Friday Funnies: Royal Pain

Chip Bok | 7.26.2013 7:25 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

Bok has Feeney's back.
Live Free or Diet 12 years ago

He's right. Our spending blows.
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  Perhaps he was suggesting Americans are performing some sort of fellatio on their royalty
  1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret) 12 years ago
    
    Indeed, see; press, Kennedy family.
  2. Atanarjuat 12 years ago
    
    Actually, it's a condition for working at MSNBC.
Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

Notice has been given to America. Prince George is wearing Bart Simpson's scalp.
1. Auric Demonocles 12 years ago
  
  We've started wars with royal George's for less.
  1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret) 12 years ago
    
    And they no less the same - ie. The War of Jenkin's Ear.
    1. SugarFree 12 years ago
      
      To be fair, that damn ear had it coming.
      1. Zakalwe 12 years ago
        
        Mark Antony was smart enough to ask for the loan of an ear.
2. db 12 years ago
  
  Cowabunga, dude!
Marc F Cheney 12 years ago

OH SNAP
CampingInYourPark 12 years ago

On June 13, Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, wrote her and Secretary of State John Kerry asking why Abedin, the deputy chief of staff at the State Department under former Secretary Hillary Clinton, was granted status as a "special government employee" after the birth of her son.
That title allowed her to work from home as a part-time consultant to State, earning $135,000 as a government employee -- while also earning $355,000 as a consultant for Teneo, where former President Bill Clinton is a board member.

Sweet!

http://www.foxnews.com/politic.....z2a9TCCgMY
1. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  What difference, at this point, does it make?
2. DJF 12 years ago
  
  Once again the Republicans continue their "War on Women" who just want to help the US government by taking advantage of the revolving door between government and crony industry which has made some people lots of money.
3. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
  
  Why did I go into state instead of Federal service? I can't even break six figures without becoming a division leader.
  
  /sigh
4. Fatty Bolger 12 years ago
  
  Seems like a lot of money, but as Hillary's "Lady of the Bedchamber" you either talked to Huma or felt the wrath of the Queen. So I'm sure she was worth every penny they paid her, and more.
Mike M. 12 years ago

-1 bubble.
Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret) 12 years ago

Oh, let me be the first.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Auric Demonocles 12 years ago

Needs more labels. Specifically the kind that only appears when you hover your mouse over the picture.
1. The Society for MOAR Alt-text 12 years ago
  
  Hear hear...We strongly agree with you!
Cdr Lytton 12 years ago

Why is Krang wearing a crown?
1. SugarFree 12 years ago
  
  Because all the libertarians at TReason voted for Kodos.
  1. Floridian 12 years ago
    
    I thought krang was from TMNT
    1. Auric Demonocles 12 years ago
      
      SugarFree is an uneducated prole who things Kang and Krang are the same thing.
      1. SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        Kraang may be from TMNT, I'm not sure who this "Krang" character is.
        
        I was merely making a joke and Cdr's spelling might have just been a typo, but you two--for not knowing the right spelling before correcting me--have made utter fools of yourselves. Shame to you both. SHAME!
        
        Floridian 12 years ago
        
        I'm sorry sir. I will adjourn to my flogging chamber to punish myself.
        
        Cdr Lytton 12 years ago
        
        http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Krang
        
        I don't think so SF.
2. Butts Wagner 12 years ago
  
  SHREDDERRRRR!!!
Mr Whipple 12 years ago

In Soviet America, royalty pays politicians.

http://www.latimes.com/news/na.....8464.story
1. Corneliusm 12 years ago
  
  "Defenders of political appointments argue that the ambassador's job has been diminished by modern communications that make it easy for presidents to stay in touch with foreign leaders."
  
  Hard to debate that kind of logic.
db 12 years ago

Labels, hell. Most people would need a footnote to understand what the man's saying.
UnCivilServant 12 years ago

OT: The Squirrels are no longer content to eat posts - Now they bring the Black Death to California: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23460709
1. SugarFree 12 years ago
  
  FEAR IT!
Rich 12 years ago

Ease up, Chip. *Everyone* puts on a few extra pounds during pregnancy.
1. Rich 12 years ago
  
  *takes on*, dammit!
Fatty Bolger 12 years ago

Related: Oversized royal babies take over London
timbo 12 years ago

The British collectively are the equivalent of the "Trayvon was murdered" crusade.

If they were here, dumbass americans would be talking about them instead of teaching capitalism.

Just look at great Britain at any time since the early 1900s and you have a blue print of what the US will look like at 20 years from that point in history.
John Galt 12 years ago

As impossible as it should be, our royalty is a lot uglier, too. Just ask Amanda Bynes.
alan_s 12 years ago

This one was actually pretty good. B+

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