New Jersey Bus Driver Caught Masturbating Behind the Wheel
Apparently some find the Lincoln Tunnel to be a real turn-on
A pervy NJ Transit bus driver got so hot and bothered while approaching the Lincoln Tunnel that he turned to self-love for relief.
George Simpson, 41, of Newark, started masturbating while pulling into the toll plaza just before 8 p.m. on June 24, transit officials said. But his indecent busman's holiday didn't last long.
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He could be the next mayor of NYC, with qualifications like that. He'd just need to establish residency. Simpson and Weiner would master the debates.
You mean he'd be a master debater?