Jet Pack Ruiners, Toy Gun Grabbers, Eco ATM Luddites (Nanny of the Month, 7-14)
"Jet Pack Ruiners, Toy Gun Grabbers, Eco ATM Luddites (Nanny of the Month, 7-14)" was produced by Ted Balaker and originally released on July 31, 2014. The original text is below.
In July, police promise confrontations will happen if one town doesn't ban the open carry of guns… toy guns. And in Oakland, California going green and making green just got a bit more difficult with a ban on "Eco ATMs" that offer cash payouts for old electronics and which local city officials say incentivize cell phone theft. But this month's top dishonor goes to the Newport Beach city council, which has prohibitednew businesses in the "water jet pack" industry from opening along the shoreline.
Officials hope the six-month moratorium addresses concerns related to "noise, injuries, wakes and a possible proliferation of the water-propelled devices."
While it's true that not everyone can handle the power of the jet pack, some of us have been waiting on our jet packs for a long time. So, step aside Newport Beach city council, because some of us are ready to fly.
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Nanny of the Month was created by Ted Balaker and is produced by Balaker and Matt Edwards. Edited by Edwards. Written by Zach Weissmueller. Opening graphics by Meredith Bragg.
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When they came for the water jet packs I said nothing....because I was tearin' ass around the Everglades in my mud buggy! Whooo I'm wild!
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Colorado Restaurant Staff Proudly Open-Carries Handguns
Trailer Trash hotties packin!
That woman's husband is a lucky guy.
My wife could wear those jeans.
Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado. For this, I may ,someday, venture to Colorado.
Obama welcomes African Leaders Summit, and re-affirms commitment to the continent = Our Administration Will Not Stop Until We Have Failed in Every Corner of the World
Obama plans to build on his achievements in Libya, Afghanistan, in helping to bring development and stable governance to these often-troubled regions.
"We understand, you've got issues" he noted. "You hate queers. You've got Ebola. But my liberal constituents demand I pander to them. So, why don't we ban GMOs? Perhaps that will cause starvation, which will distract from the Ebola."
Obama also noted that many African leaders had displayed admirable economic boldness: "There's some folks down there, trying to help the middle class. They added 9 zeros to their currency in Zimbabwe just last week. Its a nation of trazillionaires. Its ideas like that which we need to try in America. Invest in our future. Energy. Jobs."
Obama then returned to his putting.
Children's book 'My Parents Open-Carry' draws predictable reaction
City folk.
LOL
Its funny partly because you don't really *need* the pictures of the people to know that they're a bunch of middle aged females all grasping their pearls and clucking with angst over the fact that someone, somewhere, isn't terrified of people carrying guns.
What makes these people think Cops are such moral paragons and blessed people such that *they* can carry guns in public, yet if their trustworthy neighbor were to do so?! DEAR GOD HE'S ONE STEP FROM GOING ON A KILLING SPREE!!
Half the population of this country lives in an entirely contrived, media created bubble-world, entirely divorced from reality.
Half?
Funny. The commenters note how stereotypical the people in the book are, and I note how stereotypical the commenters are.
I am not sure what this one means:
Lisa V ?@Corieltauvia Aug 1
@ElawReads @MsTick68 Incredulous. Noting blond hair/blue eyes thing.
I believe it means: "GUN OWNERS ARE NAZI'S! AND THEY'RE SPREADING THEIR NAZI GUNOWNER PROPAGANDA TO TEH CHILDRUNZ!"
More or less.
We've gotten to the point where if something isn't given the required "United Colors of Benneton"-gloss, sending all the right 'OMG LOOK I AM DESPERATELY MULTICULTURAL!!'-signals, the progerati will knowingly look at one another and go,
'uh-huh? see that? WHITE PEOPLE. Ergo = Stormfront racists teabaggers!!1!'
Its so retarded that i begin to sound like racist-'murkin just commenting on it. But it is indeed that retarded.
side note = I saw a Vice-documenary video trailer about fracking on youtube... and one of the comments was, "Fucking Americans!! We're the worst people on Earth, Ever!!!"
It had like 90 thumbs up.
When i was a kid? we often said and did pretty dumb shit just so people would accept you as 'cool and hip'.
This is how young people signal acceptance to their SJW friends and peers. Hyperbolic self-loathing. Its what's for breakfast!
Also = someone doesn't know what 'incredulous' means.
I'm incredible at the thought someone doesn't know how to use "incredulous" properly.
Eejits.
Token-conservative guy @ NYT, Ross Douthat writes something with "Libertarian" in the title again; and I still have no idea who or what the fuck he's talking about.
anyone? Its something about the struggle between 'libertarian-populists' and 'reform conservatives'. He bores me nearly to death in the process.
He references Peter Suderman in his original piece a year ago about this so called 'struggle'.
It's funny how libertarians are simultaneously anarchists and totalitarians.
"You, you, ... *anarcho-fascist*!"
I sail in Newport Beach Harbor, where there is always a fucking boat load of aquatic traffic crisscrossing the channels. Newport Harbor is a fairly narrow harbor. As it is, it can be a nightmare trying to sail through it unscathed on a busy Sunday afternoon. Adding jet packs to the mix seems crazy. Nevertheless, I see no reason why they can't be accommodated.
There is at least one issue that needs resolving. Where do Jet Packers stand in the right of way hierarchy?
I suspect the real issue in Newport has nothing to do with safety. Newport is astronomically wealthy. Jet Packs don't fit into the 20 million dollar waterfront home vibe.
Washington Times does a list of the "White House's Biggest Fails"
Just scrolling through them... i have decided the one that gets the most credit for pure *editorial wit* is #3 = a caption-less picture of President Obama riding a bicycle.
They do not 'compare-contrast', but i was reminded that Bush liked to bike as well... so, here's that... and it is clearer, stylistically, what is so profoundly wrong with Obama.
Its so bad, they *repeated it* as #15 of his total-fails. He rode a bike.... Again.
it is clearer, stylistically, what is so profoundly wrong with Obama.
Something like this?
That little fairy is an embarrassment to this nation and his administration has been an even worse travesty than I feared it would be in the beginning. That photo speaks a thousand words, but not as succinctly as this one:
http://judotalk.com/photo/bara.....onstration
Dude seems to know what time it is. Wow.
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