Friday Funnies: Out and Proud

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[Fist of Etiquette]

I didn't know Meredith Viera was on MSNBC now.

[UnCivilServant]

Neither item is news. Why did they get so much airtime?

[UnCivilServant]

*newsworthy

[Charles Easterly]

If you knew the answer to that you could solve other mysteries, such as where Agile Cyborg's inspiration springs from.

I'm not sure you want to delve into the deep sources beyond what we call reality, UnCivil.

[kV]

Absinthe?

[invisible furry hand]

No, that makes the heart grow fonder

[straffinrun]

^thith

[SugarFree]

He shaves his testicles, taint and butthole every morning, like every patriotic American man should.

[AlmightyJB]

Lol:)

[Almanian!]

So Lois Lerner grew her hair a little and is now a newscaster? And David Bonior (former piece of shit MI US Congresstard) and Flo From Progressive's mom are....watching together?

Don't get it.

Awful. Therefore, perfect. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you throw up in your mouth a little at the thought of Lois Lerner and choke to death on it.

Also.....*SLAP!!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

*SLAPP!*

[Slammer]

*SCHLAP*

[Libertarian Joe]

*Shlaap*

[Trials and Trippelations]

*Slap?*

[Rich]

Let me be the first to give you all a May Day *slap!*

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

*slaps all around whilst belching "The Internationale"*

[Florida Man]

*SWOOSH*
Damn it!
/uncoordinated

[The Hyperbole]

Ha! Some people like gay people and not conservative people and some other people are both gay and conservative, Hilarious.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

REVEL IN THE WIT OF BOK!

[SugarFree]

Jenner says ve is not gay, so that means ve wants to sleep with men.

A straight man turns into a straight woman and now wants to have sex with men. Is there anything straighter that that?

[Rhywun]

Straight up.

[Libertarian]

Coolest headline I expect to see this year:

"Robotic chimp could one day roam the moon"

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/30/.....index.html

[A Horse Called Trigger]

I've been predicting Robotic Chimp dominion over Luna for years.

"Pray for Mojo."

[Pl?ya Manhattan.]

I haven't heard a pray for mojo reference in years.

[Notorious G.K.C.]

And I, for one, etc.

[Mongo]

Robo-bonobo.

[Paul.]

What's Pro L's take on this?

[Slammer]

Bok draws the worst hands. Stunted, mangled, broken, or burnt. They're amazingly creepy.

[invisible furry hand]

I find the tiny eyes in deformed heads a bit more disturbing, personally. He could design evil aliens for Doctor Who

[UnCivilServant]

Naw, these are accurate depictions of people from his homeworld.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

"Bokworld"

Gah!!!!

[sarcasmic]

Tolerance.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

OT: kudos to the trashmonster for dissecting Tulpa.

http://reason.com/blog/2015/04.....nt_5270485

[Florida Man]

Wait. He is a trash monster? I thought he was a trash master, like head of sanitation or something.

[Swiss Servator, Switzier!]

Since it is "the terrible" I just assumed....although, I guess it could be Trash Master or Trash Minister...?

[Slammer]

I always think of trashcan man from Stephen King's The Stand

[Kaptious Kristen]

OMG, it's Sewage Joe!!

[This Machine]

No, come back here with those goalposts!

I laughed. Well done, Herr trashmonster.