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Seattle Sheriff's Deputy Under Investigation for Using County Computers to Help Wife Sell Sex

Elizabeth Nolan Brown | 4.21.2014 11:01 AM

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We all know that divorce proceedings and custody battles tend not to bring out the best in people. But here's a tip for aggreived husbands everywhere: Maybe don't go on record accusing your wife of prostitution if you've been the one pimping her out? Especially not if you're a cop who's been using official law enforcement resources in order to do so. 

This wisdom comes too late for one Seattle sheriff's deputy, who allegedly helped his wife work as a prostitute by using county computers and databases to perform background checks on her clients.

The unnamed 49-year-old deputy is now under criminal investigation by Washington's King County Sheriff's department and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). He could face prosecution for promoting prostitution and misuse of public property.

Two other King County deputies are also under investigation for allegedly alerting the first deputy that he was being investigated. Search warrants for all three deputies were issued last week, and all three have been placed on paid administrative leave, according to The Seattle Times. 

Perhaps the most amazing part of this story is the way all this came to light. It seems the deputy, in the midst of divorce proceedings and a custody battle with his estranged wife, accused her in court documents of working as a prostitute. Dude deliberately entered into the official record instances of criminal conduct which he may have taken part in, which either shows some serious hubris or some serious idiocy (or both!).

Or perhaps the charges are unfounded—that's still a possibility, too. But the King County Sheriff's department doesn't have the best recent track record on cop conduct. Earlier this year, another King County Sheriff's deputy was fired for dishonesty and abuse of authority connected to his harassing of a journalist. In February 2014, a former King County sheriff's deputy was indicted in federal court on charges of distributing and conspiring to distribute methamphetamine. And earlier this month, a blood test confirmed that the King County deputy arrested in December 2013 for being passed out over his car's steering wheel had multiple prescription drugs in his system. 

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  1. Pathogen   12 years ago

    Dunphy! Where are you?

    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      Didn't you read the story? He's out on bail.

  2. Almanian!   12 years ago

    What Pathogen said. Nooooooooow derpfee's long absence makes sense.

    The nights alone, powerlifting, and the loooooong weekends alone, surfing, while plotting how to rid himself of the burden of an ungrateful wife so he could finally - FINALLY! - wed Morgan Fairchild.

    It allll makes sense now.

    You go, derpfee! You go...

  3. Loki   12 years ago

    So, does this mean Morgan Fairchild was a prostitute?

    1. Episiarch   12 years ago

      Yes.

      1. John   12 years ago

        Yes, but Morgan used a much better quality agency than Dunphy.

    2. SlV   12 years ago

      Morgan Fairchild could charge a fortune if she had a time machine.

      1. Loki   12 years ago

        Actually there's probably enough people out there who would still pay a lot just to get a chance to sleep with a B-list minor celebrity. That and I'm sure there's at least some guys out there who are into older women who have clearly had a lot of cosmetic work done in a desperate attempt to hang on to their looks.

        1. SlV   12 years ago

          Can I have your autograph he said to the fat blond actress...

  4. neoteny   12 years ago

    The unnamed 49-year-old deputy

    Wot, no perp walk for arrested LEOs?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      Hey, if you want to be part of that criminal justice system, get yourself a badge.

  5. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    I posted this story several days ago.

  6. John   12 years ago

    If your wife turned out to be a hooker behind your back, I don't think that would be something any husband in his right mind would want to come out in court. The guy has no sense of shame or pride to begin with.

    1. Corning   12 years ago

      If I was tricked by my whoring wife I would definitely use that in court to keep her from taking half my stuff.

      1. John   12 years ago

        If I were "tricked" into my wife being a whore, I don't think half of my shit would be worth the public humiliation of having to admit I was that big of a doofus.

        1. prolefeed   12 years ago

          Maybe if half your stuff is worth a few hundred bucks or so.

          A few hundred thou -- move to a new town where no one recognizes your well-to-do face.

    2. Ahem'   12 years ago

      I think we're talking about Barney Fife mentality here.

  7. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

    He could face prosecution for promoting prostitution and misuse of public property.

    I thought prostitution is called "human trafficking" or "sex slavery" or something now. I just can't keep up with all the new language.

    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      "misuse of public property"

      Oh, I didn't know it was public property. I guess I'll schedule an appointment so I can drop by and pore over the records then.

      1. John   12 years ago

        I think the "public property" is the police cars and radios the guy used to whore out his wife.

      2. Scarecrow Repair   12 years ago

        It was supposed to be "pubic property".

  8. Jeff P.   12 years ago

    As we speak producers are pissing themselves while slapping together a "Whore Wife" show to pitch to E! Network.

  9. woodNfish   12 years ago

    Why isn't the deputy named? You can bet a regular citizen would be named. There are thousands more of these crooked cops and they continue to get away with their crimes that include murder, drug dealing, prostitution, extortion, and on and on. It is past time to clean house on these thugs.

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