Friday Funnies: Weiner Poll

Chip Bok | 8.2.2013 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

Props for letting Weiner communications director Barbara Morgan go unlabeled, but that really should be the Pittsburgh skyline.
Eduard van Haalen 12 years ago

lol, you gotta love those bought and paid for junk-tweeting politicians!

http://www.animaginarywebsite.com
1. Neoliberal Kochtopus 12 years ago
  
  That's a real site, and a shitty one to boot.
  1. Eduard van Haalen 12 years ago
    
    oops
H. ReardEn 12 years ago

Is that Sarah Palin with the big smile on her face? I can't tell - it's so poorly drawn.

How can you draw a Weiner comic without a weiner pun? At least the headline writer can get it right.
1. Corning 12 years ago
  
  No U think she represents the 20 something female hipster which apparently Weiner is getting good poll numbers for.
  
  The Jezabel crowd is fucked in more ways then one.
db 12 years ago

I have not seen the comic above (but read the title) yet so let me make a prediction: he's sending out a poll text to all potential constituents "accidentally" including his junk.

Plus, more labels needed. Let's see how I did.
1. db 12 years ago
  
  Should have labeled "wide stance."
db 12 years ago

Why is Weiner colored charcoal gray?
1. Tonio 12 years ago
  
  The side of him which we see is in shadow, as indicated by the shadow he casts. However, since the light is coming from behind the crowd their faces should also be in shadow. Consistency - how do it work?
2. Corning 12 years ago
  
  Swarthy?
db 12 years ago

Btw, I've never actually heard Weiner pronounce his own name. How does he do it? It's funny, because I don't watch TV news anymore, that I miss little things like this Weiner.
1. Eduard van Haalen 12 years ago
  
  ISWYDT
invisible furry hand 12 years ago

Your thoughts on what the person in the crowd should be saying, please.

I'll start off:

"He certainly rises to the occasion"
1. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  "It's been done."
2. Eduard van Haalen 12 years ago
  
  "Huh huh, Weiner. His name is Weiner and he likes to show his wiener, huh huh."
3. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  "Chip Bok isn't very funny, is he?"
4. Rich 12 years ago
  
  "Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, ... Batman!"
  1. Eduard van Haalen 12 years ago
    
    It's more like "na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na..."
5. H. ReardEn 12 years ago
  
  'It looks like Weiner, only smaller'
6. Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago
  
  "I'm in a Friday Funnies? Is it one of the ones where everyone's head is penis shaped?"
7. BlueBook 12 years ago
  
  "His legs are skinnier than Ann Coulter's!"
8. H. ReardEn 12 years ago
  
  'It should get him 69% of the vote. Know what I'm sayin'?'
9. Almanian! 12 years ago
  
  "Open mouth, insert Weiner."
10. db 12 years ago
  
  "Robin needs to trade up."
11. db 12 years ago
  
  "This whole situation has been blown out of proportion."
John Tagliaferro 12 years ago

What is the point of the blonde chick spewing profanity at the roving reporter?
1. H. ReardEn 12 years ago
  
  The mic is wired to Wiener's earpiece. The dirty talk appears to be having it's intended affect.
2. Fluffy 12 years ago
  
  That's Barbara Morgan, his press secretary, who went off in a profane, Fluffy-style tirade against one of the interns who said bad things about him.
  1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret) 12 years ago
    
    NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ, BOK!
    1. Rich 12 years ago
      
      Only for the LIVs.
      
      The H&R commentariat *knows* Chip's subtle attention to detail.
      1. Bobarian 12 years ago
        
        Subtle... like a ball peen hammer to the knee.
    2. Tim 12 years ago
      
      Yeah, if not for the labels I never would have made the connection.
      1. Rich 12 years ago
        
        Tim, I am disappoint.
Almanian! 12 years ago

1) Why did Bok draw the President from behind opening his coat with a "Weiner for Mayor" sticker on it??

2) I read the headline as "Friday Funnies: Weiner Pull". Hahaha! WEINER PULL! HAHA!

3) Don't see the tip of the PResident's undoubtedly-long-because-he's-black penis hanging below the coat, so RACIST.

4) Awful. Therefore, perfect.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.
Tim 12 years ago

I wish I were the New York Mayor Wiener,
that is what I'd truly like to be e e.
and if I were the New York Mayor Wiener everyone would be in love with me.
1. Almanian! 12 years ago
  
  I'd put that on a bun and eat it
Almanian! 12 years ago

Weiner....huh huh...huh huh...huh huh...huh huh.... Weiner....
Tim 12 years ago

In politics, it turns out that chads are not the worst things to leave hanging.
1. Archduke Trousersenthusiast 12 years ago
  
  the answer is chads, right?
2. H. ReardEn 12 years ago
  
  I knew a Chad in college.
mr simple 12 years ago

Oh, I get it.
db 12 years ago

How is New York City not the most ridiculous place in the world, again? Why would anyone look to it as an example?
1. Rich 12 years ago
  
  "The Greatest City in the World ... with regard to *ridiculousness*!"
2. KDN 12 years ago
  
  If I can answer your question with a question, why wouldn't you convert large swaths of road to bike and pedestrian lanes in order to reduce traffic?
  1. Bobarian 12 years ago
    
    Why would anyone ever want to own a car or live outside the most ridiculous place in the world?
John Galt 12 years ago

To be fair, Anthony only intended to stick the tip in the campaign.
1. Bobarian 12 years ago
  
  Nobody ever intends to just stick the tip in... you just say that to get your 8th grade school teacher let you do it.
  
  Or so I've heard.

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