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Culture

Nightmare Administrator Thinks Student Waiting Patiently for Assistance Is Harassing Her

'Would you like for me to call campus security?'

Robby Soave | 5.15.2015 2:15 PM

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A Kennesaw State University student recorded a short video of his unpleasant interactions with a woman named Abby Dawson, who may be the most unhelpful advisor in history.

The student, Kevin Bruce, was waiting in the advising offices of the Georgia university when Dawson accused him of harassing her and ordered him to leave. Bruce replied that he only wished to speak with an advisor, and wasn't harassing anyone. She responded: "Sitting here until somebody is available is harassing. Would you like for me to call campus security?"

We only see 30 seconds of the encounter, and it's of course possible that Bruce did something off-camera that made Dawson's accusation of harassment more credible. But the evidence of Bruce's prior email correspondence with her certainly suggest that she's an irritable and unhelpful administrator. Bruce later clarified on Twitter that he had hoped to avoid her by going to the office to speak with a different advisor since "he found her unhelpful in the past," according to The Huffington Post.

Bruce isn't the first student to complain about this particular administrator:

One student, Amber Wann, said she had difficulty getting into a couple classes she needed and was worried she would fall behind. When she asked if there was a way to avoid the waitlist, Dawson replied in an email, "I will not continue to answer the same question." Wann tweeted a screenshot of the exchange…

Another student, Austin Smith, tweeted about an encounter he had with Dawson during the advisory office's posted open hours. Smith said that he arrived about halfway through the time-slot, but Dawson told him they had finished early and were moving on to a workshop.

The surge in tuition prices over the last two decades is in no small part due to the fact that American universities have created vast armies of administrators to fill out purported "student services" and advising positions. Given how much students are paying for these extravagances, one would expect people like Dawson to be a little more customer-focused in the course of their jobs.

Also, is the definition of harassment now just "anything that bothers anyone" at university campuses?

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Sounds like it was the best lesson he learned from that school: Bureaucrats will be unhelpful.

    1. LynchPin1477   10 years ago

      Unfortunately, expertise is stubbornly non-transferable.

    2. Mad Scientist   10 years ago

      It's just as likely he'll decide that DIFFERENT top men are what's needed.

    3. crab_apple   10 years ago

      Even worse is that these human garbage people are the reason tuition costs are rising so much. Administrators hiring more administrators hiring more administrators.

    4. Eitan   10 years ago

      Reminds me of this administrator in the Physics department I had to deal with as an undergraduate. He was super irritable and mean. So one day I had the idea to wear my backpack under my shirt, as a joke pretending to be pregnant (I'm a guy) just to cut the tension and make the guy laugh. He was much easier to work with thereafter.

  2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Also, is the definition of harassment now just "anything that bothers anyone" at university campuses?

    I assume that's a rhetorical question.

    1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   10 years ago

      As long as we're clear that "anyone" does not include straight white male cis shitlord patriarchal oppressors.

    2. Episiarch   10 years ago

      That question is harassing me. Do you want me to call campus security?

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        Straight white male cis shitlord patriarchal oppressors such as you cannot be harassed. because power inequality, or social justice, or something.

        1. Episiarch   10 years ago

          White?!? I'm darker than Nicole!

          1. WTF   10 years ago

            Soooo....where does that put you on the Worst scale?

            1. Episiarch   10 years ago

              I can't be the worst, I'm not female.

              1. WTF   10 years ago

                Of course.

      2. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

        Yes, but you cannot print what I want you to call them.

  3. LynchPin1477   10 years ago

    Given how much students are paying for these extravagances, one would expect people like Dawson to be a little more customer-focused in the course of their jobs.

    For that, there would need to be consequences for negative performance.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Oh, I imagine the twitter shitstorm she just brought down on herself can be considered a consequence.

      1. Loki   10 years ago

        At the point I expect the male cis-gendered shit lord who was "harrassing" her to get more of a twatter shitstorn than her.

        "How dare that PATRIARCHICAL OPPRESSOR microagress her by expecting her to be helpful. What, does he think he owns her or something..."

        1. LynchPin1477   10 years ago

          STOP TRYING TO ENACT HER LABOR!!!

          1. Hey Nikki!   10 years ago

            If people don't start using this right I'm going to scream.

            1. Warty   10 years ago

              You fucking idiots, Nikki is not going to enact your labor for you.

              1. MSimon   10 years ago

                Nact her Labor?

        2. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

          He is being driven by the patriarchal white privilege being projected on him intersectionally by his oppressors. He acts out in a conduitive redirection of the imperial impulses of his rape culture bretheren, attempting to appropriate the services of the unwitting victim through microaggression and rape culture stereotyping.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

            Dude, that's a Rutgers masters thesis right there.

            1. WTF   10 years ago

              Hell, that actually makes more sense than most of Brittney Cooper's (The Shame of Rutgers) rantings.

          2. PBR Streetgang   10 years ago

            Are you a grad level instructor in the Anthropology dept?

          3. Mx. F. Stupidity, Jr.   10 years ago

            Nice to hear from a fellow* Mx.

            *TRIGGER WARNING - "Fellow" may imply familiarity, thus othering the alt-friended. "Fellow" may also represent a colloquialism for a cisgendered male, thus othering everyone who ever lived.

            1. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

              My pronouns are pee, pimp, piss, and purr.

      2. Aresen   10 years ago

        That will just earn her a paid vacation for 'stress.'

    2. buybuydandavis   10 years ago

      "one would expect people like Dawson to be a little more customer-focused in the course of their jobs."

      haw haw haw haw haw

  4. Enjoy Every Sandwich   10 years ago

    "Sitting here until somebody is available is harassing. Would you like for me to call campus security?"

    It would be very tempting to say "yes". I would very much enjoy seeing the cops' faces when she explains how sitting in a chair waiting for help from people whose job it is to help is "harassment".

    OTOH today's college campuses are so fucked up that doing that would probably get me tasered at the least. The campus feminists would all run to their safe rooms to eat Elmer's glue.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      The campus feminists would all run to their safe rooms to eat Elmer's glue.

      Stop making me laugh

    2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

      Yeah. The campus cops, like any cops, are there to enforce the will of their peers. In this case her will. Doesn't matter if what she is saying is completely absurd. The job of the cops is to back her up without question. Because they serve and protect each other.

    3. BuSab Agent   10 years ago

      This, this is why they told us not to it paste in kindergarten. I always wondered. It leads to delusional behavior. oh and LOL.

      1. BuSab Agent   10 years ago

        er EAT paste. No edit button is harassment.

        1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   10 years ago

          "eat paste" could come out as "it paste" if you're eating paste.

          1. BuSab Agent   10 years ago

            I'm not ashamed I used to eat paste, but the quality has fallen since the replaced the old collagen (from animal hooves) and starch formula with polymer type crap. It just doesn't taste right. So apparently my delusions have tapered off, but my typing skills may well be permanently impaired.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

    I bet she's a hot date.

    1. Tman   10 years ago

      THAT IS ALSO ASSAULT.

      1. fish   10 years ago

        all caps is triggering!!!!!!!!!

        1. Tman   10 years ago

          PLEASE MOVE OVER TO THE COURTESY SAFE ZONE.

          WHICH IS ALSO ASSAULT.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

          It is? Crap, now I'm triggered too!

          1. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

            Your trigger is triggering a triggerslide, watch out for the falling microaggressions!

          2. fish   10 years ago

            TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER!

            1. Trouser-Pod   10 years ago

              Would you all please stop othering the non-Roy Rogers of the world?!?

    2. Loki   10 years ago

      RAPE KULTURE! !!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!

      1. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

        Point we'll taken. We should be happy that she didn't accuse him of raping her with his expectations of sitting in a chair in the waiting room.

      2. JW   10 years ago

        #BLACKGRADESMATTER

    3. lap83   10 years ago

      I bet she's a hot date

      "Sitting there while I'm trying to eat dinner/watch a movie/play mini golf is harassment, would you like me to call security?"

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

        That's what I'm talking about! Ups the danger factor.

        1. lap83   10 years ago

          gives new meaning to BDSM

          Bureaucratic Drone Squabbling Mercilessly

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

            Oh god, what is wrong with me?

            1. Episiarch   10 years ago

              Where do you want me to start? With the bedwetting, or the incontinence?

              1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

                Probably should begin with the night terrors concerning my kindergarten teacher

  6. Loki   10 years ago

    So expecting someone to do their fucking job is now considered harrassment? I should try that one on my boss sometime.

    1. RBS   10 years ago

      Client: Do you have a hearing scheduled for my case yet?
      RBS: Stop fucking harassing me, call the office again and I'm calling the cops.

      Should go over well.

      1. Batgirl Esq.   10 years ago

        ^ As soon as I am ready to quit by job there are a few clients I so want to do this to.

  7. ENDelt260   10 years ago

    "Sitting here until somebody is available is harassing. Would you like for me to call campus security?"

    The correct answer is: Sure.

    Let the rent-a-cop show up and see you sitting there calmly and her have a hissy-fit about your harrassment-via-waiting.

    My wife once had to deal w/ an unhelpful cunt that worked for Alaska Airlines. The wife arrived 55 minutes before takeoff (Alaska made note of the time) and the lady at the ticket counter refused to give her a boarding pass because it was less than 1 hr before takeoff. Of course, this was a small regional airport. From the location of the conversation, one could see the security checkpoint w/ no line and a TSA agent twiddling his thumbs. Further, one could see past the security line to the gate and see folks sitting around not yet boarding. It literally would've delayed no one to let my wife on the plane... but "rules are rules". Wife asked to speak to supervisor, and was given a "leave now or a I'll call the cops." Wife said "Ok". Cop arrives, immediately sees that Alaska Airlines hired a fuckwit, and tries to convince the lady to just let my wife board.

    Sadly, in this instance, the cop did not get his way.

    Side note: fuck Alaska Airlines.

    What were we talking about?

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      What were we talking about?

      oil pipelines.

    2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

      I think in this case it would have gone differently. In the scenario you describe, the Alaska Airlines fuckwit was not employed by the same people as the cop, so the cop wasn't obligated to back her up no matter what. In the case of a campus cop, their job is to back up university employees no matter how stupid the request.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Uh-oh. The student is a black man and the administrator is a white woman. That's going to spur competing victim group activists.

    1. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

      In this round of Grievance Olympics, we have black versus woman!

      Ohhhhh, it's a one hit KO! The black student was just sitting there, and the woman hit him with a harassment allegation! One of the shortest fights in history!

      1. MOFO.   10 years ago

        You think its over because you are a racist. #blacklivesmatter

        1. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

          You advocate beating women? You're part of the problem! #patriarchy #nomore #girlscan

          1. Rasilio   10 years ago

            You missed #yesallwomyn

            1. Sudden   10 years ago

              #vaginaisthenewblack

          2. MSimon   10 years ago

            "girl's can" ? If it is big enough. Colloquially called booty.

        2. Loki   10 years ago

          You just want the male to win because you share his patriarchal male priveleged world view, you rape apologist, cis-gendered, heterosexual shitlord!

    2. Loki   10 years ago

      I forget, which one is higher on the permanently aggrieved victim class hierarchy? If race trumps gender, then clearly she's a racist cunt. But if gender trumps cis-gendered male, then he's a misogynistic patriarchal male priveleged shit lord.

      1. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

        Let's see how the Warren vs. Obama grievance showdown turns out on the left.

        1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

          Native American trumps black, so Warren gets the multiplier bonus. She'll win this one easily

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

    The clenched hands, the raised eyebrows, the "don't you know jack shit" posture, it all just screams "I've got a corn cob firmly planted in my ass."

    1. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

      Coal up her ass, trying to make a diamond.

      1. Episiarch   10 years ago

        But it'll only be industrial grade. 🙁

        1. fish   10 years ago

          It's a start....whaddyya want it's Georgia?!

    2. Warty   10 years ago

      The body language of the passive-yet-very-aggressive always looks like that, doesn't it? You see it a ton in schoolteachers and guidance counselors. Even now, all these years since I've had to deal with it, just seeing that posture makes me want to do something that will definitely get me detention.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

        I know, makes me horny too

        1. Episiarch   10 years ago

          Great minds think alike. So I have no idea what this is.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

            Don't deny it. You want to get one over on her. Bet she's a wildcat.

            1. Episiarch   10 years ago

              HATEFUCK

            2. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

              What is with you guys and sticking it in crazy? She probably collects "just the tip" of every conquest in a jar of pickling juice and has a voodoo doll made of pubes!

              1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

                It's a challenge!

                1. SimonJester   10 years ago

                  It isn't a challange. "Excuse me, does this does this smell like chloroform?"

              2. Episiarch   10 years ago

                I don't know about Scruffy but I'm just joking. I'm the first person to advocate staying the fuck away from crazy.

                That's not to say I don't believe in a good hatefuck...

                1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

                  Chicken

                2. Viscount Irish, Slayer of Huns   10 years ago

                  "I don't know about Scruffy but I'm just joking. I'm the first person to advocate staying the fuck away from crazy."

                  I believe Crusty Juggler is the one who is attracted to every crazy woman who gets mentioned on H&R. He's on record as being very pro Anna Merlan.

                  1. Viscount Irish, Slayer of Huns   10 years ago

                    I really don't understand CJs love for Merlan, though. She looks like a concentration camp victim if that concentration camp victim had earlier graduated from Columbia University.

                    1. Warty   10 years ago

                      What the hell is wrong with you? I would make sweet, sweet love to Anna Merlan for days on end. And then I would take her to an endocrinologist, because something is wrong with her thyroid. Look at her recent pics and ones from 3 years ago.

                    2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Yes, I'd say a mild case of hyperthyroidism. But clearly untreated. I also suspect elevated homocysteine levels.

                    3. Jimbo   10 years ago

                      Anna sends her love, Warty:
                      https://www.tumblr.com/search/Anna-Merlan

                    4. Jimbo   10 years ago

                      Damn! I meant to send the Fuck You pic. Oh well, just scroll down for it.

              3. Loki   10 years ago

                They think they can fuck the crazy out of her, but I doubt that's possible.

                1. Viscount Irish, Slayer of Huns   10 years ago

                  Anna Merlan is all crazy. Well, that's not quite true. She's 85% crazy and 15% gigantic, terrifying cartoon eyes.

                  1. BakedPenguin   10 years ago

                    If If you want to talk about crazy, crazy eyes in a proggie woman, I still think that Bahar Mustafa wins.

                    Fairly cute. Totally insane.

                  2. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

                    Merlan went to Columbia, which is how we know she is intelligent. Intelligent women are usually good lovers. She has a bad tattoo, which means she has questionable judgement, which means that not only could she potentially bone me, she would want to get weird with it.

                    I also like beaker eyes.

                    It is so simple!

            3. Idle Hands   10 years ago

              baby you know I love it when you harass me good and hard!

              1. Warty   10 years ago

                Can you imagine how tedious it would be to fuck this chick? She'd tell you that she's into domination fantasies, but you know that she'd try to top from the bottom and nag you relentlessly until you gagged her with her panties.

                ...Wait, that doesn't sound so bad after all.

                1. Episiarch   10 years ago

                  Go on...and add something about power bottoms.

                  1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

                    They're capable of generating an enormous amount of force.

            4. Pulseguy   10 years ago

              Scruffy, Scruffy, Scruffy, take my word for it. Crazy does not make for good sex. She would lie there hating you for not being Brad Pitt.

              The odd bi-polar woman can be good in bed, but she will end up breaking all your best vinyl, dropping your iPhone in the toilet, and blowing up your espresso machine. So, not worth it. But, of course, I would do it.

              Women like her are cold and mean. Nothing good comes from that.

  10. Paul.   10 years ago

    Can we really blame occupy wallstreeters from wanting their tuition money back, by any means necessary?

    1. fish   10 years ago

      So you just sent a complaint e-mail to Kennesaw States Office of the President too?

  11. Bill Dalasio   10 years ago

    Also, is the definition of harassment now just "anything that bothers anyone" at university campuses?

    No, of course not! It's anything that bothers anyone other than a white, hetero, cis-male shitlord. If you weren't such a white, hetero, cis-male shitlord, you'd know that, you white, hetero, cis-male shitlord!

  12. Princess Trigger   10 years ago

    Cornholio: Are you threatening me?

    1. Episiarch   10 years ago

      (hands the Princess some TP)

  13. Bill Dalasio   10 years ago

    On one hand, we really need a shakeout of academia. On the other, would it really be a good thing to release these creatures on the rest of us?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      If only we could round them all up and confine them to just a few HOAs in Kansas.

      1. SimonJester   10 years ago

        Scruffy, please no. I like it here in Kansas. Send them to Canadia, or South Canadia, also called Michigan's UP. Leave them there to freeze.

    2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      We need to make them face the real world some time. Once they have broken down under the uncaring majesty of fact, they have the chance to rebuild themselves in a more useful form - or end up in a field, screaming at abandoned buildings in Detroit.

      1. Bill Dalasio   10 years ago

        But, how much havoc to they wreak in the interim? Workplaces throughout the country forced to create "safe spaces". Customer service denied because privilege! The list goes on.

  14. Viscount Irish, Slayer of Huns   10 years ago

    Abby Dawson moments after that picture was taken.

    1. fish   10 years ago

      I didn't think that was bitchily privileged enough....

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfiG63zv1g

      It gets Kennesaw State like about 50 seconds in.

  15. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    If that woman were to be fired, it would be an affront to freedom. We cannot be a nation where people do not have lifetime employment, free of the pernicious effects of incompetent-shaming.

  16. Bones   10 years ago

    This makes me almost as angry as the Border Patrol tasing story. Can anyone do their fucking job and just their fucking job anymore? Oh, right, just the cunt at Alaska Airlines is fucking perfect at hers. Follows every rule. And should be crane-kicked in the face. Fuck.

    1. HeteroPatriarch   10 years ago

      I am superb at my job. And everyone else's. Which is why I work 60 hours a week.

  17. BakedPenguin   10 years ago

    In the time it took her to be a complete asshole, she could probably have helped the guy out.

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      Look, BP, union rules are clear that she gets so much play time a day.

    2. ENDelt260   10 years ago

      That's often the case. Time and again I see people put much more effort into getting out of work than it would've required to just do their job.

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

        Yes, but which option gives them more satisfaction?

  18. The Bad Captain Madly   10 years ago

    Another story sourced from the Huffington Post? I'm beginning to think Reason has become their auxiliary outlet.

    *Swallows large grain of salt*

    1. GILMORE   10 years ago

      There is some mysterious alliance there that has never been fully explained.

      HuffPo is listed as an official 'contributor' to Reason - though i think that category includes everyone above 'hat-tip' status. I am unclear on the "friend of ours/friend of mine" status of the Huffingtons.

      1. MSimon   10 years ago

        Nothing after about Sept 2014.

  19. Mr. Bourgeoisie   10 years ago

    I laughed out loud.

  20. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    more customer-focused
    Any day, now.
    Any
    day.

  21. Viscount Irish, Slayer of Huns   10 years ago

    Hilarious. If you go to the tweet that Reason links to in this article, it says this:

    "AJ+Verified account
    ?@ajplus
    Black student @IamKB_ was waiting to see a @kennesawstate advisor. He was accused of harassment. #ItsBiggerThanKSU:"

    People then reasonably ask 'what does the fact that he's black matter?' and get responses like 'CLEARLY THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF HE WASN'T BLACK!' Now that various white students have come forward and said they've also had similar problems with her, I'm sure those people will retract their stupid statements, correct?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Retract? Not likely, those people see everything in terms of identity politics.

    2. Episiarch   10 years ago

      Irish, what you don't understand is that there is a scale for the victim-ness level of the aggrieved party in every case. Much like the Richter Scale, it is logarithmic and increases exponentially as multiple victim classes are combined. So being a black male isn't nearly as victim-tastic as being a female black lesbian midget. By orders of magnitude. Don't you know anything?

      You know, we need a name like "Richter Scale" for this. Maybe "Andy Richter Scale"? Nah, what did Andy do to deserve that. Maybe the Grievance Scale? The Bitcher Scale?

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        The Witcher Scale?

        1. Episiarch   10 years ago

          You know, that game was just way overcomplicated. If I want to learn how to fight with a sword using an XBox controller, I'll just learn to fight with a sword for real. Oh wait, I already know that anyway.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            When are you programming types going to get us full immersion VR, with full sensory engagement, including haptic interfaces? Huh?

            1. Rasilio   10 years ago

              We've had that forever and you've been hooked up to one ever since you were decanted

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                Well, this game sucks.

          2. JW   10 years ago

            Andy Dick scale.

            "That was so racist that it rated 9 Dicks."

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              That's one of those logarithmic scales, isn't it?

            2. Episiarch   10 years ago

              Rice Mascot: The dicks won't hold, Mr. Wong Burger!

              Rice Mascot #2: We're gonna have to hold these up with something. Maybe with like, a dick.

              Mr. Wong Burger: Are you telling me that I don't know dick? If anybody knows how to build a ship out of dicks it is me!

              Rice Mascots: Yes, Mr. Wong Burger.

              Mr. Wong Burger: 'Cause I am King Dick!

              1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

                SouthPark?

                1. Bobarian (sexbot hand model)   10 years ago

                  ATHF:

                  Number one in the hood, G!

                  1. Trouser-Pod   10 years ago

                    +1 Dick Planet

          3. Corning   10 years ago

            "I'll just learn to fight with a sword for real. Oh wait, I already know that anyway."

            First:

            NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRD!

            Second:

            You can't kill opponents with your real sword learnin, you can with an Xbox controller. It is like you are complaining you have to aim and reload in BF4 when you could just buy a real firearm.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

        The Oprah Ratio

      3. Warty   10 years ago

        The Bicker Scale.

    3. WTF   10 years ago

      Now that various white students have come forward and said they've also had similar problems with her, I'm sure those people will retract their stupid statements, correct?

      No, SOP is that they will just continue on, and never acknowledge in any way that they actually made those statements.

    4. Warty   10 years ago

      Use all the weapons you have. He's smart to insinuate that she's racist.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

        Actually, the dude had this to say...

        Guys It's not a racial issue . Every Race has this problem .

        The 3rd comment in is from a White female Progsplaining why he's wrong and it's all about race.

        1. Warty   10 years ago

          The stacks of Benjamins in his background...that's racist.

        2. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

          Now just about every comment is saying the guy's wrong. Christ.

          1. Warty   10 years ago

            Fool. Why did he claim the moral high ground when he could have used the power of Grievance to win?

          2. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

            Here he is repeating himself, no one has dropped the "Uncle Tom" bomb...yet.

            1. Loki   10 years ago

              They're coming pretty damn close though.

        3. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

          "1. Where r the other races getting the police called on them? Secondly, we live in America, racial undertones r always present."

          Yes, the police have never been called on any other race.

    5. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

      Your attempts to disprove the narrative using facts and logic is just othering them, you microagressor!

  22. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    Would you like for me to call campus security?

    No, but you could make me a sammich. And bring me a beer.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Now that would have been a winning retort.

  23. Raston Bot   10 years ago

    I've seen crazier eyes.

    1. Res ipsa loquitur   10 years ago

      ....but nt many

  24. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

    When did we admit Kennesaw as a state???? I was not informed. This is bullshit!

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      I always found that sort of name odd, too. I mean, I guess any name could be used in front of "State University," but it's still jarring when it's not the state's name.

      1. Warty   10 years ago

        What do you mean Ball isn't a state?

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          I know! Can you believe it? That's why Obama got confused about the number of states.

          1. Warty   10 years ago

            Wait, does THE Ohio count as one state or two?

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              None. Ohio was never formally admitted to the United States. It's legally part of Mexico.

              1. Warty   10 years ago

                Ay Caramba!

                1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                  It's funny how few people are aware of this fact. It's like Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, which is technically a dukedom, not a state.

                  1. Episiarch   10 years ago

                    It's "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations" you fucking philistine.

                    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Moron. Did I not say it was a duchy?

                    2. Warty   10 years ago

                      Did you go to THE State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations State University?

                    3. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      If they called it that and insisted on the full name, I'd fucking go there, just for the shirts and hats.

                    4. Episiarch   10 years ago

                      You mean Brown?

                    5. Warty   10 years ago

                      THE Brown.

                    6. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      The Brownian Movement University, to give it its full name.

        2. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

          Each one of *my* balls is its own country.

        3. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

          What about Can't Read, Can't Write Kent State? When did that become a thing?

          1. Timon 19   10 years ago

            Cleveland State.

            Wayne State.

            1. Timon 19   10 years ago

              Wright State

              1. Atlas Slugged   10 years ago

                Wright State, wrong school

        4. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

          I'd rather Ball U than Eye U.

          /Hoosier humor

        5. MSimon   10 years ago

          Ball State or Balling State. I know which state I'd rather be in.

  25. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Based on this tweet I'm going to switch to Team Abby. I mean, who let's their phone battery drop to almost dead? That dude is unfit for polite society.

  26. GILMORE   10 years ago

    I had someone like this at my first job.

    hell, there was someone like this at every job i've had.

    some people have a really weird reaction when given even the slightest bit of authority or command control of any kind of resource to which others need access. They suddenly turn into Nazi prison-camp wardens. Everything is either a threat to their power or an opportunity to wield it arbitrarily. Its bizarre and sickening to watch. I've seen little kids do it, and i've seen grown ups doing it. I recall a girl in high-school who ran a public-pool-snack-bar like she was commanding a nuclear submarine during the midst of a potential mutiny*.

    my general impression it is that it happens to people who otherwise have low-self-esteem = the 'role playing' aspect of being IN CHARGE of something...anything...no matter how small....becomes an all consuming obsession, and they begin to perceive everything around them as potential 'problems or threats' that are trying to tear them down.

    (*snack-bar-girl confessed to me that she believed the other employees were leaving napkins everywhere to try and distract her. It was intentional, by design, a conspiracy. my casual observation was that a combination of "wind blowing" and "lazy sloppy people" dropping them everywhere was the more likely cause. She stared at me in horror = "they had gotten to me already, and I was on their side". This was part of the, "never stick it in crazy" learning-experience. )

    1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

      Pool girl sounds hot. You should hit that.

      1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

        Upon finishing your comment, it seems my advice was not necessary. Well done, sir!

    2. Paul.   10 years ago

      She went on to be a senator, didn't she?

    3. Episiarch   10 years ago

      She offered the pool order!

      1. Paul.   10 years ago

        She offered Gilmore more than order...

      2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        The last of the pool tyrants to be overthrown.

  27. Cyto   10 years ago

    Kennesaw is the land of Newt Gingrich and mandatory gun ownership for heads of household. If you can't wait quietly on the group B bench at Kennesaw State without being accused of harassment, where in America can you sit quietly in the designated waiting area?

  28. Paul.   10 years ago

    Breaking: Tsarnayev sentenced to death. Sheldon richman article inbound.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Richman: Boston Worse Than Mogadishu

      1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

        But Somalia is LIBERTARIAN PARADISE (or so the media tells me)

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

          Wasn't Lanza a libertarian?

          1. fish   10 years ago

            Mario?

            1. fish   10 years ago

              http://tinyurl.com/Modern-Libertarian

    2. GILMORE   10 years ago

      Most of us will probably die of old age before they actually finish the appeals process.

      1. Mike M.   10 years ago

        I'll consider us lucky if Obama doesn't pardon him on his way out the door!

  29. Spartacus   10 years ago

    This case aside, I have to disagree with characterizing advisors as an extravagance. Degree requirements are getting more complicated, and a competent advisor can be a great help in getting students through the curriculum in an efficient way, which saves students a good bit of time and money. They can help students, especially undeclared ones, with decisions about taking general education courses that will count toward several possible majors, which keeps them from having to go back and take more lower-level courses later. They keep up with curricular changes when faculty advisors do not, and the better ones can even handle helicopter parents without succumbing to the urge to use a flame thrower.

    I don't know what the deal is with this particular advisor, but I must object to tarring them all with the same brush. Maybe this one needs to change to nursing (see yesterday).

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Mine was a graduate of the Soviet Academy of Sciences. He was a hardass of the nth order.

    2. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

      The advisors you describe would, in fact, be a helpful contributor to the student. Unfortunately, your description has no basis in reality.

      1. Spartacus   10 years ago

        Come visit my university and I will show you several, who actually do exist in real life. At least I'm pretty sure I'm not imagining them.

        1. Derp-o-Matic 5000   10 years ago

          Fair enough. My experience at three different universities was widespread bureaucratic incompetence coupled with rigid enforcement of arbitrary policies.

          1. Spartacus   10 years ago

            Well, that's pretty widespread here too. Just not by the advisors.

            1. Mx Trshmnster of the Dumpster   10 years ago

              The advisors are thee good guys. The 50 assistant dean's of [insert bullshit here] are generally not.

        2. Invisible Finger   10 years ago

          And which university is that? (wondering if public or private...)

          1. Spartacus   10 years ago

            Public. In Florida, no less.

            1. Invisible Finger   10 years ago

              Your school simply isn't old enough to have an entrenched bureaucracy yet. It'll take another 25 years to get all the patronage and fiefdoms established.

  30. Bubba Jones   10 years ago

    Epic bureaucrat photo.

    For the record, campus security are often cops with guns. At least that is how we do it in texas.

  31. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

    In the correct thread this time....

    The most disturbing thing about this case is the advisor's skeletal upper torso that somehow manages to co-exist with the saddlebags that make up her hips and thighs. How does that happen?

    1. Warty   10 years ago

      Crazy bitches be endocrinologically fucked up, son.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

        I'm willing to bet there exists a non-spurious correlation.

    2. lap83   10 years ago

      It's called a pear shape. I used to be jealous of that body type, because I don't have hips, but not so much as I get a bit older. I've noticed it doesn't age well.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

        This is a pear shape...there is no fruit that accurately describes the abyssal sea creature that is Ms. Dawson.

        1. lap83   10 years ago

          maybe a partially eaten pear that got away and is now out for revenge?

          1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

            Perhaps....

            1. lap83   10 years ago

              +1 lolwut

    3. BuSab Agent   10 years ago

      There's actually a medical condition that can cause this. My best friend in high school had it. This was my first clue that the calorie balance theory of weight loss was not correct. How could my friend be Aushwitz thin on top and Rosie O'Donell from the waist down? Was she eating too much or too little?

      1. Heroic Mulatto   10 years ago

        Well, I'll be damned.

      2. Robert   10 years ago

        Well, blow me down! Huhuhuhuhuh!

  32. Cloudbuster   10 years ago

    Also, is the definition of harassment now just "anything that bothers anyone" at university campuses?

    Yes. Also, your question is harassment.

  33. buybuydandavis   10 years ago

    "Nightmare Administrator Thinks Student Waiting Patiently for Assistance Is Harassing Her"

    How dare a peasant intrude his presence on our ruling gentry?

  34. Robert   10 years ago

    My college advisor was Nobel prize winner Charlie Cantor. Jus' sayin'.

    I guess what this case amounts to is that the student called the goldbricking advisor's bluff. "When we said you could be seen later, we meant for you to fuck off, not sit & wait your turn. Come back later, when we won't be here, & you won't see me leave."

  35. Oremus   10 years ago

    "I'm not harassing no one."

    double negative, therefore he was admitting that he was harassing someone.

  36. adolphowisner   10 years ago

    Start working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link,
    go to tech tab for work detail ????????????? http://www.jobsfish.com

  37. Chrxtoph3r   10 years ago

    Sounds like her conscience is 'harassing' her.

  38. Mannie   10 years ago

    She is obviously in need of firing. A completely useless bureaucrat. But I repeat myself.

  39. Free Society   10 years ago

    Let me show you the headline that's made me not give a fuck if this guy was wronged.

    Black student accused of harassment for waiting

    Yes yes. You're black. Get over it. Not everything that happens or doesn't happen to you is a facet of your blackness. This shit gets so old.

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