Friday Funnies: Bipartisan Farm Bill

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Cosplay or furries? You be the judge.

[Wasteland Wanderer]

Why can't it be both?

[UnCivilServant]

I thought it was Zombie Ben Franklin, Chris Christie and something out of Chicago.

[Almanian!]

Also, excellent call re: Zombie BF. I see it...good eye.

[waffles]

Aren't all furries cosplayers? Anthropomorphic animal people don't really exist do they?

[UnCivilServant]

The goal of GMO farming is to have Anthropomorphic animal people care for the animal-animals.

[Suthenboy]

Dr. Moreau approves.

[Ted S.]

That's Chip Bok on the right with what he's calling lipstick, and the H&R readership on the left, saying "NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ". The thing with the "Farm Bill" sign around its neck is a Macguffin.

[SugarFree]

Egg McGuffin.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

You...I mean...just...

*shakes head slowly and reaches for coffee mug*

[SugarFree]

Motivate yourself to find deliciousness.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

I would seek single malt to add to my coffee - but I have some work to do...

[SugarFree]

The only real labor is having to go through the day sober.

[invisible furry hand]

Not only is Bok not funny, he's crappy at cosmetics.

[mr simple]

I feel so disillusioned.

[UnCivilServant]

You leave Chris Christie alone, he's not a farm bill.

Also, why does zombie Ben Franklin have a hand on the end of his nose?

[Pompey]

This one is so. .....meh..... I got nothing. I don't think you can top furrie cosplay.

[Pompey]

I thought hockey moms were pitbulls! Hurrrr!

Why don't those bipedal aliums use a stencil? Kekeke

[Tonio]

Someone always has to be top, Pompey.

[Almanian!]

Wretched - therefore, perfect.

KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS??!! LIPSTICK!!!

I must give kudos to Bok for the somewhat-meta use of the conversation bubble to label the lipstick rather than using an actual label. In fact, other than Farm Bill's snout and namesign/tag, this is sort of a No Labels? cartoon.

But otherwise, as noted - wretched.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids

[Snark Plissken]

He just need to explain that the pig represented the farm bill using extemporaneous dialogue and it would've been perfect.

[Almanian!]

Always reaching perfection, yet it's always - just - out of reach.

Thus is man's condition evermore...

Plus Bok and Payne suck - duh!

[Almanian!]

"reaching FOR"

Seewhutamean?

[invisible furry hand]

I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. Or long enough arms.

[Almanian!]

SIR YES....I MEAN MA'AM, YES MA'AM!

[invisible furry hand]

Ma'am what? Were you about to call me an asshole?

[Sunmonocle Backwards Tophat]

I half expected a farmer with a "Bill" name tag selling pork, with a price tag attached to the elephant showing he's for sale. Maybe next week.

Also, was anyone else uncomfortable with the RACISM of having small ears on the elephant, implying Asian rather than African?

[Andrew S.]

You people disgust me. Insulting that poor pig by comparing it to Chris Christie.

Am I the only one who considers "Bipartisan" to be one of the scariest words in the political language?

[Almanian!]

You are among friends re: "bipartisan".

"TWO dicks in my ass. Thanks for the warning..."

[Snark Plissken]

Your intolerance of anything other than heteronormative-partisans absolutely disgusts me.

[Andrew S.]

Fuck. I forgot to check my heteronormative cis white male privilege. Sorry.

[Steve G]

Scary? no. Uber transparent and highly insulting? Yes

Makes me think of paleo baked goods. If you've got to put "paleo" in the recipe title ("Paleo muffins", Paleo pancakes") then you can rest assured it's not paleo, just grain-free.

[SugarFree]

Bipartisan: A Hatefuck You Get To Pay For

[Hillary's Clitdong]

NEEDZ MOAR LIPSTICK

[Longtorso, Johnny]

I can't even work myself into a hateful rage about the bad cartoons anymore.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

Search your feelings...let the hate flow!

[Ted S.]

Just let your hate flow,
Like a mountain stream,
And let your hate grow
With the smallest of things

[wareagle]

why is John Kerry still the symbol of Dems in Congress?

[UnCivilServant]

He's too archetypical, they can't help it.

[gaijin]

HOw does that pig snort?

[Tonio]

In the same way that the donkey's hooves have become hands, I presume.

[gaijin]

True. And at least those hooves are cloven into five rather than the usual four. Attention to details is the hallmark of something.

[Smilin' Joe Fission]

Dude thats one big pig man, I meaqn like wow.

http://www.Anon-Bots.tk

[Tonio]

+1 Dr. Krieger

[UnCivilServant]

Nooooooooooooo! Not Smilin' Joe

Oh the Humanity, why must AnonBot corrupt us all?

[Smilin' Joe Fission]

Just role with it man LOL

http://www.Anon-Wife.com

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

Soemtimes you jsut have to roll with it!

[Fist of Etiquette]

I don't know why all the complaints. This is a perfectly serviceable cartoon. Completely adequate.

[Tonio]

Damning with faint praise, eh, Fisty?

[UnCivilServant]

We're trying to provide supplimental humor like the two old muppets in the theatre.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

+1

[creech]

This is great political cartooning compared to the prog dreck from, say, Rogers in Pgh. Post-Gazette.

[BigT]

Now, here is a good cartoon.

[lap83]

I like it, but I have to admit my first thought was "Jobs"+red Jesus speech text= Apple fanboy. But then I noticed the labels had nothing to do with Samsung and I figured it out.

[GILMORE]

I don't get it.