Friday Funnies: School Lunch
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My browser won’t show the labels. Those are illegal immigrant midgets carrying Ebola, right?
Yes, they’re the new guide dogs for the old blind people on the right. Something about PETA and Obamacare I think.
I thought they were monocle-polishing illegal alien orphans carrying binders full of women. Happy slap-ass Friday!
*SLAP!*
*slap!*
*slappity, slap, slap, slap*
*SLAP*-ass Friday, indeed
This seems appropriate here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCgjQD1kvrc
Payne ran out of crayon partway through.
+ 64 colors
-32 colors
Paynefully bad
We clearly need to go back to panicking, as a nation, about how much homework our kids have. Those backpacks are as big as them.
Clearly they’re underworked and need more to do.
You keep using that word, “funnies”…
I thought you’d realize by now that the Commentariat provides the funnies, the doodle is just the catalyst.
So when are you going to start providing funny comments? :-p
You expect me to carry the load all by myself. Sheesh, harsh crowd.
All right “Two liliputians walk into a TSA checkpoint…”
You expect me to carry the load all by myself.
No, I just expect to come up with a funny comment for once in your life. :-p
Here’s a jar of Nitrous Oxide. It’s meant to go in a car, but if you huff it you’ll start to get the giggles. Use it whenever you don’t get the joke.
I dropped a load in Des Moines, once.
/Sandi-esque
Just replace the K9 cops with this dog and bob’s your uncle.
*ahem*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That is all.
Chocolate chip cookie detector, indeed.
So that’s how the Pepsi kid got the twelve pack through security.
Horrid. Wretched. Therefore, perfect.
I got to sleep in, cause vacation. That partially makes up for being greeted by this dreck.
Happy fucking slap-ass Friday, Reasonoids.