Friday Funnies: If Apple Were Really Like Obamacare

Chip Bok

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[Snark Plissken]

IT'S NOT A FINE IT'S A TAX!!!

[Doctor Whom]

It's a fine! It's a tax! It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping!

[Super Hans]

Well, it's a fine tax.

[Fist of Etiquette]

The IRS is saying you get a free invisible dildo with each purchase.

[Live Free or Diet]

It's neither invisible nor free.

(Oh boy. What auto-correct normally does to me I'm doing to myself this morning. I had to fix three out of five of those words.)

[Snark Plissken]

But that hand looks rather furry.

[Fist of Etiquette]

The OP is wrong, I think that's the IRS making the jerk-off motion because he knows this customer isn't going to buy anything, he's just going to pay the fine and continue using his TracFone.

[Snark Plissken]

The OP, sir, is a cad and a bounder.

[John Galt]

An Obamacare a day will keep alot of doctors away from the medical profession.

[db]

Is Long-Necked-Pursed-Lip Man Bok's Mary Sue?

[Gweskoyen]

Nobody needs medical insurance, until they need it.

[Jordan]

And?

[Ska]

Gweskoyen figured out medical insurance is insurance.

[Snark Plissken]

After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. I mean, if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. The key here, I think, is to... to not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

[Drake]

You have obviously never seen the estate process in Massachusetts.

[Floridian]

Well actually nobody needs insurance. They may need medical care, but they have the option of paying out of pocket if they forgo buying protection.

[Gilbert Martin]

"They may need medical care, but they have the option of paying out of pocket if they forgo buying protection."

You mean like 99.9% of the U.S. population did from the inception of the country up until the wage controls implemented in WW2 started companies offering health insurance as an unccapped benefit to get around the restriction?

Why that would be totally unthinkable and irresponsible!

Haven't you read the historical accounts and seen the pictures of the massive piles of dead bodies constantly stacked up on every street corner and in front of hospitals from the first nanosecond the Constitution was ratifed up until 1941?

[creech]

Just during 1861-1865. But that was when the whole country went insane.

[Swiss Servator, Kneel to Zug!]

THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BOK!!! Take that, Payne!

[Jeff]

Now show us what it would be like Friday Funnies were really funny.

[Almanian!]

I'm hearing you say that in Rocket J. Squirrel's voice.

[Rich]

"You can't *handle* the humor!"

[Almanian!]

Um, no.

Also, not funny.

Obvious Almanian is obvious. Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

[Heroic Mulatto]

WHY DOES THE MAN IN BLUE HAVE A HAIRY SCROTUM ON HIS CHIN????

[Almanian!]

Boy With Balls On Chin Grows Up

[Finrod]

Kay, he's a ballchinian!

[H. ReardEn]

The better to fuck you with.

[Anomalous]

Apparently, a hairy scrotum chin is what you need to work at the Moron Bar.

[Auric Demonocles]

If you like your phone plan, you can keep your phone plan*. But not the alt-text.

*Not, phone plans which do not include unlimited data, unlimited texts, $0 copays for iPhone upgrades, iPhones in general, coverage for preexisting phone calls, or Farmville aps do not count as real phone plans.

[John]

I think this one is okay. Come on guys, grade on the curve here.

[BakedPenguin]

I second this - it's not bad.

[Auric Demonocles]

It would have been OK, but turning in an assignment without alt-text is an instant fail. It's on the syllabus.

[John]

Join the Alt Text Revolution!!

[Swiss Servator, Kneel to Zug!]

OT: http://www.smh.com.au/world/ke.....2uymp.html

"This looting has got to stop!

It is customary.

It is theft! And theft makes thieves.

It is their payment, Colonel.

Payment?

Truly, are not British soldiers paid?

They don't go home when they've been paid!

They are not free to."

[John]

Traditionally soldiers have been allowed three days of looting after taking a besieged city. So, I guess in 2013, a shopping mall is analogous.

[Agammamon]

Yeah, that's supposed to be an *enemy* city, not your own people.

[John]

Modern police and militarys have a broad view of who the "enemy" is.

[Bardas Phocas]

In American, the Imperial Stormtroopers havent even missed a paycheck yet and they're shooting random black people.

Just the way of the Thug Life.

[Bardas Phocas]

In better comic news - del Toro does Simpson openning credits.
Best Simpsons, which sucks but I haven't watched in a decade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYY7dhTyE

[Juice]

Holy crap. It's a cartoon on Hit and Run that's actually pithy.

[Ted S.]

What isn't better than a Chip Bok cartoon? Other than an evening with Warty, of course.

[Almanian!]

Biiiiite the Big Apple
Don't mind the maggots...

Shadoobie

Shattered

[Snark Plissken]

Holy shit, amazing how much better that is.

[PapayaSF]

I disagree. The Bok is better and the best of his I've seen in a while. I know we all rag on him around here, but this is a good one.

[Swiss Servator, Kneel to Zug!]

An evening with Warty and STEVE SMITH?

[John]

Well, Obama is his father's son.

[BakedPenguin]

Ramirez is pretty consistently good.