Friday Funnies: Out and Proud

Chip Bok | 5.1.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

I didn’t know Meredith Viera was on MSNBC now.
UnCivilServant 10 years ago

Neither item is news. Why did they get so much airtime?
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  *newsworthy
  1. Charles Easterly 10 years ago
    
    If you knew the answer to that you could solve other mysteries, such as where Agile Cyborg’s inspiration springs from.
    
    I’m not sure you want to delve into the deep sources beyond what we call reality, UnCivil.
    1. kV 10 years ago
      
      Absinthe?
      1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
        
        No, that makes the heart grow fonder
        
        straffinrun 10 years ago
        
        ^thith
    2. SugarFree 10 years ago
      
      He shaves his testicles, taint and butthole every morning, like every patriotic American man should.
      1. AlmightyJB 10 years ago
        
        Lol:)
Almanian! 10 years ago

So Lois Lerner grew her hair a little and is now a newscaster? And David Bonior (former piece of shit MI US Congresstard) and Flo From Progressive’s mom are….watching together?

Don’t get it.

Awful. Therefore, perfect. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you throw up in your mouth a little at the thought of Lois Lerner and choke to death on it.

Also…..*SLAP!!*
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. WTF 10 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
    1. Scruffy Nerfherder 10 years ago
      
      *SLAPP!*
      1. Slammer 10 years ago
        
        *SCHLAP*
        
        Libertarian Joe 10 years ago
        
        *Shlaap*
        
        Trials and Trippelations 10 years ago
        
        *Slap?*
        
        Rich 10 years ago
        
        Let me be the first to give you all a May Day *slap!*
        
        Swiss Servator, Switzier! 10 years ago
        
        *slaps all around whilst belching “The Internationale”*
        
        Florida Man 10 years ago
        
        *SWOOSH*
        Damn it!
        /uncoordinated
The Hyperbole 10 years ago

Ha! Some people like gay people and not conservative people and some other people are both gay and conservative, Hilarious.
1. Swiss Servator, Switzier! 10 years ago
  
  REVEL IN THE WIT OF BOK!
2. SugarFree 10 years ago
  
  Jenner says ve is not gay, so that means ve wants to sleep with men.
  
  A straight man turns into a straight woman and now wants to have sex with men. Is there anything straighter that that?
  1. Rhywun 10 years ago
    
    Straight up.
Libertarian 10 years ago

Coolest headline I expect to see this year:

“Robotic chimp could one day roam the moon”

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/30/…..index.html
1. A Horse Called Trigger 10 years ago
  
  I’ve been predicting Robotic Chimp dominion over Luna for years.
  
  “Pray for Mojo.”
  1. Pl?ya Manhattan. 10 years ago
    
    I haven’t heard a pray for mojo reference in years.
2. Notorious G.K.C. 10 years ago
  
  And I, for one, etc.
3. Mongo 10 years ago
  
  Robo-bonobo.
4. Paul. 10 years ago
  
  What’s Pro L’s take on this?
Slammer 10 years ago

Bok draws the worst hands. Stunted, mangled, broken, or burnt. They’re amazingly creepy.
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  I find the tiny eyes in deformed heads a bit more disturbing, personally. He could design evil aliens for Doctor Who
  1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
    
    Naw, these are accurate depictions of people from his homeworld.
    1. Swiss Servator, Switzier! 10 years ago
      
      “Bokworld”
      
      Gah!!!!
sarcasmic 10 years ago

Tolerance.
Swiss Servator, Switzier! 10 years ago

OT: kudos to the trashmonster for dissecting Tulpa.

http://reason.com/blog/2015/04…..nt_5270485
1. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  Wait. He is a trash monster? I thought he was a trash master, like head of sanitation or something.
  1. Swiss Servator, Switzier! 10 years ago
    
    Since it is “the terrible” I just assumed….although, I guess it could be Trash Master or Trash Minister…?
    1. Slammer 10 years ago
      
      I always think of trashcan man from Stephen King’s The Stand
  2. Kaptious Kristen 10 years ago
    
    OMG, it’s Sewage Joe!!
2. This Machine 10 years ago
  
  No, come back here with those goalposts!
  
  I laughed. Well done, Herr trashmonster.

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