Watch Matt Welch on Fox News's Red Eye at 3 AM!

Beginning at 3 o'clock in the morning on Fox News, I will be on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld and his crew of merry vulgarians. We are scheduled to talk about source-greasing Washington Post puff pieces, over-litigious parents of high school athletes, 3D pizza-printing, attitudes toward workplace sexytime, doctors going Galt, and the ideal actress to play the young Hillary Clinton, among other things. 

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[WomSom]

Soudns liek a sure fire plan to me dude.

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[Warrren]

I like Greg and Andy and what ever ResAynoid is on but usually the rest of the guests on on the show just cause things to drag.

[sam the man]

Female guests are usually brought on for the sole purpose of occupying the leg chair. Most of them are pretty dumb.

[Irish]

I am a big fan of the leg chair though.

[An0nB0t]

Jedediah is the reason I still have a television. Though Kennedy makes quite a decent leg chair guest as well.

And, channeling Hitch, the RE women aren't particularly dumb, they're just unfunny compared to the males on the show. Excepting Kennedy, of course.