Friday Funnies: Bringing Us Together

Henry Payne | 6.26.2015 7:00 AM

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The Shrubber's Woodchipper 10 years ago

Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Obama fell asleep with a red toad on his pillow?
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  Naw, the jaundiced guy in the "Hope" shirt is vandalizing the monument to self Barack the First put up after murderering the republic.
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

Payne, you're in his house, you're eating the hors d'oeuvres and drinking the booze, and you draw this? For shame...
1. WTF 10 years ago
  
  NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!
  
  Oh, and *SLAP!*
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. Slammer 10 years ago
      
      Divide is Howard Dean, great expression
      
      *Slap*!
      1. Rich 10 years ago
        
        *slap!*
        
        Almanian - Wood Chipper-ish 10 years ago
        
        *SLAP!!*
        
        egould310 reppin' LBC 10 years ago
        
        *kiss*
        
        Rich 10 years ago
        
        *Kiss*-ass Friday?
Will4Freedom 10 years ago

Writing this comment may take more time than Payne took to draw this.

Seriously? With all that's going on, THIS is what you come up with?

*hangs head*
1. Lady Dalrymple 10 years ago
  
  I could've used a nice Supreme Court as traitorous idiots drawing. I'm just saying, incase you're out of ideas, Payne.
  1. cavalier973 10 years ago
    
    SCOTUS members waving the Confederate Flag, then?
    1. Swiss Servator, Holzhacker 10 years ago
      
      Needz moar crying Statue of Libertiez!
2. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  *mumbles*"Paycheck, paycheck, paycheck... there that'll keep 'em."
  
  /Payne
cavalier973 10 years ago

The movie that is referenced is quite entertaining. The Pixar short before the movie is...strange.
1. PM 10 years ago
  
  Oh, okay, it's a movie reference. I thought Payne was going off into an abstract plane of some kind.
  1. cavalier973 10 years ago
    
    Inside Out is about personified emotions that live in a little girl's (well, everyone's) brain. The girl's family moves to San Francisco, and the emotions have to deal with the change.
    1. cavalier973 10 years ago
      
      Now, the way the movie ends, is Tyrion watches the little girl get taken by slavers, so he kills one if Dani's dragons. One of her new dragons, because her old dragons now live with Cersei, who has gone mad and thinks they are all her dead son, Joffrey.
      1. WTF 10 years ago
        
        You know nothing, cavalier973!
        
        cavalier973 10 years ago
        
        *Looks around nervously at the rest of the Black Crows*
        
        Almanian - Wood Chipper-ish 10 years ago
        
        The Black Crows are making a comeback?
        
        /Hey baby lemme light your candle cause something something sure hard to handle now something
        
        AlmightyJB 10 years ago
        
        Horrible song
      2. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
        
        Awww... MAN! Give a spoiler alert next time.
Pompey 10 years ago

Why are midgets climbing all over Jimmy Durante?
hamilton 10 years ago

So Hope is the White guy and Divide is the Red man and the Black guy is something something. Got it. NEEDS MOAR CONFEDERATE FLAGS.
1. Slammer 10 years ago
  
  I think Hope is an Asian in a beret? Guy has webbed hands, too.
2. cavalier973 10 years ago
  
  Hope looks yellow to me.
  1. Rich 10 years ago
    
    Hope is a coward.
    1. cavalier973 10 years ago
      
      Good album title.
    2. Swiss Servator, Holzhacker 10 years ago
      
      BOB HOPE WAS NOT A COWARD!
      1. Rich 10 years ago
        
        Indeed.
        
        UnCivilServant 10 years ago
        
        That joke would never make it out of today's Hollywood.
        
        Charles Easterly 10 years ago
        
        I immediately thought of that bit when I saw Rich's "Indeed" remark (although in truth there are several sellf-identified Republicans who in their relflexive actions remind me of the same bit).
        
        Good morning all, this is for each of you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO_JnEex-Do
sarcasmic 10 years ago

I don't get it.
1. cavalier973 10 years ago
  
  It looks like Divide and Hope are the President 's only two emotions (most people have 5 distinct emotions). Divide obviously shoved Hope outside of the President 's brain and onto the President 's shoulder, where he sits forlonly and contemplates what it's like to live outside a vacuum.
  1. Slammer 10 years ago
    
    So Obama's head is Thunderdome?
    1. cavalier973 10 years ago
      
      Aw , man; now I'm gonna have that song running around in my head all day.
      
      *Begins humming "We don't need another hero"...*
  2. AlmightyJB 10 years ago
    
    I only have two. Anger and drunk.
    1. Entropy Drehmaschine Void 10 years ago
      
      So you are a Democrat, then.
GroundTruth 10 years ago

A+
gaijin 10 years ago

Don;t smokers usually have yellowed teeth?
straffinrun 10 years ago

I see some simian characteristics creeping in your Obama, Payne. Careful.
1. cavalier973 10 years ago
  
  Yeah; Obama ain't no Simian. He's 100% American. gee whiz, you Birthers!
  1. Rich 10 years ago
    
    *** rising intonation ***
    
    What about his Sino-Simian relations ....
  2. Swiss Servator, Holzhacker 10 years ago
    
    *narrows gaze*
    1. straffinrun 10 years ago
      
      *lowers protruding brow*
      1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
        
        * wiggles arse
Almanian - Wood Chipper-ish 10 years ago

Awful. Therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. Hope the SCOTUS on FuckYouThat'sWhyCare has you so depressed you decide to throw yourself in a woodchipper, having missed a payment on your life insurance so your survivors must resort to Craig's List white slavery (RACIST!).

Also, fried chicken.

Plant shutdown for the next week - VACATION!!!

And, just because you've earned it, another

*SLAP!*
1. Mr. Paulbotto 10 years ago
  
  I ate fried chicken for breakfast this morning.
  1. John Galt 10 years ago
    
    You're a fortunate one.
sloopyinTEXAS 10 years ago

Why is Hope's head constructed from a Green Bay Packers foam "we're #1" finger? Obama doesn't need to carry that state again.
John Galt 10 years ago

I thought we were past commercializing the Redman.
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