Friday Funnies: Hillary's Transparency

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Looks like Bok and Payne just got sacked.

[WTF]

Dun dun DUUUUN!

[Florida Man]

Usually I'd take you out back and beat you with a rubber hose for a pun, but that was a good one.

[invisible furry hand]

Fisty was actually banking on getting that beating, so now he haz teh sadz

[Swiss Servator... Switzy!]

*Slap*?

[WTF]

*Slappity slap slap SLAP!*

[althamnathaniel]

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http://www.work-mill.com

[Alan@.4]

Good for you. That being said, allow me what might be the proverbial "dumb question". What might be or is the connection if any, between your tale of financial success and the subject under discussion? Just curious.

[plusafdotcom]

So, by sharing that with us, do we be become potential competitors in the same market, or are you just at apprentice level for being a Complete Moron?

[WTF]

Who the.....what the......moar labelz?

*SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Rich]

*slap!*

[invisible furry hand]

I refuse to believe Hillary Clinton does her own wet work

[Fist of Etiquette]

There's no cause to be vulgar.

[All-Seeing Monocle]

Or knows how to use a dustbuster.

[Loki]

Or a blender. that's what toadys are for.

[Jimbo]

I thought that was Monica's job.

[Puddin' Stick]

She doesn't. That's for the help to do.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Steve Sack? More like Sad Sack. H didn't even show the cankles.

Also, All units over 20 HP have been required since 1976 to have ROPS installed. So Hillary either wants bad air quality by driving an old tier 0 machine or Sack she has removed the ROPS for better visibility, which is a gross OSHA violation.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Based on the visible smoke, it's the former.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Plus, that's a tandem roller with a rigid body. How does it articulate to turn? Do they have a crane onsite to redirect it it can it only be used to roll out very straight stretches of road?

That frame sucks.

[Ted S.]

How do cars turn?

[All-Seeing Monocle]

Rack and peanut steering.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

::rimshot::

[straffinrun]

Hillary's doesn't. The world turns for her.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Cars turn differently than a steamroller. Think Fred Flintstone's car and then figure out how that front axle turns when you turn the steering wheel.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Google "tandem roller" and your I'll see what I mean.

[Rich]

didn't even show the cankles.

Or the smirk, which I hope will be removed by her being primaried big time.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Looks like she's trying to smirk in frame two but she's too drunk. So he does get a point for being realistic.

[mr lizard]

Ha! 24 hours of norovirus didn't take me out, although I'm probably still really dehydrated. As soon as I can hold down a decent meal, you stoooopid mammals are in for it

[Charles Easterly]

Part of the reason you're dehydrated is because The Machine remotely turned up your heat lamp while you were sleeping.

At least that's the word on the street.

[mr lizard]

I was wondering about that.... Jerks

[This Machine]

*loads politician subroutine*

Fabrications! All of it! I demand an apology! His dehydration was clearly caused by global warming, which I need more unilateral power to curtail.

[Ted S.]

So you're the PB impersonator?

[mr lizard]

Reptiles don't troll!... We're too literal and lack subtlety

[straffinrun]

The most translucent administration ever.

[hamilton]

Good thing he identifies her as Hilary in the first panel or I would've automatically defaulted to Tori Spelling circa 1996.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

That joke is as flat as Jennie Garth circa 1994.

[hamilton]

Don't you be dissing my humor on a cartoon thread. I come here for encouragement and support dammit.

[sloopyinTEXAS]

Does it make you feel better that your joke was actually so good I had to google for flat chicks from the 90s to come up with a response before lazily settling on Garth? I was thinking Melissa Joan Hart but can't remember if hers blossomed later, making the joke pointless.

Wait, Blossom! That girl was so flat I should have used her. Damnit! We need an edit button.

[Trigger Hippie]

Speaking of Blossom, her friend Six turned into quite the looker. Nothing flat about that booty, my friend.

http://michiganstate.247sports.....w=Detailed

[Puddin' Stick]

Melissa Joan Hart's official photos

[Charles Easterly]

"I come here for encouragement and support...."

Brother are you in the wrong place. This is set yourself on fire and slit your wrists while leaping off a bridge after taking poison territory.

Sure, that seems hard to do now, but this place is motivational. http://www.despair.com/demotivators.html

[invisible furry hand]

come for encouragement and support, stay for the Mexicans, pot and ass sex

[sloopyinTEXAS]

I assume the Mexicans were circumcised right antler birth? If they weren't aborted, that is.

[Rich]

right antler birth

Nice band name.

[kevrob]

right antler birth

Nice band name.

Too derivative. Gotta keep up with your Brooklyn hipster faves.

Kevin R

[plusafdotcom]

"antler birth"?
Sounds painful...

[All-Seeing Monocle]

MAYBE YOU'D ALL LIKE CHIP BOK TO COME BACK HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

[WTF]

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET CHIP BOK!

[Swiss Servator... Switzy!]

I am crying out in Payne for Bok!

[Slammer]

*Clint squints*

[Jimbo]

Bok? Think of the Choi-ldren!

[Jimbo]

And the Choy-ldren!

[Slammer]

What the fuck does this have to do with Indiana?

[WTF]

Has Hillary ever made a positive statement that she would, in fact, cater a gay wedding? No? Then she is clearly a homophobic bigot hater! BURN THE WITCH!

[Rich]

The gays in Indiana use *blenders*.

Sheesh, Slammer, must I explain *everything*?

[gaijin]

The gays in Indiana use *blenders*.

not grindrs?

[Rich]

+2

[$park? the Swifty]

Sorry, this is stupid.

[Fist of Etiquette]

It says the same of you.

[Cdr Lytton]

So is this the first in the Drunk Hilary series or are there more?

[GILMORE]

I don't get it. Why am I supposed to care about Rick Wakeman's email?

[Harold Falcon]

ZING!

[John Galt]

Ha ha haaa!! Nice job, Sack.

[adolphowisner]

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[plusafdotcom]

http://www.roadkilltshirts.com.....10934.aspx

[Alan@.4]

Runs the antics of Obama a close second, or did the chicken come first?

[ScrewtheParty]

It's true that members of the Party are amoral and corrupt, even if the corruption is legal. What makes it all work for them is that by attacking "the other party", US citizens effectively hide what their politicians are up to. Yes, Hilary is lawless, just as all the other Party members are lawless. Which ones we criticize is unimportant. What matters is that we buy into, and maintain, the illusion of choice. We must believe that there is a solid difference between a big government conservative and a police state liberal...even though there isn't one.
In 2016, one person will win the Presidency. That person will then turn 180 degrees from their campaign promises and positions, and they will rule just like any Party member. If it's Hillary, pseudo conservatives will point out all of the lies, cheating and corruption she's into... and if it's Jeb, the pseudo liberals will be the ones pointing to "the other party" ...as if there were one.
At any rate, Jeb and Hilary, like any actual members of the Party, are concerned only about fund raising. That is all they do. Which one is President is the least important thing I can imagine.
Don't get me wrong, I do NOT advocate a third party. That's crazy talk.
I do, however, endorse a second party that might run candidates against the DemocratsandRepublicans. We can talk about three parties, once we get two.

[Johnimo]

Ever notice how much Hillary resembles Miss Piggy. I think she's a dead ringer, and apparently the artist of this cartoon thought likewise.