Venezuelan Government Approves Funds To Alleviate Toilet Paper Shortage
Truly, they have mastered economic policy
Venezuela's National Assembly has backed plans to import 39 million rolls of toilet paper, in an effort to relieve a chronic shortage.
Lawmakers voted to approve a $79m credit for the country's ministry of commerce, which will also be used to buy toothpaste and soap.
The products are currently in short supply in Venezuelan shops.
The oil-rich nation relies on imports, but currency controls have restricted its ability to pay for foreign goods.
President Nicolas Maduro, who won a narrow majority in April's presidential elections, maintains that the country's periodic shortages of basic goods are the result of a conspiracy by the opposition and rich sectors of society.
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Yeah, the government really needs to make sure TP is available. No way does the population get enough without the Department of Toilet Paper taking charge. I mean, how would the toilet paper makers know some was needed without that?
Isn't a toilet paper shortage the traditional sign indicating when a Socialist country crosses the line into full-on Communism?
Could be. I sorta thought it was when they starting murdering the citizens without trial.
Ooops! Sorry, Mr. Holder!
In Soviet Union, assholes wipe out you!
Ooops. Sorry Mr. Holder!
and we have a winner!
"Venezuelan Government Approves Funds To Alleviate Toilet Paper Shortage"
You realize, of course, this headline has more than one interpretation...
Solution: print more money. That way, everyone is rich and there's plenty of TP.
But print it on 4" X 4" sheets and choose soft paper, for pete's sake.
We'd better stock up on FRNs now. There might be a TP shortage in the US this winter.
Sean Penn could take some paper with him on his next trip and keep supporting the Bolivarian revolution