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Brickbat: When the Moon Hits Your Eye

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Police in Chestnuthill Township, Pennsylvania, have charged Larry Liero with disorderly conduct and open lewdness. Liero, a senior at Pleasant Valley High School, mooned two eighth graders. He faces up to one year in prison. School officials also suspended Liero and banned him from graduation ceremonies.

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  1. To judge by the patriacrhal beard, this must be the Reverend Moon.

  2. He better at least be required to register as a sex offender, the cheeky bastard. Do you know what effect exposing young people to bare skin has? Who does this kid think he is, Andy Sipowicz? NUDITY = SEXUAL ASSAULT.

  3. “We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren’t of your faces doesn’t mean we can’t identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.”

  4. Does every school administrator and parent in the country have a spinster’s sense of humor and a mouth tighter than a cat’s ass or does it just seem that way?

    1. as a spinster, i feel othered by your microaggression

      1. Maybe they just all make that face around me due to my smell.

        1. No, no, every spinster dreams of being othered hard by some dude’s microagression.

          1. You guys spelled sphincter wrong.

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