Brickbat: Ticket Please

Ghoncheh Ghavami has spent more than two months in an Iranian jail after being arrested for trying to enter a stadium to watch a men's volleyball match. Iran bars women from watching men's sporting events.

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[mr lizard]

There are no free shows in Iran

[Lady Bertrum]

In her defense, volleyball isn’t a real sport, so, yeah.

[Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz!]

*narrows gaze*

[WTF]

They got tired of her constantly asking “is that a homerun?”

TIWTANLW

[Almanian!]

+1 offsides? is that offsides?

[LarryA]

You’ve never seen volleyball played with AK-74s.

[Crackers Boy]

Religion of peace. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

CB

[Fist of Etiquette]

The death penalty for watching Top Gun.

[Almanian!]

*high fives Fist as we pass, our oiled-up, tan bodies glistening in the sun*

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

+1 Danger Zone

[Rufus J. Firefly]

What the heck is the penalty of ‘Dirty Dancing’ and ‘Flashdance’?

[Raven Nation]

Well, they are both crimes against humanity so how about drawn & quartered using elephants?

[Rufus J. Firefly]

I’m down with that.

They had it coming after all.

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

You maniac

[Rufus J. Firefly]

for

[Hillary's Clitdong]

The boats for watching a men’s wrestling match.

[Copernicus]

They’re really doing her a favor. The winning team gets to sodomize the losers and nobody wants to see that… except for a bunch of Iranian men (NTTAWWT)

[Lord Humungus]

She can come over to my house and watch whatever she wants.

[Will4Freedom]

That’s okay. The Left will be all up Iran’s face any minute now. They’re all for woman’s rights, ya know.

[cue Code Pink riot…. Now! crickit. cricket.]

[Almanian!]

Bitch shoulda followed the law. If you’ve done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide. Absent that — ANARCHY.

/Tulip LOAL

[Hillary's Clitdong]

DEE LAW IS DEE LAW. RIGIDLY ENFORCED ARBITRARY REGULATIONS ARE THE ONLY THING PREVENTING US FROM INSTANTLY TURNING INTO A BAND OF ANARCHISTIC RUFFIANS.

[Copernicus]

Freedom is respect for authority.

[Hillary's Clitdong]

Something something Persian women.

[jmomls]

Hey, I would care about these poor lasses, but that would make some sort of anti-isolationist chickenhawk with a war boner, sooooo, oh well.