Friday Funnies: Trick or Treat

Henry Payne | 10.31.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

Silly midget Obama. That candy is for the poor guy's base.
1. Ted S. 11 years ago
  
  I thought the candy was all for Michelle.
  1. Cdr Lytton 11 years ago
    
    Only in the sense that she's confiscating it. And replacing it with fresh apples. Because they're so tasty and good for you. Who ever had a problem with getting fresh apples from trick or treating?
    1. Redmanfms 11 years ago
      
      Who ever had a problem with getting fresh apples from trick or treating?
      
      The kids in the '70s who'd egg you car and TP your house.
      
      And the parents in the '80s-present afraid of razor blades.
      1. Almanian! 11 years ago
        
        Yeah, this. Also, the fuckers who'd drop a couple pennies in the bag. Those usually ended up wedged in their door to prevent it from opening in the event of fire. Like a bag of dog shit on fire in front of same door.
        
        sasob 11 years ago
        
        We'd keep the pennies back when I was a kid - you could actually buy something with them in those days.
    2. Knarf Yenrab! 11 years ago
      
      Speaking as someone with a tree full of apples that have not been treated with pesticides in any way, fresh apples are not fresh even before the squirrels descend en masse to take a single bite out of each one.
Steve G 11 years ago

Why's that kid in blackface?
1. Ted S. 11 years ago
  
  He's an Arizona State alumnus?
  1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc? 11 years ago
    
    Nice.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

If he doesn't get a treat, what's his trick? The family dog gets killed by a drone?
1. some guy 11 years ago
  
  No, the dog will be the only survivor.
  1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
    
    Until the cops arrive to document the explosion.
2. Rich 11 years ago
  
  *slap!* and *boo!*
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    *slap!* and where's my damn candy
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      Here ya go.
      
      Sorry, I ate most the of the Snickers.
      1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
        
        No Hersheys? Thank fuck for that
        
        Redmanfms 11 years ago
        
        No Hersheys? Thank fuck for that
        
        Die Commie!!!!!!
        
        Rich 11 years ago
        
        Wow, you're especially feisty today, ifh.
        
        Swiss Servator, spare a franc? 11 years ago
        
        *Berlin Airlift style parachutes a case of Hershey's Bars to ifh*
        
        invisible furry hand 11 years ago
        
        No, you're right, I'm crazy not to love that sour milk taste
        
        Almanian! 11 years ago
        
        Just for good measure
        
        *slap* and
        
        *SLAP* again!
  2. Svenster 11 years ago
    
    Boo? I always knew you were a racist!
3. Redmanfms 11 years ago
  
  Do you find it insulting that I read all your posts in the voice of Rebel Wilson?
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    Not wild about her, and I sound more like Cate Blanchett's accent, but I do like her name. Her siblings are called Liberty, Ryot and Annachi, BTW
    1. Almanian! 11 years ago
      
      So, because your voice is like CB's, I'm automatically assuming you stole her look, too.
      
      But are you "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the "Crystal Skull" Commie Dyke Cate Blancjett, or "Hanna" Western Intelligence Nazi Would Be Child Killer Cate Blanchett?
      
      Cause I know you ain't "Elizabeth" Cate Blanchett...
      1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
        
        Afraid that's my only resemblance. I certainly don't think drinking chlorophyll does you any damn good
some guy 11 years ago

You know, Payne, it is election season. Instead of just writing "Democrats" on the guy's door you could have put some "vote Democrat" signs in his yard or something. You know.. if you wanted to reduce your label usage.
1. Ted S. 11 years ago
  
  I don't think they have yards on Martha's Vineyard, only sand dunes.
  1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
    
    Can we dredge Martha's Vineyard until the island goes away, since sea level rise isn't doing it for us?
2. Merrill Hess 11 years ago
  
  Payne is not a master of subtlety.
Roger the Shrubber 11 years ago

Ouch. What a Payne.
Rich 11 years ago

That *can't* be a Democrat -- There's an assault weapon propped up against his wall.
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  I'm not seeing it.
  1. Rich 11 years ago
    
    On the left, just inside the door. It's *obvious*!
    1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
      
      I'm only seeing a small vanity.
      1. Rich 11 years ago
        
        The "vanity" is the weapon. The trigger is just out of the picture.
        
        Almanian! 11 years ago
        
        Thanks for the Trigger Warning&153;.
        
        Also, *slap* and
        
        *SLAP* aagain, to you, too, for good measure.
        
        And good DAY sir.
        
        Almanian! 11 years ago
        
        html PWND!
Will4Freedom 11 years ago

Obama looks taller on TV.
Jerryskids 11 years ago

Around here, I've seen or heard several stories warning parents to check the sex offender registry before sending the kiddies out trick or treating. The Channel 11 news mentioned that Georgia sex offenders are under a dusk-to-dawn curfew, no outside lights or Halloween decorations allowed, and that some sex offenders have been ordered to an undisclosed location for monitoring. Maybe we got lucky and that's a registered sex offender who's putting Ebola viruses in kids candy or whatever the hell the latest terror threat is.
Lord Humungus 11 years ago

soooo racist.
Cdr Lytton 11 years ago

Child's Play 19: Chuckie's President
sasob 11 years ago

Put some rocks in his bag.
Cdr Lytton 11 years ago

DeMocRatS- aha! Payne's in league with those rethuglivans and their subliminal rats ads.
Almanian! 11 years ago

RACIST much, Payne?

Other than the obvious othering of the colored kid, it makes no sense. horrid, therefore, perfect.

Rich and ifh - *SLAP*

Everyone - Happy Hallowfuckinweiner Friday, Reasonoids dressed up like sexy Amanda Marcotte. Fuck you all, and I hope your candy is poisoned and filled with rusty razor blades and needles.

Also, fried chicken
1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. Almanian! 11 years ago
    
    ow!
    
    *slaps Rich and ifh like Larry and Curly on the Three Stooges*
2. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  Everyone - Happy Hallowfuckinweiner Friday, Reasonoids dressed up like sexy Amanda Marcotte. Fuck you all, and I hope your candy is poisoned and filled with rusty razor blades and needles.
  
  Also, fried chicken
  
  But wouldn't finding candy filled with fried chicken be rather the opposite of finding candy filled with rusty razor blade or needles?
3. antisocial-ist 11 years ago
  
  Happy Halloween. *SLAP*
Merrill Hess 11 years ago

Several people are misunderstanding the cartoon. It's not supposed to be Obama himself, it's a kid dressed as Obama.
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  If that's the case - where's the parental supervision? The democrats will call the cops on a lone kid wandering the streets, "For the childrunz!"
  
  It has to be Obama himself.
2. lap83 11 years ago
  
  I thought it was the ghost of Halloween future
3. Vincent Milburn 11 years ago
  
  I think it's young Michael Myers.
Wasteland Wanderer 11 years ago

AHHH!!! ZOMBIE GARY COLEMAN!
1. Cdr Lytton 11 years ago
  
  Out for revenge against Mr Horton.
Bobarian (Mr. Xtreme) 11 years ago

Where the fuck are the LABELZ!?!

Am I supposed to just infer that penis face is afraid of black people?

And is that a target on the little one's chest? Did Palin have something to do with this?
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