Friday Funnies: School Lunch

Henry Payne | 10.10.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

My browser won't show the labels. Those are illegal immigrant midgets carrying Ebola, right?
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  Yes, they're the new guide dogs for the old blind people on the right. Something about PETA and Obamacare I think.
  1. WTF 12 years ago
    
    I thought they were monocle-polishing illegal alien orphans carrying binders full of women. Happy slap-ass Friday!
    
    *SLAP!*
    1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
      
      *slap!*
      1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 12 years ago
        
        *slappity, slap, slap, slap*
        
        Almanian! 12 years ago
        
        *SLAP*-ass Friday, indeed
        
        Loki 12 years ago
        
        This seems appropriate here:
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCgjQD1kvrc
Snark Plissken 12 years ago

Payne ran out of crayon partway through.
1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 12 years ago
  
  + 64 colors
  1. Almanian! 12 years ago
    
    -32 colors
Copernicus 12 years ago

Paynefully bad
Bee Tagger 12 years ago

We clearly need to go back to panicking, as a nation, about how much homework our kids have. Those backpacks are as big as them.
1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
  
  Clearly they're underworked and need more to do.
Byron 12 years ago

You keep using that word, "funnies"...
1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
  
  I thought you'd realize by now that the Commentariat provides the funnies, the doodle is just the catalyst.
  1. Ted S. 12 years ago
    
    So when are you going to start providing funny comments? :-p
    1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
      
      You expect me to carry the load all by myself. Sheesh, harsh crowd.
      
      All right "Two liliputians walk into a TSA checkpoint..."
      1. Ted S. 12 years ago
        
        You expect me to carry the load all by myself.
        
        No, I just expect to come up with a funny comment for once in your life. :-p
        
        UnCivilServant 12 years ago
        
        Here's a jar of Nitrous Oxide. It's meant to go in a car, but if you huff it you'll start to get the giggles. Use it whenever you don't get the joke.
      2. Almanian! 12 years ago
        
        I dropped a load in Des Moines, once.
        
        /Sandi-esque
Bee Tagger 12 years ago

Just replace the K9 cops with this dog and bob's your uncle.
Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 12 years ago

*ahem*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That is all.
Mongo 12 years ago

Chocolate chip cookie detector, indeed.
1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
  
  So that's how the Pepsi kid got the twelve pack through security.
Almanian! 12 years ago

Horrid. Wretched. Therefore, perfect.

I got to sleep in, cause vacation. That partially makes up for being greeted by this dreck.

Happy fucking slap-ass Friday, Reasonoids.

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