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A.M. Links: Uptick in Entry of Syrian Refugees to U.S. Expected, Fighting in Ukraine Continues, Biden's Being Biden

Ed Krayewski | 2.18.2015 9:15 AM

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    The U.S. expects to quadruple, to up to 2,000, the number of refugees from Syria who will be admitted into the country this fiscal year. The State Department says national security remains a top priority but some Republicans insist they're worried about potential radicalization. Meanwhile ISIS militants reportedly burned 45 people to death in a town in western Iraq.

  • Fighting in eastern Ukraine continues despite a European-brokered ceasefire that was supposed to go into effect Sunday.
  • The last day of Carnival in Haiti was cancelled after 16 people died in a float accident.
  • Was Joe Biden whispering sweet nothings into the new defense secretary's wife's ear?
  • AT&T is offering a more privacy-oriented Internet service for just $29 extra a month.
  • Analysts project Apple could sell up to 20 million watches this year.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Fired.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Hello

      Correction: You're fired! is the appropriate way I believe.

      1. RBS   10 years ago

        You're fired!

        Shh! You want to get sued?

  2. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Analysts project Apple could sell up to 20 million watches this year.

    Retro.

    1. Bones   10 years ago

      What's a watch?

      /young person

    2. Rhywun   10 years ago

      Who in their right mind wants to wear a watch?

      /me, happy to ditch them forever years ago

      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

        *narrows gaze in solidarity with watch makers*

        1. Restoras   10 years ago

          Don't worry, LTC - I am wearing a brand new Hamilton made in the Kingdom of your masters.

          1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

            *applauds*

            1. Almanian!   10 years ago

              I rock a Timex Indiglo? (which is really handy for seeing how early I woke up before the alarm goes off), or a fancy gold Citizen for nice occasions.

              I hate looking at my phone for the time. I like watches.

              /returns to monitoring lawn for encroachers

              1. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

                I have a ship's bells app on my smartphone. I was surprised during my Navy time to find how well I knew the current time without having to look at a clock or watch. I guess my subconscious picked up the chimes. I could usually guess the time between bells to within 5 or 10 minutes.

                1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

                  I used to be able to closely "know" the time as well. The best time I remember doing so was when my then-lady friend asked the time of me and I looked at my naked wrist and told her the time. The man nearby laughed, checked his watch, and in a shocked voice told her I was correct.
                  To which she replied I did it all the time.

                  1. Krokko   10 years ago

                    "Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."

          2. Ska   10 years ago

            Ha, I just got mine back yesterday. Love my Hamilton.

        2. R C Dean   10 years ago

          I'm witcha, Switzy. I like mechanical watches. They complement my buggy whip collection.

          Seriously, I wear a watch every day.

      2. JW   10 years ago

        Who in their right mind wants to wear a watch?

        Me, every day at work. I can flip my wrist in a fraction of the time it takes you to dig out your phone.

        Plus, I look classier than you.

        1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

          Every day at work it takes me less time to flick my eye to the lower right corner of the screen than take it entirely off the screen and rotate the watch back into view.

        2. Rhywun   10 years ago

          Yeah, a great watch is classy. But I just really don't like encumbrances. Same reason I eschew any form of jewelry.

      3. Somalian Road Corporation   10 years ago

        I was strongly considering picking up a $100 Android Wear LG G Watch to tide me over until the next generation came out, until I read that it doesn't work well with Lollipop. I imagine the competition from Apple will spur innovation, too.

        I understand that they're quite popular with bikers because it's much easier to mess with them rather than taking out a phone. Personally, I just like having a watch strapped to me at all times, although with the Android Wear ones currently available current battery lives are so low that I would need to charge it regularly rather than being able to wear it to bed.

        I loathe clockface timepieces and have been wearing a digital Suunto for a while now so it would be nice to upgrade. Perhaps I'll rock the Buckminster Fuller lifestyle and wear both.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    The last day of Carnival in Haiti was cancelled after 16 people died in a float accident.

    They used Four Loko instead of root beer, didn't they?

  4. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

    Redmanfms mentioned this in yesterday's links:

    Kevin Williamson at NRO on the impending attempt to ban certain .223 ammo. Red was right.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/.....williamson

    "What gun-rights advocates fear ? not without reason ? is that this is the beginning of a pincer movement, with the ATF banning non-lead ammunition as a threat to armor-wearing police officers and the EPA banning lead ammunition as a toxin. Never mind that there is no epidemic of police officers being gunned down, despite their body armor, by hoodlums carrying AR-style pistols. The use of such weapons in crimes is so vanishingly rare that no police agency even bothers to track them as a category.
    In a sense, the gun-grabbers were telling the truth when they said that they had no designs on our sporting rifles. But the ammunition for those rifles is another story."

    And make no mistake: soon it will be an attempt to ban ALL .223 ammo. Then pick a caliber. Because they will be coming for that next. In the same way that if you are a Blackhawks or an Indians fan and you don't give a shit about the travails of the Redskins or if the politically-correct twitter-mob will force them to change their name. Because WHEN they do force it (and they will, eventually) they will turn their gaze to the Braves, the Chiefs, the Celtics, The Fighting Irish, etc etc.

    Yesterday definitely was a GOOD DAY to buy 1000 rounds of .223!

    Thanks, RED!!!

    1. Restoras   10 years ago

      I don't currently have a rifle in that caliber.

      Can someone explain the difference between 5.56mm and .223? Thinking I should maybe buy a couple thousand rounds in case I do decide to get a rifle in that caliber, or to use for barter purposes, but which is the one to get?

      1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

        they are the same caliber. One is inches and the other is metric.

        1. Florida Man   10 years ago

          Technically a rifle chamber in 5.56 can fire .233 but not vice versa.

          1. Florida Man   10 years ago

            .223

            1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

              I had not heard that. Could that possibly be true? And has anyone tested this theory?

              1. Florida Man   10 years ago

                http://home.comcast.net/~mattm.....us_556.htm

                Some tech stuff.

                1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

                  Much obliged, Flo. God, I am a ignorant sub-human.

              2. double ham fisted   10 years ago

                I have not tested this and am at work with no access to reloading books but...

                My guess is the 5.56 produces 20% more pressure than the 2.23 when loaded to spec. While your .223 rifle may chamber and fire a 5.56 round with no observed consequences, it is not something I would do on a regular basis.

                1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

                  Hey, does this apply to .308 and 7.62x56?

                  1. Florida Man   10 years ago

                    I don't have a .308 so I haven't looked into it. I would guess the principle would be the same. Military vs sporting, but I'm not sure.

                    1. Caput Lupinum   10 years ago

                      It does, but it is the opposite. It is safe to fire 7.62 out of a .308, but not the other way around. In this case, it is a head space issue; some military rifles are chambered on the long side of the specification, and commercial .308 may not seat correctly.

                    2. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

                      Goddamit. More shit to remember.

                  2. Cdr Lytton   10 years ago

                    Yes but the other way.

                    1. Cdr Lytton   10 years ago

                      link

                      Stupid squirrels. Eat beltfed 7.62, tree rats.

      2. double ham fisted   10 years ago

        Similar but not technically the same. 5.56 is rated at higher pressures than 223. A rifle chambered for 5.56 can fire .223 but not the other way around. SAMMI does not see them as the same.

        Buy 5.56. My guess is at least 90% of rifles in this range fire both.

        1. Restoras   10 years ago

          Thanks, very helpful!

    2. Florida Man   10 years ago

      Great. Another artificial scarcity moment in ammo.
      *sigh*

    3. AdamJ   10 years ago

      "and now...the starting lineup...for your...Chicago Whooping Cranes!"

    4. Irish   10 years ago

      "they will turn their gaze to the Braves, the Chiefs, the Celtics, The Fighting Irish, etc etc."

      Two of these racial groups are white people, so I guarantee you they're not going after the Celtics or Fighting Irish.

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        I think you're wrong Irish. Look at MADD and SPLC. They solved their "problem" and refuse to disband. Somebody is getting paid and so the madness won't stop.

      2. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

        Irish, white people have no immunity to the victim syndrome. They will start to be offended when they realize the profit potential.

        1. Irish   10 years ago

          "Irish, white people have no immunity to the victim syndrome. They will start to be offended when they realize the profit potential."

          You need a devil to set up as the oppressor in order for victimhood to work. White people are the oppressor who allow other groups to declare themselves victims.

          You therefore can't let white people start declaring themselves victims or the whole thing falls apart.

          1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

            How about "KORRRRPORRAAASHUNZZZZ!!!" as the evil oppressor?

          2. John Titor   10 years ago

            What, it's impossible to go back to complaining about Anglo-Saxons?

      3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        There's no guarantee their ranks aren't infested with PC soldiers who take offense to the name.

        Because, you know, Catholic guilt and all that.

      4. Ted S.   10 years ago

        The Irish are worried about their chocolate right about now anyway.

        Gotta love IP/trademark law.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Was Joe Biden whispering sweet nothings into the new defense secretary's wife's ear?

    He told her what she was feeling pressed against her back was a big fucking deal.

    1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Ewwww!

      /Teenage girl

      1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        Making a women feel uncomfortable in front of millions of people is a gift, something that cannot be learned.

    2. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

      It looks damned creepy to me from the photo.

      1. R C Dean   10 years ago

        Hell, yeah.

        If Mrs. Dean and I were going to share a stage with Creepy Uncle Joe, I would have a word with him beforehand. Namely, anything of yours that touches my wife will be cut off and awarded to her as compensation.

  6. Bee Tagger   10 years ago

    Analysts project Apple could sell up to 20 million watches this year.

    What do I want a watch strapped to my eyes for? Just because it's called a watch and my eyes watch stuff?

    1. gaijin   10 years ago

      Someone has to watch the watchers

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Analysts project Apple could sell up to 20 million watches this year.

      I didn't realize the aPple cult was that big.

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        Who says the cultists will buy just one?

      2. Rhywun   10 years ago

        Why does only Apple have a "cult"? Surely there are other products you guys feel are purchased only by mindless drones.

        1. RBS   10 years ago

          The New York Times?

        2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          My wife is brand loyal to effen Volkswagen.

          1. Florida Man   10 years ago

            I was brand loyal to Toyota until I got my Tacoma. I don't think I can go an oil change without something breaking.

            1. This Machine   10 years ago

              I was brand loyal to Toyota until I got my Tacoma. I don't think I can go an oil change without something breaking.

              Is it that bad? I thought Toyota brought in the Tacoma to replace the Hilux in the US (curse you, emissions standards), and I was hoping it would be at least comparably reliable.

              1. Florida Man   10 years ago

                My cousin sold toyotas and thinks I just got a lemon. I may just be unlucky, but it has destroyed my blind loyalty to Toyota. When the repair cost are higher than 1/2 the value of the vehicle I will look at all manufacturers when it comes time for replacement. The only good news is I bought an extended warranty and haven't had to pay for anything.

                1. R C Dean   10 years ago

                  I've had nothing but flawless quality on my Toyotas.

                  Granted, they are FJs that are entirely built in Japan, so YMMV.

          2. Restoras   10 years ago

            Isn't that ok for the first 50K miles? Then sell it as quickly as possible?

          3. Ted S.   10 years ago

            Fahrvergn?gen!

        3. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

          I was going to say VWs but was beaten to it.

          1. Juice   10 years ago

            I know someone with a VW. I now know that I should never own one. VWs require "special" oil changes that cost $90 a pop. Maintenance usually requires a VW dealer because you have to take the engine half apart to service the simplest things. Fuck VW.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

              Really? Not here.

              Straight oil changes. Stuff you can do yourself.

            2. straffinrun   10 years ago

              I had a 70 VW fastback. Did most of the repairs myself (half assed). Not sure if it was factory designed or the dude who owned it before me, but the windsheild wiper fluid got its pressure from a tube running to the the spare tire. Genius. Now I drive a Honda, not sure about the new VWs.

    3. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

      That is one ugly watch.

  7. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Steak with carrots, baked plantain and stuffed grape leaves with salad: What school lunches look like around the world (and the UK and US are the most unhealthy)
    Korean schools serve hearty fish soup and fermented cabbage, kimchi
    Greece, Spain and France all serve fresh meat, vegetables and fish
    US school lunches are the unhealthiest with lots of processed items

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem.....world.html
    I want that Italian plate for lunch. Yum!

    1. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      One of the teachers at my high school was reassigned to the county school administration building, where they had him working on bullshit make-work projects involving the educational value of school lunches. The time and tax money wasted could presumably have been used to improve the school lunches themselves, but, of course, that's now how educrats do things. Then again, that was his punishment for doing too good a job teaching, so it just goes to show you.

    2. Bones   10 years ago

      They all look terrible, although I have to say the American meal looks most appetizing to me (except the peas, I hate peas). Still, I'm glad to be an adult and not subjected to this shit anymore.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        They all look good to me, except the American one. What do you eat? Seriously.

        1. RBS   10 years ago

          Yeah, I thought that all looked pretty good. The American didn't look too bad but the British one was gross.

          1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

            I'd eat it. Franks and beans are yummy!

        2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

          I've tried most of that crap (except the borsht), and it's at best okay. The worst offenders seem to be the French and Greek in terms of loading up on unappetizing content. A few just look sad.

          1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

            I guess we have different definitions of unappetizing.

            1. Zeb   10 years ago

              Yeah. I can't think of much in French or Greek food that isn't delicious. No accounting for taste.

              1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

                Grape leaves, asparagus and french cheese are three of the least edible things I've ever choked down. Also, why must the Greeks put olives in everything? (Or was it just the greeks whose wooking I had to put up with?)

                1. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

                  Because they have a lot of grapes and olives. Gotta' do something with them.

                2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                  For me one of the highlights of the year is the Greek Festival at a local Orthodox church. Lamb kabob, stuffed grape leaves, spanakopita, chased down with Ouzo...

                  1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

                    Three of four of that was not on that lunch menu.

                    1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                      I wasn't talking about the lunch menu. I was talking about the Greek Festival menu. It was a segue...

                  2. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

                    Both a summer and a fall festival are within driving distance for me.

                3. Somalian Road Corporation   10 years ago

                  Stuffed grape leaves with lemon juice are delicious. Asparagus is only good if it's sauteed in a pan and fresh; canned and blanched is utterly disgusting.

                  1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

                    I agree, and will add that I also like asparagus cooked on a grill.
                    Have you tried dipping them in sesame seeds before saut?ing them?

                    What do you think of the dessert baklava?

                    1. Timon 19   10 years ago

                      Greek baklava is good.

                      Turkish baklava is much, much better.

                      I have no idea why, though I suspect it's because the phyllo is soaked in butter before baking. Like, a LOT of butter.

                4. Zeb   10 years ago

                  They are perfectly edible. You just don't like them. Which is OK.

                  I'm actually not wild about the really soft French cheeses myself. My loss.

    3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      I recently made a black radish (shaved) and blood orange (sanguine) salad with D.O.P. olive oil and balsamic glaze and seasoning.

      Dee-lish.

    4. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Teach the kids how to cook for themselves.

    5. Rhywun   10 years ago

      unhealthiest with lots of processed items

      Is this a conclusion arrived at scientifically - or the usual zOMG PROCESSED!1! emotional conclusion?

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Did you even look at the link? It's got pictures. Lots and lots of yummy pictures. Most of the plates are loaded with fresh vegetables and fruit, with Michelle Obama's menu noticeably lacking anything fresh.

        1. Rhywun   10 years ago

          Yes I did, and I felt the entire article was an appeal to emotion rather than fact. If you want your kid to eat a plate "loaded with fresh vegetables and fruit", pack it their bag - don't make me pay for it in taxes only to have half the kids throw it out.

          1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

            I just thought it was cool to see what kids around the world eat for lunch. Everything doesn't have to be political.

            1. Rhywun   10 years ago

              Bah - the whole exercise is political. From the 12-year-old blog activist to the carefully chosen pictures.

              1. Zeb   10 years ago

                Yeah, sure. But the fact is that American school lunches are pretty shitty.

                1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

                  Those are the display models.

      2. Zeb   10 years ago

        A lot of processed food really is crap. That doesn't mean that processed necessarily equals crap, but it's not a bad rule of thumb.

    6. Juice   10 years ago

      I want that Italian plate for lunch.

      Looks good, but a little heavy on the arugula.

    7. MJGreen   10 years ago

      That Italian plate is crazy. I find it hard to believe that's standard.

      Anyway, I imagine it's easier to create such dishes in smaller countries with the local produce. And then there is the predominant diet of the culture. Fish stew and kimchi is great, but good luck serving that to an American kid.

    8. Azathoth!!   10 years ago

      The fact that the french and the finnish have identically prepared their carrots is rather suspicious.

      Or that a single cookie is compared unfavorably --in size-- to some of the huge desserts visible.

      Or that the US carb amount is again, compared unfavorably to meals that are almost 100% carb.

      Finally, are we seeing reality? What type of school serves rare top round for lunch? A private school perhaps? And it is not 'steak' as described, but rather a slice of a roast. Labor
      intensive, but not as bad as steak.

      I'm calling shenanigans.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Meanwhile ISIS militants reportedly burned 45 people to death in a town in western Iraq.

    Hearts and minds.

    1. wareagle   10 years ago

      jayvee squad. Just wait till the varsity chimes in.

    2. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      But the people there hate Amerikkkans and are fighting a just resistance war against the imperialist occupier!!!!!!

      /Richman

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        AmeriKKKa used napalm! And fire bombed Tokyo and Dresden!! So AmeriKKKa is WORSE!!11!!!!
        /Richman

      2. Zeb   10 years ago

        I never bother to read Richman. Is that really what he says?

        1. RBS   10 years ago

          He equated Chris Kyle to Adam Lanza a while back and the veterans haven't gotten over it yet.

          1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

            FUCK NO, WE HAVEN'T!!!

          2. Zeb   10 years ago

            OK, that's pretty bad.

            I'm pretty non-intervention and no kind of a hawk, but that's just dumb. I'm sure it takes a particular kind of person to be that kind of sniper, but it is hardly comparable to someone who just murders a bunch of innocent people.

            1. John Titor   10 years ago

              Richman has a problem where he could easily make the case for his argument (i.e. Chris Kyle wasn't a hero, nationalism is bad) without inflammatory comments (Chris Kyle was simply doing his job, but the Iraq War was a mistake because *explanation*, etc.) but instead he devolves into moronic appeals to emotion (lots of Nazis references, comparing Kyle to Adam Lanza) or just blatant hypocrisy (the guy who hates nationalism apparently loves Palestinian nationalism for some reason).

              1. Charles Easterly   10 years ago

                I agree John. You posted before I finished my (less articulate) commentary. The only place we differ is on our level of emphasis on Palestinian nationalism (I'm getting closer to you, though).

                1. bodenlosen Schweinerei   10 years ago

                  (I'm getting closer to you, though)

                  Nothing pulls like a frank appraisal of Palestinian nationalism.

          3. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

            But seriously, fuck Sheldon Richman with a frozen swordfish.

            Fucking blame-America-firster. Should have to perform cunnilingus on the corpse of Jean Kirkpatrick.

            1. Zeb   10 years ago

              Yeah, nothing more American than forcing someone to perform disgusting acts because they wrote something stupid.

              1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

                The line starts behind Richman, fag...

                1. Zeb   10 years ago

                  Uhm.

        2. MJGreen   10 years ago

          He used to be an interesting writer. He seemed to do a good job managing FEE. Since step downing from there, he seems to focus on his more leftist foreign policy narratives, rather than more bread-and-butter libertarian philosophy or history.

          It's sad.

  9. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Are guns about to become off-limits in California? Microstamping judgement will drive sales out of state, activists claim
    The law prohibits the sale of handguns without technology that transfers an alphanumeric on the shell casing
    Plantiffs in a lawsuit before the California Eastern District Court say since gunmakers won't make 'microstamping' guns, the law is a de facto ban
    Studies into microstamping shows reliability of the technology varies
    Researchers believe the technology could cost under $10 per gun
    Two major gun manufacturers announced they would not make guns with microstamping, though Smith & Wesson continues to sell in California

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....ollow.html
    ...mumble mumble shall not be infringed mumble mumble...

    1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

      Good luck, CA residents! You're now OFFICIALLY on you're own!!!!

    2. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

      the technology could cost under $10 per gun

      But remember: a free ID is an evil restriction on anyone's voting rights.

      1. Somalian Road Corporation   10 years ago

        Is this cost projection from people whose politics also leads them to believe that universal socialized healthcare, a guaranteed minimum income and a $20 minimum wage would not only be feasible but cheap if it weren't for all those kulak wrecker-hoarders and obstructionists standing in the way of progress?

    3. Florida Man   10 years ago

      Please break up cali. They get away with this shit because they are such a large market.

      1. bodenlosen Schweinerei   10 years ago

        Man, things must be bad if someone from FLA has the high ground on California.

        They get away with it because them coastal cunts have more money and visibility. I'm trying to stop them, but it's hard to move rocks big enough to plug the California Aqueduct.

    4. WTF   10 years ago

      ...mumble mumble shall not be infringed mumble mumble...

      Tell that to the guy facing 10 years in jail for having an unloaded flintlock in his car in New Jersey.

      1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

        Saw that. Police dept is going to do "ballistics testing" on the gun - just to make sure it wasn't used in a 300-year old cold case.

        Fucking morons.

        1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

          Unrifled weapons don't have ballistic fingerprints.

          1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

            "We found a scratch on the musket ball - one that could only have come from the small flaw in this pistol barrel!!!!"

            /Colonial CSI

          2. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

            Right, UCS. That is why they are fucking morons.

        2. WTF   10 years ago

          It would be awesome if the damn thing blew up in their hand when they tried to fire it.

  10. Bee Tagger   10 years ago

    Was Joe Biden whispering sweet nothings into the new defense secretary's wife's ear?

    I guess it depends on your view of his foreign policy bona fides.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    AT&T is offering a more privacy-oriented Internet service for just $29 extra a month.

    Can you pay with bitcoin?

    1. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Won't be private from the government, of course.

    2. Florida Man   10 years ago

      Really it is a misleading title. It is basically do you want to be part of marketing research for a discount or pay full price. It's not encrypted or anything special.

  12. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

    All that wait, and this is the alt-text we get? You might as well be the Boston Green Line right now.

    1. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

      Hmmm, and now it's there. I guess if you wait long enough, a train with room will show up.

  13. Rich   10 years ago

    Ed, you magnificent bastard!

  14. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    The guacamole was an inside joke with promoters and one of my crew is allergic to bananas: Furious Jack White reacts to THAT leaked rider in open letter as he insists he is 'no diva'
    Jack White's backstage demands for a performance at the University of Oklahoma were published by the student newspaper
    It was also made clear there should be no bananas anywhere in the building
    White was angry with the paper as they also revealed his $80,000 fee for the performance

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-diva.html
    That guacamole recipe looks pretty good. Pretty much how I make it.

    1. wareagle   10 years ago

      and so what if he is a diva? Artists have their list of wants for backstage eats and such. Good grief; everything is a matter of social commentary now.

      1. This Machine   10 years ago

        No kidding. They would've been apoplectic over Iggy Pop's contract rider from a few years back.

        1. Bones   10 years ago

          I'm glad I get to keep liking Iggy Pop. Think I'll have a listen right now.

          1. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

            I think i'll join you. Capitol idea!

            1. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

              Rocking out to TV Eye: Live 1977.

      2. Zeb   10 years ago

        Complicated rider contracts with odd demands have been the subject of humor and social commentary for a long time. There often turn out to be good reasons for the odd demands. My favorite is the Van Halen demand for M&Ms; with all of one color removed. Apparently, they used that to make sure the venues were really paying attention to the contract. Which was important for them because they had lots of complicated stage equipment that could be dangerous if not set up properly.

        I think White is being overly bitchy here. It's all in good fun.

        1. R C Dean   10 years ago

          Ya know, if you don't want people mocking you for being a pissy little diva, maybe you shouldn't act like a pissy little diva?

          Just a thought.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            I've always wondered whether that story by Van Halen wasn't just a story to cover up some absurd demands on their part.

          2. Zeb   10 years ago

            I'd just embrace it. "Yeah, I'm a rock-star and I'm going to do some crazy rock star shit because I can. Can I require a certain hotness of groupies in the contract?"

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      One of the things I've read is that people put such ridiculous riders into their contracts in part to make certain the rest of the contract is being read and adhered to. If you miss the wacky rider (eg. no yellow M&Ms;) you're liable to be screwing me over on the other clauses.

      1. Steve G   10 years ago

        I've heard that too, Van Halen wasn't it?

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          Saw an interesting interview with Diamond Dave about that. And yes, that's exactly why.

      2. Juice   10 years ago

        But Jack White shows usually don't have $100k in lights and pyrotechnics.

    3. Rhywun   10 years ago

      I loathe the White Stripes so I will happily make fun of this rider. But yeah, this sort of thing is pretty standard for every single performer out there.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        I was never a Jack White fan until I saw It Might Get Loud. After that I gained quite a bit of respect for the guy.

    4. Juice   10 years ago

      he is 'no diva'

      Sorry, but his whole persona is that of a reluctant musical genius that makes music to satisfy his fans even though it causes him so much pain to do so.

  15. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

    90-Year-Old Woman's House Destroyed After Police Mistakenly Storm Wrong Home In Drug Raid

    http://miami.cbslocal.com/2015.....d-nothing/

    1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Riviera Beach Police said the search warrant was executed at the correct address and while the resident may not have had any knowledge of drugs being sold from her home, it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

      Scum.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Story is short on facts.

    3. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      Why is it necessary to destroy a house even if the occupant is a drug dealer?

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        To properly terrorize the serfs, of course.

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        I don't understand the question.

        Isn't the answer 'because yes fuck you?'

  16. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Which woman says beauty to YOU? Photographer travels the globe to prove appearance is all in the eye of the beholder
    Mihaela Noroc is the 29-year-old Romanian photographer behind 'The Atlas of Beauty'
    Her project is an attempt to show that beauty can be found everywhere
    Noroc visited 37 different countries where she photographed women for her work
    Among those were Iran, Peru, Colombia, Myanmar, China, Latvia, Georgia and Indonesia

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....world.html
    Those Eastern European women. Wow.

    1. OldMexican   10 years ago

      Dirty Old Man: "They all look sweet and innocent and young to me..."

    2. Florida Man   10 years ago

      I vote for Sumatra.

    3. Jordan   10 years ago

      This guy pretty obviously has a brunette fetish.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Once you leave Europe, you don't have a whole lot of other options.

    4. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

      It must be hard-times livin' in Tibet is all I can say...

      1. Jordan   10 years ago

        The clown makeup doesn't help.

        1. Azathoth!!   10 years ago

          I think that night just be that it's really cold.....

      2. Zeb   10 years ago

        It's one of those places where it's amazing people live at all. High altitude, cold and dry.

    5. Bones   10 years ago

      That woman in Georgia...

    6. Zeb   10 years ago

      I like them all. I was glad to see that this isn't another project trying to convince people that fat, ugly people are beautiful too.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Good point.

    7. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

      Beautiful women all over the world? Who woulda thunk it?

      Oddly enough I recently was hanging out with my cousin, who went to the local Dutch/CRC college. All of her girlfriends are Dutch...

      something, something hot.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Yes, but their bottoms will get very large if they have children.

        1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

          true that.

    8. Juice   10 years ago

      In order of appearance: Baltic Sea, Australia, Colombia, Georgia (!), San Fran, Brazil (!), Latvia, UK, Romania, and Chile.

    9. Michael   10 years ago

      Helooooo, Columbia!

  17. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    'There will be a lovely ceremony and you're not invited': Bride sends scathing letter to her 'bullying and bitter' parents telling them why they are not welcome at her wedding
    The letter was posted on the social networking site Reddit
    The user 'Skitzocat' says she does not want her parents at her wedding
    The letter was met with messages of support from other users
    The bride is now happily married

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem.....dding.html
    It ends with "Because fuck you that's why." So. Who's the Reasonoid who's getting married? Come on. Spill it. Oh, and congrats.

    1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Grand Moff Serious Man and kibby?

    2. This Machine   10 years ago

      It ends with "Because fuck you that's why."

      Classy broad.

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        Yeah, I feel sorry for her husband in a few years. But he should have known what he was marrying based on her relationship with her parents.

  18. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    Has anyone seen Penn Jillette recently. Dude has lost some serious weight. Has he said anything about a weight loss program recently? I just hope it's not an illness.

    1. expat   10 years ago

      He's turning 60 - probably just taking better care of himself! I hope!

      1. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

        Yeah. Maybe. From the pictures I've seen, it looks like he's lost 50 pounds. Based on my initial impression, he looks healthier.

    2. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

      I think he and Teller have a new show on Syfy. I haven't watched it yet. But I'm glad Syfy is trying to be entertaining instead of ironic.

      1. Ted S.   10 years ago

        How much of Siffy is science fiction any more?

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          Well, there's the wrestling.

    3. Steve G   10 years ago

      Imma go w/ paleo as my guess since there seems to be a fair nexus between paleo and libertarians.

    4. thom   10 years ago

      I listen to his podcast. He has said he's on an undisclosed weight loss program which he'll reveal in a later episode.

  19. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Was mom killed in road rage attack shot in SELF DEFENSE? She went home to get her son 'and a gun' after initial confrontation, and hunted down suspect who shot her dead

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....e-say.html

    1. WTF   10 years ago

      The man then followed Meyers home and shot her in the head

      That doesn't really sound like self defense.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        No. Sounds like two major assholes converged.

  20. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Pac-Man and Pokemon to take on Donkey Kong and Mario: Public vote to decide video game 'Hall of Fame'
    Games from Pong to Grand Theft auto expected to be nominated
    Titles will be chosen for their 'icon status' and impact on society

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci.....games.html
    Nominations?

    1. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

      Oregon Trail.

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        I'm sorry Auric, but that game has died of dysentary.

      2. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

        I played that recently and got pretty into it.

    2. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Burger Time.

      "We are closed - now!"

    3. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Q-bert.

      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

        #$%&@#

        *plunges off edge*

      2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Loved that game.

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          Me too.

    4. Brian D   10 years ago

      Pitfall!

    5. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      Colossal Cave Adventure. Also, ASCII Star Trek.

    6. sarcasmic   10 years ago

      My favorite arcade game was Star Wars with that funky controller and the vector graphics. That was cool. I'd love to have one in my basement someday, but I hear the monitors are very hard to find.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        That was great. My favorite vector game was probably Tempest.

        1. Restoras   10 years ago

          Me too! I dumped untold numbers of quarters into that game.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            Yeah, someone made a lot of money with that. I played a ROM of that back when MAME bestrode the PC world like a colossus.

        2. Juice   10 years ago

          Tempest was the best game of its time, vector or not.

      2. SugarFree   10 years ago

        I could have bought a Satan's Hollow for $150 in '91. Why didn't I?!?

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          Because 8-bit Atari sucks?

          1. SugarFree   10 years ago

            At least it was in color.

            1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

              I had an Atari 2600, and didn't miss it a bit once Nintendo came out. 8-bit sucks. They did an amazing job with what they had, but reminiscing about 8-bit is like reminiscing about electric typewriters.

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                Satan's Hollow was a stand-up video game. Did they make a 2600 version?

                1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                  No, it was released for the Atari line of computers, their Commodore 64 competitors. And yes, I was talking about a stand-up.

                  1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                    I know you were talking stand-up, but it was based on the same 8-bit technology as the 2600. Which I don't miss a bit. My personal opinion.

                    1. kbolino   10 years ago

                      The original Nintendo (not the Super Nintendo, which was 16-bit) was also 8-bit. The experience was superior to that of the 2600 largely because of better hardware other than the CPU.

        2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          I used to play that. Good game.

      3. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        Those vector graphics - at the time - were mesmerizing. I plugged a lot of quarters into the Star Wars machine.

    7. SugarFree   10 years ago

      Smash TV! "Big Money! Big Prizes! I LOVE IT!"

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Fucking awesome game. I could play that for a long time, too, thanks to my Robotron training.

        1. SugarFree   10 years ago

          Yeah, I worked in a mall for a while that had one in the food court arcade. I'd take a roll of quarters and play my entire lunch break.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            Games like that are hard to play on PC, because of the control system.

            1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

              Star Wars especially.

    8. straffinrun   10 years ago

      Dig Dug.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        I forgot about that. Another classic.

    9. Zeb   10 years ago

      I'd vote for Pac-man or Mario.

      I don't have very broad experience with video games.

    10. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      Quake, because unlike Doom, it didn't murder my eyeballs, and you could look up.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        And you could put your favorite death metal into the computer and rock out while you kill stuff.

        1. BigT   10 years ago

          Duke "Hail to the King, Baby!" Nukem

    11. Rhywun   10 years ago

      Galaga.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        I played that probably more than anything else, since I could play a good while on one quarter. We had one of those machines in a cabin in Gatlinburg a few years ago, and I scored well over 1 million points. I only quit because I had other stuff to do. Silly children couldn't even get 100,000.

        1. Rhywun   10 years ago

          That one and Gyruss were the only ones I was halfway decent at. Every other game I could not last more than 5 minutes on a quarter.

          1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

            I got 45 minutes off one Ms Pac Man game one time. Used to play Street Fighter to the end on one quarter. Then again it took A LOT of quarters to get that good.

      2. Elspeth Flashman   10 years ago

        Centipede.

    12. Michael   10 years ago

      Zaxxon.

  21. Bee Tagger   10 years ago

    AT&T is offering a more privacy-oriented Internet service for just $29 extra a month.

    Everything is the same except for if your ex gets a job for the NSA they can't look you up for no reason. Just don't start looking like you've moved on too quickly.

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      Naw, those who pay extra, get logged into a special database for extra-scrutiny. Because they're more likely to be entertaining, and/or suckers.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        This is exactly right. If a totally locked down, hyper-encrypted service exists and you subscribe to it, you can bet the house that the NSA, CIA, FBI, and the president's daughter's Girl Scout troop will have you under total surveillance.

      2. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

        Pay extra for your Streisand effect.

    2. gaijin   10 years ago

      For $29 you get standard privacy (from local cops, DMV, state bureaucrats, etc.)...to be hidden from the NSA requires the Platinum Plan...that's an extra $59 a month...on a 10 year term, paid in advance

  22. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

    Fighting in eastern Ukraine continues despite a European-brokered ceasefire that was supposed to go into effect Sunday.

    "There is no such thing as 'cease fire' there is only 'keep firing' and 'reload'"

  23. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    Potential Valentine's Day Massacre thwarted in Halifax:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....world.html

    1. gaijin   10 years ago

      Illinois girl gone bad!

      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

        I used to substitute teach in the next suburb north of Geneva - very nice, wealthy little place.

        1. gaijin   10 years ago

          St Charles? I know it well!

          1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

            Batavia. Subed at Middle School and High School.

            St. Charles has a little money too, yes.

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Damn immoral and licentious American gals corrupting our honorable and pristine Canadian lads!

  24. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Doughnut chain Krispy Kreme apologises for branding half-term children's club KKK Wednesday after complaints its initials were the same as the Ku Klux Klan
    Food chain planned to bring kids in with 'Krispy Kreme Klub' Wednesday
    But customers pointed out the initials brought to mind the Ku Klux Klan
    Company has now 'apologised unreservedly' for 'inappropriate name'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....esday.html
    Du-oh!

    1. Florida Man   10 years ago

      MMmmmm...racism.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      One of the largest retailers in Finland is the Kesko Group, which uses a K for its logo. The supermarkets used to indicate size by how many copies of the logo they had, leading to stores like this.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        I always thought 'KKK' meant an emphatic 'YES!'

        1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

          It means your keyboard is stuck.

          1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

            Daniel Carver, Manager.

    3. SFC B   10 years ago

      You would think a corporation based in the south with a set of KK initials would be very, very careful about how it abbreviates anything related to its brand.

      Whoever was asking in another thread why Krispy Kreme's finances have been dire despite the seeming popularity of its product, I'd like to suggest a clueless management might be partially to blame.

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        It was me.
        /hangs head

      2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        I don't get why people like their product - after five minutes, they've turned to bricks.

  25. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Circumcised men may soon be able to REGROW their foreskin: New technique could help increasing number of men angry they were given the procedure
    Growing number of men are angry at being circumcised as an infant
    They call themselves 'intactivists' and say procedure led to insensitivity
    US company is now researching methods to regrow a human foreskin
    Hopes to regenerate foreskin much like a salamander can re-grow a limb

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/hea.....edure.html

    1. OldMexican   10 years ago

      They call themselves 'intactivists' and say procedure led to insensitivity

      Yeah, I'm sure that's why...

    2. Rich   10 years ago

      "Rub it, and it turns into a suitcase!"

    3. SugarFree   10 years ago

      But what if it doesn't stop growing?

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Ask Warty.

        1. WTF   10 years ago

          Wouldn't that also require 'prehensile'?

          1. SugarFree   10 years ago

            Or just use it as a lasso.

            1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

              A lasso with horns.

              1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                Your foreskin has horns? You need to go see a doctor, yo.

                1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

                  Warty admitted his schlong was viking horned, some time back.

                2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                  Your foreskin has horns?

                  Yours doesn't?

                  1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                    I don't have one. 🙁

                    1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                      Me neither. But I think it had horns before they cut it off. Or something. I got nuthin.

                      *sobs in the corner*

                  2. R C Dean   10 years ago

                    More antlers, really.

                    1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                      "Hey, baby... want to help me rub of my velvet?"

                    2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                      I larfed.

  26. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    SYRIAN REFUGEES WILL VOTE FOR THE CALIPHATE.

    1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      *barges on stages and demands they vote for Beyonce*

      /Kanye

      1. gaijin   10 years ago

        *applause*

      2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Can we deport him?

        1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

          Kanye or me?!?!?!

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            Kanye. He needs to go.

            1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

              Whew.

              1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

                I would have gone with "both, just to be sure"

                1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

                  Hey?!??!

                  1. straffinrun   10 years ago

                    Self deport, save em the time, Swiss.

                    1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

                      If I could afford Zurich or even Bern...

  27. Rich   10 years ago

    AT&T is offering a more privacy-oriented Internet service for just $29 extra a month.

    "We see that you've signed up for the privacy service. Is there something you'd like to tell us?"

  28. Aloysious   10 years ago

    Was Joe Biden whispering sweet nothings into the new defense secretary's wife's ear?

    More Biden. MOAR BIDEN! I CAN'T NOT GET ENOUGH OF THAT CREEPY OLD GOAT!

  29. OldMexican   10 years ago

    Was Joe Biden whispering sweet nothings into the new defense secretary's wife's ear?

    "Am I breathing too close to you, sweetheart?"

    1. WTF   10 years ago

      Cue Darth Vader breathing audio.

      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

        *golf clap*

  30. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Bay Area officer who had his gun and badge stolen by prostitute he slept with in Reno gets his police chief dumped from force
    Police Chief Greg Harman had his contract dropped by Kensington
    Board members were critical of a probe into conduct of Sgt Keith Barrow
    Barrow had his gun stolen by a prostitute he'd paid for sex in Reno
    The department did not cite or suspend Barrow after finding out about the incident and an investigation has stretched out eight months

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....force.html

    Prostitution in Nevada is only legal in brothels, but Barrow was not cited that night. The department did not place him on administrative leave when it found out.
    Barrow wasn't suspended until earlier this month, after eight months when the case was under investigation.
    'People have this impression that something wasn't done right, and we're admitting in the statement that things could have proceeded at a more rapid pace,' governing board president Len Welsh said before the decision.
    The decision not to discipline Barrow and allow him to continue police work baffled Sam Walker, professor of criminology at University of Nebraska, Lincoln, told the Times-Herald.

    So the chief is fired for not investigating the officer, while the officer keeps his job. I'm sure the next chief will be better at covering things up.

    1. bodenlosen Schweinerei   10 years ago

      How many cops could Kensington need? All they really need is a horticulturist to make sure everybody is using the right grass seed for their lawns.

  31. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    'Priceless' trove of 2,000 gold coins used by 10th Century Caliphate which once ruled much of the Middle East is found off the coast of Israel
    Largest haul ever found off Israel's Mediterranean coast
    Divers found coins dating back more 1,000 years by pure chance
    Thought they were toy coins before experts confirmed they were gold
    Work ongoing to trace origins of the treasure, uncovered by storm
    Valuable haul is property of the state with no finder's fee for divers

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....srael.html
    Looks like someone learned the hard way that you never tell the government when you find something valuable, because if you do they will steal it from you.

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      And people wonder why grave robbing is up. They should at least acknowledge salvage rights and pay a finder's fee, if not fair market value.

    2. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Or they really found 10,000 coins and said "Look, we found 2,000!"

    3. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      They should be honored to do all of that work to enrich government, which, after all, is all of us. If they're not, then they're selfish wreckers and kulaks who would just put those gold coins in their swimming pools.

  32. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    'I woke up in a panic!' Sienna Miller admits she's been having nightmares that she isn't sexy enough for her role in Cabaret

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....baret.html
    I think she looks juuuuuust fine.

    1. OldMexican   10 years ago

      Sienna Miller admits she's been having nightmares that she isn't sexy enough for her role in Cabaret

      You think Liza was?

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        BURN!!! And also correct.

  33. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Meet the 33 Americans who could live on MARS - and never return: Mission reveals final 'longlist' for first manned one-way journey to the red planet
    The Mars One mission aims to establish a colony on the red planet
    It now has a list of 50 men and 50 women from an original 200,000 entries
    US is best represented in the long-list, with 33 Americans vying to be part of the mission
    The 33 US residents are ranging in age from 19 to 60
    Some of the would-be astronauts are married with children, including one applicant with five kids
    This will be cut to 40 in next stages, with four chosen for the first mission

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci.....lanet.html
    One way trip to Mars? No thanks.

    1. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

      The one way portion is an obvious downside, but on the other hand, even if you're stuck on another planet for the rest of your life, you'll still be the first one Mars for the rest of history.

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Also, it's not intended to be a suicide mission. The idea is to get people there, then maybe later we'll have the infrastructure to take others out and bring the first group back, if they want to return. The key is that there's no guarantee of a return flight.

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          You can only take so much food. What are they going to eat? Algae soup?

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            Resupply missions are relatively easy. And, of course, they could try to grow stuff.

            1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

              "Bob looks like he won't make it....now we will have enough fertilizer for the crops!'

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                I'm thinking maybe I'd opt for a hermit's life up there if I went.

                1. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

                  Pro Lib, do you even need to eat to survive? Or is that just a comfort thing?

                  1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                    You know, there's no way they'll know you aren't a volunteer if you arrive unconscious.

                    1. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

                      If there is a sufficient percentage of redheads on this red planet, I'm game.

                    2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      You should wait until the Bigelow whoretels are fully operational.

                    3. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

                      Fully armed, too.

                    4. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Of course! Can you imagine the premium on whores in space? Bigelow will have to fend off attacks on a daily basis.

    2. The Other Kevin   10 years ago

      A friend of mine made a good point the other day. What happens if someone on the mission gets seriously sick or injured? There is no way to get medical attention or bring them back. Should they be able to euthanize that person?

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        Who is going to stop them?

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          The FAA.

          1. Florida Man   10 years ago

            How many space divisions fleets does the FAA command?

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              They don't need any. They can simply issue directives, which, of course, must be obeyed.

              1. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

                I can think of one higher power than the FAA... the RAA (Reasonable Asteroid Assurance [we're British apparently])

                1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                  British? I think not. We'll operate under the flag of Nunavut. You know, for tax purposes.

                  1. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

                    Fine, you come up with the name then!

                    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Asteroid Interception Mutual?

            2. thom   10 years ago

              If people started fleeing to space to avoid taxes I bet we'd see the space program really take off.

      2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        There are a lot of things they won't have. The question is are they going to be Roanoke or Jamestown? (I do foresee a lot of suffering in their future though)

      3. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Fresh meat!

        1. Steve G   10 years ago

          +1 Donner par-tay!

      4. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Robo-doctor.

        1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

          -1 Autodoc alien egg xray

      5. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

        It's similar to people who winter-over at the south pole. You have to be very healthy to be accepeted and if I recall correctly, you have to have your wisdom teeth extracted.

    3. Irish   10 years ago

      "US is best represented in the long-list, with 33 Americans vying to be part of the mission"

      WOOOH! One small step towards establishing English as the inter-galactic common tongue!

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        As science fiction has demonstrated, English is the interstellar lingua franca.

    4. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      Make Mars the new Australia - send convicts there.

      And send BEavis and Butthead there to stop them from joking about "huh, huh, penal planet."

    5. John Titor   10 years ago

      I will go to Mars, OUT OF SPITE, MOTHERFUCKER.

  34. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    'I'm much happier fat': Mother-of-five pens moving essay about how she stopped striving to keep up her size 4 body and it changed her life... for the better
    Joni Edelman was 35 and had three children, but weighed only 123 pounds
    She would run 35 miles a week, eat 1,000 calories a day and sleep only three hours a night
    After an epiphany she stopped her diet obsession and has never felt better
    'Happiness does not require thinness and fatness does not presume sadness,' she said

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....aring.html
    John concurs.

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      The mother-of-five says there is a 'stillness, joy and peace' to her life now that she's never had

      "You say 'laziness'; I say 'stillness'."

    2. John   10 years ago

      Says the guy who opens and copies every single Daily Fail story that might contain a picture of a fat women.

      Have you thought about getting treatment for your obsession with fat women? You can't solve a problem until you admit you have one.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Grow some skin.

        1. John   10 years ago

          I am only trying to help.

          1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

            I mean it. Grow some skin.

        2. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

          LMFAO

    3. Solanum   10 years ago

      She would run 35 miles a week, eat 1,000 calories a day

      Bullshit. Unless she has severe issues with her metabolism, she was eating way more than a 1000 calories a day. 1000 calories a day and running 35 miles a week would leave most people looking like residents of a concentration camp. And she didn't gain only 10 lbs. More like 50.

      1. WTF   10 years ago

        Bingo. She just got tired of working out and said fuck it.

      2. John   10 years ago

        That is running a bit under 6 miles a day six days a week. Depending on your weight, it takes anywhere from one to two hundred calories to run a mile. Lets split it in half and say 150. That means she was burning about 900 calories a day running. Typically it takes about 2,000 calories a day just to maintain your weight. that would make her about 1900 short, EVERY DAY. She should have lost three or four pounds a week on that diet.

        1. straffinrun   10 years ago

          Given all that is true, which train will make it to Scranton first?

          Common Core.

          1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

            The CSX, because Amtrak is delayed.

            1. straffinrun   10 years ago

              Does Amtax still run?

    4. WTF   10 years ago

      'Happiness does not require thinness and fatness does not presume sadness,' she said

      Her husband haz a sad.

      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

        Yeah, she went from quite attractive to....not so much.

        1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

          Damn!! She was kinda fine! And then - "Fuck all this discipline and PRIDE in my appearance! I. WANT. CAKE!!!!!!"

          And they all do. They all want cake.

          Women, that is.

          1. John Titor   10 years ago

            Meh, she has successfully completed her biological function (as a human, not a woman) by reproducing. Now she no longer requires to maintain herself in order to optimize breeding chances.

            1. gaoxiaen   10 years ago

              Looks like she's actively avoiding breeding chances.

          2. bodenlosen Schweinerei   10 years ago

            All she really did was (as one commenter at the Mail said) was "give up one unhealthy lifestyle and replace it with another." She had amenorrhea, was sleeping 3 hours a night, and is bipolar.
            The story here isn't discipline or attractiveness or fat/thin, it's that this woman has some mental health issues that may or may not be being addressed.

      2. Rhywun   10 years ago

        Her husband haz a sad.

        Because she isn't narcissistically and unhealthily keeping her weight down to that of a child just to please her man?

        1. Azathoth!!   10 years ago

          That woman was a lot of things at her lightest--123--but 'unhealthy' or 'child' sized weren't among them.

  35. Rich   10 years ago

    "Was Joe Biden whispering sweet nothings into the new defense secretary's wife's ear?"

    "My hair's not the only thing with plugs."

  36. bdhr   10 years ago

    I have uploaded a new version of fascr.

    Please note that I haven't spent as much time testing things as I'd like; however, I wanted to go ahead and get it out there.

    The most significant change is probably support for Firefox for Android, so you can ignore Bo on your phone and tablet. See the homepage for details.

    The two other primary new features are counting the number of characters in comments as you type and the ability to "toggle" threads you're not interested in without blocking the posters. Again, see the homepage for details.

    I also made quite a few under-the-hood "improvements" (read: sources of new bugs), though the code is still a mess. Hotkeys should be more reliable now, though they still fail now and then. Also, the mechanism for removing users from your blocklist has changed yet again; see "Usage notes / tips".

    Please do go ahead and read through the homepage before asking questions; I tried to be thorough.

    1. bdhr   10 years ago

      Heroic Mulatto: the bug you and I experienced a couple months ago should be fixed now, although since this version requires Firefox 34 or higher, IceDragon may not work.

      Lord Humungus, UnCivilServant, and FUQ: I saw your discussion yesterday morning. Unfortunately search engines like to be "smart" with fascr and give you results for something else. And fascr is not in the official addons repository because I don't feel like dealing with the review process.

      So anyway -- it didn't drop off the map; it was never on it. Sorry for the confusion.

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        One thing I've noticed - If I reach the middle of a thread and make a reply to a comment (common on AM Links), all of the as yet unread posts further down get marked as read when the page reloads. I'm not sure how this might be addressed, it's just an observation.

        1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

          While I'm on the topic - something that might be much easier would be the option to set the color of the highlighting for new/your own comments. This salmon hue doesn't have a great contrast with the white background.

        2. bdhr   10 years ago

          If I reach the middle of a thread and make a reply to a comment (common on AM Links), all of the as yet unread posts further down get marked as read when the page reloads

          Yeah, that's a design limitation rather than a bug. I tried early on to mark posts as read based on whether you'd actually scrolled past them, but it is a pain.

          This salmon hue doesn't have a great contrast with the white background.

          Yeah, I just stole the color from reasonable. It will be easy enough to add it as an option at some point.

        3. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

          Note that within the add-on tab, you can change a user block to a mute.

          eg, you will see Bo replied, but not the content of the message. This allows one to read replies - for example, to Shriek - but not his vile spew.

    2. Auric Demonocles   10 years ago

      The most significant change is probably support for Firefox for Android, so you can ignore Bo on your phone and tablet.

      OOooh, I like that.

    3. Jordan   10 years ago

      The most significant change is probably support for Firefox for Android, so you can ignore Bo on your phone and tablet.

      I've never understood this desire for an echo chamber.

      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

        Not an echo chamber here... you seen the fights on some of these threads? Try an abortion thread sometime. Or an immigration one.

        Bo adds naught but peevishness and concern trolling.... see the "no degree, you suck" thread.

        1. Ted S.   10 years ago

          Isn't it easy enough to hold down the "Page Down" key?

          1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

            I scroll past - I don't use reasonable or such.

            1. Rhywun   10 years ago

              I use reasonable mostly for its features other than blocking.

        2. Restoras   10 years ago

          That was awful. Bo had really grown on me despite our differences but that was just terrible.

    4. NebulousFocus   10 years ago

      Hmm. No Reasonable on Chrome for Android and commenting doesn't work. Maybe I'll have to give this a shot on Firefox for Android. Thanks!

  37. Hyperion   10 years ago

    With the Syrian refugee problem, all we have to do is make sure they are the good Syrians, the ones carrying American made weapons.

    1. John   10 years ago

      IF they have a Russian made weapon, they are ISIS. If they have an American made one, they are disciplined ISIS.

      1. Bam!   10 years ago

        What if they have a German firearm?

        1. Steve G   10 years ago

          You know who else had German firearms?

          1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

            The Swiss?

            1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

              *ahem*

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.....witzerland

              1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

                I seem to recall they copied a lot of german designs, especially in the wake of WWII.

                1. Restoras   10 years ago

                  I think everyone has copied German designs in small arms, especially the Karibiner 98? And the Sturmgeweher?

                  1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jrlCPq5stE

                    *sigh*

              2. WTF   10 years ago

                I have a Sig. Great gun.

          2. Bam!   10 years ago

            U.S. Navy SEALS.

          3. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

            Germans?

        2. John   10 years ago

          They are disciplined ISIS with good taste in weapons.

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  39. Rich   10 years ago

    "Was Joe Biden whispering sweet nothings into the new defense secretary's wife's ear?"

    Nope.

  40. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    Wingnutz

    Mounting debt makes it hard for young people to progress with typical adult lives. "The growth in student debt, with its monthly cost and high delinquency and default rate, seems to be reducing both household formation and homeownership," said the economists. Before the recession, 30-year-olds with student debt were more likely to buy a house, for the reasons you might expect: they went to college, yielding jobs with fatter salaries. In 2012, that trend reversed, and the homeownership slide for student debtors continued in 2014, the latest Fed report finds.

    The economists found that young student debtors are less likely to have a home of their own than those who don't have to keep paying for college as adults. Missing payments for long stretches can take a good chunk out of a credit score, the report noted, which might make things tricky for people trying to buy property when the credit standards are so high.

    Board of Realtors haz a sad.

    Time for Jubilee!

    1. Jordan   10 years ago

      The Fed says: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

    2. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      "before the recession" lenders were also handing out bad loans like skittles.

    3. SugarFree   10 years ago

      You joke, but I've sent the Jubilee idea popping up in a number of different places.

      1. SugarFree   10 years ago

        "seen"

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          You and your manipulative ways.

          1. SugarFree   10 years ago

            "Remember that time the hypnotist turned me into a chicken? I'm a chicken, Marge!"

    4. Somalian Road Corporation   10 years ago

      Perhaps getting a degree in something economically useful rather than a Masters of Underwater Marxist Basketweaving would help this situation out.

  41. Jordan   10 years ago

    'What is he doing here Mommy? Doesn't he know he will be killed?' Shocking hidden camera footage shows Jew being spat at, called a 'dog' and threatened as he walks the streets of Paris

    A journalist decided to test how safe the streets of Paris are for Jews - by wearing a religious skullcap and filming the public's reaction using a hidden camera.

    Zvika Klein, a reporter for Jewish news outlet NRG, silently walked in the city for ten hours wearing a kippah - also known as a yarmulke - on his head and a tzitzit (knotted ritual tassels).

    And the shocking hidden camera footage shows antisemitism is rife in the French capital as he is seen harassed and intimidated.

    As he wanders around neighbourhoods wearing the garments associated with the Jewish faith, he is spat at, threatened and even called a 'dog'.

    There's that famed European tolerance.

    1. John   10 years ago

      Was there anyone in the video abusing the guy who wasn't a Muslim? It doesn't look like a European problem to me. It looks more like a religion of peace problem.

      1. Irish   10 years ago

        "Was there anyone in the video abusing the guy who wasn't a Muslim? It doesn't look like a European problem to me. It looks more like a religion of peace problem."

        There was an article on Instapundit the other day by a European talking about anti-Semitism who said that the two groups who are virulently anti-Semitic are 1) Muslim immigrants and 2) wealthy elites. You can see that in the BBC reporter who told a Jew who was complaining about anti-Semitism that some people might not like her because of their legitimate grievances against Israel.

        The elite anti-Semites aren't going to yell at a Jew on the street though. How gauche. They'll just make excuses when synagogues are placed under siege and pelted with rocks during flareups in the Israel/Palestine conflict.

        1. John   10 years ago

          No. the elite will just quietly cheer the Muslims who do.

    2. Steve G   10 years ago

      Hey, at least he wasn't getting cat-calls!

      1. Ted S.   10 years ago

        That having been said, I wonder about the extent to which this video is an exaggeration.

  42. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    WV oil train derails. Back to coal, it is.

    1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      If only there was a way to transport oil besides choo-choos??????

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        Mule trains don't derail so catastrophically!

  43. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

    Auditor says MNsure failures in first year outweigh achievements

    An expansive new study that chronicles MNsure's troubled debut concludes that failures outweighed achievements in the health insurance exchange's first year.

    The report that Legislative Auditor James Nobles delivered Tuesday is the most thorough government review to date of MNsure's initial shortcomings. It documents issues with MNsure's online enrollment system and customer service, plus a lack of testing before the system debuted in October 2013.

    It also undercuts one of MNsure's few celebratory points in early 2014, when exchange officials claimed success in beating its enrollment projection.

    Going forward, the auditor's report recommends changes in state law to improve the exchange, and argues that "an agency with MNsure's impact and visibility should be directly accountable to the governor."

    http://www.startribune.com/pol.....27811.html

  44. Steve G   10 years ago

    Anyone heard of this? I took it w/ a grain of salt since it appeared in a wingnut FB friend's feed, but seemed to trace back to legit sources. But I hadn't heard anything about it otherwise.

    Internal passports?

    1. John   10 years ago

      Real ID is a federal effort to get the states to all make IDs that meet certain standards that make them difficult to forge. Some states meet it a few don't. SO there has been a long running stand off between the feds and the non compliant states. The feds have been threatening to stop recognizing non compliant state IDs for years now. The states have just called their bluff and told them good luck with having the TSA tell the entire populations of states they can't get on an airplane without some kind of federal ID.

      The Feds keep stomping their feet and ultimately backing down and will likely always do so because the country would not tolerate them actually enforcing the rule.

      1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

        "The Feds keep stomping their feet and ultimately backing down and will likely always do so because the country would not tolerate them actually enforcing the rule."

        I question this statement. People in this country are being trained to cede incrementally more power to the government all the time. There really is no limit to the amount of shit we will swallow.

        1. John   10 years ago

          Telling the entire state of Arizona they can't fly and effectively shutting down the Phoenix airport would be kind of a big deal. The feds couldn't do it and the states know it and so nothing happens.

          1. Somalian Road Corporation   10 years ago

            They already uglified the fuck out of our state IDs compared to what they used to look like.

            Hell, it looks pretty close to the example linked above but apparently the background database stuff isn't compliant from a cursory Google search on the topic.

    2. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

      Car and Driver - off places - had an article on this.

    3. Steve G   10 years ago

      Thx!

  45. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    Internal passports?

    Real ID, one of the few Total Security State ideas actually rejected in the post 9/11 DHS hysteria, was pretty much an internal passport (national ID), according to some reports.

    1. John   10 years ago

      NO. It is just a set of federal standards for state issued IDs. The only reason states have said no is they don't want to spend the extra money it takes to make a compliant ID.

      1. Hyperion   10 years ago

        Yeah, but read the article. They are trying to say this is a new ID card that you will need to show to travel domestically, like if I drive from Ohio into PA, I need to show an ID to cross the border. They're not talking about drivers licenses that meet federal standards.

        So either the article is hyperbole, or there trying to implement passports for domestic travel.

        1. John   10 years ago

          And that is complete horseshit. That is not what REAL ID is. READ ID just changes the way state IDs are made. There is nothing in the act that requires a compliant ID to travel. It only becomes an issue when you have to get the feds to recognize it, and the only time that is an issue is when dealing with TSA when flying.

          That article is full of shit.

          1. Hyperion   10 years ago

            I believe you, I think the article is bullshit, but it's clearly trying to say that they are attempting domestic passports. I don't think the citizenry are quite ready for that yet, we need another decade or so of creeping police state totalitarianism before we're that compliant.

            1. John   10 years ago

              I don't think this country is ever ready for that. You could never enforce it.

              If the country was the bunch of compliant sheep you think it is, the drug war would actually work. Laws fail so badly because people just ignore them.

              1. Hyperion   10 years ago

                They can't even enforce drivers licenses and car registration. A million illegal immigrants in MD are the only proof needed for that. It always makes me laugh when I think of how they sell a car to an amigo and just leave the plates on it, no registration, nothing.

                1. John   10 years ago

                  All car registration does it get native poor people arrested. The illegals don't give a fuck. You can be an illegal and get pulled over with no id, no registration, no insurance, nothing and the cop will let you walk. There is nothing they can do with you. ICE won't come and get you. They have no way of telling who you are and the cities and counties don't want the expense of holding you in jail and no judge would agree to hold you anyway. So they just let them go. I am not kidding.

                  1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

                    That is fucked up. Had no idea. What a chump I am. Those fuckers are really off the grid. GOOD ON 'EM!!!

  46. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

    Meanwhile ISIS militants reportedly burned 45 people to death in a town in western Iraq.

    Last week, someone here mentioned napalming these fuckers. Kind of makes sense to me. What say you all?

    1. John   10 years ago

      One word, Dresden.

      1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

        That's three words.

        1. straffinrun   10 years ago

          That's four words. Why are we doing this?

          1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

            NIXON?!?!?!

    2. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

      How about: NONE OF OUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

    3. Rhywun   10 years ago

      I agree with the Atlantic piece that was going around yesterday - they are basically trolling us. I say we ignore them.

      1. John Titor   10 years ago

        Agreed, ISIS really, really wants to go toe-to-toe with 'Rome'/the United States. At the same time, some of this stuff is exploitable. For example, turning Dabiq into a turkey shoot with the right tactics and religious undertones.

    4. BigT   10 years ago

      As long as we can get several other ME states to participate and do much of the heavy lifting, then I think we should work with them to destroy ISIS. And napalm would be a good weapon in some instances where we find large number of them collected together. Obama is not completely wrong here, just very bad at getting internal and external support. 43 did a pretty good job.

      1. bodenlosen Schweinerei   10 years ago

        Anyone talking about solving ME problems without advocating 'regime changing' the House of Saud is talking out of their ass.

  47. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    How will TSA VPR teams run their "Papieren, bitte" operations efficiently with a bunch of weird, nonstandardized Papieren to inspect?

    Won't somebody think of the Brown Shirts?

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      Easy, lay them off, they won't have to worry about inspecting a variety of papers.

  48. John   10 years ago

    http://www.thewrap.com/cnn-dc-.....exclusive/

    CNN President says the fact that he hosts the Obamas for dinner and sends his kids to the same school could never create a conflict of interest.

    On a side note, what the hell is up with Zucker in that picture? He is a CEO of a large corporation. He can't wear a tie? He looks like he is getting ready to lie to his wife and sneak out to go cruising for TWINKs, NTTAAWWT.

  49. Sevo   10 years ago

    Don't worry, we got this figgered out!

    "Obamacare Sign-Up Deadline Extended" (11/13)
    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/po.....-extended/
    "White House Gives Americans Extra Time to Sign Up for Obamacare" (3/14)
    http://time.com/38077/obamacare-extension/
    "Obamacare Sign-Up Deadline Extended a Week for Some" (2/15)
    [too many links; darn you, REASON]

    Wonder if Obo will wave his wand and extend the IRS filing date?

    1. John   10 years ago

      But it is so awesome the country will never allow it to be repealed. Obama just constantly delays letting America enjoy the full benefits of his signature achievement because he wants them to be sufficiently grateful before receiving it.

  50. Coeus   10 years ago

    Video of man punching himself in the face over 40 times.

    Newly-released footage shows a 33-year-old California man punching himself in the face while in an Oregon jail, undermining his claim that he was attacked by detectives, the Eugene Register-Guard reported on Tuesday.

    The video, taken from surveillance footage, shows Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski in the Lane County Jail last month after being charged with sexual abuse and stalking. Throughout the video, Tomaszewski walks to the back of the cell and hits himself. The Register-Guard reported that he punched himself more than 40 times in the 4-minute video.

    According to the Associated Press, Tomaszewski later filed a complaint accusing local detectives of assaulting him while interviewing him.

    After being told about the video, Tomaszewski reportedly told officials that he filed the false claim in the hopes that it would help him get released. Instead, he was found guilty of additional charges of attempted coercion and initiating a false report. He was fined $500 and sentenced to 20 days in jail.

    1. Ted S.   10 years ago

      If it really were the cops punching him, the camera would have malfunctioned.

  51. Andrew S.   10 years ago

    Man convicted of raping 20 men, is not placed on sex offender list.

    C'mon, guess what his profession is! Go on, guess!

    1. Matrix   10 years ago

      Come on. They have a difficult and dangerous job. They should be allowed to blow off steam.

      /copologist.

    2. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Prison guard?

      1. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

        Dang...close tho'.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      WTF?

    4. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

      That dude should have a bullet with his name on it in the near future...

    5. straffinrun   10 years ago

      If this had been a teacher accused of sexually assaulting a student, all it would take is one complaint and they'd be removed from the classroom and charged

      Mentally assaulting a student with statist propaganda can get you a Senate seat in Massachusetts.

  52. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    Reasonable, responsible ID control. Who would object to sensible federal standards on IDs?

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      "Sensible federal standards" is like "domesticated unicorn", a fantasy.

    2. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

      WHY DOES ANYONE NEEEEEED MORE THAN ONE FORM OF ID?!?!??!?!!?

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        My passport doesn't swipe me into the gun club, or the office.

        1. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

          Uncivil, would you PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDRENZ?!?!?!?!?

  53. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    the only time that is an issue is when dealing with TSA when flying.

    That article is full of shit.

    Speaking of full of shit.

    1. Hyperion   10 years ago

      The baggers and wreckers will ruin this honest attempt at public safety, just like they ruined reasonable, responsible gun control.

    2. John   10 years ago

      Okay Brooks, when do you deal with the feds other than at the airport? I can't think of a time. Do they demand a federal ID when you pick up your welfare check? You tell me, I don't know.

      If there are other times, list them obnoxious old fuck. Is it really not written in your character to say anything of substance on here? Are you only physically capable of writing anything else?

      1. Protagoronus   10 years ago

        Not technically the TSA

        1. Protagoronus   10 years ago

          Oh wait... never mind, it is technically TSA. Not sure about ID checks from them, though I bet like any other checkpoint stop they make it very uncomfortable for anyone who does not comply immediately with a request.

        2. John   10 years ago

          They are totally TSA. So what? Your chances of running into one of those are pretty slim. Are the people in REAL ID compliant states any more or less under the thumb of the Feds?

      2. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

        TSA has started hassling people on commuter trains here. "Temporary" checkpoints.

        1. straffinrun   10 years ago

          They're still looking for Charlie?

          1. BigT   10 years ago

            I thought the Viet Nam war was over.

    3. R C Dean   10 years ago

      TSA is but one federal agency in the habit of stopping travelers to check their papers, you know.

      Have we forgotten about the 150 mile "border zone" where Border Patrol can and will pull over anyone and everyone for the sole purpose of checking their papers?

  54. Coeus   10 years ago

    More musings from the diseased mind of Marcotte.

    I went to the page to screenshot and found it's already been taken down, which surprised me as most of the press attention to it has been fairly bland straight reporting or gleeful right wing gloating about how Rand Paul sure showed her. It had a lot of stuff about Benghazi on it?I don't think even the most avid followers of this wannabe scandal remember what exactly it's supposed to be about anymore?suggesting that is going to be the Republican narrative about Hillary Clinton: She's a lady and that means she's weak on foreign policy. It's sleazy as all fuck, but I'm not entirely surprised that's going to be the narrative, because what else do they really have?

    1. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

      She's a lady and that means she's weak on foreign policy.

      Does Marcotte think Republicans thought Condi was weak on foreign policy? Or Thatcher? Or any number of conservative women who have served in foreign policy roles?

      Yep, must be because Hillary's a woman.

      1. BigT   10 years ago

        Golda was a real softie.

    2. bodenlosen Schweinerei   10 years ago

      I'm not asking why you read this stuff, I'm just wondering how?

      "Sleazy as all fuck". "Still major asshole behavior." Yet they ask for reports of typos and corrections like this is actual "journalism".

  55. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    That is not what REAL ID is. READ ID just changes the way state IDs are made.

    "Don't worry, you WINGNUTZ! That Social Security Number will never be used for broadly based identification purposes."

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      On that note - we're in the process of phasing out use of SSNs in our systems here.

    2. Swiss Servator... Switzy!   10 years ago

      That one still make me laugh...bitterly.

  56. Matrix   10 years ago

    72 year old man faces 10 years in prison for possessing a 300 year old flintlock pistol.

    Guess which wonderful state he was in! GUESS!!

    1. Protagoronus   10 years ago

      A state of euphoria?

    2. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      I'm totally willing to go with the prog joke of walling of Texas for the good of the country if we can also wall off New Jersey.

    3. Monty Crisco   10 years ago

      Yo, upthread, dude.

      1. Matrix   10 years ago

        No link to the story, so 😛

    4. straffinrun   10 years ago

      Guessing not Bedrock?

      1. Matrix   10 years ago

        Nope

        1. straffinrun   10 years ago

          Boooooooooosch.

  57. The Late P Brooks   10 years ago

    Google "tsa vipr"

    But don't worry, America. We're just looking out for your best interests.

    At least I'm not consumed by fear and hatred of anybody not exactly like me.

    1. Zeb   10 years ago

      That is disturbing. It's been going on for years.

      With planes, fine, I guess there are unique dangers to air travel. But if some asshole hijacks a bus they aren't going to kill thousands of people if they crash it into the right thing.

  58. mortega.marie   10 years ago

    I am making a good salary from home $5500-$7000/week , which is amazing, under a year ago I was jobless in a horrible economy. I thank God every day I was blessed with these instructions and now it's my duty to pay it forward and share it with Everyone,
    Here is I started,,,,,,
    ?????? ?????? ?????? http://www.netpay20.com

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