"Congress Makes Christmas Come Early" was originally released on Dec. 18, 2014. The original text is below.
Merry cromnibus Christmas, Everybody!
The $1.1 trillion budget passed by congress sure can buy lots of gifts and presents for everyone.
Are you on Uncle Santa's list? These lucky bastards are.
Approximately 1:30 minutes.
Written by Nick Gillespie. Produced by Meredith Bragg