Friday Funnies: A "Green" Syria Attack

Henry Payne | 9.6.2013 7:00 AM

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Snark Plissken 13 years ago

The emissions are offset by all shutting down the streets of every town that is within 100 miles of his Royal Presence.
1. Drake 13 years ago
  
  Or just prevent an economic recovery for 5 years. Think how much gas that will save.
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Jay Leno's driver uses a square steeling wheel.
1. Bee Tagger 13 years ago
  
  Yeah, you try telling Jonathan Banks how to drive a car and tell me how that works out for you.
2. Almanian! 13 years ago
  
  I thought "The Steeling Wheel" was that thing they spun at Thunderdome to determine your punishment? Guess not.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
    
    Oh, so because I'm Asian you think you can make fun.
    1. Almanian! 13 years ago
      
      I'm dead selious, First.
      1. WTF 13 years ago
        
        LACIST!!11!!!
        
        Almanian! 13 years ago
        
        Arric Barrwin - DO SOMETHING!
Generic Stranger 13 years ago

He'd probably use less gasoline if he got some tires and stopped driving on the rims.
1. WTF 13 years ago
  
  And maybe get wheels that are actually big enough for the car. And why is he using a walkie-talkie?
  1. Generic Stranger 13 years ago
    
    Lurch doesn't quite understand the newfangled technologies.
gaijin 13 years ago

I think more politicians should hug polar bears. I'd pay to watch that.
1. Suthenboy 13 years ago
  
  They should be slathered in pig blood first. Yeah, I would pay to watch that as well.
Longtorso, Johnny 13 years ago

NEEDS MOAR LA....ah, fuck it.
mr simple 13 years ago

I don't get the yellow bumper sticker. What's the relation between the null set and global warming?
1. Almanian! 13 years ago
  
  That's a PacMan? who died due to teh Global Warmingz and has rolled over partially on its side. There was an error in the printing process, so they two X's that represent PacMan's? dead eyes didn't show up.
  
  That jsut makes a lot of sense when you think about it, right? LOL!
  
  http://www.bumperstickerheaven.com/derp
2. db 13 years ago
  
  Yellow? What EM spectrum are you using?
  1. Heroic Mulatto 13 years ago
    
    QUALIA!
3. BakedPenguin 13 years ago
  
  What's the relation between the null set and global warming?
  
  The number of honest "scientists" at the IPCC?
  1. Swiss Servator - Gnome Slave 13 years ago
    
    + 1 Diogenes of Sinope
Rich 13 years ago

Henry's pointing out that a missile warHEAD has a carbon FOOTprint. That's funny stuff!
Almanian! 13 years ago

1) Clever how Kerri Kasem has disguised her limo with plates spelling her name wrong.
2)Why is Steve Lawrence driving around in Kerri Kasem's limo?
3) Where's the remote control vehicle Steve Lawrence is controlling? Is it that helicopter that chopped off that kid's head in NYC? WAY TO KILL A KID, STEVE LAWRENCE!
4) Too many labelz. YEAH, I SAID IT!

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.
Being Waterboarded 13 years ago

I surely hope Mr President doesn't text back a reply - if Kerry get's in an accident when reading that text, our poor Mr President will surely end up behind bars.
db 13 years ago

Not to mention the GHG credits for all the methane released from decaying bodies of strike targets.
Lord Humungus 13 years ago

A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head. /Woody Allen
1. Snark Plissken 13 years ago
  
  You are so jejune.
  1. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
    
    You have the temerity to say that I'm talking to you out of jejunosity?
    1. Neoliberal Kochtopus 13 years ago
      
      Is this really how Woody Allen movies sound? Doesn't look like I am missing much.
      1. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
        
        some context helps, heck watch the entire movie here:
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRAeMr1bob4
        
        Snark Plissken 13 years ago
        
        Just what we need, warm cockles.
        
        Neoliberal Kochtopus 13 years ago
        
        ::goes to imdb to read the quotes section::
        
        Yeah, no way.
Heroic Mulatto 13 years ago

Ok, motherfuckers, explain to me why you are discussing the drivel above when you could be discussing the 1,000,000 dollar gold-plated vacuum cleaner with its own (hilarious) rap song?
1. db 13 years ago
  
  Didn't we all agree not to discuss Ke$ha anymore?
  1. SugarFree 13 years ago
    
    If she hadn't let two dobermans fuck her in the ears last night, your words would have been very hurtful.
Hillary's Clitdong 13 years ago

1. Why is John Kerry using a walkie-talkie?
2. Is that bumper supposed to stop a full-on rear hit by an oil tanker?
3. Lastly, and most importantly, WHERE ARE THE LABELS?
1. MP 13 years ago
  
  I just want to know why the driver is using a tablet while he's driving.
  1. Entropy Void 13 years ago
    
    Mighty big bumper you have there, Handsome ... or are you just happy to see me?
lap83 13 years ago

needs a "coexist" or a "well-behaved women rarely make history" sticker, maybe both
Ted S. 13 years ago

Anonbot thinks a Friday "Funnies" is actually funny, thereby failing the Turing test.
Swiss Servator - Gnome Slave 13 years ago

Are you sure it just doesn't have really poor taste?

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