Friday Funnies: School Lunch

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[Fist of Etiquette]

My browser won't show the labels. Those are illegal immigrant midgets carrying Ebola, right?

[invisible furry hand]

Yes, they're the new guide dogs for the old blind people on the right. Something about PETA and Obamacare I think.

[WTF]

I thought they were monocle-polishing illegal alien orphans carrying binders full of women. Happy slap-ass Friday!

*SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz!]

*slappity, slap, slap, slap*

[Almanian!]

*SLAP*-ass Friday, indeed

[Loki]

This seems appropriate here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCgjQD1kvrc

[Snark Plissken]

Payne ran out of crayon partway through.

[Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz!]

+ 64 colors

[Almanian!]

-32 colors

[Copernicus]

Paynefully bad

[Bee Tagger]

We clearly need to go back to panicking, as a nation, about how much homework our kids have. Those backpacks are as big as them.

[UnCivilServant]

Clearly they're underworked and need more to do.

[Byron]

You keep using that word, "funnies"...

[UnCivilServant]

I thought you'd realize by now that the Commentariat provides the funnies, the doodle is just the catalyst.

[Ted S.]

So when are you going to start providing funny comments? :-p

[UnCivilServant]

You expect me to carry the load all by myself. Sheesh, harsh crowd.

All right "Two liliputians walk into a TSA checkpoint..."

[Ted S.]

You expect me to carry the load all by myself.

No, I just expect to come up with a funny comment for once in your life. :-p

[UnCivilServant]

Here's a jar of Nitrous Oxide. It's meant to go in a car, but if you huff it you'll start to get the giggles. Use it whenever you don't get the joke.

[Almanian!]

I dropped a load in Des Moines, once.

/Sandi-esque

[Bee Tagger]

Just replace the K9 cops with this dog and bob's your uncle.

[Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz!]

*ahem*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That is all.

[Mongo]

Chocolate chip cookie detector, indeed.

[UnCivilServant]

So that's how the Pepsi kid got the twelve pack through security.

[Almanian!]

Horrid. Wretched. Therefore, perfect.

I got to sleep in, cause vacation. That partially makes up for being greeted by this dreck.

Happy fucking slap-ass Friday, Reasonoids.