Jingle Budget: Did Uncle Santa Bring You a Present?

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"Congress Makes Christmas Come Early" was originally released on Dec. 18, 2014. The original text is below. 

Merry cromnibus Christmas, Everybody!

The $1.1 trillion budget passed by congress sure can buy lots of gifts and presents for everyone.

Are you on Uncle Santa's list? These lucky bastards are.

Approximately 1:30 minutes.

Written by Nick Gillespie. Produced by Meredith Bragg