I've mentioned this in passing a couple of times already, but now that it has a proper Amazon page—and because it seems especially timely this week—I'm going to give it a full post: In August, HarperCollins will be publishing my book The United States of Paranoia. Here's what they're planning to put on the jacket flap:
* 1693: Cotton Mather suggests that the spirits attacking Salem are allied with the colony's human enemies. At "their Cheef Witch-meetings," he writes, "there has been present some French canadians, and some Indian Sagamores, to concert the methods of ruining New England."
* 1835: A gunman tries to kill Andrew Jackson. The president accuses a senator of plotting the assassination. Jackson's critics counter that the shooting was a false-flag attack arranged by the president himself to gain public support.
* 1868: An article in The New-York Tribune declares that the Democrats have engineered the capital's malaria outbreaks, pumping "the air, and the water, and the whisky of Washington full of poison."
* 1967: President Lyndon Johnson asks his cabinet if the Communists are behind the country's urban riots. When the attorney general tells him the evidence isn't there, Johnson isn't convinced.
Conspiracy theories aren't just a feature of the fringe. They've been a potent force across the political spectrum, in the center as well as the extremes, from the colonial era to the present. In The United States of Paranoia, Jesse Walker explores this rich history, arguing that conspiracy stories need to be read not just as claims to be either believed or debunked but as folklore. When a tale takes hold, it says something true about the anxieties and experiences of the people who believe and repeat the yarn, even if it says nothing true about the objects of the theory itself.
The first half of the book lays out five conspiracy narratives that keep recurring in American history, zeroing in on examples from the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries. The second half looks at how those primal stories have played out in the politics and popular culture of the last half-century, from Watergate to Waco to the War on Terror. With intensive research and a deadpan sense of humor, The United States of Paranoia combines the rigor of real history with the punch of pulp fiction.
And here's the cover:
You can pre-order it from Amazon, you can pre-order it from Barnes & Noble, or you can march into your local bookstore, slam your fist on the counter, and demand that they call you the second they have it in stock.
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I know I'm not writing the checks at Reason, but I think either Nick or Matt or Jesse (or fricking ANYONE) should do an interview with Bruce Schneier, the security guru.
He's written extensively about unjustified paranoia in reaction to events like the Marathon bombing and recently wrote an excellent piece detailing the futility of restricting civil liberties in order to try and stop terrorism.
It would be better if they could replicate the Reason issue with my fucking apartment on the cover. That was awesome and is why I now live in a camouflaged RV.
The fact that you actually see words in that random jumble of letters means that you view the world in a way that is harmful to The Body. Thankfully, reprogramming only takes several hours of cranial reconfiguration. It will be less painful if you just rest easy and close your eyes.
At "their Cheef Witch-meetings," he writes, "there has been present some French canadians, and some Indian Sagamores, to concert the methods of ruining New England."
I'm surprised this group of semi-literate hacks can even manage to put out a couple articles every day. Can you imagine what they'd do if there were no other journalists to steal material from?
I think The Waco conspiracy goes as deep as "Feds wanted to use shiny new toys and kill everyone inside". I wasn't aware there was more to it than that.
In his book KGB: The Secret Work of Soviet Secret Agents John Barron made note of how Russian agents would try to claim credit for any bad thing in the West in order to earn promotions and commendations.
I don't trust this book.
I am suspicious of your mistrust.
Your suspicion is worrisome.
Hey! If his suspicion can help save just one child's life ....
I am distrustful of your suspicion.
I have misgivings about your distrust of his suspicion.
I know I'm not writing the checks at Reason, but I think either Nick or Matt or Jesse (or fricking ANYONE) should do an interview with Bruce Schneier, the security guru.
He's written extensively about unjustified paranoia in reaction to events like the Marathon bombing and recently wrote an excellent piece detailing the futility of restricting civil liberties in order to try and stop terrorism.
Here's the piece in question-
http://www.theatlantic.com/nat.....on/275014/
Seriously YOU GUYSSS, INTERVIEW BRUCE ALREADY!!!
Reason has published Schneier as recently as the January 2013 issue.
Yeah, but I mean an interview. Like they do with others, as I bet it would be helpful and prescient.
PLUS I DON'T GET THE MAGAZINE.
Dance Monkey!
PLUS I DON'T GET THE MAGAZINE
Then you have no leverage. You can't threaten to cancel your subscription. So Nick and Matt are free to tell you to go fuck yourself.
They already are.
"You can pre-order it from Amazon, you can pre-order it from Barnes & Noble"
Oh, sure and give them all sorts of identifying information... that's what they want you to do!!1!1!!
OTOH, if you seem to be avoiding ordering the book ....
The cover is great.
Yes, was coming to post the exact same comment.
It would be better if they could replicate the Reason issue with my fucking apartment on the cover. That was awesome and is why I now live in a camouflaged RV.
It's kinda nifty. What makes it great?
The shredded paper being reassembled from random letters into loaded words and phrases is a great visual metaphor.
AH HA! I knew I could get you to fall into my trap.
Woe to me, O Great Sparkles!
The fact that you actually see words in that random jumble of letters means that you view the world in a way that is harmful to The Body. Thankfully, reprogramming only takes several hours of cranial reconfiguration. It will be less painful if you just rest easy and close your eyes.
You couldn't Philip K. Dick me on the Philip K. Dickiest day of your life, even if you had a Philip K. Dick machine.
"Chaos Men in Black Elders of Zion" is the title of my newest porn production, btw.
I like it that "Bob" rated several mentions.
I don't see "Slack" anywhere. Maybe it's on a diagonal.
I was kind of hoping to find "Obey Warty." in there as a fun bit of irony.
I didn't see "Kochtopus" on the cover.
Missed one Jesse?
You know who else wrote a book full of paranoia?
Wait, wait! I know this!
Was it... The Glasses and The Jacket?
Already pre-ordered. (Balko's book, too)
Feel obligated since I only got Rebels on the Air from the library
Notice they keep 'canadians' in lower case.
Notice 'whisky' gets a place right alongside the primary staples of 'air and water', they didn't even mention 'food'.
I like this 1868 Amurrica.
1800s America made Russia look sober.
It is food. Made from grain/corn, after all.
Going to put it on my birthday list. Will most likely buy it if I don't get it for free.
This explains much which was heretofore unexplained.
Waco, Watergate, War (of Terror). Walker... George W. Bush!
Whoa.
We're through the looking glass here people!
Especially since W reflected in a mirror is W.
Unless, of course, you're standing on your head.
It's also M upside down.
Obama. Coincidence...?
Unless, of course, you're standing on your head.
You've done it now, Rich. The black helicopters are on the way.
Thanks, $park?! Gotta go!
Wait, What noW?
Woston Warathon.
Have any other reason staffers written books?
I'm surprised this group of semi-literate hacks can even manage to put out a couple articles every day. Can you imagine what they'd do if there were no other journalists to steal material from?
Hmmm did you get Alex Jones to blurb this?
Here's a better alt-text for you:
"Talkin' bout my paranoia."
You have already talked about mine.
I think The Waco conspiracy goes as deep as "Feds wanted to use shiny new toys and kill everyone inside". I wasn't aware there was more to it than that.
there has been present some French canadians, and some Indian Sagamores, to concert the methods of ruining New England
It was true then and it's true now.
Have you ever been to Sagamore Beach?
No mention of the 'Men in Black' because of trademark issues? Or something more sinister...
Your question will not be answered. For your own safety.
D'oh.
No mention of Sandy Hook in the book, I presume. Or or Boston.
PROBLEMATIC.
and because it seems especially timely this week
A feeble attempt to immunize yourself from the very suspicious timing of this announcement.
You mean the Soviets never had anything to do with USA riots? I better buy this book to find out more.
In his book KGB: The Secret Work of Soviet Secret Agents John Barron made note of how Russian agents would try to claim credit for any bad thing in the West in order to earn promotions and commendations.
Just like any other group of career bureaucrats.