This may be the strangest porn-prosecution story I've ever seen. According to The Independent,
Kellogg's
A bus driver wrongly accused of owning a film of a woman having sex with a tiger is trying to change the law on extreme pornography after a 14-month campaign to clear his name.
Andrew Holland, 51, suffered a heart attack, received hate mail and was targeted by vigilantes after being charged with possessing two videos that he was sent by friends as a joke.
After more than six months on bail, the charge of possession of an extreme pornographic image was dropped in December 2009 when prosecutors realised that the "animal" was a man dressed up in a tiger suit.
The Crown Prosecution Service said it only recognised that it was a man when the tiger was heard on the soundtrack saying "that's grrrrrrreat", like Tony the Tiger from Frosties' breakfast cereal adverts.
The other video, called The Pain Olympics, is described in The News Statesman as a "clip depicting simulated damage to a man's genitals." The Independent reports that it was made with "prosthetics, cocktail sausages and ketchup."
The U.K.'s law banning possession of "extreme pornography" was passed in 2008. According to The Independent, it
has resulted in more than 5,500 prosecutions, the majority for clips of bestiality. Ministers had predicted that there would be just 30 cases a year.
Under the law, a person can be prosecuted for possession of a pornographic image labelled "extreme" if it shows necrophilia or bestiality, threatens someone's life or could cause serious injury to anus, breasts or genitals. In addition, the law applies to "grossly offensive" or "disgusting" images—a highly subjective test.
Bestiality itself has been illegal in the United Kingdom for ages—and even if it hadn't been explicitly prohibited, the producers of bestiality videos could probably be prosecuted under the statutes governing animal cruelty. This law was aimed at people who merely possess such movies, even if they did not purchase the videos and thus cannot be said to be creating a financial incentive to produce more of them. Indeed, as Holland's prosecution shows, the law can be wielded against people who merely receive clips in unsolicited emails. It's hard to defend that, and it's even harder when the ban is enforced by officials who can't tell a real beast from a furry doing Tony the Tiger cosplay.
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What about zombie porn? Or erotic Vampire stories? We are coming up on Pumpkin Day, aren't we? How many sexy vampires are going to get in trouble?
Would that count and get you thrown in jail? If "prosthetics, cocktail sausages and ketchup" can get you in trouble, what about a well-thought-out zombie costume?
Of course, that leads to all that Twilight fanfic. If I understand correctly, one is a werewolf, one is a vampire. Is that two counts of "extreme" if one were to write erotic fan fic? (And doesn't that incriminate about Fifty Shades of Grey, since it started as Twilight fanfic?)
So if I'm reading this correctly, it's an incentive for people to create fake email accounts and anonymously send bestiality/necrophilia/mutilation porn to politicians they don't like and then report them.
OK, so I laughed
Me too.
Reading this makes me realize that Britain sucks, BTW.
It took you this long?
In just another, new way...other than gun restrictions, hate speech, having a monarch, statist health system, bad teeth, etc., etc.
Between the awesome dental care in the UK, and years of cocaine use, Joe Strummer was the poster boy for British Teeth.
Oh, alt-text...WIN!
"has resulted in more than 5,500 prosecutions"
That's 5,500 more serfs you can force to play along with the agenda. Or else.
"Extreme Pornography"
Or the American version: The XXX Games.
I eagerly await the video with Dig'Em Frog smacking a chick on the ass.
Cap'n Crunch's Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
Don't even get me started on where the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee puts his stinger.
Two Cuckoo Birds one bowl of Cocoa Puffs?
Aren't we supposed to work ursine rape in somehow?
Honey Bear Gets His Rape On
And do we really want to follow where Toucan Sam's nose goes?
I'll never forget the *snap, crackle, pop* noise I heard on that genital mutilation video.
Frankenberry's wound penetration porn is really going too far though.
And that post will kill the mood.
That really made me want to slap my wife's ass. Too bad she's probably fucking the neighbor, or getting raped.
And in the down low category:
"Follow your nose! For the fruity taste that shows!"
Well, Mr. Britain, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel...
*holiday applause*
And a tip of the hat to Mr. Ravenscroft...
Just the tip?
, threatens someone's life or could cause serious injury to anus, breasts or genitals.
Good to know pics of my dick are illegal in the UK.
STEVE SMITH and Warty have ban orders from the Ministry of Interior as well.
What about zombie porn? Or erotic Vampire stories? We are coming up on Pumpkin Day, aren't we? How many sexy vampires are going to get in trouble?
Would that count and get you thrown in jail? If "prosthetics, cocktail sausages and ketchup" can get you in trouble, what about a well-thought-out zombie costume?
Of course, that leads to all that Twilight fanfic. If I understand correctly, one is a werewolf, one is a vampire. Is that two counts of "extreme" if one were to write erotic fan fic? (And doesn't that incriminate about Fifty Shades of Grey, since it started as Twilight fanfic?)
Thank Christ these assholes don't run half the world anymore.
We have plenty of assholes here of our own and they are constantly grasping for more power.
I question whether you're speaking of America or H&R.
One is a microcosm of the other!
The British really are the anti-Germans.
Wait till you see my video with the Lucky Charms Leprechaun...
Put that in your tank, huh?
So if I'm reading this correctly, it's an incentive for people to create fake email accounts and anonymously send bestiality/necrophilia/mutilation porn to politicians they don't like and then report them.
Sounds like a good plan to me.