Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Nanny State) Will Step Down in 2016
Below, watch Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer of California explain that she will not be running for re-election in 2016:
You didn't watch it, did you? You totally didn't. It's only three minutes! How could you not possibly want to watch Boxer, 74, answer staged questions from her own grandson in what looks like a Marriott timeshare condo somewhere?
Okay, I can't blame you. I had to force myself to watch it even though I get paid to watch these things. Yes, Barbara Boxer is stepping down come 2016. No, she has little interesting to say or show about her career as a senator. She was a solid "company man" Democrat, partisan all the way down (Here she is recently being "shocked" at criticism of Secretary of State John Kerry). One bright spot: She was one of the 23 senators to vote against authorizing the Iraq War in 2002.
She's a supporter of big government as our savior and protector, and that included protecting us from ourselves. You can read through Barbara Boxer on the issues here and guess where she'll come down with fairly few surprises.
More recently, Boxer has been on board the college rape panic train, introducing legislation to require more campus administrative involvement in dealing with rape accusations. She took it a weird step further by trying to push all California colleges to get "advocates" for rape survivors on campuses, including community colleges, which is like demanding that a mall get an advocate for rape victims.
Here's Reason on Barbara Boxer. And here she is famously demanding she be called "senator," not "ma'am," apparently oblivious of which term actually affords more respect:
The Sacramento Bee is already tossing out Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom and Attorney General Kamala Harris as likely 2016 Democratic candidates. They both obviously have higher ambitions (Harris' office sends out so many press releases you'd think she was already a senator), but whoever misses out will presumably get the chance to be the top Democratic choice for governor come 2018. As for Republicans, I can't even begin to guess at this point, but there's already jokes on Twitter about Scott Brown moving out here to the Golden State. The funny thing is that he could possibly be a contender here if he made it through the primary.
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"You didn't watch it, did you? You totally didn't. It's only three minutes! How could you not possibly want to watch Boxer, 74, answer staged questions from her own grandson in what looks like a Marriott timeshare condo somewhere?
Busted! Scott, you got my number.
...and sometimes people comment without reading the articles at all...shhhh
Articles? What articles?
"...and sometimes people comment without reading the articles at all...shhhh"
I read the article and I'm still not watching that hag. Not even for 30 seconds.
that was a general comment, not directed at you
"...and sometimes people comment without reading the articles at all...shhhh"
I don't even read the comments above mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixiYZ9DPk8o
Call me Senator...classic
OK ma'am.
forgot to mention bonus Clint Howard
That I watched. 4 stars. Would watch again.
"You didn't watch it, did you? You totally didn't."
Guilty as charged.
As usual, there's a nice Randy Quaid quote that applies to this.
"Boxer has been on board the college rape panic train"
Oh, college rape panic train soundin' louder.
Glide on the rape panic train.
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah.
Come on, now rape train.
Yes, college rape panic train holy roller.
Everyone jump on the rape panic train.
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah.
Come on, now rape panic train.
She took it a weird step further by trying to push all California colleges to get "advocates" for rape survivors on campuses, including community colleges, which is like demanding that a mall get an advocate for rape victims
Weird? Just look for the lobbyist and it won't be weird. I guarantee whatever professional group would provide the "advocates" threw her some money for this.
Whenever a politician pushes for legislation that doesn't make much sense (so, pretty much all of it), always look for who's greasing them.
Absolutely, and Boxer is very greasy. She opposes audits of Medicare and Medicaid payments because hospitals that were overcharging tax payers complained to her.
Money and Power
I'd say it's not Boxer being greased, but her desire to have more tax money funneled to her ideological allies.
Great. Now Californians can elect someone even worse. It doesn't seem possible, but it absolutely is.
Yeah, I was like, finally. When does Feinstein retire? But then I was like, oh, the same people who elected those two will elect their successors.
There are a lot of conservatives in California, but they are surrounded and outnumbered. Too bad the Six Californias initiative got kept off the ballot on a technicality.
Feinstein's gotta retire or die soon. She's 81. I don't think she's got the genetics of Strom Thurmond.
Ben Affleck for US Senator. Tagline:
"Elect Ben: In Hollywood, He's Considered Smart!"
"Elect Ben: In Hollywood, He's Considered Smart!"
In DC, he's even smarter!
Ben Affleck:
Too smart for Hollywood.
Too pretty for DC.
"Wicked Smaht!"
Boxer is a senior senator with leadership positions on many committees (which she lost with the Republican take over, but she will still have a lot of influence for the next 2 years). She will be replaced by a freshman senator with coffee-fetching responsibilities on some set of committees.
It will take awhile for her replacement to get back into the position to damage the whole country as badly as Boxer can now.
Luckily Boxer is completely incompetent. In 2009 she tried to write a truly awful Global Warming bill.
If she was competent, it would have gotten done, been passed by Democrats in both houses and signed by Obama - and done terrible damage to the economy.
Thanks to her stupidity, it never made it to the floor.
I don't think we have to worry about CA electing anyone smarter that Boxer at this point.
When I want to watch a video of a cunt flapping her lips I'll go to xvideos, thank you very much.
You owe me a new keyboard and monitor to replace the ones I just sprayed soda all over.
Why does a woman have two sets of lips. So she can piss and moan at the same time.
Zing!
One bright spot: She was one of the 23 senators to vote against authorizing the Iraq War in 2002.
More likely based upon "What action will please my group most?", but sure, a bright spot. Invisible hand and all that.
More like a stopped clock being right once every 16 years or so.
Even odds she just hit the wrong button when she voted.
What dipshit will the Golden State foist upon us next? Newsom? Harris? Clooney?
SENATOR MATT DAMON!
Let the derp flow!
MATT DAAAAAMON
At least if they elected Clooney, he wouldn't have time to make any more crappy movies.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? wasn't terrible.
+1 Dapper Dan Man
The best movie of our generation.
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
But if Senator Clooney is elected, we is definitely his constituents.
It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
I invented moral fiber.
They're making the third of their "dunce trilogy" now, so Clooney has one more Coen movie before he can be discarded.
That movie is now 15 years old. (one of those things that shock me now that my cable gives me the years for films)
"Newsom?"
Mostly pretty harmless, unless you get between him and a camera.
"Harris?"
She's ridden Willie Brown's coat tails pretty far; not sure they'll stretch any more.
"Clooney?"
GAG!!!!!!!!!!!
Senator Jolie is my best bet.
Seriously, she would be way better than a lot of people California might elect.
Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to vomit into a tiny, oddly-shaped bucket.
He's a total lightweight.
This is pretty great - Carolla just crushes Newsom
Californians would never elect a white man to the Senate.
What if he was teh Ghey?
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Funny that Ms. Boxer was a carpetbagger (using her husband's money) when she came here to be the second "rich-wife" senator.
Huffington made a pretty good stab at being the "rich-husband" senator.
Sandra Fluke is readying her narrative.
It would not suyrprise me at all if that waste of life became a member of congress. She's evil enough and ignorant enough to fit right in.
And would it surprise anyone in the least if our modern-day symbol of strength and female independence married some rich old guy with the money to finance her run?
Not at all. The guy will be some sort of moderate Republican and the press will fawn over the predictable angle of, "OMG OPPOSITES ATTRACT LOL!!!"
Now, now, there are worse wastes of oxygen than Sandra Fluke. For example, the people who tweeted on election night that they had just returned from the polls and were proud and honored to have just voted for Sandra Fluke.
So the unbiased press calls Boxer a "liberal lion" and Cuomo a "political giant", but Ron Paul is just an iconoclast.
The only way to properly describe Barbara Boxer is "partisan hack." Anything else gives her waaaaaaaay too much credit.
cunt does the job.
"The only way to properly describe Barbara Boxer is "partisan hack.""
You left out "dumb as rocks"
Clinton/ Boxer 2016?
Because one dried up old prune isn't enough...
Cuntsquared!
It's more like some multi-dimensional hyper-spacial quadratic that would open the way for the old gods to return...
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Remember, the 2014 blowout was indicated by key democratic senators announcing their retirements starting just after the 2012 election.
Boxer would not be announcing now if there was any indication of a democratic comeback in 2016.
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Who said that?
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Me, too. It sucks.
Ditto
Barbara's ascension to the Senate was launched in 1991 when, as a US Representative, she led a march to demand that the Senate hold hearings on the charges that Clarence Thomas had made off-color jokes while Anita Hill was within earshot.
It was fun to watch her repeatedly answer questions as to what she thought of the latest revelations about Bill Clinton's treatment of female employees by claiming to have no idea they existed and to not care.
Sears should name their new line of hacksaws after her.
Don't let the door hit your bony old ass on the way out.
Back in early 1992, Washington was rocked by the revelation that the House of Representatives was allowing members to overdraw their House checking accounts without penalty, leaving debts unpaid for months at a time. Then-congresswoman Barbara Boxer insisted for months that she'd had no problems with her account at the House bank. Then she admitted she had bounced 87 checks and did not know the amount. Bank records ultimately showed she bounced 143 checks worth $41,417. Boxer insisted she had no idea that she had bounced checks and only learned of the matter when she read about it in the press; but the Los Angeles Times obtained a letter from the House sergeant-at-arms, dated six months earlier, telling Boxer she had written overdrafts. I guess the current administration uses the same excuse of finding out about everything in the press, and obviously the LA Times was different back then.