You Smell Like Liberty: Will You Marry Me?

In the current issue of the American Journal of Political Science, an article, "Assortative Mating on Ideology Could Operate Through Olfactory Clues," by researchers from Brown, Harvard, and Pennsylvania State Universities suggests that ideological tendencies have distinct scents. Moreover, people possibly follow their noses when choosing politically compatible mates. From the abstract:
Mates appear to assort on political attitudes more than any other social, behavioral, or physical trait, besides religion. Yet the process by which ideologically similar mates end up together remains ambiguous. Mates do not appear to consciously select one another based on ideology, nor does similarity result from convergence. Recently, several lines of inquiry have converged on the finding that olfactory processes have an important role in both political ideology and mate selection. Here we integrate extant studies of attraction, ideology, and olfaction and explore the possibility that assortation on political attitudes may result, in part, from greater attraction to the scent of those with shared ideology. We conduct a study in which individuals evaluated the body odor of unknown others, observing that individuals are more attracted to their ideological concomitants.
Science Daily adds:
A new study reveals that people find the smell of others with similar political opinions to be attractive, suggesting that one of the reasons why so many spouses share similar political views is because they were initially and subconsciously attracted to each other's body odor.
During the study, 146 participants rated the attractiveness of the body odor of unknown strong liberals and strong conservatives, without ever seeing the individuals whose smells they were evaluating.
"People could not predict the political ideology of others by smell if you asked them, but they differentially found the smell of those who aligned with them more attractive. So I believe smell conveys important information about long-term affinity in political ideology that becomes incorporated into a key component of subconscious attraction," said Dr. Rose McDermott, lead author of the American Journal of Political Science study.
Avoid the sour aroma of conservatism and the cloying stink of progressivism: liberty smells sweetest.
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I've always wondered what smugness smelt like, I guess I've always known.
Science!
Of course, people tend to cover up their conservatism or liberalism with Old Spice and Obsession, so how does that figure into the equation?
It works long enough for a one night stand.
I love Obsession. Ex GF used to wear it. Made me nutz!
"Of course, people tend to cover up their conservatism or liberalism with Old Spice and Obsession"
So does that mean that progressives smell like Axe Body Spray?
Opinions are like assholes.
Which smell like socialists.
Have you met Palin's Buttplug?
So, my point is taken.
Thank you.
I imagine he smells like an entire dumpster of used butt plugs that have been set on fire.
Burnt rubber may smell worse than an asshole.
There is pubic hair burning in this dumpster fire too.
Completely unrelated q, but do blonde interns smell like liberty?
Duh.
I really hope I didn't pay for this.
I just skimmed the article and no acknowledgment of outside funding. So, unless you live in PA, MA, or RI, this probably didn't come directly out of your pocket.
"*sniff* *sniff*...he uses soap, shampoo and deodorant...OK, then, he's not an OWS activist. But he still exudes the sweat of outdoor labor on a weekday, thus not an engineer, thus not a libertarian...So we're down to moderate liberal or conservative. But the beer smell on his breath comes from a craft beer, which could go either way. But I'm just going to guess from the 'God, Guts and Guns made America Great, Let's Keep All Three T-shirt that he's a conservative."
It's a trap he's a hipster.
"For $40, I'll smell like whatever you want."
Capitalist and social liberal.
+ for 50 dollah I'll make you hollah, I get paid to do the wild thing...
Makes pop culture references that go back several decades. Just under geriatric. Peak earning years have passed but may be entering peak spending years.
Wrong.
Try again?
Apparently freedom smells like stale beer, sweat, and various smokes.
Huh. Could've sworn it smelled like sandalwood and tobacco blossom.
Gunpowder, moonshine, a hint of burnt plants (of your choice, naturally), and just the slightest tang of Mexican ass sex.
All that, plus food truck tacos.
Smells like: Mexican ass sex
Smells like: food truck tacos
To-MAY-to, To-MAH-to...
I need to find whatever food truck you're eating at.
I was going a different direction on that . . . .
And Ron Bailey has the best fucking job.
When he's not getting paid to rip Naomi Klein a new one, he's blurbing about sexy libertarian BO.
Maybe, just maybe, instead of choosing our mates by their smell, we spend a significant amount of time with them to determine compatibility. In the course of this period, which Ima make up a word and call it a courtship, the question of political leanings comes up and you discuss it. And after discussing it, in between rolls in the sack, you make a decision as to whether or not you are compatible enough to spend your lives together.
NO MAN, I like teh way teh bitch smell. So I married her.
Do you know who really understands women?
George Lucas.
+69 Ewoks
No, political leanings aren't discussed, and smell doesn't give them away. What gives them away is your attitude. Think you're smarter than everyone and should tell them how to live? You're a "progressive". Think God is smarter than everyone and already told them how they should live, in the Bible? You're a conservative. Think people should be free to live their own lives? What's your phone number?
But what does Hillary smell like?
What has been smelled cannot be unsmelled.
Be careful what you sniff.
Road kill rotting in the hot sun for days.
A: Huma Abedin's crotch
Did this study involve a sample of naturists? It seems difficult to isolate anything meaningful out of this study otherwise because too many odors seem like they'd be independent of worldview. Do auto mechanics who smell of oil hold particular political beliefs. Fishmongers? People with halitosis? People who use scented laundry products? People who eat lots of garlic? People who fart unashamedly? People who eat asparagus nd are into...?
There's no shame in farting. It's god's gift.
You know why they smell?
It's so the deaf can enjoy them, too.
If you're in the same room, you can FEEL mine.
Like a mini-FAE bomb?
Mini? I had 12 pork shumai for breakfast.
MOAB, then.
If they had cabbage in them, I'd be cutting daises today.
What do lawyers smell like? As far as I know they don't believe in anything except what enriches them.
Lawyers smell like they have been rinsed in the tears of orphans after emerging from an open grave.
Duh.
I propose we, like the people doing scent-based speed dating, sleep in the same tshirts for 3 days, then mail them to Reason for the staff and interns to take a deep whiff of each and rate us on sexual attractiveness.
WHO'S WITH ME?!!!!
Basically this mother fucker just said that we all smell like Warty.
And our enemies cringe and slink away when we are upwind?
I'd always wondered why my house is surrounded by howling dogs on days that i don't shower.
Moreover, people possibly follow their noses when choosing politically compatible mates.
I usually just follow "Little Rev-Match". (who isn't so little)
because they were initially and subconsciously attracted to each other's body odor.
It's that strong libertarian musk that they are really after.
""Avoid the sour aroma of conservatism and the cloying stink of progressivism: liberty smells sweetest."
- [cue jingle]
Smells like TEAM spirit.
*slow clap*
Freedom smells like... Old Spice.
Original scent
Not the @#$()* New 'brand extension' things, that are either named after mountains or islands, like
"Matterhorn, Fiji, Denali, Komodo, or Zanzibar"
or the sport stick, or the "Red Zone" or "Aqua Reef" or "After Hours" or GOD NO "Swagger"...
... or the poncy animal-themed things called "Foxcrest" and "Wolfthorne" and "Hawkridge" and "Bearglove"
jesus christ you faggot hipster marketing motherfuckers ORIGINAL SCENT!!
WTF IT WASNT BROKEN! THIS IS A PLOY TO DESTROY LIBERTY THROUGH CONTAMINATION OF OUR BODILY MUSKIFICATION
Seriously. This is how you kill a good thing - drown it in brand-extensions.
I happen to like "Swagger", but "Champion" is my favorite Old Spice smell.
The original Old Spice makes me think of Christmas.
What do Millenials smell like?
Pampers, pabst blue ribbon, and stale soymilk.
What does this say about the politics of dogs & cats?
Same as McCain.