Friday Funnies: Bringing Us Together

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[The Shrubber's Woodchipper]

Worst. Tattoo. Ever.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Obama fell asleep with a red toad on his pillow?

[UnCivilServant]

Naw, the jaundiced guy in the "Hope" shirt is vandalizing the monument to self Barack the First put up after murderering the republic.

[invisible furry hand]

Payne, you're in his house, you're eating the hors d'oeuvres and drinking the booze, and you draw this? For shame...

[WTF]

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

Oh, and *SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Slammer]

Divide is Howard Dean, great expression

*Slap*!

[Rich]

*slap!*

[Almanian - Wood Chipper-ish]

*SLAP!!*

[egould310 reppin' LBC]

*kiss*

[Rich]

*Kiss*-ass Friday?

[Will4Freedom]

Writing this comment may take more time than Payne took to draw this.

Seriously? With all that's going on, THIS is what you come up with?

*hangs head*

[Lady Dalrymple]

I could've used a nice Supreme Court as traitorous idiots drawing. I'm just saying, incase you're out of ideas, Payne.

[cavalier973]

SCOTUS members waving the Confederate Flag, then?

[Swiss Servator, Holzhacker]

Needz moar crying Statue of Libertiez!

[UnCivilServant]

*mumbles*"Paycheck, paycheck, paycheck... there that'll keep 'em."

/Payne

[cavalier973]

The movie that is referenced is quite entertaining. The Pixar short before the movie is...strange.

[PM]

Oh, okay, it's a movie reference. I thought Payne was going off into an abstract plane of some kind.

[cavalier973]

Inside Out is about personified emotions that live in a little girl's (well, everyone's) brain. The girl's family moves to San Francisco, and the emotions have to deal with the change.

[cavalier973]

Now, the way the movie ends, is Tyrion watches the little girl get taken by slavers, so he kills one if Dani's dragons. One of her new dragons, because her old dragons now live with Cersei, who has gone mad and thinks they are all her dead son, Joffrey.

[WTF]

You know nothing, cavalier973!

[cavalier973]

*Looks around nervously at the rest of the Black Crows*

[Almanian - Wood Chipper-ish]

The Black Crows are making a comeback?

/Hey baby lemme light your candle cause something something sure hard to handle now something

[AlmightyJB]

Horrible song

[Will4Freedom]

Awww... MAN! Give a spoiler alert next time.

[Pompey]

Why are midgets climbing all over Jimmy Durante?

[hamilton]

So Hope is the White guy and Divide is the Red man and the Black guy is something something. Got it. NEEDS MOAR CONFEDERATE FLAGS.

[Slammer]

I think Hope is an Asian in a beret? Guy has webbed hands, too.

[cavalier973]

Hope looks yellow to me.

[Rich]

Hope is a coward.

[cavalier973]

Good album title.

[Swiss Servator, Holzhacker]

BOB HOPE WAS NOT A COWARD!

[Rich]

Indeed.

[UnCivilServant]

That joke would never make it out of today's Hollywood.

[Charles Easterly]

I immediately thought of that bit when I saw Rich's "Indeed" remark (although in truth there are several sellf-identified Republicans who in their relflexive actions remind me of the same bit).

Good morning all, this is for each of you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO_JnEex-Do

[sarcasmic]

I don't get it.

[cavalier973]

It looks like Divide and Hope are the President 's only two emotions (most people have 5 distinct emotions). Divide obviously shoved Hope outside of the President 's brain and onto the President 's shoulder, where he sits forlonly and contemplates what it's like to live outside a vacuum.

[Slammer]

So Obama's head is Thunderdome?

[cavalier973]

Aw , man; now I'm gonna have that song running around in my head all day.

*Begins humming "We don't need another hero"...*

[AlmightyJB]

I only have two. Anger and drunk.

[Entropy Drehmaschine Void]

So you are a Democrat, then.

[GroundTruth]

A+

[gaijin]

Don;t smokers usually have yellowed teeth?

[straffinrun]

I see some simian characteristics creeping in your Obama, Payne. Careful.

[cavalier973]

Yeah; Obama ain't no Simian. He's 100% American. gee whiz, you Birthers!

[Rich]

*** rising intonation ***

What about his Sino-Simian relations ....

[Swiss Servator, Holzhacker]

*narrows gaze*

[straffinrun]

*lowers protruding brow*

[invisible furry hand]

* wiggles arse

[Almanian - Wood Chipper-ish]

Awful. Therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. Hope the SCOTUS on FuckYouThat'sWhyCare has you so depressed you decide to throw yourself in a woodchipper, having missed a payment on your life insurance so your survivors must resort to Craig's List white slavery (RACIST!).

Also, fried chicken.

Plant shutdown for the next week - VACATION!!!

And, just because you've earned it, another

*SLAP!*

[Mr. Paulbotto]

I ate fried chicken for breakfast this morning.

[John Galt]

You're a fortunate one.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Why is Hope's head constructed from a Green Bay Packers foam "we're #1" finger? Obama doesn't need to carry that state again.

[John Galt]

I thought we were past commercializing the Redman.

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