English Politician Claims Regular Sex With Alien is Causing Problems in His Marriage
Says he has fathered a child with an extraterrestrial
Labour councillor Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, has previously claimed he has not only fathered an alien child named Zarka, but that his "real mother" is an extraterrestrial as well.
The driving instructor, who has three children with his human wife, said sexual intercourse with the alien he refers to as the Cat Queen happens about four times a year. And now he says his alien relationship is causing marital strife.
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Good to know it's that and not the mental problems.
Sounds like someone's wife found his prescription for space penicillin.