Friday Funnies: Hillary's Email Apology

Chip Bok | 9.11.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Here we see Tea Leoni servicing Peter Boyle in front of a picture window (exhibitionists???) while, I don't know, you figure out who that wiping the discharge out of Leoni's eye.
1. Judge Forrest's Clitdong 10 years ago
  
  Tea Leoni, or an aging Marvin Hagler wearing Donald Trump's toupee and whiteface.
2. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  I don't know, you figure out who that wiping the discharge out of Leoni's eye.
  
  Dustin Hoffman in his "tootsie" costume.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
    
    Don't make it weird.
    1. Florida Man 10 years ago
      
      Don't make it weird.
      
      It's the only thing that excites me anymore.
      *hangs head*
    2. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
      
      Don't?!
      
      WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE HERE, FIST?!
Judge Forrest's Clitdong 10 years ago

Wow, Bok has hit a new low. And not a single label to be found!
1. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  I know it's a thing to bash Bok, but honestly, anyone from the commentariat could have done this cartoon.
Will4Freedom 10 years ago

I'll give Bok a "B" on this one. Mainly because he did seem to take more than 5 seconds to draw it. The subject matter is kind of funny... using HRC's own words to dismiss her new words.

It made me smile. Still hoping to get a laugh one day.
1. SIV 10 years ago
  
  Here, this one never gets old
  1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
    
    Nice!
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

Who is the man on the sofa and why is Mrs Clinton about to fellate him?
1. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  How do you fell about Rolf Harris? National treasure or national embarrassment?
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    Never rated him before, now I hope he dies screaming. In this at least I believe I am typical of the Australian population
    1. Florida Man 10 years ago
      
      I got the Kangaroo song stuck in my head and then made it my ringtone to annoy my wife. Not until later did find out the original version was "racist" and he did time in jail. An odd little man.
      1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
        
        Damn that must have irritated Florida Woman. Re "racist", it uses the Australian version of the n-word and talks about Aborigines as if they were pets, so I wouldn't bother with the quote marks - reckon it's racist. He's actually still in jail, as he was only tried last year for decades of indecently assaulting young girls
        
        How about switching to Jake the Peg?
        
        Florida Man 10 years ago
        
        Well I put racist in quotes because I didn't know how PC thing works down under. So now it's confirmed he is a racist pedophile. I guess I'll go back to "Hood gone love it" for my ringtone.
        
        invisible furry hand 10 years ago
        
        I didn't know how PC thing works down under
        
        You and me both mate 🙂
        
        db 10 years ago
        
        Yeah I used to like his cover of "Stairway to Heaven" but now every time it comes up in the playlist I skip it because of what he did.
  2. Heroic Mulatto 10 years ago
    
    I'm calling bullshit on this. I've now put several hours into Australia Simulator 2015 and I haven't heard of him or his songs once.
    1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
      
      Do they have a speed metal version of Waltzing Matilda?
    2. Florida Man 10 years ago
      
      You think I'm making it up?!?
      
      Kangaroo song
      
      WARNING:you can never unhear it.
      1. Heroic Mulatto 10 years ago
        
        The only realistic part was when they skinned his corpse.
        
        Florida Man 10 years ago
        
        The weird thing is, I have no idea where I originally heard it. It just popped into my head this summer and I googled it and found the song. Contagious, bizarre and evidently racist. Also, I did not care for Fury Road and I seem to be the only one.
        
        invisible furry hand 10 years ago
        
        I was going to ask how you knew of this monstrous earworm but feared the response
        
        Florida Man 10 years ago
        
        The song was made 21 years before I was born and it's not popular here as far as I know. It's going to drive me nuts until I get bored with trying to remember.
        
        Florida Man 10 years ago
        
        I have a niece that is half Australian, do kids sing that song? Maybe I heard her sing it one time.
        
        Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton 10 years ago
        
        It's played on SiriusXM's 50's on 5 channel.
        
        I've made references to it here before and at least one other commentator has done so as well.
2. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
  
  Here we see invisible furry hand STEALING JOKES.
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    Yeah well what are you going to do about it, tough guy? Transport me to Australia for the term of my natural life?
    1. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
      
      Obviously that's too harsh a sentence for anyone.
Mrs. Lemuel Struthers 10 years ago

Why is Hillary's head peaking out of a coffin?
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  She's just waking up in the evening.
Almanian - Micro Trumper 10 years ago

I'm just gonna jump straight to "Awful. Therefore, perfect."

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope a Michigan cop pulls you over, intending to reward you with a $5 gift card to your favorite purveyor of lard-filled GMO Soylent Derp, but mistakes you putting your car into Park for a "furtive movement" and blows your fucking head off, thus ensuring he'll get home safely to see his family.

Also

*SLAP!*
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  *slap!*
2. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  If I'm in Michigan I'll just shoot myself.
  1. Crusty Juggler 10 years ago
    
    The Yoopers are okay. And there is Amash. And the people who make Two Hearted, because that beer is the bomb diggity.
    1. Florida Man 10 years ago
      
      I'm sure the area outside of Detroit is fine, it's just I had such as unpleasant experience in that city, that I've condemned the state by association.
      1. Almanian - Micro Trumper 10 years ago
        
        You got it. North of Lansing is my "Safe Zone" for Michigan. SE MI....I consider "Detroit", not "Michigan".
Rebel Scum 10 years ago

This phake skandul is old news anyway, you guys. It's not like she openly committed multiple felonies and, essentially, admitted as much.

Also: Something something lablez something something insufficient quantity.
Swiss Servator 10 years ago

WE MADE THIS JOKE ALREADY, BOK!

...

AND WHERE ARE THE LABEZ!!!!
1. Tonio 10 years ago
  
  Please, please tell me you left out an "L" in your post, Switzy.
  1. Loki 10 years ago
    
    No, he really was hoping Bok would draw Shrillary's shriveled dried up labia.
gaijin 10 years ago

It would have been better if Hilary was apologizing via a fundraising email.
CN_Foundation 10 years ago

It is Monika with the stained blue dress. Why bother with an apology Bill? It was only an "email". So much trouble about a BJ? It was such a tiny thing I couldn't be bothered to suck it! Why impeach me before I finish sucking? Have you thought of sucking that thing? I guess those of you so upset about an email are still mad about Bill's free BJ?
Florida Man 10 years ago

Oh! That's a deep burn!
Pope Jimbo 10 years ago

Is a modicum more or less than a plethora?
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Like shame is something to be proud of.
Florida Man 10 years ago

Dayum!
Florida Man 10 years ago

I would say a plethora is more Jef

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