Brickbat: Without a Paddle

Credit: Eigo Shimojo

Japanese prosecutors have charged artist Megumi Igarashi with distributing obscene data, namely computer code that would allow 3-D printers to create a kayak shaped like her genitalia. She faces up to two years in prison if convicted.

Comments

[F. Stupidity, Jr.]

Kayak? I never touched her!

[Fist of Etiquette]

I wonder how buoyant my genitalia are.

[Suthenboy]

"a kayak shaped like her genitalia."

I want one.

[Libertarian]

Maybe a model. Yeah, that's it. Just a model, a small model.... for, you know, putting on display on a shelf.

[Steve G]

And maybe make it out of a soft material so that it, you know, doesn't break if it were to fall off said shelf.

[Gene]

Really, this in the land of the iron penis festival?

It must be patriarchy.

[Suthenboy]

What a bunch of dicks.

[Suthenboy]

I am trying not to make a joke about the size of those lollipops which I suspect are supposed to be as realistic as possible, and about the orientation of the kayak pussy.

[Copernicus]

No surprise here.
If you've ever seen Japanese porn, the most sexually weird humans on the planet can't stand to see un-pixilated genitals.

[Adans smith]

If it's built to real size the tidy bowel man won't fit inside

[SugarFree]

Episiarch did the same thing, even if no one would want to go boating in it.

[Adans smith]

A banana boat?

[Rich]

Easy to find the man in *that* boat!

[Rich]

Note to self: Read through comments before commenting.

[antisocial-ist]

(Insert little man in the boat joke here)

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[Steve G]

obscene data

Fuck off Cunts!

[UnCivilServant]

Is that what the Japanese Authorities were telling the 'artist' and her followers?

[Steve G]

Wierd, I read that as "the 'artist' and her flowers" ...which also fits, but makes me giggle.

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