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Culture

Movie Theaters Forced to Cancel Showings of Team America: World Police

Peter Suderman | 12.18.2014 3:08 PM

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After Sony Pictures announced yesterday that it was pulling the release of The Interview, a film about two American journalists sent to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, from its scheduled Christmas Day release after threats of movie theater terrorism, several theaters across the U.S. said that they would show Team America: World Police instead.

The basic idea was to replace one movie mocking the North Korean regime with another. Team America, an all-puppet comedy from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, pits its heroes against a sad-sack version of former North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. At the end of the movie, he's impaled on a giant spike, and it's revealed that he's actually an alien cockroach. Fitting! 

Now, however, it looks like moviegoers may not get to see either film on the big screen any time soon. The Daily Beast reports that theaters in Cleveland and Atlanta that had planned to make the switch say that Paramount, the studio behind Team America, has ordered them to stop. The Alamo Drafthouse in Texas, which also planned to show the puppet comedy, announced on Twitter this afternoon that due to "circumstances beyond our control" its Team America screening has been cancelled. 

Paramount apparently hasn't provided any reason why it's ordering the shows to be stopped. 

I am partially sympathetic to Sony's decision to pull The Interview from theaters. It is obviously a very bad precedent that is already causing pernicious downstream effects on the rest of the movie industry, and is likely to have a chilling effect on the broader media ecosystem. But it's also at least somewhat understandable given the decision by theater owners to not show the film, the risks (however small and unlikely), the reality of the hacks, and the potential legal liability. (Declining to release the movie in any form, including home video or digital distribution, is less defensible.)

But blocking replacement screenings of Team America can really only be described as next-level cowardly bullshit.

It's an absurd and ridiculous overreaction. This is a movie that Americans and others across the world have already seen, that was not targeted in the hack attacks, that was released by a different studio entirely, and that is available to watch in clips online. Aren't movie studios supposed to be in the business of trying to get people to watch their movies? 

Thank goodness for the Internet. Here's Kim Jong-il's death/alien cockroach reveal scene: 

And while we're at it, here's the death scene for Kim Jong-un that would have appeared at the end of The Interview:

Watch them both here, online, because it sure sounds like you aren't going to get to see them in theaters. 


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  1. DontShootMe   11 years ago

    Maybe we can just give North Korea and ISIS seats on the FCC and MPAA? That would save a lot of time.

    1. Bardas Phocas   11 years ago

      Net NUTrality!

      1. Eggs Benedict Cumberbund   11 years ago

        Way to go FAG

    2. timbo   11 years ago

      make sure to cheer when the national anthem comes on during the college playoffs. Maybe che guavara himself will tell us about our freedom over the holidays.

  2. Almanian!   11 years ago

    Sometimes I love Twitter....

    Capitol Theatre ?@CapitolW65th 2h2 hours ago Please note: Our Late Shift screening of Team America: World Police has been canceled by Paramount

    Joel H. Kimball ?@joelkimball @CapitolW65th @sistertoldjah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #ScrewParamountPictures @ParamountPics #jerks

    @CapitolW65th @sistertoldjah @ParamountPics Capitol Theatre ?@CapitolW65th 46m46 minutes ago @joelkimball @sistertoldjah @paramountpics 🙁

    Joel H. Kimball ?@joelkimball 45m45 minutes ago @CapitolW65th @sistertoldjah @ParamountPics %#CK YEAH! #TeamAmerica

    1. Almanian!   11 years ago

      "Arric Barwinn!! DO SOMETHING!!!!"

  3. JEP   11 years ago

    I believe Team America is also streaming on Netflix. 'Tis the season...

    1. Stormy Dragon   11 years ago

      But for how long?

      1. bassjoe   11 years ago

        Netflix, I hope, will not cancel anything due to this BS. They seem extremely hard-nosed.

        1. UCrawford   11 years ago

          To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me if that's the reason Paramount told the theaters not to air Team America. If they have any kind of exclusivity agreement on broadcast rights with Netflix, then letting the theaters show it might breach that.

          Might not have anything to do with fear of North Korea at all.

          1. Faceless Commenter   11 years ago

            It would be nice if they would say so!

            1. UCrawford   11 years ago

              Agreed. Of course, since they aren't saying so, that probably means it isn't the case and they're just a bunch of chickenshits.

  4. mad.casual   11 years ago

    But blocking replacement screenings of Team America can really only be described as next-level cowardly bullshit.

    Bravo. This needs to have a subscribe now! button (or Donate?) next to it.

  5. Overt   11 years ago

    Something tells me that if The Interview weren't as big a bomb as many of the reviews say it is, Sony wouldn't be so quick to shitcan it. I wonder if they cannot get back the costs of the movies through some sort of insurance claim...probably not since terrorism is often excluded from such policies.

    In any case, I think this hooplah was the perfect excuse Sony needed to pull a true bomb off the circuit. Who knows, when 2 years roll by and they are confident in their ability to secure their systems, they'll probably make huge bank streaming "The Movie Pyongyang Didn't want you to see" over PS4s.

    1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      The fact that a bunch of theater chains would not show it was the determining factor, I think. They thought that people would not come to see any movies while it was showing.

      But to pile on: fuck Paramount, you cowards.

    2. Kevin47   11 years ago

      Zero chance. Their decision to pull the movie was elective, and yeah, pretty much every policy has a terrorism exclusion.

      Also, if they knew it was a bomb, they sure spent a fortune promoting it.

      1. JParker   11 years ago

        If The Interview was really such a "bomb", then perhaps that is what the GoP meant by their supposed 9/11 threat :).

  6. Almanian!   11 years ago

    Yeah, see, this is why I have "Team America" on DVD. My wife hates it. We will watch it anyway.

    For America.

    FUCK YEAH!

    1. Libertarian   11 years ago

      Yeah, see, this is why I have "Team America" on DVD

      Jesus Christ, that is some kinda foresight you had. How did you know ????!!

      1. Almanian!   11 years ago

        I can see for miles, and miles, and miles, and miles, and miles...

        1. Doghouse Riley Jr.   11 years ago

          Oh yeah?

  7. tarran   11 years ago

    Here's what has happened...

    Paramount has IT vulnerabilities just like Sony. They probably do alot of their work in excel workbooks that are stored on file servers secured only by obscurity; outsiders have no idea what to look for.

    And they've not done the hard work to secure their network, because it made getting things done really, really hard, and they could put things off till next quarter.

    Now, they are terrified that the same shit that happened to Sony will happen to them. Sony is hemorrhaging money right now, and these guys are afraid the same thing will happen to them.

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      "Sony is hemorrhaging money right now,"

      No, they're not

      $100-200m is a drop in the bucket compared to prior security problems/one -time events they've had

      (see: earthquake related issues in 2011 and a security hack then as well - $3.2bn writedown).

      Not to mention that the company's problems are far bigger than their movie business. They've been 'hemorrhaging money' through their *core operations* for the last 2 years, like exiting the PC business entirely, and trying to make their shitty mobile division profitable.

      Their stock is actually up 20%+ since mid October; the 'hack' news has been a non-event from the POV of investors. Its a one-time charge, and if anything signals that they're done with 'trying to be controversial'.

    2. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      I've read that one of Sony's problems was that bigwigs didn't want to follow IT security procedures.

      1. bassjoe   11 years ago

        1. They had THREE people actually working in IT security (seriously? My startup had more people working IT security).

        2. They stored everything in a single server (yay! Single point of failure or to attack).

        3. Apparently didn't care to use encrypted communications for anything (sending Social Security numbers over plain-text email = GREAT IDEA!!).

    3. Faceless Commenter   11 years ago

      I say it's the same reason Sony canceled screenings, despite: It's an absurd and ridiculous overreaction. This is a movie that Americans and others across the world have already seen, that was not targeted in the hack attacks, that was released by a different studio entirely, and that is available to watch in clips online.

      In the (unlikely) event of violence or a hack that leaks Paramount employees' personal info, any lawyer in the country could skip across all that and connect the dots from the threats against The Interview to Team America.

      The Norks' accomplice here is our overly-litigious society.

  8. GILMORE   11 years ago

    I think the appropriate actions by audiences is to announce that they're going to boycott Sony and Paramount for a full year, and download all their fucking movies off Pirate Bay.

    #MakeCowardicePay

    1. mad.casual   11 years ago

      When I mentioned this story to my wife, she said, "If they change their mind and actually release it in theatres, we should actually pay to watch it."

  9. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

    Aren't movie studios supposed to be in the business of trying to get people to watch their movies?

    I thought movie studios were in the begging for subsidies business.

    1. bassjoe   11 years ago

      Begging? Apparently, you have never lived in LA. They're just given everything they want.

      City Government of LA: "You want to shut down a major thoroughfare in the middle of the day? SURE!! What can possibly go wrong? Oh, by the way, you don't even need to pay us anything!"

  10. RBS   11 years ago

    Bo Pelini lights the Ken Shulz signal.

  11. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

    I still think the theaters should honor government cowardice by screening Steve Buscemi's version of Theo van Gogh's "Interview". But how many outside of H&R even remember who Theo van Gogh was?

    1. RBS   11 years ago

      He's the guy that drew the Mona Lisa right?

      1. Almanian!   11 years ago

        No, no - he drew Mona Lisa's EAR.

        1. gaoxiaen   11 years ago

          Steve Buscemi on Communism.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eDOJ4L0Edk

    2. Swiss Servator, Winter kommt!   11 years ago

      I still have relatives in the Netherlands...

      1. Almanian!   11 years ago

        [random wooden-shoe joke]

      2. EDG reppin' LBC   11 years ago

        Are they dykes?

        1. gaoxiaen   11 years ago

          Maybe. They have their finger in one.

      3. GregMax   11 years ago

        I still have relatives who are Neanderthals.

    3. Suellington   11 years ago

      He was killed about 200 feet from my old apartment in Amsterdam. My buddy was at home at the time and heard all the commotion. I saw a fair amount of burkas living in that hood.

  12. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

    Jesus H. Christ. Either show the movies or carpet bomb the Norks, but don't give in to them. That's the last thing you do with a bully.

  13. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

    Oh, and there is always the Red Dawn remake.

    1. Episiarch   11 years ago

      Which was fucking terrible.

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      I suspect the Norks LIKE Red Dawn because it is like a version of their own Fantasy Wish Fulfillment

      WE INVADE AMERICA AND DROWN YOU IN SEA OF FIRE! WE CAPTURE FIRST DETROIT, YOUR HEART OF INDUSTRIAL MIGHT AND CENTER OF CULTURE, FROM THERE WE GO ON TO RULE OTHER GREAT AMERICAN METROPOLIS AND FREE THE STARVING HORDES IN BUFFALO, CLEVELAND, AND PITTSBURG

      I'm saying, they watch Red Dawn and see themselves as the *Good Guys*, know what I mean?

      1. Episiarch   11 years ago

        Dude, in the remake they invade...Spokane.

        1. GILMORE   11 years ago

          Really? I thought it was supposed to be Detroit? They actually shot it there...

          ...which is like a double-insult to Detroit: "we'll take your shitty tax subsidies and film here, but we don't think you're actually a credible invasion-destination because... well, you suck."

          1. Episiarch   11 years ago

            They actually invade "the East and West Coasts" yet the whole thing takes place in Spokane and I guess Spokane is...uh...on the coast now?

            1. GILMORE   11 years ago

              Look = Red Dawn v1.0 had Cuban Paratroopers drop into... Colorado.

              ...an isolated mountain state of no strategic relevance.

              ANYTHING makes more sense than Red Dawn 1. I was hoping V2.0 would actually attempt to One-Up the original and go for something even more ridiculous - like *treating Detroit as the jewel in the American Crown*

              1. Episiarch   11 years ago

                It didn't matter in the first one because Milius knows how to make even stupid things be awesome. The second one was just terrible. They had a chase scene with tanks and they were drifting the tanks. Like...Tokyo Drift drift. It's so stupid it should have been funny, but it wasn't. They even had Adrianne Palicki and it was still terrible.

                I had also hoped for a one-up but it was not to be without the magic of Milius.

              2. JWatts   11 years ago

                "...an isolated mountain state of no strategic relevance."

                From the movie:

                "Col. Andy Tanner: [Describing the invasion] West Coast. East Coast. Down here is Mexico. First wave of the attack came in disguised as commercial charter flights same way they did in Afghanistan in '80. Only they were crack Airborne outfits. Now they took these passes in the Rockies.

                Jed Eckert: So that's what hit Calumet.

                Col. Andy Tanner: I guess so. They coordinated with selective nuke strikes and the missiles were a helluva lot more accurate than we thought. They took out the silos here in the Dakotas, key points of communication.

                Darryl Bates: Like what?

                Col. Andy Tanner: Oh, like Omaha, Washington, Kansas City.

                Darryl Bates: Gone?"

                1. GILMORE   11 years ago

                  Cuban. Paratroopers. In winter clothing.

                  I think Invasion U.S.A.. was, by contrast, on par with Operation Overlord in its strategic and operational-level planning-detail.

                  Which was, 'uh, come over the beach in Florida, then drive through suburban neighborhoods and shoot houses with rockets'

                  It MAKES MORE SENSE.

              3. Redmanfms   11 years ago

                They weren't Cuban Paratroopers, they were Soviet. The Cuban and Nicaugarwhatever armies came up through Mexico.

                If you watched the title cards the idea actually does make sense as most of Central America had fallen to Cuban-backed Communists (which, given the time, was entirely possible).

                The Original Red Dawn wasn't as utterly ridiculous as it seems now.

                1. GILMORE   11 years ago

                  Ah. I see. the Cuban blitzkrieg passed through Arizona and New Mexico in a lightning pincer attack...to capture the key-strategic location of....

                  colorado.

                  "The Original Red Dawn wasn't as utterly ridiculous as it seems now."

                  right.

                  You'd probably do a better job of convincing me if you argued that "they weren't Cubans = they were a million-man Cyborg army created by the Chinese..."

                  1. Res ipsa loquitur   11 years ago

                    Obviously...duh

          2. The DerpRider   11 years ago

            The movie really sucks because I didn't make the cut as an extra.

      2. LynchPin1477   11 years ago

        Crumbling infrastructure, limited use of electricity, minimal legal-market economic activity...hell, the Norks would feel right at home in Detroit.

      3. Libertarian   11 years ago

        Your screed would be much funnier without all those "L"s. Especially Buffarro.

  14. Kaptious Kristen   11 years ago

    I welcome our new Nork overlords! All hail!

  15. Tman   11 years ago

    36000 Americans died in Korea defending Korea from Communism.

    Paramount should go fuck themselves.

    1. Libertarian   11 years ago

      They don't call it the forgotten war for nothing.

  16. Drake   11 years ago

    Fucking pussies.

    1. kinnath   11 years ago

      Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

      1. Almanian!   11 years ago

        BUT DICKS CAN ALSO FUCK ASSHOLES...

        1. Eggs Benedict Cumberbund   11 years ago

          Assholes who just want to shit on everything

          Pussies may think they can deal with Assholes their way

          But the only thing that can fuck an Asshole is a Dick

    2. Faceless Commenter   11 years ago

      They ought to add that to the lyrics of Team America.

      Pussies!
      FUCK YEAH!

  17. Libertarian   11 years ago

    You know, every time I think the south park guys have overdone it with their satire, reality proves me wrong. Where will this madness end??? WILL SONY NOW HACK NETFLIX IN ORDER TO PREVENT STREAMING "TEAM AMERCIA"?

    1. Rhywun   11 years ago

      Well, at least next week's episode of South Park has written itself (again).

      1. faeriemama   11 years ago

        Sure has! Lol

  18. Paul.   11 years ago

    Cleveland and Atlanta

    You know what they say: As Cleveland goes, so goes America.

    1. Swiss Servator, Winter kommt!   11 years ago

      I thought it was "As Warty decides, Cleveland goes"?

      1. Paul.   11 years ago

        You know, that incident where the women were kidnapped and trapped in a basement for over a decade happened in Cleveland. Was it ever established that there was an accomplice?

        1. Swiss Servator, Winter kommt!   11 years ago

          Couldn't have been Warty - they were still alive.

          1. Paul.   11 years ago

            Oh right, like Warty is perfect.

          2. Paul.   11 years ago

            Let me put it this way, Warty puts on his assless chaps one leg at a time just like everyone else...

            1. fish   11 years ago

              Yeah but you omit a crucial aspect of this whole assless chaps affair.....his are made from human skin!!

          3. Rhywun   11 years ago

            Dead giveaway...

  19. roystgnr   11 years ago

    Huh. It's typically a criminal act to pay terrorists in response to blackmail, but I guess this means bartering with them is still legal?

  20. Libertarian   11 years ago

    With the usual caveat that this movie is private property, etc. etc. etc. Sony's actions are only going to show that getting the bomb means wielding power -- much as the US's tendency to bomb non nuke countries willy nilly shows that the bomb means security.

  21. Bardas Phocas   11 years ago

    Does anyone remember the violence and protests over the 'Last Temptation of Christ'? [William Defoe as Jesus!]
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/
    That was when film makers were brave. Not always talented (the movie sucks) but they didn't nuckle under like pussies.

    1. Kaptious Kristen   11 years ago

      The book was pretty cool, though. Kind of Faulkner-esque stream of consciousness. Like Kazantzakis wrote it high on acid.

    2. airforce   11 years ago

      Hollywood is real brave, when it comes to making movies mocking Christians or Republicans. When it comes to a real, bloodthirsty tyrant, they're nothing but a bunch of pansies.

      1. Libertarian   11 years ago

        Right on. Instapundit said yesterday that we need to start persecuting commies again, because that's the only time Hollywood gets serious about free speech.

        1. Bardas Phocas   11 years ago

          The sad thing is, it took them 15-20 years to grow the balls to protest the commie panic.

          They are sad little people with good hair.

      2. Faceless Commenter   11 years ago

        The Oscars next year are going to be epically weird. Assuming the Norks don't order them canceled.

        1. Thomas O.   11 years ago

          I don't care how bad The Interview might be, maybe nominating it for Best Picture could send a giant FYTW to North Korea.

  22. R C Dean   11 years ago

    I'm not planning to watch Team America (again), but I will probably Netflix it while I do something else just to run up the numbers.

  23. John Titor   11 years ago

    If you scrap the 'Fireworks' background music, that's a pretty metal way to die.

  24. The DerpRider   11 years ago

    Pussies.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdi_kASSsJs#t=87

    1. The DerpRider   11 years ago

      Meh. Tried linking to the 1:30 mark for the bunch of pussies line.

  25. Brian   11 years ago

    Can't someone just hack Sony and put The Interview out on a torrent?

    That would be perfect.

    1. faeriemama   11 years ago

      Yes!!!

    2. bassjoe   11 years ago

      Well, if Sony Pictures' entire computer system was actually deleted in the hack (as was reported), that may be impossible.

      Ironically.

      1. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        Kinda like going into Best Buy and typing "format c:" in a DOS prompt back in the day.

      2. Invisible Finger   11 years ago

        *IRS asking Sony to host its email

      3. Faceless Commenter   11 years ago

        I find it hard to believe there's not a single digital copy of The Interview, though.

        1. Thomas O.   11 years ago

          Whatever happened to Operation DVD Drop guy? Was he waiting for the official DVD releases or did he have a bunch of pirated copies already?

  26. PapayaSF   11 years ago

    If Obama had balls, he'd schedule a White House showing of a double bill of The Interview and Team America. But his foreign policy consists of appeasing enemies and pissing off friends.

    1. Mike M.   11 years ago

      If it was a movie where the protagonists' mission was to kill the head of the TEA Party, Obama would probably pass a "Memorandum" ordering it to be shown on every screen in the country for the next two years.

  27. Troy muy grande boner   11 years ago

    Damn America, are you running for the biggest pussy in the galaxy or something?

  28. Mike M.   11 years ago

    I am partially sympathetic to Sony's decision to pull The Interview from theaters.

    Of course you are. What a shocker.

  29. faeriemama   11 years ago

    Well, who has two thumbs and is watching Team America: World Police on Netflix when the kids are in bed? This woman!

  30. american socialist   11 years ago

    I love that movie! Maybe they should show it and then Fahrenheit 9/11 for how hard and soft totalitarianism/militarism works.

    1. JWatts   11 years ago

      "am socialist - I love that movie! "

      I hate to break it to you, but Team America wasn't pre-Socialist.

      1. Beezard   11 years ago

        "We were attacked by a giant socialist weasel"

      2. american socialist   11 years ago

        Don't care. I don't go to a movie because of its politics. I don't give a shit what Matt stone thinks of Michael Moore and neither should you.

  31. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

    I have to ask: Were there any threats of violence directed at theaters showing The Interview?

    I can't recall seeing that actually reported, but I think I heard someone on TV mention it.

    If so, I "get" why theater chains would say no to it. Not that I like the situation or think they are necessarily making the right call, but I would imagine that no theater chain would risk the liability if someone actually pulled of any kind of attack at any theater that was running it.

    Just look at what Cinemark is going through with the Aurora shooting.

    Again, for the record, I'm not advocating the path the companies have taken, but given the state of business affairs in modern America, and the general lack of resolve and failure to think beyond "either/or" scenarios, I think I understand.

    If, however, this was simply a case of, "Eh, let's not piss off NorKor", then every company involved deserves every consequence coming down the pipe.

  32. GregMax   11 years ago

    Who gives a shit?
    Get a life people. . .

  33. James Anderson Merritt   11 years ago

    This whole cluster-frack reminds me of the brouhaha surrounding the cartoons of Mohamed a few years back. Afterward, shame was heaped on the media that would not run the cartoons, and I remember seeing published wishes, expressing hope that media would grow some stones and not cave "the next time." Well, folks, the next time has arrived, and behold the media, still caving.

    Apparently, unlike the terrorists of the middle east, the cyberterrorists really DO hate us for our freedoms, at least freedom of speech and the press. Sony and Paramount would be better off to "leak" "Interview" and "Team America" bundles, including commercial sponsorship blocks if they wanted to make a buck on the deal, to the online pirates for promiscuous distribution around the world. Then we can all mock North Korea in the privacy of our own homes and places of work.

    1. JParker   11 years ago

      This seems the appropriate point to give kudos to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for having successfully shown both images of Mohammed (on South Park "Super Best Friends") and the death of the (then) South Korean leader (in Team America).

      They deserve the Medal of Freedom for their bravery and integrity!

      1. Eggs Benedict Cumberbund   11 years ago

        Kim was really an alien cockroach who escaped in a tiny space ship. So they didn't really kill him just his human host...

      2. Eggs Benedict Cumberbund   11 years ago

        Kim was really an alien cockroach who escaped in a tiny space ship. So they didn't really kill him just his human host...

  34. John Galt   11 years ago

    Who are the world's biggest pussies? We are!

  35. Sevo   11 years ago

    We'll show 'em! We'll boycott Nork products!

  36. american socialist   11 years ago

    As some of you know I'm a numbers person. Thus, I'm curious if anyone knows which regime has killed more people over the last 20 years-- people killed through starvation caused by Stalinist central planning in NK or people killed by U.S. militarism in the Middle East. I honestly don't know so post sources if you've got them.

    1. VG Zaytsev   11 years ago

      As some of you know I'm a numbers person.

      Well, zero is a number, so sure.

    2. Brian   11 years ago

      So, I guess you're more of a numbers person than a google person.

      1. american socialist   11 years ago

        Maybe I'm also a rhetorical question person.

        1. Brian   11 years ago

          Ah, rhetorical questions: primary tools of the passive aggressive.

          Google "rhetorical question passive aggressive". You'll get some good links that way.

    3. pogi   11 years ago

      Sure you are, MATT DAMON, sure you are...

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  38. d_c   11 years ago

    Mainland China has had influence in the film industry as well.
    More than a few screenplays have been rewritten to remove the Chinese as villains to be replaced with perennial bad guys - North Korea.

    Netflix is still streaming Team America.
    I'm watching the Bridges at Toko Ri...

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  40. DarrenM   11 years ago

    Did they provide the disclaimer that no cockroaches were harmed??

  41. zacharybaughandes   11 years ago

    I looked at the paycheck that said $4961 , I accept ...that...my neighbours mother woz like they say actually making money part-time on there computar. . there dads buddy haz done this for under twelve months and just cleared the loans on their house and purchased a brand new Nissan GT-R: .
    try this site and free register --------- http://www.jobsfish.com

  42. maryhsharber   11 years ago

    my roomate's ex-wife makes $60 /hr on the computer . She has been unemployed for 7 months but last month her payment was $12996 just working on the computer for a few hours. read the full info here .......
    ???????? http://www.paygazette.com

  43. Frank Lee Rio   11 years ago

    My nomination for the most underrated movie in history. Profound and funny.

  44. Almanian!   11 years ago

    Where do "ass hats" fit in to fashion? Been hearing a lot about those lately.

  45. blcartwright   11 years ago

    made in my hometown! my future brother-in-law is a snot nosed kid behind the glass

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