Brickbat: I Don't Want to Go on the Cart

iZombie/The CW

A report from the Milwaukee County Medical Examiner's Office says a 46-year-old man, whose name wasn't released, was "cold to the touch and in rigor" when firefighters found him. More than two hours after firefighters arrived, the medical examiner's office informed the man's relatives he was dead. About 24 minutes after that, the man began moving his arm and leg, and they noticed he was breathing.

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

...his girlfriend called police to check on him because she was unable to reach him.

He's lucky he appeared already dead.

[buybuydandavis]

He shoots, he scores!

[mr lizard]

Patient Zero?

[straffinrun]

friend of yours?

[straffinrun]

The man's brother told ABC News' affiliate station WISN-TV that he was doing better.

Sibling rivalry? Damn, claiming you're doing better than your near dead brother.

[Swiss Servator, Kaffee bitte!]

*narrows gaze*

[Libertarian]

I guess this is some of the fallout from last night's Senate debate.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor.....mod-latest

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) ? Calling the Obama Administration's actions against the soccer organization "weak and ineffective," Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to "dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all."

[Scarecrow Repair]

That's not bad. Keep it up, and especially satirize the Dems too, and they might provide some competition to The Onion.

[Steve G]

"Oh, that's not rigor honey!!"

[AlmightyJB]

Monty Python reference Game of Thrones

[Tejicano]

At this point - on the cart or watch the whole train wreck of 2016 - it's kinda a coin toss.

I would wager my life on the side of liberty but those odds don't look too good. I would wager them anyway. Wasn't anything good on TV anyway.

[Bramblyspam]

He's only mostly dead!