Friday A/V Club: Footage from the Communist Mirror-Universe
A weird pop relic from the end of the Soviet era
With all the Cold War nostalgia in the air, I thought I'd post this relic from either the final days of the Soviet Union or the first moments of the post-Soviet era, I'm not sure which:
I've blogged this all-star pop cover of the Soviet national anthem once before, but it's one of those things you just need to remind the world about from time to time. The video's maybe-earnest, maybe-ironic, maybe-kinda-both nostalgia for the USSR feels like it was made by someone trying to create an East Bloc version of an American patriotic montage. That Bizarro-world effect is intensified by the fact that half the musicians in the video look like ersatz versions of the West's pop stars. The last time I posted this, a commenter spotted the Soviet Sebastian Bach, the Soviet Culture Club, the Soviet John Oates, and several more—and he didn't even mention the Soviet Meat Loaf. Clearly, the Communists were growing pod versions of our celebrities.
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Soviet Meat Loaf kinda looks like Soviet David Lee Roth in that picture.
In Soviet Russia teacher hot for YOU.
Paradise by the dashboard lights (of a Yugo).
A tight fit.
"PUT IT IN 'H'!!"
I was thinking more like Axl Rose. Although, Axl Rose looks more like Meatloaf than he does Axl Rose these days.
Even in the 60/70s, I'm surprised how Russian culture aped Western.
Bad Suits? 'natch
Bad Haircuts? oh yes.
Bad Music? definitely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8
One of the ugliest things I ever saw on Russian TV back in the mid 90s was three long-haired Slavic guys doing hip-hop in Russian.
In Sarajevo in 1997 my worst experience was not dodging snipers ala Hillary Clinton, it was hearing Serbo-Croatian rap.
My favorite cameo is Christopher Walken at 2:40, right after the requisite scene of the great people's Ukranian wheat harvest.
What the fuck is wrong with Russia? Yikes!
Grateful child sipping slop from a bowl at 0:50 is the perfect metaphor for Communism.
If I'd just watched the video with no sound, I would have no idea what country they were singing about. There's a hammer and sickle somewhere that gives a clue, but harvesting wheat? Lots of countries do that. Fireworks? Cranes flying over water? People looking up to the sky and wiping away tears? The clothes, the music, the video editing is pretty much standard US imperialism.