Man Arrested for Holding a Banana


Not only is it not polite to point, it may get you a criminal record. Mesa County, Colorado, resident Nathan Channing, 27, was recently arrested for holding a banana, which police mistook for a gun, and allegedly pointing it at them.
From CBS Denver:
Channing told deputies he was doing a trial run for a YouTube video. "It's a banana!" Channing shouted as deputies drew their guns.
Still, deputies approached the fruit with caution. There were no cameras in the vicinity to suggest a YouTube video, they said.
"A lot of time it's how someone behaves and treats an object, depends on whether or not that object is actually dangerous or is a weapon," a sheriff's office spokesman said. He said the banana could have been a firearm in disguise.
"It this case, it turned out to just be a banana," he noted.
Shocking! What with the massive prevalence of faux-fruit firearms out there and all..
Though Channing initially faced two felony menacing charges, the DA's office has oh-so-magnanimously decided to lessen the charge to obstructing a peace officer, a misdemeanor. "I decided while Mr. Channing's conduct was felony stupid, it didn't really deserve a felony charge," Mesa County District Attorney Pete Hautzinger told KREX.
(Obligatory note of approval/mild surprise that, hey, at least Channing wasn't shot.)
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How did he obstruct a cop, here?
The cop over-reacted to the guy's actions, taking off his *real* duties - therefore its this guy's fault the cop freaked out.
Though I don't think the cop freaked out, I think this was a calculated 'show of force' on the officer's part against a 'civilian' who didn't show sufficient fear of him.
Exactly. The cop was triggered. Our Warriors in Blue are also SJWs. Who knew?
SJW?
Obligatory.
Upon rewatching this sketch, it's amazing how spot-on appropriate it is (in mocking the police inadvertently).
Equally obligatory
You did not equate Mrs. Doubtfire with Monty Python.
You are correct.
I equated the absurdity of a fruit being used as a deadly weapon with a comedy sketch from a movie that fails to reach Monty Python level humour.
There's a guy in France who makes youtube videos of him trolling the local cops.
I think the best one was when he dressed up in a giant butterfly costume and tried to catch the cops in a man-sized fish net while they were walking down the street writing parking tickets.
What the French consider performance art we would consider a death wish.
Oh, there are a few times when he gets tackled and the cops start trying to get a few punches and kicks in, but then they realize there's a guy with a camera.
I'll post it tonight if I can find it again.
See below. Definitely what you were talking about.
Remi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm9XNyERe6Q
How was a picture from this bit not included with this post? Be ashamed Reason. Be very ashamed.
Mr. Channing's conduct was felony stupid
Okay. Would you now care to take a stab at characterizing the conduct of the two cops?
"Mr. Channing's conduct was felony stupid"
.. but not prosecuting is not my job; I'm a prosecutor. So Obstucting a Police Officer. Prosecutors got to prosecute.
Nuremberg level stupidity.
The cops were so stupid that the deserve to be tried before the International Court of Stupidity in the Hauge.
Too bad you can't sue for stupidly.
Did you know a watermelon is a WMD? Don't even thing of waving a chilly pepper
Maybe the cops thought he was holding Hand Banana and were worried about getting raped.
I was thinking they might be British and just concerned about the new anti-porn laws.
What about cherries?
Red AND black?
"It this case, it turned out to just be a banana," he noted.
Even Freud is spinning in his grave.
I bet he wasn't glad to see them.
Still, deputies approached the fruit with caution.
They don't make editors like they used to.
How can they not feel like complete idiots while typing up the paper work for this incident?
If I ever find myself in that situation, I would think that would make me start to re-think my life.
The tip of the banana was BROWN. The officer feared for his life because of the furtive movements.
I think this stuff is prefilled on the police report forms to save time. You don't want government employees wasting more time, do you?
I googled "police report generator" hoping to find a joke site.
The first site looks like a legit software package. But I did a triple-take because of the acronymn: ALIER (pronounced A LIAR). If it's a hoax it's a pretty good hoax.
http://www.aleir.com/
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANANA GUN!
"I decided while Mr. Channing's conduct was felony stupid..."
I don't mean to parse Mesa County District Attorney Pete Hautzinger's words too much but there is whopping difference, when comes to the rest of your life, with being convicted of, or even being charged with, a felony versus a misdemeanor.
In the cops' defense, there was no orange tip on the banana.
Why is everyone pretending they didn't see this story at HyR and 20 other places last week?
Getting used to it.
They'll post 20 stories at once that no has time to read so then they have repost them.
Every cop in America who is not a helpless drooling cowardly imbecile (quite possibly numbering in the dozens) should be heckling these two pathetic clowns mercilessly, but they're not. The law enforcement culture is irretrievably broken.
"I decided while Mr. Channing's conduct was felony stupid, it didn't really deserve a felony charge," Mesa County District Attorney Pete Hautzinger told KREX.
It's felony stupid all the way down.
Couldn't he have just told them that he was a European soccer fan going to a Ghana match?
+1 macaca
Clearly it was an Assault Banana.
Obligatory note of approval/mild surprise that, hey, at least Channing wasn't shot.
Nor was a 16 ton weight dropped on him, or a tiger released at him.
It was just a banana, not raspberries!.
Jeez, don't you people know anything about assault weapons (as opposed to weapons which cannot be used to assault)? The cops obviously thought they were seeing a gun with a banana clip.
The guy was pointing his "banana" at people in public without their enthusiastic consent. The police were obviously right to arrest the young rapist.
Obligatory note of approval/mild surprise that, hey, at least Channing wasn't shot.
Fortunately he wasn't brandishing a pointed stick.
If he had a pineapple...would he have been charged with having a grenade and have been taken down by the bomb squad??
when i was in the military i stood watch out in AFG, around the corner of a dumpster i was patrolling near i met my first camel spider, it hissed at me and crouched back looking like it was going to jump, i then emptied my pistol of all 15 9mm rounds sending it back to the depths of hell from whence it came. security alerts across the base went off, and a marine detachment came out to secure my position, my only explanation was "giant spiders" that day forth i was ridiculed mercilessly with fake spiders.
these guys deserve worse
The fact that there are any charges at all against Channing shows that Mesa County District Attorney Pete Hautzinger is a worthless bag of shit who should be fired for abusing his position.