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A.M. Links: Cuomo Eases NY Ebola Restrictions, Bushes Preparing for Jeb Run, Philly Seized 5 UberX Cars After Surprise Launch

Ed Krayewski | 10.27.2014 9:00 AM

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    New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has backed off some of his quarantine restrictions for doctors and others who may have been exposed to Ebola. The state will also reimburse quarantined individuals for lost pay if their jobs don't (and why would they if they know NY's gonna?). The White House criticized Cuomo's restrictions, as well as those of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, as too restrictive.

  • The Bush clan is preparing for Jeb Bush to run for president.
  • Uber unexpectedly launched UberX in Philadelphia this weekend; the city responded by seizing at least five cars after having parking authority employees call in rides.
  • Staffers at NYC TV are complaining that New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is treating the government-owned channel like his own personal campaign media arm.
  • Police in Canada say the Ottawa gunman was motivated by ideology and politics to commit a terrorist act; his mother wrote an open letter over the weekend blaming mental illness and insisting her son wanted to go to Saudi Arabia to study Islam not Syria to fight with rebels.
  • Voters in Brazil re-elected Dilma Rousseff president by the narrowest margin in three decades.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Uber unexpectedly launched UberX in Philadelphia this weekend; the city responded by seizing at least five cars after having parking authority employees call in rides.

    You know who else wanted all the Ubers for themselves?

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Hello.

      Hans and Franz?

    2. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

      Heavy Weapons Guy?

      /TF2

      1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

        "I have never met anyone who could outsmart booolit."

        /HWG

        1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

          My favorite line!

    3. Slammer   11 years ago

      There should be a betting pool on gov't private car seizures. What's the Uber/Unter?

      1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

        Dreizehn

      2. Almanian!   11 years ago

        + ein

    4. Protagoronus   11 years ago

      An Uber driver told me the police did this in Orlando, then Uber used the city credit cards (on file to book the rides) to pay the fines and towing fees.

      I cannot confirm this with any links, so it is probably a pretty funny urban legend.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    ...his mother wrote an open letter over the weekend blaming mental illness and insisting her son wanted to go to Saudi Arabia to study Islam not Syria to fight with rebels.

    The first I believe; the second, the facts don't seem to support.

  3. Mike M.   11 years ago

    The Bush clan is preparing for Jeb Bush to run for president.

    Fuck you, Bush clan. Seriously, have some decency and just go away forever and leave this poor country alone.

    1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      And the GOP primary dipsh**s will vote for the f***er.

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        This is H&R. You're welcome to use naughty language.

        Or are you trying to suck up to Postrel? 😉

        1. Rich   11 years ago

          You're welcome to use naughty language.

          As long as it's civil and on-topic.

          1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

            "fornicate off, involuntary servituders!"

          2. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

            Fuck you, cut spending.

            1. Almanian!   11 years ago

              No, fuck you - YOU cut spending.

              /unclear on the concept

    2. Idle Hands   11 years ago

      If Bush just leaves this country it would lead to thousands of laid off Brazilian waxers and lazer removal technicians.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        On the one hand, I don't want another Bush. On the other hand, the possibility of a DerpBook meltdown over a headline like "President Bush signs repeal of ObamaCare" (as if he would) would be worth it.

        1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

          You can't have your bush and eat it too.

          1. Rasilio   11 years ago

            That's of, I don't like picking hairs out of my teeth

        2. Rich   11 years ago

          "President Bush signs repeal of ObamaCare"

          "And Resigns"

          1. db   11 years ago

            If only politicians would take up the "mic-drop resignation" as a common tactic following a major policy change.

        3. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

          Yeah, I hope he at least runs for the derptainment.

    3. This Machine Kills MUH ROADZ   11 years ago

      Ugh. If Bush gets the nomination, I'll vote Warren or Hilary or whoever opposes him. If the country's going over the cliff, it might as well happen the fastest way possible.

      1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

        I couldn't go that far but I would tell every pollster that I did, and that was the reason why. There is no way I could ever pull the lever for Warren. The only way I could ever even consider a vote for Hillary is if it was between her or Santorum/Graham ticket.

    4. Scarecrow Repair   11 years ago

      And before the Clintons have even had a chance to even the score. How gauche!

  4. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOO! Bush again!

    1. Roger the Shrubber   11 years ago

      The country will need someone to blame for the failure of Obamacare, and the Dem's already have their signs printed. Just think of the savings. BOOOOOOOSH!

  5. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The White House criticized Cuomo's restrictions, as well as those of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, as too restrictive.

    I wonder if the White House's science advisors are the same as their economic advisors. I mean, Valerie is back...

    1. Drake   11 years ago

      Somebody there is really trying to project an air of incompetence - and succeeding.

    2. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      Hey. Don't you dare criticize the party of science!

    3. Rich   11 years ago

      Officials said that policy will be ready in days and that the government would urge all states to follow it.

      Hmm. Let's see what that policy actually *is* before the "urging" part kicks in.

      1. Bee Tagger   11 years ago

        you don't have to know what it is to know it's going to be awesome.

      2. Doctor Whom   11 years ago

        They have to urge all states to follow it to find out what's in it.

      3. Ted S.   11 years ago

        The policy will be ready on Nov. 5.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Staffers at NYC TV are complaining that New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is treating the government-owned channel like his own personal campaign media arm.

    Wait, isn't de Blasio a Democrat?

    1. This Machine Kills MUH ROADZ   11 years ago

      Taking notes from Chavez, huh? Can't say it surprises me.

    2. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      Public TV is purely non-partisan, you insensitive teabagger!

  7. Dweebston   11 years ago

    his mother wrote an open letter over the weekend blaming mental illness and insisting her son wanted to go to Saudi Arabia to study Islam not Syria to fight with rebels.

    If this is a man who simply wants to study Islam, imagine what a man willing to fight for it might do.

  8. sarcasmic   11 years ago

    Man shoots 400-pound bear dead after it broke into his house for the second night in a row - but now he faces charges

    Victor Peters called 911 on Tuesday evening after the bear entered his glassed-in porch by smashing out the windows to get dog food
    Peters removed the dog food from his porch, but the bear returned on Wednesday evening
    When the bear ignored his yells and kept approaching, Peters said he shot the bear in the head from a distance of 10 feet
    It is illegal to kill bears in Florida

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....house.html

    1. Brett L   11 years ago

      It is illegal to kill bears in Florida

      What about twinks? Are they also protected?

      1. Entropy Void   11 years ago

        Only in South Beach.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Is it illegal for bears to kill people in Florida?

      Just wondering.

      1. Florida Man   11 years ago

        It is illegal to hunt them since 1971.

      2. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        A well-terrorized populace, being necessary for the existence of a police state, the right of criminals to assault victims shall not be infringed.

    3. This Machine Kills MUH ROADZ   11 years ago

      .... Peters said he shot the bear in the head from a distance of 10 feet...

      Christ minerva, 10 feet? That takes some testicular fortitude.

    4. Zeb   11 years ago

      So the castle doctrine doesn't apply to bears?

      1. Almanian!   11 years ago

        Damned furries are winning the day.

        GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED, DIRTY APE SON OF URSUS!

    5. Raston Bot   11 years ago

      the black bear population is out of control because of these absurd restrictions. even the 1 or 2-bear bag limits and short seasons are too limiting.

      it's going to take a black bear eating children on a field trip in the DC suburbs for this to change.

      1. LysanderSpoonman   11 years ago

        DC suburbs or maybe Ferguson. Of course a polar bear would get Sharpton down there quicker.

      2. Zeb   11 years ago

        Fortunately black bear attacks are extremely rare. In more populated areas like this you are going to need to shoot those that get too comfortable around people.

    6. Raston Bot   11 years ago

      I RTA but didn't WTV, did he say what he used?

    7. Jerms   11 years ago

      The bear was just looking to but some skittles.

      1. Jerms   11 years ago

        Buy

      2. Almanian!   11 years ago

        If I had a son...wait, I do have a son. He doesn't look like a bear.

        Never mind...

    8. Outlaw   11 years ago

      http://www.wftv.com/news/news/.....ice/nhqkL/

      The FWC is going to give it to a prosecutor to decide but their own agents think he did the right thing. This is just a process they go through.

      But yes, it should not be illegal to kill these things. Stand your ground laws should apply to animals as well.

  9. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    "his mother wrote an open letter over the weekend blaming mental illness and insisting her son wanted to go to Saudi Arabia to study Islam not Syria to fight with rebels."

    Relevant. Don Cherry's impassioned plea and tribute to Cirillo and Vincent. Great viewing. Grapes is the PM of our hearts!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nva1gqzKusM

    1. KDN   11 years ago

      I initially read that as "tribute to Carcillo" and barely questioned it because of course Don Cherry would love that prick.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        Cherry is hardest on goons and punks. He praises the old world fighter with honor. He's not that big on the Carcillo's and Marchand's of the world. He accepts fighting in hockey but not the bs antics of Lucic and Cooke and those types of players.

        1. KDN   11 years ago

          So it's an unfair reputation then. Good for Cherry.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

            Cherry often gets misquoted and misunderstood by mostly jerkoff mainstream sports guys who spend a tad too much time writing 'huh, look at how stooopid Cherry is' articles.

            I learn more about hockey from him than I do most hockey writers.

            1. Almanian!   11 years ago

              My favorite Don Cherry-ism, from the "Russian Five" days in Detroy-it, was, "Now I don't wanna knock the Russians, b ut...."

              He HATED the Rooskies! "Too soft! European!" Haven't watched in years, so dunno if he's changed his tune.

              1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

                He generally still believes it takes North Americans to win the Cup. Or at least, the majority of the team needs to be. He's not alone on this. I hear this a lot.

        2. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

          I love the Blackhawks, but I cannot understand their infatuation with Carcillo.

          1. KDN   11 years ago

            Every team in the league has guys that the fanbase just cannot understand why the coach / GM love (or hate). Ask any Devils fan about Stephen Gionta, Adam Larsson, or Peter Harrold and you'll likely get a spittle-flecked rant about Pete DeBoer's mental capacity.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              Exactly.

              No one could understand the fixation on Patrice Brisbois back in the 1990s with the Habs.

              1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

                Brisebois.

            2. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

              Yeah, I mean they have two Cups, so I have to trust them...but the guy is out, once again, with an injury and doesn't seem to contribute much when he isn't hurt. I know he came cheap(er) this go around and they have a mere $100K in cap room. But still...

  10. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has backed off some of his quarantine restrictions for doctors and others who may have been exposed to Ebola.

    He's allowing no more than seven exposures, even if your medical worker can hold ten.

    1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      LOL

  11. SugarFree   11 years ago

    Obama hugs Ebola nurse, so Slate spends a few thousand words frothing at the mouth about Reagan.

    With bonus Henry Waxman love:

    A year after the first recognition of AIDS, Rep. Henry Waxman held a congressional hearing on the crisis and directed AIDS funding to the National Institutes of Health. (We're really going to miss that guy when he retires at the end of this term.)

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      It would have been more impressive if Obama had swapped soem bodily fluids with the nurse...

      1. Slammer   11 years ago

        He ain't no Slick Willy!

      2. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        LOL

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

        Doesn't have to. He probably impregnated her with his stare.

      4. SugarFree   11 years ago

        Michelle would tear him in half if he tried to get with an Asian girl.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          Someone should draw Michelle - wearing nothing but a skimpy red bikini - up tearing up white people.

          1. SugarFree   11 years ago

            Sans bikini

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              You came through for me SF.

              It looks like her.

              1. SugarFree   11 years ago

                I'll be there for you.

                1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

                  You ruined the moment.

    2. Idle Hands   11 years ago

      From the article:
      How does this:

      Some people did behave nobly. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention was on it from the very beginning, with research, new surveillance programs, and prompt and clear updates and reports.

      Jive with this:

      But Ronald Reagan? He didn't do a goddamn thing. He was president when the first cases were reported. He was president when Congress, the National Academies of Science, and anybody with a sick loved one or a conscience called for the federal government to do more to fight the medical and social crisis.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        "Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew..." Stanhope.

        1. Drake   11 years ago

          ROOOOOnnie!

    3. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Because gays are so infantile that they can only get money for AIDS research if it comes from the government.

    4. Certified Public Asskicker   11 years ago

      Barack Obama displayed inspiring leadership on Friday. He also promoted public health, fought bigotry, and helped calm raging paranoia. His heroic act? He hugged somebody.

      The new Obama, more hugging, less droning.

      1. SugarFree   11 years ago

        A hug is just a Hellfire that your heart launches.

        1. Rasilio   11 years ago

          So what do you call an ICBM that your heart launches?

          1. SugarFree   11 years ago

            Prom night.

  12. Rich   11 years ago

    insisting her son wanted to go to Saudi Arabia to study Islam not Syria to fight with rebels.

    Saudi Arabian Islam? With all due respect, Mom -- that's probably worse.

  13. sarcasmic   11 years ago

    Wotsit all about? Bearded wonders gather for the world facial hair championships in Portland

    World beard and moustache championship took place at the Keller Auditorium in Portland, Oregon
    The event was made up of 17 categories, including 'full natural beard' and 'freestyle full beard'
    Almost 300 contestants took part from nine countries and the overall winner was local Madison Rowley

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....tland.html

    1. waffles   11 years ago

      I have beard envy.

    2. Kaptious Kristen   11 years ago

      Portland? Check. Ironic beards? Check. Ironic accessories, such as glasses, hats and eye patches? Check.

      I've been sucked into the hipster dark energy vortex.

  14. BigT   11 years ago

    Don't Cry for Me Brazil, you morons.

  15. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    I'm still alive.

    1. Rich   11 years ago

      Hi, Johnny!

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

    DIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  17. sarcasmic   11 years ago

    Poster girl for Kurdish freedom fighters in Kobane is 'captured and beheaded by ISIS killers' who posted gruesome pictures online

    Female Kurdish fighter whose picture became a web hit 'killed by Isis'
    Image of 'Rehana' making a peace sign was retweeted thousands of times
    Now there are claims that she has been captured and beheaded by Isis
    She reportedly fought for the Kurdish Women's Defence Unit or YPJ
    It's thought she was involved in the defence of Syrian border town Kobane

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-ISIS.html

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      Image of 'Rehana' making a peace sign was retweeted thousands of times

      Demonstrating unequivocally the true power of the hashtag.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      She was pretty.

      God bless the Kurds. The only people with balls in the region.

      1. Dweebston   11 years ago

        You know who else liked balls?

        1. Almanian!   11 years ago

          Earl "The Pearl" Monroe?

        2. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

          Willie Mosconi?

      2. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        It's the Kurds vs Turds war. And I'm rooting for the Kurds.

    3. Drake   11 years ago

      I liked that she was flipping off the photographer with her other hand.

  18. Bee Tagger   11 years ago

    having parking authority employees call in rides.

    at least the rest of the philadelphia citizenry could park in ambiguously vague legal parking spots without fear of retribution for a day.

    1. SusanM   11 years ago

      "Ambiguously vague"? A phrase whose redundancy sums up Philly parking perfectly.

      1. KDN   11 years ago

        Do people park in the median anywhere else? Because I've never seen it outside of Philly.

        1. creech   11 years ago

          Pfluffyans will tolerate corrupt politicians, terrible schools, brutish cops, bribing judges, etc. but keep your damn hands off the privilege of South Pfluffyans parking in the Broad Street median.

        2. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

          Do people park in the median anywhere else? Because I've never seen it outside of Philly.

          There are some roads in Albany where I've seen it too.

      2. Ted S.   11 years ago

        I think he meant "vaguely ambiguous".

  19. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    CBC tolerance.

    http://on.fb.me/1zcPHf3

    "I've been fired from the CBC because of the risk of my private sex life being made public as a result of a campaign of false allegations pursued by a jilted ex girlfriend and a freelance writer.

    As friends and family of mine, you are owed the truth.

    I have commenced legal proceedings against the CBC, what's important to me is that you know what happened and why.

    Forgive me if what follows may be shocking to some.

    I have always been interested in a variety of activities in the bedroom but I only participate in sexual practices that are mutually agreed upon, consensual, and exciting for both partners."

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

      CBC execs confirmed that the information provided showed that there was consent. In fact, they later said to me and my team that there is no question in their minds that there has always been consent. They said they're not concerned about the legal side. But then they said that this type of sexual behavior was unbecoming of a prominent host on the CBC. They said that I was being dismissed for "the risk of the perception that may come from a story that could come out." To recap, I am being fired in my prime from the show I love and built and threw myself into for years because of what I do in my private life.

      He's in media. If the CBC thinks that it will affect ratings then they're well within their rights to can him. Moral of the story - Never allow crazy to tie you up and spank you.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        Yes!

        /bites ass.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

          +1 Marv

          1. Almanian!   11 years ago

            Marv was done in by all the backbiting in the office, eh?

      2. Idle Hands   11 years ago

        But they're the only type willing to participate in said acts.

      3. Drake   11 years ago

        Saw Gone Girl last night. Avoid the crazy bitches.

      4. Zeb   11 years ago

        It seems like he's getting fucked over pretty good though if what he says is true.
        Maybe it's not the sort of thing the CBC wants to be associated with, but it's going to be a much bigger deal now.

        Maybe he'll get Moxy Fr?vous back together.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          I hear he's suing for $50 million which is unprecedented here.

          1. Zeb   11 years ago

            That seems like an awful lot. How much were they paying him?

  20. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Bloombergers talk about FATCA and the traitorous wreckers and hoarders renouncing their American citizenship. Vapid ninny host chick asks, "But this helps the IRS, right?"

  21. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    "New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has backed off some of his quarantine restrictions for doctors and others who may have been exposed to Ebola."

    Hey, he wants to be responsible! Get him!

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Then he should resign over his vast corruptitude.

  22. Bee Tagger   11 years ago

    The Bush clan is preparing for Jeb Bush to run for president.

    Chad Bush was hanging on the fence, but he finally agreed.

    1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

      I didn't even know he had an opinion, did someone make it up for him? If so we should see if he recalls who convinced him.

  23. Rich   11 years ago

    Law Lets I.R.S. Seize Accounts on Suspicion, No Crime Required

    the money was seized solely because she had deposited less than $10,000 at a time, which they viewed as an attempt to avoid triggering a required government report.

    You have to draw the line somewhere. For the IRS, it's "less than $10,000".

    1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      This kind of practice has been talked about on H&R before. Glad to see that IJ is on the case there.

    2. Doctor Whom   11 years ago

      Here's yet another thing for my prog Farcebook friends to be deafeningly silent about.

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

        The proles need to know it's not their money and can be seized at any time.

      2. Ted S.   11 years ago

        They'll say she was laundering money instead of paying her "fair" share.

        1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

          Economic justice! FTW!

    3. KDN   11 years ago

      On Thursday, in response to questions from The New York Times, the I.R.S. announced that it would curtail the practice, focusing instead on cases where the money is believed to have been acquired illegally or seizure is deemed justified by "exceptional circumstances."

      The Feds dance for the Times. Good to know.

      [Richard Weber, the chief of Criminal Investigation at the I.R.S.] added that making deposits under $10,000 to evade reporting requirements, called structuring, is still a crime whether the money is from legal or illegal sources. The new policy will not apply to past seizures.

      Of course not.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

        First rule of bureaucracy, never admit you're wrong

      2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

        In government-speak, I'm guessing that "exceptional circumstances" means "that person pissed us off, and he's going to pay".

    4. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

      I had a client that this happened to. As far as I know his money is still frozen in that account. He hired other counsel for the federal thing, so I am not sure what happened.

    5. Steve G   11 years ago

      to avoid triggering a required government report

      How dare you deny me my TPS report!
      \IRS minion

    6. Drake   11 years ago

      In totally unrelated news, more and more Americans giving up their citizenship for some reason.

      http://blogs.wsj.com/totalretu....._yourmoney

      1. LysanderSpoonman   11 years ago

        Fucking FATCA. I tried to open a new bank account the other day here in Japan. Had all the documents ready and they were all ready to go. "BTW, what nationality are you?" "American" "Oh, um, eh, that is going to be very difficult. Um, sorry, but, um....". Fuck your goddamn international agreements on compliance Uncle Sam. When they have the opposite of a green card lottery, I'll be first in line.

    7. Zeb   11 years ago

      The whole reporting requirement is terrible enough. But going after people like that is just appalling. If you run a cash business it's pretty obvious that you are going to be making frequent somewhat large deposits. What is she supposed to do, wait until she has $10k before going to the bank?

      The IRS and law enforcement just hate cash.

  24. DEG   11 years ago

    War on Women

    The first sentence in the article is "The so-called war on women that Democrats love to talk about on the campaign trail may be losing some of its luster.". I chuckled when I read it.

    1. Warty   11 years ago

      "Women's rights are the canary in the coal mine. If you don't protect women's rights here at home and around the world, everybody's rights are lost," Clinton said.

      Oh, Jesus felching Christ.

      1. Slammer   11 years ago

        everybody's rights are lost," Clinton said.

        And that would bother her how?

        1. Warty   11 years ago

          Oh no, she cares about all the rights. The right to gay marriage, the right to abortion, and the right to free birth control pills. What else is there?

          1. Almanian!   11 years ago

            The right to trigger warnings! The right to non-Cis-genered-normative-hetero categorizing!

            Or something!

            FEEEEEEEEEEEEELZ! I have the right to FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZZZZZ!!!!

    2. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      Those three words caused the audience at a debate to laugh at the candidate who spoke them. So I think at least large chunks of the population stopped buying it.

      (referenced incident here )

  25. DEG   11 years ago

    Coakley trailing in MA governor race.

    Schadenfreude!

    1. SusanM   11 years ago

      They ran Coakhead again? They're trying to lose that one.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Know how pathetic that woman is? When she complained of her opponents' salary he reminded her she signed off on it when she was AG for Mass. She replied by saying she wasn't which she was.

      Liar.

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        She helped brainwash a bunch of children into believing they'd been sexually assualted, in order to further her political career. What kind of evil do you have to be to do such a thing?

        1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

          An ambitious politician?

        2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

          See, as much as I dislike most politicians, Coakley is the only one I can say is objectively evil.

          1. DEG   11 years ago

            When Coakley ran for Senate, I was still on facebook. A former co-worker posted something stating she supported Coakley.

            I posted, with citations, information about how Coakley worked to keep innocent people in jail and dragged her feet on the case of the former Somerville cop molesting his niece. I called Coakley evil.

            Another former co-worker chimed in and said I shouldn't be using such strong terms. He asked how would I like it if global warming deniers were called evil because of the harm they wreck on the poor in Africa?

            I responded with keeping innocent people in jail causes actual real harm, right now. That's objectively evil. Denying global warming might or might not cause harm. There is no guarantee it will happen and humans are adaptable.

            The silence was deafening. I believe both voted for Coakley for senator, and will probably vote for her for governor.

        3. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          And I believe put a family (mother, son and daughter) who owned a daycare in prison and refused to let them out after it was revealed they were innocent. The mother died in prison.

          She's a pure evil cunt.

          If she were to die being fucked up the ass by a moose I would change the channel.

          1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

            The mother died after being released, though she had a bag packed ready to go back to prison since Coakley refused to let it go even though it was known she was innocent.

            She continued to hound Gerald Amirault for years after it was known he was innocent and after the parole commission in Mass. (tougher than the one in Texas, apparently) voted 5-0 to release him, noting that he was clearly innocent. Coakley got the Governor to overturn that and keep him in prison

            And if she were to die painfully I'd pay $50 to watch it on pay-per-view.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              Ah. I knew my recollection was sketchy.

              In any event. Pure evil.

              Make my blood boil watching that piece of shit.

          2. Ted S.   11 years ago

            I think Violet Amirault (the mother) got out before she died.

            This case and WBZ host David Brudnoy's highlighting of it, is one of the things that turned me libertarian. I can't believe that Brudnoy died almost 10 years ago already.

  26. Jerryskids   11 years ago

    his mother wrote an open letter over the weekend blaming mental illness

    That line could fit any of the morning link items - Bush, Cuomo, de Blasio, Christie, or Philadelphia. I think I'll just add something like that as a permanent tagline.

    I Blame Mental Illness. IBMI.

  27. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

    Murderer slashes attorney with smuggled blade during sentencing, gets life, now has new case w/ charges or attacking his attorney.

    http://www.abajournal.com/news.....ce_new_cas

    After his handcuffs were removed in anticipation of sentencing, a convicted murderer reportedly stood behind one of his lawyers in a an Oklahoma courthouse conference room on Friday and slashed the attorney's neck with a smuggled razor blade.

    The unidentified lawyer was not seriously hurt but "did have quite a bit of blood on him," reporter Emory Bryan said in a News On 6 video clip.

  28. Slammer   11 years ago

    Thousands of pigs killed in huge barn fire

    Roughly 50 percent of the hog farm was destroyed by the fire, that took the help of 10 responding agencies from across Martin County to get under control.

    No employees were hurt in the incident, but roughly 4,000 sows and 6,000-7,000 piglets were killed.

    That's sad. But it must have smelled really, really good.

    1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

      +11,000 pig roast(s)

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Noooooooooo!

      What will happen to the price of bacon?

      1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

        Pigs breed fast - there will be a blip, then a regression to the mean.

        1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

          Although, given the size of the domestic stock, it might cost more to process a price change than to eat the variation for the duration that this incident will cause.

    3. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Asian women delivering newspapers better be careful.

  29. Andrew S.   11 years ago

    After the court in Kansas denied the motion of the married couple to intervene in the gay marriage case, the Westboro Baptist Church has filed their own motion to intervene. It's just as insane as you'd expect from them.

    1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

      Will they start picketing funerals of judges?

  30. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Bloomberg ran a clip of Christie a few minutes ago.

    "We can't trust people to do what we want voluntarily. That's what government is for."

    There's your Republican Presidential candidate: GOVERNMENT EXISTS TO MAKE YOU OBEY.

    1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc?   11 years ago

      Hey Christie, sodomize yourself with a running chainsaw, sideways.

    2. Slammer   11 years ago

      Notice he said: "We can't trust people to do what we want voluntarily.

      That's really fucking creepy.

    3. Rich   11 years ago

      Linky?

    4. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      http://bit.ly/1xsZf1c

      Check out the comments at Real Clear Politics in praise of Christie.

      1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

        And Christie should know about voluntary systems not working -- he couldn't stop eating until they installed the lap band. He can't seem to stop pandering to Democrats on his own, either...

      2. Rich   11 years ago

        Thanks, Rufus.

        Maybe Christie should just declare martial law and be done with it.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          They 'clearly' can't see things to their logical end.

    5. Doctor Whom   11 years ago

      Unpossible! My prog acquaintances keep telling me that Christie is a government-hating Randroid teabagger. Something something one tunnel project that was a bad deal anyway something something.

    6. John   11 years ago

      If he is talking about contagious disease, in fairness, there is a doctor dying of Ebola who ran around New York despite knowing that he might have it who would seem to confirm Christie's claim. People do stupid things. When those stupid things involve giving people deadly contagious viruses, the government probably has a role in stopping them from doing that.

  31. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

    You were drunk driving, but I got to see you naked, so no big deal, right?

    DUI case dropped after arresting officer allegedly forward's suspects phone pics to his own phone.

    http://www.abajournal.com/news.....rom_her_ip
    blah blah blah, under the influence charges, blah blah blah, BUT
    prosecutors declined to charge her, and one of the arresting officers is now under investigation in a potential felony case . . .

    That's because he is accused of transferring photos of the 23-year-old in a state of undress that were stored on her cellphone onto his own cellphone while she was being booked at the Contra Costa County jail

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      So he was too stupid to use a computer, which would have been untraceable in terms of copying the files off?

  32. SusanM   11 years ago

    OT from TapPants: Voter fraud

    http://thinkprogress.org/elect.....elections/

    Earlier this year, organizers fanned out across nearly every one of Georgia's 159 counties and registered nearly 90 thousand people who have never voted in their lives, most of them people of color, many of them under 25 years old. But when the groups checked back in late August, comparing their registration database to the state's public one, they noticed about 50,000 of the registrations had vanished, nearly all of them belonging to people of color in the Democratic-leaning regions around Atlanta, Savannah and Columbus.

    1. SugarFree   11 years ago

      There is no voter fraud, so I guess we can just ignore this.

      1. lap83   11 years ago

        This won't make them change their minds about the possibility of voter fraud in general, it just proves how racist Republicans are. Democrats aren't racist, therefore they would never engage in voter fraud.

        1. John   11 years ago

          The rules only apply to the other side. It is just like how it is okay for Gawker to joke about raping conservative women and sending the mob out to get people fired but total uncool for someone to go after their advertisers after they joke about bringing back bullying. So vote fraud when they do it is just fine.

    2. Ted S.   11 years ago

      That's not voter fraud, that's disenfranchisement!

      Seriously, there has to be a way to cull the voter rolls of people who haven't voted in some certain amount of time, if only to get rid of the deceased.

      OK, you can all stop laughing now.

      1. Entropy Void   11 years ago

        If memory serves, I do believe removal of a deceased voter from the voter rolls is illegal in Chicago.

  33. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    [Richard Weber, the chief of Criminal Investigation at the I.R.S.] added that making deposits under $10,000 to evade reporting requirements, called structuring, is still a crime whether the money is from legal or illegal sources.

    Following the law is illegal.

    IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.

    1. Rich   11 years ago

      making deposits under $10,000 to evade reporting requirements, called structuring, is still a crime

      Hate crime! That's why I make all my deposits under $10,000 for the convenience of the teller, explicitly *not* to evade reporting requirements.

  34. Geoff Nathan   11 years ago

    Detroit's trying to get in on the 'bash Uber/Lyft/jack up taxi prices' game:

    http://www.freep.com/story/mon...../17963613/

    I took a Detroit monopoly taxi from the airport once. Never again. Smell of BO was almost literally nauseating.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      BBO? Beyond BO was it?

    2. Steve G   11 years ago

      I took my first Uber ride(s) to/from the airport in DC (NOVA) a couple weeks back. Was happy with the experience overall, but noted that the drivers were both of the same demographic as regular cab drivers, but with much less BO.

  35. Florida Man   11 years ago

    What's the over-under on I-bonds going to 0.2 in November?

  36. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

    Numbers of LSAT takers drop further.

    The number of people taking the Law School Admission Test dropped 8.1 percent for the test this fall, compared to the fall test last year, after declining 9.2 percent for the June test.

    Those latest figures from the Law School Admission Council indicate a downward trend over the last five years, report TaxProf Blog and the Excess of Democracy Blog. The total number of LSATs administered in June and September/October is 52,745, a drop of 40 percent from the totals for the same test period in 2009.

    http://www.abajournal.com/news.....ward_trend

    1. John   11 years ago

      Law is dying. I don't know a single lawyer, and I know a lot of lawyers, who is telling their kids to go to law school.

      1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

        I don't think it's dying, but I have banned my daughter from going into law when she grows up. It's not worth it. I have a good, steady job, and I'm still wishing I hadn't gone into this profession.

        1. John   11 years ago

          So many things that used to be done by lawyers, wills, contracts, incorporation and such can now be done by computer. That is only going to become more so as computers get better. Also, the scam business model that is big law is finally starting to run out. The only area in the law long term that I see remaining stable is criminal law. You can't defend yourself against a crime without an actual human lawyer.

          1. RBS   11 years ago

            I would add family law for rich people to that list.

            1. John   11 years ago

              Probably so. But that is a pretty narrow range of things.

              1. RBS   11 years ago

                Agreed. Plus there are probably only a handful of lawyers in any given county that can actually attract the big money family law clients. I know I'm lucky if I can get half my retainer paid.

            2. Hyperion   11 years ago

              Business law also, that will probably always have a demand. Most of the lawyers I know in the US actually work for organizations, not a law firm or themselves.

              1. Kaptious Kristen   11 years ago

                I'd agree with this (business law). As regulatory burdens increase, the need for someone to navigate the maze will become increasingly necessary, even for mom-and-pop operations.

            3. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

              That's where the only money to be made is in family law.

            4. Rasilio   11 years ago

              IT is unfortunate but lets not forget Patent law. Or are people considering that a subset of business law?

              1. KDN   11 years ago

                I don't know if people in general do, but I would.

                I have a cousin that handles Patent / IP for a large clothing retailer. She spends most of her day overseeing handbag design because of how blatantly that department has ripped off their competitors.

          2. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

            It's amazing how many law students go in without any conception of what they're doing there. Then they expect 150k coming out.

            These are the soon-to-be underemployed lawyers who have no future. There's still a market for those of us who actually did some research before taking the LSAT.

        2. The artist known Dunphy   11 years ago

          And with the Internet/computer legal services and the inevitable loosening of restrictions on paralegals doing basic legal scut work on their own for way less...

        3. PBR Streetgang   11 years ago

          Glad to hear I'm not the only one that feels this way

      2. RBS   11 years ago

        It's a really shitty time to be a lawyer for sure. I probably wouldn't go to law school if I could do it over again. I really do enjoy some of what I do, courtroom stuff, but the payoff isn't really worth the stress.

      3. Hyperion   11 years ago

        How does anyone even know that the hell a law is anymore in this country? Ok, a couple of things are obvious, you can't kill anyone or rob a bank. Everyone pretty much understands that, but outside of that?

        There are so many laws that no one even knows about a majority of them. And even if they did, laws are now just interpreted to mean whatever a cop, judge, or elected official wants them to mean.

        If you are one of the aforementioned, pretty much nothing is illegal. If you are one of us serfs, then everything is illegal as soon as one of the privileged class decides that it is.

        What we really have is rampant lawlessness. I told my wife, who is a lawyer but not in the US, when she brought up the subject of practicing law here, that all you need to know is that everything is illegal at any given time and that you can sue anyone for anything no matter how trivial or ridiculous it is.

        1. John   11 years ago

          In the regulatory field, here is how it works and has worked really since I started practicing law in the 1990s and for a while before that. The lawyer doesn't so much interpret the law but act as a regulator whisperer. Your job is not just tell your clients what the law is, they usually can figure that out on their own, but to make sure the regulators feel confident your client is doing so and thus leave them alone.

          The thing is that the regulators can always find something anyone has done wrong if they want to look hard enough. So the idea is to make sure your clients never give them a reason to look hard enough.

          I fully realize how awful a system that is. But that is how it works and is of course the totally foreseeable result of trying to regulate everything.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

            Makes sense. Something I've deduced over time.

          2. VG Zaytsev   11 years ago

            The Greek method of slipping the regulator a few bills to go away is less expensive and more honest.

  37. John   11 years ago

    http://freebeacon.com/blog/gaw.....st-not-us/

    Gawker shocked that after spending years punishing and ridiculing people for their words that they could have the same thing done to them.

    1. Raston Bot   11 years ago

      Has anyone writing for Gawker actually lost their job or sponsorship? Because I don't really see where they were smacked down commensurate with the abuse they've shoveled out over the years.

      1. John   11 years ago

        They have lost a couple of major advertisers. So, yes it has hurt the organization if not the brain dead idiots who run it.

        I would also imagine there was before all this a large number of video gamers who also read Gawker. Gawker's stock and trade is the kind of assholish humor that appeals to gamers. After this, I bet that number is a lot lower and Gawker's ad revenue lower as well.

  38. SugarFree   11 years ago

    Oklahoma Man Says He Pissed On, Destroyed Ten Commandments For Satan

    According to KOCO-TV, 29-year-old Michael Tate Reed Jr. admitted to the crime after being detained Friday for making "vague threats" at the Oklahoma City Federal Building, telling officials "Satan told him to do it."

    The Secret Service says Reed additionally copped to pissing on the monument, as well as threatening to both spit on a picture of the president and?somewhat more seriously?murder him.

    For their part, the Satanists that planned on erecting a statue of Baphomet next to the now piss-soaked monument have condemned the vandalism and put their plans on hold.

    1. Rich   11 years ago

      piss-soaked monument

      Nice band name.

    2. Warty   11 years ago

      Pretty good. He could have gotten more style points by drawing a pentagram out of goat's blood or something, but piss is a decent desecration choice.

      1. John   11 years ago

        How about having sex on it? That sounds more fun that this. And of course I bet he won't be pissing on the Koran anytime soon. I guess Satanists are as risk adverse as everyone else these days.

        Say what you want about Alistair Crowley, he was at least an interesting guy.

        1. Warty   11 years ago

          How dare you not include a link to Randy Rhoads shredding.

          1. John   11 years ago

            Before dreary progs took it over and make it into just another lame ass political stunt, Satanism used to be so fun.

            1. Warty   11 years ago

              Oh, it's still fun. There's still any number of bands proclaiming Satan and playing shows covered in pig's blood and whatnot. You just don't see enough of it in this country.

              1. John   11 years ago

                Like many things, the Europeans probably do it better.

            2. Slammer   11 years ago

              Nah. It's still good. At the very least it can still inspire relevant art. Sometimes.

        2. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

          I had sex in a graveyard once.

          1. SugarFree   11 years ago

            Did you at least rebury the poor bastard?

            1. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

              No. I married him.

              1. SugarFree   11 years ago

                I told you fuckers that gay marriage was going to ruin this country.

    3. John   11 years ago

      Whatever happened to selling your soul to become a great blues musician? God Satanism is lame these days.

      1. Warty   11 years ago

        "I understand you wish to bargain your eternal souls for blues fame."

        1. This Machine Kills MUH ROADZ   11 years ago

          That had better be a Metalocalypse clip.

          *clicks link*

          Oh hell yes.

          "Let me sleep on it and talk to a notary."
          "I'm a notary."
          "Let me sleep on it!"

      2. Zeb   11 years ago

        The satanism that people invent is always more interesting than the real thing.

    4. Hyperion   11 years ago

      Oklahoma Man Says He Pissed On, Destroyed Ten Commandments For Satan attention.

      fixed it for him.

    5. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      "For their part, the Satanists that planned on erecting a statue of Baphomet next to the now piss-soaked monument have condemned the vandalism and put their plans on hold."

      Nice going, piss guy - you managed to reflect poorly on the Satanist movement.

    6. Idle Hands   11 years ago

      I'm really a as "long as it makes you happy guy". But of all the supernatural dieties to worship why would throw your lot behind the lord of darkness and a documented loser.

      1. SugarFree   11 years ago

        Has anyone ever really let Satan tell his side of the story?

        1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

          Do we ever hear the loser's side of the story?

        2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

          Hillary Clinton has written her memoirs, and I hear Miley Cyrus is writing hers.

        3. Warty   11 years ago

          Milton?

          1. SugarFree   11 years ago

            Milton did more for Satan than a thousand bad metal bands.

            1. Warty   11 years ago

              Even Deicide?!?!?!?!?!?

              1. SugarFree   11 years ago

                Deicide? You mean 1101 in the Green Lantern Corp penal code?

              2. Slammer   11 years ago

                Or Morbid Angel??

            2. John   11 years ago

              Yes he did.

        4. Almanian!   11 years ago

          VH1 really needs to do a "Behind the Music Damnation" on the Number One Fallen Angel.

        5. John   11 years ago

          Yes. Its called the Screwtape Letters or if you like epic poetry, Paradise lost, if you just can't pay attention for more than five minutes Sympathy for the Devil. And it turns out Satan is a pretty interesting guy. In fact he is a hell of a lot more interesting than you would ever realize if you only listened to what he followers said about him.

          Satan is kind of like Ayn Rand in that his followers really let him down. Must be the wages he pays.

          1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

            or the company he keeps

          2. DEG   11 years ago

            Job: A Comedy of Justice by Heinlein.

      2. Zeb   11 years ago

        A lot of satanism is really more self worship and hedonism than actual worship of a deity.

        1. John   11 years ago

          That and just asshole socialists looking for a new way to tear down the opposition.

          1. SugarFree   11 years ago

            You really need to read the articles, John.

            The Secret Service says Reed additionally copped to pissing on the monument, as well as threatening to both spit on a picture of the president and?somewhat more seriously?murder him.

            1. John   11 years ago

              Fair enough, this guy was a legitimately entertaining crazy.

              1. SugarFree   11 years ago

                But the Secret Service is on the case! Because nothing's going to get by then again!

            2. Zeb   11 years ago

              Yeah, socialism can't be blamed for quite all of the stupid and absurd things in the world.

              1. Suthenboy   11 years ago

                No, because it is one of them.

        2. SugarFree   11 years ago

          Non serviam is a philosophy that should appeal to most libertarians and an-caps.

          1. Zeb   11 years ago

            I wonder if satanists tend toward any particular politics. Seems like they would be a lot closer to something like Objectivists than any kind of socialism.

            1. Slammer   11 years ago

              I wonder if satanists tend toward any particular politics

              Well, I'm here at HyR. And sometimes vote. And really hate the prog/left.

            2. SugarFree   11 years ago

              Since Satanists mostly consider themselves radical individualists, you are probably right.

              Wiccans are probably all Greens.

              1. Rasilio   11 years ago

                There are actually a surprisingly large number of libertarian wiccans but yeah you won't exactly find a lot of Republicans.

                If you want conservative neopagans go find some Aasatru (neo nordic vikings), they pretty much range from libertarian to Republican with unfortunately a lot of Stormfront style white supremacy thrown in.

          2. Warty   11 years ago

            Non serviam

  39. Warty   11 years ago

    Minoans

    1. Zeb   11 years ago

      On the subject of metal, Satan and Minoans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dmeTZQ4CQ

      1. Warty   11 years ago

        Love that band. The video for the title track of that album is a blast. NSFW, boobs, gore.

  40. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    People are beginning to figure out the "legal profession" isn't a license to print money (as if it ever really was)? What a surprise.

  41. Hyperion   11 years ago

    Are Americans really dumb enough to elect another Bush or Clinton? Well, let's think about this for a minute. We just elected Obama twice. So the answer is a definite YES.

    1. SugarFree   11 years ago

      Are Americans dumb enough to _________?

      The answer is "yes." The answer is always "yes."

    2. John   11 years ago

      Unlike Hillary, I honestly don't know much about Jeb other than he was seemingly competent governor of Florida.

      There may be really good reasons not to want him to be President but his last name isn't one of them. If he is a bad choice, people would be wise not to let the reasons why get drown out in a chorus of "but the sins of the brother".

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        Jeb was groomed for Pres, I understand, GWB was originally not intended for the presidency until he won governor of Texas.

        1. John   11 years ago

          Jeb was always the good son allegedly. What is funny is to hear the same people or worship Joe Kennedy for grooming his sons to be President look at George HW Bush as the great arch villain for doing the same thing.

          It goes back to what I always say, in a sane world people like the Bushes would be Democrats and we would have a Democrat Party that while in favor of big government was at least run by sane people of acceptable intelligence rather than the group of insane retards that run it now.

      2. CampingInYourPark   11 years ago

        Well, he's white and a man. If his surname isn't a disqualifying attribute, aren't those?

        1. Zeb   11 years ago

          I would love to see what would happen if the Republicans could come up with a good, black female candidate.

          1. blighted non millenial   11 years ago

            Sarah Palin X infinity....

      3. Zeb   11 years ago

        Jeb seems like he would have been the better Bush to be president.

        Good reason or not, his last name will not work in his favor.

  42. LysanderSpoonman   11 years ago

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_x4p.....an1[1].gif

    If I had any balls I'd post this on FB.

    1. Warty   11 years ago

      Do it, pussy.

      1. LysanderSpoonman   11 years ago

        If I had any balls I'd post this on FB.

        And then get called a pussy. Kick a self deprecator when he's down. Man.

    2. Almanian!   11 years ago

      This is awesome, and I am posting it...now...

    3. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

      It totally rocks. And you would probably piss off a ton of people. But why not? It's so close to an election everyone is getting pissed off anyway.

  43. SugarFree   11 years ago

    Ray Rice Halloween costumes, with bonus Olbermann on the fainting couch

    1. Warty   11 years ago

      Or the Friends theme. One of the two.

      1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

        In fairness that costume will always be there for you.

        1. SugarFree   11 years ago

          I'm going to keep going as Grumpy Cat until it comes back around as ironic cool.

          1. trshmnster the terrible   11 years ago

            Have I reached that point with the budweiser frogs yet?

            1. SugarFree   11 years ago

              Of course. Years ago, in fact.

    2. John   11 years ago

      But it only works if you have a date who can dress as Mrs. Rice with a fake black eye.

      Here is the funny thing, I bet you more than a few couples do that and most who do will be black couples. If Olbermann figures that out, he may have to be hospitalized from the shock.

    3. Almanian!   11 years ago

      I like the Rickenbacker guitars. I have a 4001 bass. You know how much those guitars cost?

      What does this have to do with Olberman or Ray Rice?

      1. John   11 years ago

        Ninety percent of the reason I like Tom Petty is that wonderful twangy sound of a Rickenbacker 12 string. And that sound also had a lot to do with why the early Beatles records are so catchy. Some day I will be a competent enough guitarist to own one of those. They are just fabulous.

    4. SugarFree   11 years ago

      Dammit, I still had that link on my clipboard. Grr.

      1. Idle Hands   11 years ago

        The little kid one was awesome.

      2. Warty   11 years ago

        Which is the worse sin to the politically correct: the blackface or the joking about woman-beating? Or is this one of those questions that causes the computer that runs Adam Weinsten to exclaim "DOES NOT COMPUTE!" before exploding?

        1. SugarFree   11 years ago

          That's an interesting conundrum. I would imagine that they would say that it was the corruption of the white's man money that gave Ray Rice the privilege to punch her in the face, because domestic violence is unheard of in authentically poor non-white communities.

        2. Idle Hands   11 years ago

          The women beating. Black face is hilarious.

      3. Warty   11 years ago

        FlowbeeBryantHudson Hongo
        Yesterday 2:28pm
        You people still want to tell me how wrong I am about the average white American or do you give up?

        Mmmmmm. Gawker always delivers.

        1. John   11 years ago

          They always do. I wonder what they guy thinks of black people who wear the costume.

      4. Idle Hands   11 years ago

        from the comments:

        I don't know why, but the Janay Rice dolls is what really disturbs me the most. They're literally dehumanizing her, and it's bad enough that her husband probably only sees her as his property. It's hard not to notice that costumes are getting more and more offensive, but I guess that's the point of it these days. Anything goes. Whoever has the most offensive costume "wins".

        the equivalent would be an existential review of the power rangers.

        1. SugarFree   11 years ago

          It would be less offensive if he dragged around a real black woman?

    5. Kaptious Kristen   11 years ago

      I'm-a be Snow Miser for the office Halloween shindig. If I don't come down with full-blown rhinovirus, that is.

  44. Hyperion   11 years ago

    Voters in Brazil re-elected Dilma Rousseff president by the narrowest margin in three decades

    It was actually quite amazing that Aecio almost beat Dilma. He came from pretty much out of nowhere. A couple of months before the election, no one even considered him having a chance. But he beat Dilma up pretty badly in the debates. Everyone I know in Brazil voted for him. He's definitely right of Obama, a pretty pro-business guy, he would have been better for Brazil. I can't even imagine the guy saying something like 'you didn't build that', or 'businesses don't create jobs' Well, Americanos can't really criticize the Brazileiros, we elected Obama a 2nd time, it doesn't get much dumber than that.

    1. John   11 years ago

      True fact. Brazil has both a Socialist Party and a Socialist People's Party. It is a real life Judean People's Front and People's Front of Judea.

      1. LysanderSpoonman   11 years ago

        Doesn't the CFL have a Roughriders and a Rough Riders?

        1. John   11 years ago

          No. Only the Roughriders.

        2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          Used to.

          It was a running joke up here that out of nine teams, two had the same name. As if one hyphenating it made it any better.

          Anyhoo.

          Now the Ottawa team are the Red Blacks.

          1. KDN   11 years ago

            That just proves the superiority of the league. Just look at the SEC (13 original teams, 3 Tigers).

      2. Hyperion   11 years ago

        Dilma is from the Workers Party. Brazil has many parties, it's more like Europe. Aecio is from the Socialist Democrats, which sounds very leftist, but he is still right of Obama. Even Dilma is not left of Obama.

        Trying to truly understand Brazil politics for me is like trying to understand Euro politics, it's not easy.

    2. Rhywun   11 years ago

      I read words to the effect of "Dilma raised millions of poor out of poverty" reported as straight news about the election. I think it was AP. I can only imagine what the local "news" was like.

  45. Mike M.   11 years ago

    21 Days: An expert in biological warfare warns against complacency in public measures against Ebola.

    It's a rather long, but worthwhile read for the Atlantic. The subject is to be Dr. Steven Hatfill.

    If that name sounds familiar, it's because he was the man falsely accused by John Ashcroft, the Federation of American Scientists, and Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times as being the perpetrator of the anthrax letter killings that took place after 9/11.

    1. SugarFree   11 years ago

      I say we arrest him for spreading Ebola. We might even be right this time.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

      I think Hatfill deserves to be awarded Kristof and Ashcroft's testicles in a handsome display to be mounted on his wall. What they did to him was reprehensible.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

      Hatfill: You know, I went for a Department of Defense interview years ago. They wanted a scientist down at the Pentagon that could invent stuff that would support presidential policy. ... They just wanted a spokesperson that could kind of come up with a plausible explanation to explain a higher-up directive. And I think this is the same thing.

  46. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Dissident journalist claims she was spied on by authoritarian regime, classified documents planted on her computer to set her up.

    http://nypost.com/2014/10/27/e.....-computer/

    1. Hyperion   11 years ago

      This is outrageous. Worse than anything Nixon ever did. I wouldn't have believed something like this could happen in the United States of America," Attkisson quotes the source saying.

      Yes, and I bet she continues to vote for Democrats.

      1. John   11 years ago

        I bet not. I would be surprised if she votes at all. Atkinsson really seems like an honest person. How she became a journalist is a mystery.

        And the hacking of her computer is terrifying. You can go to prison for years for having the wrong thing on your computer, be that child porn or classified information. We know that the NSA can hack into any computer they like.

        The Democratic Party has gone full fascist. And media is either fellow believers or too terrified to say anything.

        1. Hyperion   11 years ago

          And the hacking of her computer is terrifying

          But not surprising at all. Most of us around here just expect behavior like that from this administration. Look what they did to that kid from Reddit, stalked and harrassed him until he committed suicide. And what about that journalist who mysteriously crashed his Mercedes into a tree at 3am in the morning? I have no doubt they murdered the guy. And their treatment of Glenn Greenwald and other journalists and reporters? Not to mention their use of the IRS and other agencies to harass people on their enemy list.

          This administration is the worst ever, they and yet the reporters and journalists keep covering for them. It's like we don't even live in the US anymore, but something more like the former USSR.

          1. Mike M.   11 years ago

            And Andrew Breitbart.

          2. John   11 years ago

            They really are. It is why it drives me crazy when people say there is no difference between the two parties. There are. The Republicans are idiots and often toadies to government. They are not however anything like this. And to the extent they are, they can't get away with it because the media will actually stand up to them.

            We have reached the point in this country where electing a Democrat means electing someone who is totally above accountability for anything. It is scary.

            1. Hyperion   11 years ago

              They are very similar in their love of big government and cronyism. But now, the Dems are really trying to distance themselves and are going full on insane. They've jumped the shark, went off the deep end, whatever. It's almost like they are trying to come up with the looniest candidates they can. And their attacks on business and free speech is really getting to be over the top.

              1. John   11 years ago

                The Republican politicians mostly want to be left alone to engage in petty graft from the current system. They won't to rock the boat and end a good thing. And they also want to be liked and don't want the Democratic culture machine making them into figures of public scorn. They are really terrified of that. As worthless and craven as they often are, they are not generally full on insane fascists. The Democrats in contrast have become that.

            2. Zeb   11 years ago

              The two parties certainly have different deficiencies. There are differences.

              But I fear that electing the next republican president will mean the same thing unless somehow they manage to get someone like Rand Paul in. The big spy-on-everyone maching got started under Bush, Obama made it even worse. I don't see it being very likely that subsequent presidents from either party will roll it back much.

              But, at least right now, I think that the Democrats would be much better as the opposition.

              1. John   11 years ago

                Zeb,

                I don't think it will mean the same thing for the simple reason that the media would report this stuff and make it an issue if a Republican were doing it. There is just no way a Republican President could ever get away with half of the things Obama has done. But a Democrat can and will.

                1. Zeb   11 years ago

                  I certainly agree that it would be bad to have another Democrat for president after Obama, if for no other reason than the one you give: they will get more scrutiny in the mainstream media. And the anti-war left will magically reappear.

                  But at best the increasing tyranny of the presidency will stop growing. I don't think either party wants to give it back.

        2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

          Atkisson would be my favorite reporter if not for the anti-vaccination idiocy.

          But yes, while there's been some pushback from the media against Obama, the continued fellating of him, despite that, astounds me. And it takes a lot to do that nowadays.

          1. Hyperion   11 years ago

            Atkisson would be my favorite reporter if not for the anti-vaccination idiocy

            Then I'm assuming that she's also jumped on the anti-GMO looney train. It seems that those 2 crowds run hand in hand.

          2. John   11 years ago

            Just because she is wrong about some things doesn't make her wrong about this.

  47. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Are Americans dumb enough to _________?

    The answer is "yes." The answer is always "yes."

    "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American People."

  48. Every Cop is a Criminal   11 years ago

    Actual Navajo Nation High School Mascot IS REDSKINS

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/10.....-redskins/

  49. SugarFree   11 years ago

    More Halloween costume hyperventilation...

    Jezebel on the sexy Ebola costume

    1. Warty   11 years ago

      soundsaboutrightIsha Aran
      Yesterday 3:55pm

      Why are people so bent on celebrating suffering this year? Domestic violence, pandemic disease and death (where thousands of people have died and thousands more inevitably will), racism?

      I just. I genuinely don't understand. Do we have such a fundamental lack of empathy for one another that we can mock suffering so openly.

      I think I'm just going to get back in my bed until Halloween is over, so I don't completely lose faith in humanity.

      I can't improve on this.

      1. Suthenboy   11 years ago

        Notice the 'racism?' tossed in there with no explanation or support.

        Proggies are programed with a small number of set responses and the same course of action no matter the situation or issue at hand.

      2. Kaptious Kristen   11 years ago

        Why are people so bent on celebrating suffering this year?

        This year?? I think this Jezzie needs to bone up on her Halloween history.

      3. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        Someone missed the point of Halloween.

        1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

          It reminds me of the freak-out when a student dressed as a Palestinian terrorist - OMG how can you dress up as someone evil?

    2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      Ebola-chan?

    3. sarcasmic   11 years ago

      I like the Ray Rice one with the blowup doll to drag around. That's awesome.

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