Washington's Gambling Commission Shuts Down Card Games at Senior Center, Citing Local Ban

In two weeks the Snohomish, Washington, city council will consider whether retirees should be allowed to continue playing penny-ante card games—poker, bridge, and pinochle—at the local senior center. The games have been a favorite activity at the Snohomish Senior Center for 25 years. But five years ago, alarmed at the prospect of for-profit card rooms, the city council passed an ordinance that bans games played for money when any "organization, corporation, or person collects or obtains or charges any percentage of or collects or obtains any portion of the money or thing of value wagered or won by any of the players." That made the games at the senior center illegal, since each participant pays a "donation." No one noticed that the center had become a den of crime until someone ratted out the card players to the Washington State Gambling Commission, which in December ordered them to cease and desist. In response to the outrage provoked by that command, the city council last month approved a measure that allows nonprofit organizations to sponsor money card games until April 30. Now it has to decide what happens after then.
"We've got a big criminal record," card player Peter Richard tells KING, the NBC affiliate in Seattle. "18 years of playing for dimes!" He adds, regarding the gambling commission's order, "I thought they were off their nut!" Another player, Bill Huested, piles on: "If you gave them an IQ test, the needle wouldn't move."
KING reports that the the inadvertent civil disobedience at the senior center may promote a tolerance of recreational activities that extends beyond pinochle-playing pensioners:
The city council is now trying to fix the ordinance—which could end up reopening the door to for-profit card rooms in Snohomish—the very thing the council was trying to stop 5 years ago. But the council has since shuffled. Councilman Tom Hamilton says there may now be enough votes to allow card rooms to open in the city. He believes it's an option that should be considered.
"If you allow pulltabs, you're hypocritical not to allow social card games," said Hamilton.
[Thanks to Robert Woolley for the tip.]
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Beyond parody. Although:
Old people can be pretty awesome. I'd love to see those guys go to the city council meeting and heckle Statler and Waldorf-style.
I'm interested to hear more about how Bill Huested thinks IQ tests are administered.
All they have to do is vote. (They're the only ones who do.)
Now I'm watching Statler and Waldorf heckle Milton Berle
God damn that show was funny.
No one noticed that the center had become a den of crime...
No doubt that included the sudden criminals themselves.
Thank God someone finally "did something" about this den of iniquity. I hope they learned their lesson.
At least they didn't' send a SWAT team in.
Clearly they didn't give much thought to officer safety.
When the seniors start smoking MJ because their other past times were banned, we'll see a news headline "Seniors 25% less active after smoking Marijuana becomes legal"
Worse yet: "Seniors 25% more sexually active after poker banned."
It's bad enough that every town, village, and hamlet has its own dedicated cadre of busybodies out to ban any form of gambling that doesn't involve the state taking an overly generous cut, but I like to think there's a special circle of hell reserved for anyone who would rat out gramps for playing nickel poker with his few remaining buddies.
Out the rat. Who dropped the dime on these guys?
Fuck I'm sick of anonymous busybodies using the government to do their bidding because they are too chickenshit to talk to the people who are doing things they disapprove of.
I'm guessing that somebody got a fat contract to run the Tuesday night BINGO.
I think, the main reason behind the shut down of gambling reduces the number of illegal wagers. To avoid any unpleasant encounters with the low will be not neglected now onwards. It would be great.