Friday Funnies: Ebola Quarantine

Henry Payne | 10.24.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

That French Foreign Legion dude is inside the quarantine zone without a level 3 biohazard suit.
1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
  
  Don't worry, he'll properly regret that when the Starro spore finishes climbing his arm and attaches to his face.
  1. Heroic Mulatto 12 years ago
    
    The art in Justice League isn't that bad.
    
    Batman Beyond 2.0, maybe.
    1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
      
      I want to come up with a riposte, but I've lost my depth perception, and something keeps saying "Starro Lives" in the back of my mind. It's very distracting.
2. John Galt 12 years ago
  
  Ebola isn't a communicable disease. Now go give him a kiss and hug.
  1. An Innocent Man 12 years ago
    
    Is that why they're not communicating anything about it?
    1. John Galt 12 years ago
      
      As long as they continue to not communicate anything to me I'm just fine with the complete absence of information, leadership and common sense.
wadair 12 years ago

Is Confusion also spread by bodily fluids?
Almanian! 12 years ago

I...I don't get it. Horrid. Wretched. Therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids.

*SLAP*
1. WTF 12 years ago
  
  I have nothing to add, that's how terrible that cartoon is.
  *SLAP!*
2. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. Swiss Servator, spare a franc? 12 years ago
    
    I THINK IT IS HILARIOUS!!!
    
    *slap*
John Galt 12 years ago

The fella with his Maoist hat and communist star jacket was a nice touch.
Roger the Shrubber 12 years ago

We need a term to describe these weekly assaults on our senses similar to the 'Balko nut punch', yet somehow implying their ineptitude. Paynless Nut-Punch?
1. John Galt 12 years ago
  
  It was the 'Balko nut punches' that originally brought me here. And the Friday Funnies that keep me coming back.
  1. Roger the Shrubber 12 years ago
    
    Admit it. It's really the drug-fueled illegal-alien sodomy that brings you back.
    1. John Galt 12 years ago
      
      Crap, busted.
    2. WTF 12 years ago
      
      It's always the marijuana, Mexicans and ass-sex.
      1. Bardas Phocas 12 years ago
        
        I'm just here for the sodomy maam.
      2. Lord Humungus 12 years ago
        
        Latino women, Mary Jane, and back door action? Sounds like good pron.
        
        Slammer 12 years ago
        
        No on the Latino women, maaaan
        
        Slammer 12 years ago
        
        An enthusiastic yes for Latinas, though.
  2. Slammer 12 years ago
    
    Bryng the Payne
    1. gaijin 12 years ago
      
      Max Payne
2. Roger the Shrubber 12 years ago
  
  Payne-in-your-ass
Jerryskids 12 years ago

I keep seeing the video of the cops wearing gloves and masks taping off the guy'ss house and then disposing of the gloves and masks in the street-corner sidewalk trash can. Is there a danger or not? Or does the typical NYPD officer simply think that bums who rummage through trash cans deserve to die from Ebola?
1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
  
  Or does the typical NYPD officer simply think that bums who rummage through trash cans deserve to die from Ebola?
  
  Yes.
  
  Also, out of sight, out of mind. These aren't the brightst bulbs in a city full of dim bulbs.
2. Roger the Shrubber 12 years ago
  
  As with all officer errors, omissions, assaults, or questionable firearm discharges - lack of training.
  1. WTF 12 years ago
    
    Biohazard materials were disposed of. People were infected. Procedures were followed. More training is needed.
3. Suthenboy 12 years ago
  
  I am beginning to get the notion that the CDC personnel have a cargo cult mentality about infectious disease.
  
  Diversity though.
4. Loki 12 years ago
  
  keep seeing the video of the cops wearing gloves and masks taping off the guy'ss house and then disposing of the gloves and masks in the street-corner sidewalk trash can.
  
  I haven't seen this video. I'm hoping you made that part up, but at the same time, this is the NYPD we're talking about.
Lord Humungus 12 years ago

*slowly mouths* ha ha ha
nuffcedmcgreevey 12 years ago

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