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Confusion Reigns in Boston Case, IRS Promises To Respect the Fourth Amendment, Government Shoulders Aside Private Lenders: P.M. Links

J.D. Tuccille | 4.17.2013 4:30 PM

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    In the Boston bombing case, authorities identified a suspect and then arrest— Whoops, no they didn't! But we do know that grad student, Lingzi Lu, was the third fatality in the attack. And people at the scene apparently engaged in a little post-explosion looting. Yes, the possibility of a civil liberties-threatening reaction does hover over the whole mess.

  • The IRS now promises that it will respect the Fourth Amendment in its searches through email, but internal records from the agency suggest that it's been doing nothing of the sort.
  • Add the White House to intended recipients of rather literal poison-pen letters.
  • Sen. Rand Paul called out the president for using the dead kids of Newtown as props in his campaign to limit self-defense rights.
  • The British government denies that regulating the press is any sort of threat to human rights. And don't you dare report anything to the contrary.
  • In just a very few years, the government has displaced the private sector as the primary source of home and consumer loans.
  • In Texas, an Eagle Scout candidate recorded local cops trying to come up with a convincing reason for stopping and arresting his father for legally carrying a rifle on a hike. See if you can find "rudely displaying" in the Texas statutes.
  • Los Angeles voters will have an opportunity to either tighten or loosen restrictions on marijuana dispensaries.

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  1. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

    Wolf Blitzer broke the news.

    1. db   12 years ago

      WTF is this Keystone Kops bullshit? Could they try to look less competent? Or is this a failure on the journalistic side?

      1. $park?   12 years ago

        If you don't trust the cops to keep you safe then the terrorists have won.

      2. Rich   12 years ago

        Well, it makes people trust them less. Bug or feature, you decide.

        A Boston law enforcement told CNN, "We got him," but wouldn't clarify whether that meant a suspect has been identified or arrested.

        That guy/gal should be rounded up as a "person of interest".

        1. John   12 years ago

          It seems to be a symbiotic relationship between idiot cops spreading rumors and desperate reporters who will report anything without any sort of verification.

          1. db   12 years ago

            Seems reasonable to me.

          2. creech   12 years ago

            How many reports do you read attributed to a person who couldn't go on record because he or she wasn't authorized to release the info? Time for journalists to say "Get back to me when you are authorized." There are probably 1,000 national and local newspeople crawling all over Boston, each with a desire to win a Pulitzer with a scoop.

      3. Brett L   12 years ago

        CNN has been defining competence down for about 15 years now.

        1. Rich   12 years ago

          From my experience, it's a rare CBS Evening News that doesn't fuck up *something*.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            Any time Dan Rather is your high water mark...

            1. db   12 years ago

              Obligatory.

      4. fish   12 years ago

        Could they try to look less competent?

        Isn't this really a case of it being effortless?

      5. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        Incompetence or "Holy shit! The Person-of-Interest doesn't fit the 'narrative'!" Lock down! Deny! Obfuscate! THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THEM, GODDAMIT!

      6. Mike M.   12 years ago

        I'm starting to become concerned that the powers that be may already be hard at work trying to construct a plausible lie of some kind to sell to the public.

        We already know that Block Yomomma and the vile administration that works for him is more than willing to tell us absurd lies and insult our intelligence.

        They lied about the attack in Benghazi, claiming that it was about that stupid YouTube video after they knew that wasn't really the case. And to this day they continue to insist on this outrageous lie that the Ft. Hood killings was an act of "workplace violence".

        At this point, I have very little confidence that this government plans on being completely straight with us about what happened here.

    2. Austrian Anarchy   12 years ago

      Blitzer has moved on to finding the real white terrorists, as long as they are not Marxists.

      If Tim McVeigh wore Che shirts, he would be a professor now.

  2. Virginian   12 years ago

    No hat tip for the Texas story? BOOOOOOO

    1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

      Actually Otis P Driftwood got the hat tip. So, double-no.

      1. Virginian   12 years ago

        Shut up. I just want a goddamn hat tip. What is this, Auschwitz?

        1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

          I'm just trying to help you deal with the perpetual injustices of the hat tip system. Which I assume are themselves a way for the editors to help us deal with the perpetual injustices of the state.

          So...yes.

          1. Rich   12 years ago

            The editors do crudely brandish that hat.

            1. $park?   12 years ago

              It's like there's not even a real rule and they just hand them out at their whim.

  3. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    Sen. Rand Paul called out the president for using the dead kids of Newtown as props in his campaign to limit self-defense rights.

    He's one to talk. Everyone knows Rand sacrifices kids to the Aqua Budda Temple of Doom-style.

    1. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

      He needs to embrace Aqua Budda and make it his own.

    2. deified   12 years ago

      Rand Paul Death-Cult Orchestra

  4. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    In just a very few years, the government has displaced the private sector as the primary source of home and consumer loans.

    The state taketh and giveth back at interest.

  5. Virginian   12 years ago

    http://money.cnn.com/2013/04/1.....index.html

    Silicon Valley also full of whores. Big shock, right?

    1. John   12 years ago

      A town full of insanely rich dorky men. Wow, now that is a target rich environment for a hooker.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        But free markets in no way work to match suppliers of poon with those who can afford to pay for 'tang.

        1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

          At least some prudes have caught on that they do. End demand! Yeah, have fun with that guys.

          1. John   12 years ago

            End demand for poon? Yeah, good luck with that.

            1. wareagle   12 years ago

              i heard somewhere that women like sex, too. It may have been my wife. What's next; end demand for air and water?

          2. Irish   12 years ago

            Unless they plan to murder every man in Illinois, I don't know how they plan to do this.

            1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

              I mean it seems like whoring me out is not an option.

              1. Night Elf Mohawk   12 years ago

                Not with your neck issues.

            2. db   12 years ago

              I think it involves something about bodily fluids and drinking water additives.

              1. db   12 years ago

                Or Africa-style penis snatching.

              2. Brett L   12 years ago

                "I do not avoid [whores], [db], I just... deny them my essence."

            3. Zeb   12 years ago

              Every man in Illinois employs prostitutes? I guess I'm not too surprised.

              1. Irish   12 years ago

                Well, you can't be sure. How do you intend to know if you've ended demand so long as one man still lives?

                For that matter, we should probably kill the lesbians too.

              2. NeonCat   12 years ago

                Every taxpayer.

          3. Irish   12 years ago

            Best part:

            (ii) Women enter the sex trade for many reasons. For some it is pure economic necessity

            So it's economic necessity for these women to be able to earn a living through the sex trade, and you want to take that away from them. I guess it's better that they starve than make money in the sex business.

            1. Zeb   12 years ago

              Well, actually it's better that they become totally dependent on government handouts and "services" than to independently earn a living using the skills and assets they have. Remember who we're dealing with here.

          4. Suthenboy   12 years ago

            The group picture on that site is fucking priceless.

            1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

              Indeed. The giant black woman in the center could play in the NFL. Maybe she did, before the surgery.

            2. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

              It is. I should note, this is a huge outdoor ad campaign in Chicago right now.

          5. deified   12 years ago

            I'll just leave this right here.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      People pay money for this: Kitty Stryker.

      1. Rich   12 years ago

        *** Snorts ***

        What's her *real* name?

        1. db   12 years ago

          Rodent Stomper

      2. Virginian   12 years ago

        She charges 350 bucks an hour!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

        That is a fat chick with blue hair and there are guys who will pay 350 dollars an hour to fuck her??!?!?!?

        Go to a bar. Pick up a fat chick. Spray her hair blue with the temporary hair spray from the craft store. Total cost...20 bucks. Maybe.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          She starts at 350.

          1. Michael S. Langston   12 years ago

            I'm sure that's what she said - she's also likely paying her way through law school and already has enough money to retire based upon all the great business advice and money her rich clients give her....

            Next up for her I'm sure is the yellow brick road: so that her final wish (as money, independence, etc has already been achieved) of going home can be realized.

        2. Zeb   12 years ago

          She must have some special talents of some sort. It takes all kinds.

          1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

            For $350/hour, I expect special talents from someone pleasing to look at.

            1. Virginian   12 years ago

              Exactly. Hell, I bet you I can find a limber college student in the next three hours that will agree to do anything for 350 an hour.

              1. prolefeed   12 years ago

                "Agree to do anything" is not the same as "actually deliver on every one of your dirty fantasies".

                Look, if someone that ugly can pull in 350+ an hour, she must be amazingly good at whatever that is.

                1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

                  Of course, do we have anything more than her word that she gets $350/hour? Perhaps there's some r?sum? inflation here.

                2. Coeus   12 years ago

                  Look, if someone that ugly can pull in 350+ an hour, she must be amazingly good at whatever that is.

                  I'm betting poop is involved.

        3. prolefeed   12 years ago

          She may have some ... skills ... that men find worth 350 an hour.

          Dominatrix. Role playing. Etc.

      3. Sevo   12 years ago

        Yeah, but they don't pay much.

    3. Raston Bot   12 years ago

      The show was originally called "This American Whore," until a dispute with NPR, which airs "This American Life," prompted a recent name change.

      okay, that's funny.

  6. Coeus   12 years ago


    Feministing defends that feminist icon: Kim Kardashian.

    With the two yesterday, this is turning into a series.

    1. fish   12 years ago

      Why do you subject yourself to "Fisting"?

      1. Coeus   12 years ago

        It's like the literary equivalent of the three stooges.

  7. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    See if you can find "rudely displaying" in the Texas statutes.

    Don't rudely mess with Texas.

    1. Tim   12 years ago

      You know who else rudely displayed his weapon?

      1. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

        Jon Hamm?

        1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

          Yes, that is the correct answer.

        2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          See Pantsfan, I have turned you.

        3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

          Jon Hamm shouldn't be allowed to breed unless his sperm is surgically replaced with someon, anyone elses. Too fucking retarded for daytime.

        4. Killazontherun   12 years ago

          Jon Hamm shouldn't be allowed to breed unless his sperm is surgically replaced with someon, anyone elses. Too fucking retarded for daytime.

      2. Alack   12 years ago

        Eminem?

      3. NeonCat   12 years ago

        Jim Morrison?

      4. Rich   12 years ago

        Anthony Weiner?

        1. Aresen   12 years ago

          That wasn't a weapon.

          It was more of a cocktail sausage.

      5. mr lizard   12 years ago

        2 Live Crew

      6. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        Ron Jeremy?

        1. SaltySeaCaptain(LAOL)   12 years ago

          Its comments like this that make me ponder and think you're name is really Frank or Bobby.

          1. SaltySeaCaptain(LAOL)   12 years ago

            ****Your

  8. Virginian   12 years ago

    http://in.news.yahoo.com/video.....11428.html

    I stuck in this in the file marked "Shit I Already Know."

    1. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

      also there was something about thinking you're having more sex than others makes you happy.

    2. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      What do you want to bet that study was funded by taxpayers?

      I didnt read past the title. ugh.

      1. Virginian   12 years ago

        No bet. There was also the one that basically concluded "Drinking beer is fun."

  9. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

    Family Guy episode describing terror at the Boston Marathon a month ago has been yanked. This proves Alex Jones false flag claim. Right?

    1. John   12 years ago

      I think even the feds could write a funnier episode than that.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        This statement is non-unique to that episode.

    2. tarran   12 years ago

      Shit! I hadn't gotten around to watching it on Netflix.

      What the fuck is wrong with this country?!?

      1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        You didn't miss anything.

    3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      Seventy two fusion centers related to domestic intelligence gathering headed by indepedently acting directors, what could go possibly go wrong, Colonel North?

  10. Episiarch   12 years ago

    Sen. Rand Paul called out the president for using the dead kids of Newtown as props in his campaign to limit self-defense rights.

    It's about fucking time someone did.

    1. mr lizard   12 years ago

      He needs to say that at every debate

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      It's one thing to use an incident like that to rationalize your political position (wrong as that may be). It's another entirely to actively use the victims families for political propaganda.

      1. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

        It's just what evil men do.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Evil is as evil does.

    3. wheelock   12 years ago

      Did ya see Obama get super angry about being called out for this after the gun bill fail today. Pretty amazing.

  11. Virginian   12 years ago

    http://blogs.the-american-inte.....ne-of-men/

    Since 1979, inflation-adjusted hourly wages fell 20 percent for men ages 25?39 with only a high school diploma, while wages for their female counterparts rose by one percent

    If the genders were reversed, this would be a goddamn national crisis.

    1. Tim   12 years ago

      And you still wouldn't get a hat tip.

    2. Zeb   12 years ago

      Uh, I hear about this all the time on NPR.

      1. Virginian   12 years ago

        Really? Huh. That's good. Is it spin, or is it delivered straight?

  12. Matrix   12 years ago

    Provo, UT is getting Google Fiber

    Hey, Google! We could use some of that here in Huntsville, AL!

    1. Brandon   12 years ago

      What happened to Austin?

      1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

        "third city to get get Google Fiber"

        1. Brandon   12 years ago

          Was Austin the second?

          1. Matrix   12 years ago

            yes

  13. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Yes, the possibility of a civil liberties-threatening reaction does hover over the whole mess.

    The fact that it happened in Mass doesn't help.

    1. $park?   12 years ago

      There aren't many left up this way.

      1. Libertymike   12 years ago

        So, what is a cop-hating vile human being to do if he is a Masshole?

        1. $park?   12 years ago

          If you are a fellow Masshole, mikey, there are plenty of cops around for you to get your hate on.

  14. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Toomey-Manchin Amendment failed 54-46. Grassley Amendment being voted on now. Jesus, I hope that passes. That'll force Harry Reid to filibuster his own fucking bill.

    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      C'mon, people. Watching Joe Biden wield the gavel while all of his side's "signature legislation" shits the bed is especially beautiful...especially since they trotted out the Newtown families and stuck them in the gallery as props.

      1. Dweebston   12 years ago

        If you committed to protecting Second Amendment rights you should vote for this bill

        according to Manchin. Then, keeping classy,

        If you want to remember those 20 babies? please consider you should vote for this bill.

        Fuck him. Cheers to the outcome.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          He's fucked in 2014. WV voters like their freebies, but they like their guns as well. If Team Blue is smart, they primary his ass in an attempt to save the seat.

          1. RightNut   12 years ago

            I was curious about his recent poll numbers but I couldn't find any polling done recently in WV. It would be interesting to see if he's taken a hit in the polls lately.

            1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              Shit, I'm sorry. The seat up next year is the one Rockefeller is vacating. Gonna probably be Capito (R) against an unknown at this time (but I'll bet Team Blue puts up a woman to offset Capito having a vagoo.

              Capito will be a tough opponent.

      2. Steve G   12 years ago

        Please, those families have essentially moved to washington. "props" makes it sound like they don't have an active role in this...

  15. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

    Suffering from existential dread? Take a Tylenol

    1. Rich   12 years ago

      All right! Another question for the Universal Background Check: "Have you ever taken, or thought about taking, acetaminophen?"

      1. NeonCat   12 years ago

        "But it was used by more hospitals than any other OTC pain reliever!"

        1. Rich   12 years ago

          Exactly.

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      I drink too much to safely consume acetaminophen. Seriously, I had a gf whose dad drank too often and ate too many Tylenol the morning after too often and his liver gave out on him in his early 40s.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        What's this weird connection between angst and the liver then?

      2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        I had a friend who had organ failure in her late teens because she was a wild drunk and then would take two tylenol before bed to avoid the hangover. She kept recommending it as a good solution to her friends even though she couldn't drink anymore because she didn't realize the connection.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          Goody's Headache Powders when you're coming down for the time-release medicines.

          /Richard Petty

      3. Warty   12 years ago

        No, Tylenol is perfectly safe. That's why they poison hydrocodone with it.

        1. Brandon   12 years ago

          I have a buddy who is absolutely convinced that they do that because it makes it more effective. I asked him why they make pure hydrocodone then, and got a blank look in response.

  16. Coeus   12 years ago

    Attraction to Asians is racist.

    Furthermore, there's nothing inherently wrong with having romantic or sexual preferences, nor is anyone automatically at fault for harboring specific fantasies that fit into cultural stereotypes ? i.e., "the bad boy," "the girl next door," "the sensitive artist," etc. However, when your fantasy reflects and perpetuates harmful racial and gendered perceptions, then you need to examine your desire itself because it's complicit in the dissemination of orientalist tropes.

    Apparently, attraction to "the bad boy" has no negative societal implications at all. Who knew?

    1. Episiarch   12 years ago

      FoE is going to need to examine his lust for Orion slave girls now.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        They're not very good drivers and they act all submissive in public, but those green ladies are demons in the sack.

        1. Episiarch   12 years ago

          That's not examining, that's stating facts!

        2. Rich   12 years ago

          You seem to be a man of the world, Fist.

          Is it true what they say about Asian girls, um, down there?

          1. Jordan   12 years ago

            Yeah, it's all pixellated.

            1. Rich   12 years ago

              *** gorf crap ***

    2. Virginian   12 years ago

      Hating people for the color of their skin is racist, and loving people for the color of their skin is also racist.

      So I just need to be indifferent to everyone. Except sometimes that's racist too.

      1. John   12 years ago

        Ignoring people and not appreciating their ethnicity is racist.

      2. A Serious Man   12 years ago

        You're a white male, everything you say, think, and do is racist and sexist because of your ingrained privilege.

    3. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

      However, when your fantasy reflects and perpetuates harmful racial and gendered perceptions, then you need to examine your desire itself

      So, I'm pretty sure that my fantasies reflect and perpetuate the gendered perception that guys have dicks and dicks are awesome...is that harmful? Do I need to check, I mean, examine my desire itself?

      1. John   12 years ago

        You are perpetuating the hurtful stereotype that in shape men with big dicks and a large bank account are more attractive to women than fat guys with small dicks who live on unemployment. You are a monster Nikki.

      2. Virginian   12 years ago

        No. You're a woman, any sexual desire you have is pure and good and noble. Like see, you like anal, and that's empowering and awesome. But I like anal, and I'm just trying to be degrading and inflict pain.

        See how that works?

        1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

          But I like anal, and I'm just trying to be degrading and inflict pain.

          Wait, if you like anal then you're a brave minority exercising a freedom that has long been hampered by puritanical state laws and social mores. You should also be allowed to marry.

      3. Brett L   12 years ago

        Well, I live in the gendered perception that MY dick is awesome. Every other dick, well, I'll take the owner's word for it, 'cause I don't really want to find out for myself.

        1. Brandon   12 years ago

          My dick is awesome. Take your mom's word for it.

          1. Rich   12 years ago

            "My dick is so big it has its own dick, and even *that* dick is bigger than yours."

      4. AuH20   12 years ago

        Guys have dicks? Really nicole? Did you just miss Judith Butler breaking down the differences between gender and sex? Not all men have penises you know!

        Ugh. I just can not get over the trans insensitivity of your comment.

        1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

          I knew I was doing something offensive. Thank you, Goldwater, for helping me check my cisprivilege.

    4. SIV   12 years ago

      complicit in the dissemination of orientalist tropes

      That would sound better if a judge or prosecutor was reading it out loud.

    5. Rasilio   12 years ago

      Wait, wasn't the central argument of the entire friggin gay rights movement that people cannot control who or what they are attracted to? I mean can the Jezzie in question name the date she chose to be attracted to "bad boys" or whatever else it is that turns her on?

      No she can't because people do not choose what turns them on, they can choose whether or not to act on those attractions and they can over time slowly work to change them and maybe succeed, but it is not a choice.

      1. Brandon   12 years ago

        Well, the Jezzie in question probably had to take whatever she could get, and she is still bitter about that. And it couldn't possibly because she is obnoxious and unattractive, so it must be because all the guys were just racists.

    6. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

      I haven't checked it out yet (IDK if I should subject myself to it), but here's the thing:

      I find East Asian women more physically attractive than women of my own race.

      How is that different from, e.g. someone with black hair liking blondes?

      1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        Because patriarchy.

      2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        I find East Asian women more physically attractive than women of my own race.

        How is that different from, e.g. someone with black hair liking blondes?

        I think what sticks in the craw of anti-Asian Fetishists is the men's (and notice they only mention the WM/AF, the White women of the world attracted to Asian men don't count or something) supposed attraction to Asian "submissiveness" and "traditional values".

        I have to admit, the douchebags of the world who want to date an Asian woman because they desire a "happy ending" Geisha girl who won't give them sass-mouth deserve all the opprobrium they get; but folks who merely appreciate the beauty of almond-shaped eyes and straight, black hair I have no problem with.

        1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

          That's the thing though, I have known a lot of guys in WMAF relationships and I don't actually encounter this stereotype IRL. I'm sure they're are me wuv u longtime douches out there, but I don't really see them.

          OTOH I see a lot of Asian men online (and occasionally in person, even) complaining about how white men are stealing "their" women.

          Shouldn't feminists be raising hay about that?

          And a lot of Asians of both genders complaining about "purity". Those ones in particular can go fuck themselves.

          The only ones I can sympathize with in part are those who want their chilluns/grandchilluns to inherit their culture and are afraid that marrying a white person (because god knows you could never marry a black or hispanic) could jeopardize that.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

            That's the thing though, I have known a lot of guys in WMAF relationships and I don't actually encounter this stereotype IRL. I'm sure they're are me wuv u longtime douches out there, but I don't really see them.

            Well, the douches are the ones that tend not to be able to attract a partner.

            1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

              Only a beta like you would believe such a silly thing.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                DON'T MAKE ME MOUNT YOU!

        2. generic Brand   12 years ago

          and notice they only mention the WM/AF, the White women of the world attracted to Asian men don't count or something

          I can NOT believe how many girls I knew participating in JET with me that are so intent on getting a Japanese boyfriend. On the one hand they think it's disgusting how they act to women, but on the other hand they want to be a woman who is acted toward in that way.

          On second thought, I completely understand. BBC.

          1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

            "JET"?

            1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

              Japan Exchange and Teaching Program

              1. Jordan   12 years ago

                Or that^

            2. Jordan   12 years ago

              Japanese English Teachers or something like that. Americans teaching English in Japan.

            3. generic Brand   12 years ago

              Japan Exchange and Teaching. It's a joint program between the U.S. State Department and the Japanese Ministry of Education (and another, smaller Ministry) that brings native English speakers into Japanese classrooms for English immersion.

              I participated for a year and lived and worked in Akita Prefecture. One of the best times of my life; I was like a god to them, what with my tall stature, blonde hair, and handsome features (the last part was an exaggeration). But even besides my awe-inspiring presence it was awesome to participate in local festivals and activities.

              There are a ton of English teaching positions in Japan and Korea, but this one is considered one of the more prominent because of who is involved in it. There is a somewhat rigorous application process too, although maybe not rigorous enough considering some of the weirdos that made it over there.

              1. Jordan   12 years ago

                There is a somewhat rigorous application process too, although maybe not rigorous enough considering some of the weirdos that made it over there.

                Oh god, please tell me we're not sending Weaboos over there.

                1. generic Brand   12 years ago

                  Oh god, please tell me we're not sending Weaboos over there.

                  Worse than that. My predecessor was obsessed not with modern Japanese culture, i.e. anime and manga and J-POP, but with historical Japanese culture, i.e. samurai and bushido code and the Tokugawa era. It was to the point where I was welcomed with open arms for being someone whose sole focus was on "Americanizing" my designated area. I followed custom when I absolutely had to, but I wasn't afraid to say that I thought some things were stupid, either.

                  As I saw it, I was a cultural ambassador for America, and damn it if I'm not going to show them why America rocks. We had a few good barbecues and convenient store crawls.

              2. Brandon   12 years ago

                You didn't happen to meet a Rob Curl in the program, did you?

                1. generic Brand   12 years ago

                  I don't recognize the name. I was only there from 2009-2010 and only in Akita Prefecture.

        3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

          What's wrong with hating sass mouth? Its an unnacttractive and petty trait.
          My taste in women very like my taste in meals. There is not a single ethnic group or skin tint without a representative responsible for giving me a full raging hardon at one time or another.

          I settled for a white girl with a Yankee and Puerto Rican background.

      3. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        Not that different. There are a lot of cultural assumptions that we don't necessarily acknowledge that go into what makes a certain trait attractive (redheads are firebrands, Asian women look young and act submissive, etc). It's tiresome to run around screaming that these underlying conceptions need to be examined and keened over.

        1. Virginian   12 years ago

          No no no jesse, we have to always mention ad nauseam about how everyone is a special snowflake and we're not stereotyping. You cannot make even the most general statements about a group because there are always exceptions.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

            You cannot make even the most general statements about a group because there are always exceptions.

            Well, when you're talking about a group that consists of, what, 1 billion people, the best general statement you can make is that the majority of them have two arms and two legs.

            1. Jordan   12 years ago

              the best general statement you can make is that the majority of them have two arms and two legs.

              ABLEIST!

      4. Tonio   12 years ago

        But it's a no-win situation because if you're only attracted to your own gene pool, then you're racist too.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          I think you'll agree with me that the solution is to want to fuck everybody.

          1. Banjos   12 years ago

            Specist!

          2. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

            That would involve fucking D-cups and higher.

            I mean I might be able to weather Cs if she has a pretty face. but...

            1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

              What is wrong with you, man?

            2. Jesus H. Christ   12 years ago

              You can be my wingman any time!

              Well, if I weren't joyously married to the love of my life who just so happens to be endowed with a respectable rack.

    7. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

      Oh, fuck it. I'm not reading any more of this shit.

      Stereotyping people is intellectually lazy at best and demeaning at worst.

      So don't do it.

      1. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

        stereotypes are caricatures and exagerated, but they are not all inherently flase

    8. Jordan   12 years ago

      Anybody who thinks Asian women are submissive little flowers has never dated a Chinese girl.

      1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

        "Little Empresses"

        1. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

          did ESL for three years (Korea) it was cool. Korean women are very pretty actually but not that curvy, neither are japanese. Thai women...very nice physique

          1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

            Where in Korea and what years? I was in Daegu 2006-2007.

            1. Coeus   12 years ago

              Man, fuck Korea. Can't even get a handy after work. Have to go on the off times and go in through the back door.

          2. Matrix   12 years ago

            those Thai women aren't women.

            1. Coeus   12 years ago

              Thai women...very nice physique

              those Thai women aren't women.

    9. Matrix   12 years ago

      so are white girls who are only attracted to black guys racist too?

  17. Virginian   12 years ago

    http://taxprof.typepad.com/tax.....holic.html

    See in the private sector when revenue falls, you have to cut spending.

  18. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

    I thought it would be higher

    1. Alack   12 years ago

      Great link there, champ.

      1. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

        SCHEISSE

        1. Virginian   12 years ago

          How many drunk to dull the pain of being eaten by a giant shark, or a saltwater crocodile. Or both?

          1. NeonCat   12 years ago

            The drop-bears, the goddamn drop-bears?

          2. BigT   12 years ago

            "He said much of the blame lay with the alcohol industry, which appeared "hell bent on increasing profits at everyone else's expense".

            Mr Thorn said it was up to governments to legislate to prevent and reduce the social and health problems alcohol created.

            "We understand alcohol so well that the sorts of resources available to government are well documented: increase the price of alcohol, restrict its availability and limit advertising," he said."

            Notice who is NOT to blame?

            1. Dweebston   12 years ago

              It's a disease, BigT. You don't blame type-2 diabetics for their condition, do you?

              1. BigT   12 years ago

                Disease! Hahaha. Stay away from me or you might catch it.

        2. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

          "We are buying ourselves a major health problem down the track unless we change the way we drink," he said.

          Yeah, I'm nearly certain this is a new phenomena.

        3. Suthenboy   12 years ago

          This, no doubt, is another government funded study.
          For fuck's sake.....

  19. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

    Epic Game Trailer. You're gonna ship yourself.

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      I like the puns.

    2. Alack   12 years ago

      Amaaaaaaaaazing

    3. Brett L   12 years ago

      What's up with the ship/shit puns lately? Did BIG actually happen?

    4. MP   12 years ago

      That was freakin' Awesome.

  20. John   12 years ago

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/l.....DueknDZw0O

    Another high school student victimized by cute teacher. I really was born 25 years too early.

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      Novice teachers make 49 grand?

      Nothing to cut!

      1. John   12 years ago

        It is New York City. I am not sure you could live there on less than that.

      2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        It's Manhattan, dude.

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      The Department of Education was able to dismiss the novice teacher with relative ease because she was untenured.

      The obvious lesson to other NYC teachers thinking about screwing around w/ their students is: wait 2 years for the tenure contract.

    3. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

      Poor bastard.

    4. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      Y' know what? This guy I know...yeah...just a friend of mine...got thrown onto a pool table when he was 14 by his girlfriends hot MILF mom and she fucked his brains out. This did not bother me one ...him...sorry...one bit.

      In fact he went back for more. A few times. Yeah, just a few. He found this to be a very wonderful and empowering experience. There were no tears and no anguish. It was goddamn delicious, every bit of it.

      What the fuck is wrong with wussy guys these days? Candy ass pussies every one.

      Let me just pull a bullshit theory right out of my ass.

      1. Many girls are attracted to gay guys and have no idea those guys are gay. They are clueless and they never really get it.

      2. Many of those gay guys, at young ages, do not yet realize they are gay.

      3. Match those two up and after a little bumping of the uglies the gay guys have an emotional melt down and start whining like little bitches.

      I have zero fucking respect for them. I think there is a pun there.

  21. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    The latest 'Man of Steel' trailer.

    1. Tman   12 years ago

      pleasdontsuck pleasdontsuck pleasdontsuck pleasdontsuck pleasdontsuck

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        I bet it sucks.

        1. Tman   12 years ago

          shutup sloop. They are finally gonna get this one right. I have faith in Nolan.

          "They will kill him."

          "HOW?"

          1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

            It's not Nolan, it's Snyder directing. The same Snyder that gave us 'Sucker Punch' and a botched 'Watchmen' adaptation.

            1. Tman   12 years ago

              Nolan is producing though. And yes, Snyder is a question mark but I think having Nolan produce was good move.

              1. An0nB0t   12 years ago

                Nolan's name is attached and he's getting a story credit, but it's not like he's standing over Snyder's shoulder correcting and reminding him that he doesn't have a clue what he's doing and that Dawn of the Dead was a fluke in a career otherwise defined by bombastic grotesqueries. And as much as I liked Goyer's screenplay for Batman Begins, he has far more misses than hits in his career.

                But it's certainly a pretty trailer, and having Zimmer on board is a plus.

            2. Virginian   12 years ago

              Also did 300 and the Dawn of the Dead remake.

              Just saying.

            3. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

              I liked the Watchmen adaptation. Especially the directors cut that put all the missing bits back in like the Black Freighter story.

          2. Brett L   12 years ago

            So, am I to understand from this trailer that this is a sequel to Gladiator?

            1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              Would you not be entertained?!?!?!

              1. generic Brand   12 years ago

                Would Are you not be entertained?!?!?!

                /movie quote pedant

                1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                  My comment was in the right tense, as the movie has not yet been released.

                  1. RBS   12 years ago

                    Two pedants enter...

          3. generic Brand   12 years ago

            How come they haven't just done "Death of Superman" for the big screen. They tried to do that with the last one and it SUCKED. BAD. But Doomsday would provide an epic fight scene and some major character development from some of the others around Superman.

            1. Tman   12 years ago

              If you haven't seen this already gb, enjoy-

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PlwDbSYicM

      2. generic Brand   12 years ago

        Who is the villain in the new one? I can't view video right now at work.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          I think it's Zod. Apparently they couldn't get Epi's mom cast properly. Something about the CGI snakes for hair and the dragon's tail not looking right.

          1. Tman   12 years ago

            It's Zod. They are rebooting from scratch.

          2. Episiarch   12 years ago

            And she so badly wanted the role, but negotiations just fell though, by which I mean she had sex with the producers and then she didn't get the role because she had used up her bargaining chip.

        2. A Serious Man   12 years ago

          Michael Shannon is General Zod. I like it, he certainly knows how to do crazy and megalomania.

          1. generic Brand   12 years ago

            Michael Shannon is General Zod.

            The guy from Stargate?

            1. Episiarch   12 years ago

              The prohibition agent from Boardwalk Empire.

    2. Francisco d Anconia   12 years ago

      Looks good.

  22. NoVAHockey   12 years ago

    54-56 manchin/toomey defeated

    1. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

      ?and the lefty's are weeping about a waste of a tragedy.

      1. Alack   12 years ago

        Good. Fuck 'em.

    2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      Which Senators voted twice?

      1. NoVAHockey   12 years ago

        54-46. sorry.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          It's OK. Exerybody probably knew it was 54-46 from when I posted it upthread anyway

          1. NoVAHockey   12 years ago

            oh. late and wrong. excellent DC representation.

            1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              I just thought maybe Obama had got us to 57 states by Executive Order and a couple of people abstained.

    3. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      Grassley-Cruz failed 52-48. Expected, but it still sucks.

      Now Leahy-Collins is up. I'm sure this is gonna be a real piece of shit amendment. Likely gonna fail since Biden has left the podium.

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        Jesus, Leahy-Collins almost passed. Barely went down 58-42. Cornyn's amendment coming up. I hope to God this passes. I'll go to Arizona and get a CCW just so I can carry one in my own town.

    4. MJGreen   12 years ago

      Do I dare venture into some of my old, proggie-infested web communities to see their reaction? Or content myself with the snippets of extra crazy from HuffPost that you fine folks repost here?

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        Holy fuck. Chuck Schumer just said "every police officer in America will tell you concealed carry would be bad in New York City and in other cities."

        I fucking hate that cocksucker.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          Cornyn Amendment (national reciprocity) just failed as well. Meh, I'm kinda happy because it would have made the bill palatable to some in the GOP even with the rest of the restrictions in the bill itself.

          1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

            Feinstein's Amendment coming up now. She's lying her ass off.

            "...Able to shoot big clips, 100+ bullets in each, large velocity guns falling into the hands of grievance killers, juveniles, people mentally disturbed. There will be no background checks, apparently and we have a proliferation of these weapons."

            I've never once heard more bullshit said in 10 seconds in my entire life. Even her colleagues on the left ought to vote to censure her for that outrageousness.

            1. An0nB0t   12 years ago

              Having Rand or Cruz calmly call for the motion to censure the senior senator from California would be the highlight of my week.

              Strike that, the pearl-clutching, hysteria, and furious moralizing that would spew forth from the left would be the highlight of my week.

              1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                They had their chance. She talked for about 2-3 minutes after her time expired and the chair didn't do a fucking thing.

                1. An0nB0t   12 years ago

                  They're better politicians than to fall into the trap of calling for the censure of an octogenarian dimentiac over a hot-button issue that is defined by emotion.

                  Now censuring her for funneling taxpayer dollars into her pockets, that might be a different animal.

            2. Suthenboy   12 years ago

              Sloopy, tell me you made that up. She did not say that....did she?

              I am googling it now.

              1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                I played the DVR game to make sure I had it down verbatim.

            3. MJGreen   12 years ago

              "Large velocity guns"? She's just throwing words together, huh?

        2. deified   12 years ago

          I've hated him since I saw him defending the ATF's actions at Waco.

          His man-tittays get nipple erections at the smell of children burnt to death by government.

          He's also a Drug Warrior.

          I will throw a party when he dies. Lavish, with cake.

          1. Virginian   12 years ago

            Yeah he's a loathsome turd. One of the top 5 in the Senate for sure.

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        MJ, it's your duty to go out on recon and report back to us senior commentators. Hop to it, lad.

        1. MJGreen   12 years ago

          Nope, I'm a moocher.

  23. Matrix   12 years ago

    Bomb Proof Materials

    in case you are worried about that sort of thing...

    1. NeonCat   12 years ago

      These are good if you are inside the building with the bomb on the outside. Doesn't it mean if you are standing outside with the bomb that you are going to get more blast (and "shrapnel") reflected off the building?

      Maybe dressing like the EOD guys in Hurt Locker will be the new fashion statement?

  24. rts   12 years ago

    Open Canada's skies to foreign airlines, consumer group says

    The telephone survey of about 1,000 people in late January and early February found a large majority of responses were in favour of more foreign competition.

    Among other things, the Harris/Decima survey found 61 per cent of respondents agreed that foreign airlines should be allowed to compete with Canadian carriers.

    1. Brandon   12 years ago

      Open US skies to foreign airlines.

  25. John   12 years ago

    When this sultry brunette gave cops a topless tour of her Lower East Side photo exhibit, they were so smitten they declined to shut it down, even though neighbors had complained that pictures of her masturbating were in the window.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/l.....R9Jt0yWbnM

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Hmm. Time for me to do some art!

      1. Dr. Frankenstein   12 years ago

        No, both women and men's magazines have pictures of women in them. That's because women's bodies are beautiful. Men's bodies are hairy, lumpy, and should not be seen by the light of day.

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          Oh, sorry for the confusion. I was going to make art of her, not make my own "art" in her style. Apologies for disgusting you.

        2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          Should I give you a list of beaches I'll be spending time at this summer? You might want to avoid them.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      "It's not masturbation ? it's just making love to myself in the photographs."

      I'm pretty sure that if you look in the OED, that's the definition of 'masturbation'.

    3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Neighbors complained? I'm surprised they weren't arrested.

      1. John   12 years ago

        No kidding. I really don't want to live in a neighborhood that attracts such a low caliber of person.

        1. Virginian   12 years ago

          You know that decently cute girl that always shows a lot of skin and enjoys the looks she gets while she walks down the street?

          Well see, the giant photo of a model rubbing one out was soaking up all the male attention when she walked by. So she called the cops.

          1. John   12 years ago

            Her and that fat housewife who hasn't put out in six months and is angry her husband keeps looking.

    4. NeonCat   12 years ago

      I hope when I'm 75 I can get some nice 17 y.o. to be my "muse".

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Second.

    5. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

      Google Image "natalie white model".

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        She does seem to enjoy being naked. Umm. I'll research more carefully from my bunk.

    6. JMos   12 years ago

      This is literally right around the corner from where I live. I did notice that they took down one of the big pictures from the front window.

      1. JMos   12 years ago

        That was last night, I don't know what it looks like now.

  26. Jordan   12 years ago

    Yes, the possibility of a civil liberties-threatening reaction does hover over the whole mess.

    Relevant and funny (thanks SusanM)

  27. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    Salon: Let's hope the Boston Bomber is a White American.

    Summary: We treat domestic terrorists as lone wolves and Islam as an existential threat. So if the bomber is a white American, the Feds can finally crack down on all those racist crackers.

    1. Episiarch   12 years ago

      That's...that's the actual title of the article. I...wow.

      One thing about the Obama years that has been a net positive: the mask-slipping has been epic.

      1. generic Brand   12 years ago

        But can you even say it's "mask slipping" when the general public doesn't even seem to give a shit about it? It seems more like they feel free to show their true colors out in the open because they know they won't be punished for what they truly believe, because RACISM! SEXISM! and _________ (insert excuse for being butthurt)

        1. Episiarch   12 years ago

          The general public doesn't pay attention to this stuff very much. I'm just glad to see them being honest about what they truly want, because it might be used to hurt them later, and that can only be a good thing.

          1. Joe M   12 years ago

            "I've done far worse than kill you - I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you."

        2. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

          Culturism, speciesm, classism

      2. Alack   12 years ago

        There's still a mask? Whoa, I hadn't even noticed that.

      3. Suthenboy   12 years ago

        Slipping hell...they pulled it off and tossed it

      4. deified   12 years ago

        I brought this up earlier today when Welchenstein was humble-bragging about his daily dose of mediawhoredom.

    2. John   12 years ago

      How about this double standard, when the terrorist is a foreigner or a middle class white guy, they get life in Super Max or the death penalty. When the terrorist is the child of rich liberals trying to change the world, they get a reasonable prison term followed by a tenured faculty position.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        Did Bill Ayers sodomize you once, John? Or is it his anti-war attitude that kills your little GOP war boner?

        1. John   12 years ago

          Well he was best friends with the President and did start his political career. So there is that. And Ayers isn't the only lefty terrorist who got out after a short prison sentence to go on to work in academia.

        2. PapayaSF   12 years ago

          Marxist terrorist bombers are never "anti-war." They are fully in favor of the wars their side wants.

          1. Virginian   12 years ago

            They're not anti-war, they're just on the other side.

            1. Drake   12 years ago

              Ding Ding Ding!!!

              We have a winner.

        3. Suthenboy   12 years ago

          Is that supposed to be some kind of defense of the left PB? John points out the egregious hypocrisy and mendaciousness of the left and you make fun of his outrage?

          That is the worst turd polishing I have ever seen.

          You are really a pathetic douche.

          I daily thank zod that you are the likes of who we are up against. When/if it ever comes to it, steamrolling your limp dicks into the dirt will be a piece of cake.

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Call me old school, but I'm not hiring convicted murders, regardless of why they did it, unless maybe they didn't do it.

        1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

          Racist! (Disparate impact, you know.)

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            Dangit! And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

    3. Coeus   12 years ago

      There is a double standard: White terrorists are dealt with as lone wolves, Islamists are existential threats

      It's like we don't see every single act of terrorism linked to "anti-goverment white guys" in the msm before the actual facts come in. Nope, never happens. Is this dumb bastard even aware of the SPLC? Is there another government funded group that puts out anti-muslim propaganda to the nations police departments, so he thinks it's balanced?

      1. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

        How many whites males were dancing in the streets after mcveigh? how many muslims after 9/11?

        Yes THERE IS a difference

        1. Michael S. Langston   12 years ago

          Yeah, the article makes the argument that white-male terrorists are lone-wolves whereas Islamic terrorists are seen to represent a whole - better we think this is lone-wolf than representative.

          To prove this they show that there are more nonIslamic terrorist plots than Islamic ones...

          Well - let's stop there, because nonIslamic does not necessarily mean only white-male.

          Additionally, I think it's well understood that eco-terrorists do speak for their respective groups and not just themselves.

          But when your point is more about a catchy headline than actual analysis, oh, and when actual analysis is against your worldview, things like these (read: facts) are inconsequential.

    4. Joe M   12 years ago

      After getting rightly criticized for his idiocy: I still hope the bomber is a white American

      I think it is worth pointing out that last night O'Reilly effectively agreed with my piece

      Morons of a feather.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        See? He's just being a bigoted fuckstain due to his concern for our civil liberties!

    5. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

      And of course the article, written by commie jackwagon David Sirota, quotes whitey-bashing goon Tim Wise, who basically makes his living trying to get white middle class kids to feel guilty for not being raised poor.

  28. John M.   12 years ago

    http://www.returnofkings.com/8.....-unchained

    1. Warty   12 years ago

      Jesus Christ, what did we do to deserve all this PUA horseshit around here?

      1. John   12 years ago

        Come on Warty, you have to love a website than includes an article entitled,

        Why Fat Women Should Be Sent To Prison.

        http://www.returnofkings.com/9.....-to-prison

        1. Warty   12 years ago

          I take it back. This is verily a philosopher-king.

          It's time to take action. Here are my recommendations:

          1. Do not speak to fat chicks

          2. Remind fat chicks that they are (or will become) shitty mothers

          3. Always be ready to fat shame (and to defend your fat shaming)

          4. Praise fat chicks after they lose weight

          5. Get over your own fat family members, and let the shaming begin

          1. Episiarch   12 years ago

            "Hey, fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!"

            1. db   12 years ago

              Giggity!

      2. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

        Good question, Warty. What did you do?

        1. Warty   12 years ago

          Is this my long-delayed comeuppance for putting my dick in all those asses?

          1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

            I thought it was for liking having dicks in your ass. But actually I was referring to the abandoned property incident, which you actually know nothing about but which can be used against you pretty much in perpetuity.

            1. Warty   12 years ago

              That anus wasn't abandoned???

              1. Nikki makes the sign of a tsp   12 years ago

                Oh, it was.

                1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                  Seriously, someone better homestead nicole soon before it's picked up by a community redevelopment agency or something.

      3. Episiarch   12 years ago

        To be honest, Warty, I'm pretty sure it's nicole's fault. Possibly Dagny's as well. And Kristen too probably. I think you see where I'm going with this.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          Looks like you stopped just in time, Epi.

          1. Episiarch   12 years ago

            I would have gotten to you eventually, Ken.

            1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              That's what your mom said...but Warty was in line before me.

  29. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    How stupid is Mark Sanford?

    GOP pulls plug on Sanford campaign after ex-wife takes him to court for trespassing on her property.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Apparently, too stupid to be a colleague of Sheila Jackson Lee.

      1. Tonio   12 years ago

        Zing!

        1. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

          The people of NOrth and south vietnam agree

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Amazing. The guy had a legitimate shot at the White House, once. Weird.

      1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

        He actually had some legit credentials on economics. Yeah, he had to play the South Carolina so-con, but he was more Jim DeMint than Lindsay Graham.

        But he apparently has little impulse control.

        1. John   12 years ago

          People were desperate for an alternative to Romney. I think he could have won the nomination.

        2. Virginian   12 years ago

          Actually what's interesting about the whole affair thing is that he did not do the usual playbook. You know:

          "This awful jezbel has tempted me from the righteous path, but with the support of my loving wife, I have cast the harlot out and have returned to hearth and home, and hopefully back into political office."

          No, he has basically said he loves this other woman, and he has consistently refused to play the "led astray by the evil whore" card. Which I actually kind of respect.

          1. John   12 years ago

            I do too. And just because his bitter ex wife accuses him of something, doesn't mean it is true.

            1. Suthenboy   12 years ago

              Bullshit.

              Ex-wives never lie about their Ex-husbands.

              1. Virginian   12 years ago

                Yeah and no one in a divorce has ever accused the other one of criminal actions.

            2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              I think she got screwed over pretty badly, so I don't blame her much for hating his guts. And I doubt she's just making this up, though you never know.

        3. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

          Just think, if he had cheated on his taxes rather than his wife, he could have been a member of Obama's cabinet.

          1. Drake   12 years ago

            I'm trying to imagine what would have happened if he had cheated with Jeri Ryan.

    3. Capt Ace Rimmer   12 years ago

      Fuck the GOP

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Indeed.

  30. Coeus   12 years ago

    Apparently, the Gosnell clinic was the fault of anti-abortionists, because they didin't badger his clinic enough.

    Jesus-titty-fucking-christ.

    1. John   12 years ago

      That is the dumbest thing I have read all day. The more I think about it, the more pro life I get. Being pro abortion apparently makes you extremely stupid.

    2. Alack   12 years ago

      Criminal actions are always the fault of the people surrounding the perpetrator, who was merely a product of their circumstances. That is why when many people are killed, we must restrict our own rights: as punishment for our complicity in the murderer's actions.

      1. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

        Are you from the UK?

    3. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

      They sound like Holocaust deniers--"Well, if all this stuff was happening, why didn't the Jews tell anyone about it while it was going on?"

  31. Citizen Nothing   12 years ago

    Add the White House to intended recipients of rather literal poison-pen letters.

    That's ricinism, straight up.

    1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

      Nice.

    2. PapayaSF   12 years ago

      +1

      (Hey, how about a comment rating system here?)

  32. sandrajacob2   12 years ago

    what Kyle replied I am shocked that you can get paid $9327 in four weeks on the internet. have you seen this web link
    http://www.big76.com

    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      Fuck Kyle, fuck your website and fuck you, Sandra.

      (Is it OK to call a sockpuppet with a female name a cunt? I mean, it's not really a female, is it?

      1. Warty   12 years ago

        This is why no female bots are libertarian, you idiot.

      2. An0nB0t   12 years ago

        In these parts, we use the c-word in purely the British sense.

  33. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

    Watch Patton Oswalt's epic rant on tomorrow's parks & rec.

    This and his scenes in Justified, Oswalt is very underrated.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Oswalt's character on Justified rules. "Drewbacca?!"

      1. Virginian   12 years ago

        He annoyed right up until he became a badass.

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          Kinda the point. "Everybody underestimates Bob." and the writers and directors made sure the viewer did, too. Which is why Justified is one of the best written shows on TV.

  34. generic Brand   12 years ago

    A-ha-ha... Confusion say: Why arrest correct suspect when you can pin crime on political opponent?

  35. John   12 years ago

    http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/.....ternet+tax

    Reid moving onto internet sales tax bill.

    1. KDN   12 years ago

      Where's Tulpa to tell us that this should be praised?

    2. Ska   12 years ago

      Apportionment will be extra exciting.

    3. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

      how dare you try save money-all your income belongs to the state WE decide how much we give to you

  36. John   12 years ago

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/s.....7-07-29-42

    The war on pain relief continues unabated.

    1. Warty   12 years ago

      These people deserve an eternity of untreated sciatica.

      1. John   12 years ago

        They really do. Oh my god, some degenerate, who would be doing heroin anyway, might abuse these things. Quick, lets make sure everyone suffers.

        God I hate those people.

    2. Brandon   12 years ago

      "We are in the midst of a prescription drug abuse epidemic, and by requiring anti-abuse mechanisms be included in generic versions of OxyContin, the FDA has prevented the floodgates from being opened further," said Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y.,

      This asshole is connected to every horrible thing the government does.

      1. Drake   12 years ago

        Funny, I see as a drug-law epidemic.

  37. Tim   12 years ago

    Looks like what we got here is carrying a rifle with a license, you looking at jail time boy.

  38. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    Add the White House to intended recipients of rather literal poison-pen letters.

    Are you sure the ricilin wasn't sent from the White house in Albuquerque?

    1. Alack   12 years ago

      SPOILER ALERT

  39. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    "We know Al Qaeda has camps over with the drug cartels on the other side of the Mexican border," he said in an appearance on C-SPAN, according to the Huffington Post. "We know that people that are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanic [sic] when they are radical Islamists. We know these things are happening. It is just insane not to protect ourselves, to make sure that people come in as most people do ... They want the freedoms we have."

    Gohmert previously criticized birthright citizenship by claiming it would enable pregnant terrorists to come to America, deliver their baby, and raise them as sleeper agents.

    Gohmert - the biggest dumbass in Congress - breaking a tie with Maxine Waters.

    http://livewire.talkingpointsm.....ke?ref=fpb

    1. John   12 years ago

      http://www.google.com/url?sa=t.....8065,d.eWU

      Bushpig, Christfag!!!

      Let it out Shreek. Just let it out.

    2. Tonio   12 years ago

      Sheila Jackson Lee's people want a word with you.

  40. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

    New Game Captures the Kafkaesque Farce of the Security State:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QP5X6fcukM

    You're basicaly a low level border official in a fictional soviet hellhole. If you do your job right you don't make enough to feed your family, but if you do your job wrong you risk punishment. Meanwhile you have to deal with ever increasing levels of beuracratic rules which keep making the situation even worse each day.

    1. Hollywood   12 years ago

      Now T o n y can live out his statist fantasies!!

      Papers please!:
      http://pope.jeffsys.net/play.php?g=ppl

  41. Tonio   12 years ago

    Was watching C-Span, so there was a live feed of the podium starting well before the scheduled presser. The presser has been delayed. An FBI special agent stepped up and said it was later. I thought I heard him say they were "efforting" the presser (WTF, LOL); anyone else hear that.

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      One of our military officers should post a Pentagon powerpoint so you can see true gibberish.

      1. John   12 years ago

        Why do you hate America Virginian?

        1. Dr. Frankenstein   12 years ago

          We need more authentic frontier gibberish to preserve our way of life.

      2. NeonCat   12 years ago

        Plain language! Only 14 pages!

        http://www.dtic.mil/whs/direct.....02513p.pdf

        1. John   12 years ago

          +100

        2. Alack   12 years ago

          The DoD Annual Plain Language Compliance Report and DD Form 2960, "DoD Plain Language Compliance," referred to in section 2 of Enclosure 2 and section 5 of Enclosure 3 of this instruction, have been assigned report control symbol DD-DA&M(A)2523. This is in accordance with the procedures in Directive-type Memorandum 12-004 (Reference (g)) and DoD 8910.1-M (Reference (h)).

          BEYOND SATIRE

          1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

            Very funny.

          2. Rhywun   12 years ago

            Needs more parentheses.

    2. Alack   12 years ago

      That's either cutting-edge management jargon, or borderline retardation.

      Possibly both.

      1. 0x90   12 years ago

        *ahem*

        Jargonning.

  42. GILMORE   12 years ago

    "In Texas, an Eagle Scout candidate recorded local cops trying to come up with a convincing reason for stopping and arresting his father for legally carrying a rifle on a hike. See if you can find "rudely displaying" in the Texas statutes"

    ...and michael yon wrote an enormous rambling piece about a month ago about how the event was staged B.S. by a mentally unstable goofball=

    http://www.michaelyon-online.c.....alysis.htm

    1. John   12 years ago

      Yeah. But Yon is a goofball. Sorry, but I believe the video until proven otherwise.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Yon was great when he was an on-the-ground reporter. Everything since then has fallen far short of his embed pieces.

        1. GILMORE   12 years ago

          Brett L|4.17.13 @ 5:16PM|#

          Yon was great when he was an on-the-ground reporter. Everything since then has fallen far short of his embed pieces.

          read any of his coverage of the violence in Thailand in 2010?

          http://www.michaelyon-online.c.....e-shot.htm

          Dont recall CNN being there.

      2. GILMORE   12 years ago

        John|4.17.13 @ 5:09PM|#

        Yeah. But Yon is a goofball.

        Please to provide examples proving 'goofballness', other than saying, "people call him that"

        He's spent how long embedded w/ combat troops? off and on like 8 years? Have you ever read any of his longer stories like his fight over fixing Dustoff/Medivac problems in the military? Name any other 'journalist' who'll say, "General X is a shithead and should be fired" - and who subsequently *is*..?

        You can list some personal gripes about his style or varying popularity with some milbloggers... but the guy is hard to knock for the integrity of his work and his passion for helping the fighting men on the ground

        1. Drake   12 years ago

          Except he kept getting kicked out of units he embedded with for being an asshole - same reason he got kicked out of the Special Forces.

          1. GILMORE   12 years ago

            examples, please. sans citations, you are just perpetuating rumours.

            he got kicked out of sf for killing a guy by accident in a bar fight. i havent heard any moaners from units he was embedded with - just people in PR who didnt like his message

            1. GILMORE   12 years ago

              actually, even beating a guy to death didnt get him kicked out

              http://articles.latimes.com/20.....on/na-yon9

              he may be crazy and weird, but fuck... show me some facts that says the guy hasnt done a great job doing what he's been doing since war has broken out. he's a good writer covering great stories. in a world of assholes, he strikes me - regardless of internet detractors - as a dude's dude who should be remembered as a Great One... like bob capa or hemingway (both assholes). Being an asshole is no reason to dismiss a powerful personality. Fuck man, picasso and miles davis were assholes. At least Yon has his shit screwed straight. which is more than you can say for military leadership or politicians by a long shot. i have yet to see any example of 'deriliction of duty' or complete assholery to justify the negative attitude he gets from the milblog crowd.

  43. Archduke Pantsfan   12 years ago

    Oh Goody, this should lead to more CCTV

  44. Matrix   12 years ago

    Austerity based on bad Excel formulas

    And there are a lot of fools defending Krugnuts on there. "BUT HE HAS A NOBEL PRIZE!"

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Of course, the biggest booms in history all happened with smaller governments than we have today.

    2. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

      Why does anybody at Gizmodo think they can write an informative piece on economics?

      Oh, wait, it's Gawker.

    3. Brett L   12 years ago

      Hmm. From the errata on the NEW study:

      (1) The notes to Table 3: "Spreadsheet refers to the spreadsheet error that excluded Australia, Austria, Canada, and Denmark from the analysis." is corrected to read: "Spreadsheet refers to the spreadsheet error that excluded Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, and Denmark from the analysis."

      (2) Page 13: "Thus, in the highest, above-90-percent public debt/GDP, GDP growth of 4.1 percent per year in the 1950-2009 sample declines to only 2.5 percent per year in the 1980-2009 sample" is corrected to read "Thus, in the lowest, 0?30-percent public debt/GDP, GDP growth of 4.1 percent per year in the 1950?2009 sample declines to only 2.5 percent per year in the 1980?2009 sample."

      Both of these err in the direction of the headline findings, but would seem to undermine the actual findings. Especially (1) as Canada and Australia both have used resource booms to pay down public debt.

  45. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

    I don't remember seeing this posted here, so...

    ...jackboot thugs raid Kyle "FPSRussia" Myers, find nothing.

    I am a tad suspicious.

    Also, lovely comment from a guy who has over 12K comments on the Athens newspaper:

    So he's just another one of those guys who likes to hear and see things go boom. Am I the only one who thinks this is a mental illness? Or is it so common among males that it's considered normal? Well, stupidity is pretty common, too, and I don't think it's considered a mental illness so I guess all those men who get off on explosions aren't considered mentally deranged.

    PS : Speaking of getting off, I suspect this guy is sexually insecure if not outright impotent. If I'm wrong, then he has pervasive feelings of powerlessness for whatever reason. While he is blowing things up making big, bad noises, mentally healthy men are running the show, using their real power, influencing all kinds of things and regularly having a great time in bed.

    P.P.S. : That's a cool shotgun if it really works.

    Derp. Typical Bulldogs fan.

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      Projection ain't just a river in Egypt, am I right?

    2. NeonCat   12 years ago

      Hmm, there's a certain anal stimulation device on this board who lives near Athens?

      1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

        Oh god, no! I have friends there! I have to warn them!

        1. John   12 years ago

          Tell them to look out for a guy living in a box, with a laptop, and Obama blowup doll and who screams "Bushpig!!" and "Christfag" for no apparent reason.

    3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      Or is it so common among males that it's considered normal?

      Have you ever met a male aged 10 to, say, 65?

      That comment is proof positive that visitors from another planet walk amongst us.

  46. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

    Bethesda has announced that they're not going to make any more DLC for Skyrim.

    Rage.

    I might have to change my handle.

    1. Matrix   12 years ago

      could be worse....

      they could get bought out by EA!

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Well, don't they need to start working on the next Elder Scrolls game at some point?

      I'm replaying Mass Effect 3 with all of the DLCs. I really like the series and was glad to hear a new one (albeit, non-Shepard) is coming out.

      1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

        Sure, but it's not like they have to keep every Skyrim team member on to work on DLCs (and it's not like game developers stick around long anyway).

        And as someone who started out on the PS3 version and forced myself to overlook it while shelling out more money for the PC version plus DLCs, I feel like I'm owed something. But that's just wishful thinking.

    3. Warty   12 years ago

      Only the two? Annoying. This had better be because they're making Fallout 4.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Where will that be set? Hard to top nuked-out DC as a location.

        1. Warty   12 years ago

          Honestly, I think the world is getting pretty played out. I'm pretty excited for Wasteland 2, which looks close to what the original, cancelled Fallout 3 was supposed to be.

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            You're right, they should set it on the Moon. I seem to recall some reference to a Moon colony in one of the releases of the game.

          2. Xenocles   12 years ago

            They should make the game alluded to in the fake paragraphs of the original Wasteland, with the Mars story arc.

      2. db   12 years ago

        Fallout 4 is going to waste so many hours of my time...I can't wait.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          This time, with mini H-bombs!

    4. Gorilla tactics   12 years ago

      prolly preppin for TES online

      1. Thane of Whiterun   12 years ago

        Bethesda isn't developing TESO, just publishing it.

        That said I do wonder if they are afraid people will be less enthusiastic about TESO if they can still have fun with TESV.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Bethesda did the second KOTOR, didn't they, as a sublicensee of BioWare's?

          1. #HOLO YOLO   12 years ago

            No, AFAICT that was Obsidian, which also did New Vegas.

  47. Raston Bot   12 years ago

    Was there ever a Vern goes to Washington w/ the subtitle because you can't spell government without Vern? Well there should be.

  48. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Feinstein's Amendment coming up now. She's lying her ass off.

    "...Able to shoot big clips, 100+ bullets in each, large velocity guns falling into the hands of grievance killers, juveniles, people mentally disturbed. There will be no background checks, apparently and we have a proliferation of these weapons."

    Why can't someone deliver a letter with ricin in it to this asshole?

    1. John   12 years ago

      Because i doubt Ricin would kill her. You can't kill someone who doesn't have a soul.

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        You can't kill someone who doesn't have a soul.

        You mean gingers are immortal?

    2. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      No one is listening to her if that is any comfort to you.

      1. John   12 years ago

        http://www.google.com/url?sa=t.....8065,d.eWU

        Bushpig!!!

        Let is all out Shreek. The meds will kick in soon.

        1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

          Your effort will be in vain again, John. By the way, how is President Romney doing?

          1. John   12 years ago

            http://www.google.com/url?sa=t.....8065,d.eWU

            BushPIG!!!!

            No one is feeding you. Just go back to your box.

    3. Alack   12 years ago

      Some day I'm going to have an aneurism from reading statements like this.

  49. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    On Morning Joe this morning he was advocating that we ape London and put up a million cameras all around in order to watch EVERYTHING everyone does.

    What an asshat.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      Joe's conservative cred is A+ as a southern Baptist from the Redneck Riviera.

      He says so at least 8-10 times an hour.

      1. John   12 years ago

        http://www.google.com/url?sa=t.....8065,d.eWU

        Bushpig@!!! Christfag!!!

      2. Hyperion   12 years ago

        Just get it over with now, and defend Obama, on something, because Boosh is worse. Go on, I know you can do it. Then go away.

  50. Sidd Finch   12 years ago

    Sidd Finch's Bizarre Accusation of Racism Award goes to one Kevin Brock of Waynesville, NC.

    Interesting that Mr. Dougherty, most famously writer for "The American Conservative," declares "the golden age of baseball" simultaneously with Major League Baseball announcing the creation of a committee to study the decline of African-American players in MLB. Now if he could only un-retire the #42 jersey....

  51. Ken Shultz   12 years ago

    "The IRS now promises that it will respect the Fourth Amendment in its searches through email, but internal records from the agency suggest that it's been doing nothing of the sort."

    Congress effectively gave them the authority to search through our email by way of the AUMF, didn't they?

  52. RightNut   12 years ago

    I know Senators are not rocket scientists(see link to get pun), but you can't make this stuff up.

    senator-introduce legislation requiring background checks sale explosive powder

    1. John   12 years ago

      In fairness, Lautenberg has been dead for at least five years. Death tends to affect one's brain functions.

      1. RightNut   12 years ago

        In fairness your pun was very funny, and Lautenberg has been dead for at least five years. Death tends to affect one's brain functions.

        much better.

        Also you are presuming politicians have a brain to begin with, which was clearly never the case with Lautenberg.

  53. Brett L   12 years ago

    I'll see your crazy story of the day and raise you this. Teacher defends self from fondling claim by claiming racism. Stay classy, Humble.

    "She doesn't like to even touch the black children on their hand, she shies away when they try to hug her ? she admitted to being prejudiced," Blanchard said.

    The complaint stated that Stokes "doesn't like black students because she was prejudiced" and "has little to no interaction" with her accuser.

    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      All that matters is whether or not she has tenure. The union contract is all that's important for these fucks.

      1. Hyperion   12 years ago

        I'll say it again for the 10 millionth time.

        Those who can't, have tenure and over inflated salaries and benefits. Those who can, are called staff.

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        I'd like tenure as an American citizen. My family's been here for centuries, after all. Tenured Americans get old-school Constitutional protections, across the board.

  54. Hyperion   12 years ago

    How the hell did this get to 350 comments already? All I did was go to the market to get beer and tomatoes and other stuff to make fresh salsa.

    You didn't wait on me, you bastards!

    1. RightNut   12 years ago

      You put beer in your salsa? Recipe?

      1. Hyperion   12 years ago

        Ugh, no, I drink the beer while I'm making the salsa.

    2. An0nB0t   12 years ago

      Get a job and post from work like the rest of us, hippie.

      1. Hyperion   12 years ago

        I was posting from work. Until just now. Why else would I have waited until 4:30 to get beer?, derp!

        1. An0nB0t   12 years ago

          Keep yammering about your store-bought beer and fresh salsa, hippie.

          1. Hyperion   12 years ago

            Ah, I see, troll.

            1. An0nB0t   12 years ago

              Welcome to the internet.

            2. An0nB0t   12 years ago

              If I can break character for a minute, I didn't mean for you to take that seriously, Hyperion. Just engaging in some aggressive teasing over the "fresh salsa" bit--always enjoy reading your posts.

              1. Hyperion   12 years ago

                Sorry dude, there is such an outbreak of trolls lately, and I for some reason didn't recognize your posting name. I guess the derp in on me.

                1. Hyperion   12 years ago

                  is on me

    3. Tonio   12 years ago

      Did you buy enough for everyone?

      1. Hyperion   12 years ago

        Not enough for the troll and the smartass above, but you're welcome to partake.

  55. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Feinstein just got kicked square in the balls 40-60.

    Good, fuck her!

    Now Schumer is saying if a soldier gets behind on his bills, he deserves to have his 2A rights taken away.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      That'll be the new angle--make everyone a felon.

    2. Hyperion   12 years ago

      Is Schumtitties going to do the taking away?

  56. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Poor sportsmanship?

    A wrenching national search for solutions to the violence that left 20 children dead in Newtown, Conn., in December all but ended Wednesday after the Senate defeated several gun-related measures.

    In rapid succession, a bipartisan compromise to expand background checks for would-be gun purchasers, a ban on assault weapons and a ban on high-capacity gun magazines all failed to get the 60 votes needed under an agreement both parties had reached to consider the amendments.

    -------

    Among those looking on from the gallery, Lori Haas, whose daughter was shot at Virginia Tech, and Patricia Maisch, a survivor of the mass shooting in Tucson, shouted, "Shame on you." Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., who presided over the votes, then asked for decorum.

    "They need to be ashamed of themselves," Ms. Maisch said as she was being escorted from the Capitol. "They have no souls. They have no compassion."

    Former Representative Gabrielle Giffords, who was severely injured in the Tucson shooting, wrote in a Twitter message: "Senate ignored will of the people & rejected background checks. Im not giving up. Constituents will know they obeyed gun lobby and not them."

    Democracy is awesome, except when your side loses.

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      Seriously. You know one of the top guys in Students for Concealed Carry on Campus a few years back was a VT student who sat in a classroom listening to gunshots and screams and wishing he was armed.

      Wonder why the media never interviews him?

    2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      At least Gabby Giffords had the courtesy to tweet her response rather than take the 10 minutes it would have taken to get it out of her mouth.

      1. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

        Her husband probably typed it in for her.

    3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      And the will of the people is clearly that we get to own guns. It's in that paper thingee in the National Archives.

      1. Hyperion   12 years ago

        And of course, like I had explained to my wife, when all of this shit started up after Sandy Hook, it's going to be prove particularly difficult to take all the guns away from American, because, well, we have lots of guns, and we have been proven to be especially ornery sons o bitches when pushed too far.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          We're not quite dead yet. Not like our friends in Great Britain.

          1. Smilin' Joe Fission   12 years ago

            Or north of the border

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              They're nowhere near as bad as the British. It's really distressing to see the trend, which is certainly happening here, too.

    4. RightNut   12 years ago

      Senate ignored will of the people & rejected background checks. Im not giving up. Constituents will know they obeyed gun lobby and not them."

      Sorry but my rights are not subject to the whims of the "will of the people".

    5. Tonio   12 years ago

      No, when they win, it's democracy. When they lose it's evil corporashuns and sheshul intrests. SHTW?

    6. An0nB0t   12 years ago

      "They need to be ashamed of themselves," Ms. Maisch said as she was being escorted from the Capitol. "They have no souls. They have no compassion."

      We have suffered, and we have good intentions, ergo those who disagree with us are evil, soulless human beings.

      Works for me.

      1. Irish   12 years ago

        You forgot rule number 1 of the Democratic Party: If something bad happens to someone, they get magical powers of omniscience. Hence, if you've ever seriously suffered, you can never be wrong.

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        I'm so tired of that shit. I'm as upset as anyone not personally connected to these incidents can be, but my first thought isn't to take rights away from millions because a few are fucking evil and insane.

        1. Tonio   12 years ago

          But we have to DO SOMETHING!!1!

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            If only we could move away from this idea that government compulsion is the only possible solution to problems, we might actually start, you know, solving problems.

            There are all sorts of things people could do, in cooperation, that would help reduce gun violence and other societal ills. But I guess it's just too satisfying to enact pointless, liberty-reducing, government-expanding laws, rather than actually helping people or saving lives.

        2. An0nB0t   12 years ago

          Well, that's because you're soulless and have no compassion.

          To be fair to these poor people who have lost children, there's no reasoning with grief. I've seen plenty of people who threaten to sue or kill doctors after their spouses pass away, and there's not much you can say to assuage them without looking and feeling like an asshole. The only real way to deal with them is by expressing sincere sympathy, letting them vent without sneering at them or judging them, and then returning to the arguments at hand; I came away from this latest push for registration & disarmament with the strong impression that Cruz and Paul are hugely competent in this aspect of the political calculus.

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            I have nothing but sympathy and understanding for the victims and their families. If they want to crusade against, well, anything, I understand. But the rest of us can keep our heads and do the right thing.

  57. Unindicted Co-conspirator   12 years ago

    Obama is throwing an epic hissy fit in his gun-control fail presser.

    1. Mike M.   12 years ago

      He can go shit in his golf bag.

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        There's a Reggie Love joke in there somewhere.

  58. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Burr Amendment failed as well. I guess it isn't gonna take a judge to arbitrarily take someone's rights away.

  59. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    Obama/Kerry will not recognize the Venezuela election outcome....

    1. Jerry on the boat   12 years ago

      It's gonna be a shitstorm there. Especially if the poor (young) people find out how massively wealthy the Chavez family has become in the pursuit of "Bolivarian socialism."

  60. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Blumenthal now saying 10-round magazines only purpose is to kill.

    He has 2 minutes, which should have been enough time for him to have dragged a child's body into the well and stand on it. I wonder why he didn't?

  61. Hyperion   12 years ago

    Obama is on TV crying his wittle eyes out over the gun grab failure, Bwahahahhhaaaahahahaaa!!!!

    1. Hyperion   12 years ago

      'All this to satisfy the extreme minority of gun owners.'

      I think Obamey forgot the commie playbook and to move to the center like Slick Willy. This could be the asshat who finally destroys the progressive dream, forever.

  62. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    PEOPLE ARE CRYING

    Let me know when they start flinging themselves from the battlements.
    I'll turn on C-span and watch.

    1. Hyperion   12 years ago

      Delicious proglodyte tears! It's a monsoon! Man your tear barrels!

  63. #HOLO YOLO   12 years ago

    New handle, fuck Bethesda.

    1. Hyperion   12 years ago

      WTF? You don't like Skyrim?

      Or Fallout 3, or New Vegas?

      Denier! Blasphemer!

      1. #HOLO YOLO   12 years ago

        See above. No more DLC.

        I haven't played any of their other games.

        1. Hyperion   12 years ago

          It's difficult to follow these thread, with no sorting, and comments coming so quickly. But I assume now you are talking about no more DLCs for Skyrim?

          1. #HOLO YOLO   12 years ago

            Yes.

            1. Hyperion   12 years ago

              Yeah, but there's enough Skyrim to play. I'm only on my 2nd run through the original release, with about 8G of HD textures installed, and some other mods. I wasted 90+ hours of my life on it the first time through, and haven't even downloaded any DLCs yet.

            2. Brandon   12 years ago

              At the rate I'm going, by the time I finish my first runthrough, the next Elder Scrolls will be out.

    2. #HOLO YOLO   12 years ago

      Though you plebes are still to refer to me, your better, as Thane.

  64. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    my first thought isn't to take rights away from millions because a few are fucking evil and insane.

    Collective punishment, dude. You just grab a few (million) random people and put them in the gibbets, as an illustration of your devotion to your cause.

  65. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    I tried to tell you fools that this was all political theater. Obama will feign hurt to his prog base and the GOP will go out hat in hand to fundraise for their next war boner.

    1. Unindicted Co-conspirator   12 years ago

      You also claimed Obama was pro-gun.

      Go play in your own shit, dumbass.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        He is pro-gun just as much as Toomey is. Wanting background checks does not make you anti-gun.

        (for the record I am for the free market of drugs, pussy, and guns - NO CHECKS)

        1. Virginian   12 years ago

          It depends on the the level of background checks. The one that exists right fucking now is too intrusive. Immigration status? Drug use? Fuck that. None of that has any bearing on my 2nd Amendment rights.

          1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

            Fine, that is a 2A issue.

            Do immigrants illegally in the USA have the RKBA?

            I would say yes due to their rights as persons. But their illegal status might change that per the SCOTUS.

        2. Unindicted Co-conspirator   12 years ago

          Toomey, at best, is an opportunistic cunt. Obama is a card-carrying cultural bigot who wanted a lot more than just background checks -- he was entirely on board with the Scary Black Rifle Ban (and in fact lied his ass off about a machinegun getting used at Sandy Hook), magazine size limits, and so forth.

          I know you eagerly slurp up every droplet of jism that spills from your Chocolate Jesus' cock, but give it a rest, will you?

          1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

            There are probably interracial gay porn sites you might enjoy.

            1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

              Hey now, you can't just toss people over to team gay. We have an exacting vetting process. There should be a link for the application provided at the bottom of any of the finer purveyors of interracial gay porn though.

    2. Irish   12 years ago

      Yeah, a lame duck candidate is playing to his prog base over an issue that will do nothing but mobilize support against his party in the midterm elections.

      If this is Obama's idea of political theater, he's even dumber than you are.

    3. Hyperion   12 years ago

      So, you are saying that Obama would not have signed a bill, no matter how restrictive of the 2nd?

      You're pretty ignorant, if you expect that anyone here believes that.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        No, he wants to restrict ownership to law abiding sane people.

        Personally, I see problems in that. But pols don't think about those problems.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Shrike, what's your evidence that Obama is pro-gun, anyway?

          1. Generic Stranger   12 years ago

            The voices in his head say he is.

        2. Hyperion   12 years ago

          No, he wants to restrict ownership to law abiding sane people.

          And he wants the state to decide who those people are.

          There is no fucking law in the USA to abide by. It's all selective. In a nation of law, you cannot have so many laws that no one understands them, or can even go about their daily business, without breaking them. You cannot take away peoples constitutionally guaranteed rights, forever(see Brady bill, see no fly lists, see people getting fired from jobs in finance for shoplifting 30 years ago).

          That is not law or justice, that is tyranny.

          The US federal government and judicial system is completely out of control of the people.

          Keep supporting the tyrants, including your hero, Obama, libertarian(I included that for extra humor)

  66. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    "Today's vote is a damning indictment of the stranglehold that special interests have on Washington,"

    Did he stamp his tiny little feet as he said that?
    "Special in terest outside m oney is bad when I lose, boohoohoo."

  67. benji   12 years ago

    President Barack Obama blamed a gun lobby that "willfully lied" and senators who "caved to the pressure" for the Senate's defeat Wednesday of a bill to expand background checks.

    "This was a pretty shameful day for Washington, but this effort is not over," Obama said in the Rose Garden at the White House, joined by families of Newtown shooting victims and former Rep. Gabby Giffords, as well as Vice President Joe Biden.

    Obama blasted the Senate's rejection of a bipartisan Manchin-Toomey amendment-itself a compromise on just one portion of the comprehensive gun control package he called for after Newtown-but he urged people to carry on the fight.

    Calling Wednesday's actions "just round one," Obama pledged his administration would take further action wherever possible, but said that it was up to voters to show politicians the consequences of voting against the amendment.

    "I believe we are going to get this done," Obama said. "Sooner or later, we are going to get this right."

  68. Coeus   12 years ago

    And the lies keep on comming.

    . We must resist letting our hope for immediate answers trick us into thinking we know more than we do. Innocent people get hurt when you do that.
    ....
    So far, the only people I've seen floating information they don't actually have are on the right,

    1. Brandon   12 years ago

      Their motives are obvious here, and I'm glad to see that liberals are falling into the same trap.

      Freudian slip?

      1. Coeus   12 years ago

        Holy shit. Marcotte just told the truth. Mark this day on the calender.

  69. Xenocles   12 years ago

    Matt Yglesias says stupid things about pizza. Back when I was eating gluten, there were a lot of good pizza places. But my wife's homemade was always better. Now that we're gluten-free her offerings are better by far than the commercial substitutes - there's some recipe for a tapioca flour and Parmesan that's actually good in its own right rather than merely an acceptable substitute.

    1. Brandon   12 years ago

      I agree with Yglesias for once. there is a reason no one is offering money for your wife's pie.

      1. Xenocles   12 years ago

        The biggest reason is that it's not being offered for sale or advertised...

    2. PapayaSF   12 years ago

      As I said there, a Boboli crust + pizza stone + your own toppings = something far better and cheaper than most restaurant pizzas. Yes, you'll get a better crust if you make it from scratch and have a super-hot oven, but the extra time and expense does not seem worth it to me. If I want a gourmet pizza, I'll go out for one. (When in San Francisco, try Gialina's near the Glen Park BART station.)

      1. Xenocles   12 years ago

        What extra expense? Pizza crust is about fifty cents' worth of flour and yeast plus a quarter's worth of olive oil and some tap water. If you want to get super fancy you can put a stone tile from Home Depot in your oven, but that's far from necessary. You can still come out ahead depending on the toppings you choose.

        The draw of restaurants for us these days is the service. Too often we get a meal out and leave convinced we could do it better for ourselves for a minuscule fraction of the price. No, we could probably not do it as a business for a lot of reasons (chief among which is the scale and the grinding pressure of running a restaurant), but on average the wife can replicate or exceed restaurant quality.

        Is Gialina's GF? We're actually moving to Monterey in a month and a half.

        1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          I love Monterey, I haven't spent a ton of time there recently. I grew up in Santa Cruz.

          1. Xenocles   12 years ago

            I'm looking forward to it on balance, mostly because I can claim residency in a tax haven state.

        2. PapayaSF   12 years ago

          The expense is getting a dedicated pizza oven, or outfitting your Weber grill as one. The time is making your own dough.

          Gialina's is not gluten-free, I'm afraid.

          1. Xenocles   12 years ago

            The active prep time is all of ten minutes, and the equipment is not required. If you feel you must have an oven in excess of 500 degrees a normal propane grill will serve simply by laying some tin foil on the grill.

            If you're not interested in doing it, then you're not interested. But neither the time nor the money requirements are onerous, so don't fool yourself that way.

            1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

              We have different opinions of the cost/benefit ratio on this.

          2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

            Artisan Bread in 5 minutes a day has a solid recipe for pizza dough. It can also be used to make zataar which is AMAZEBALLS. You mix the dough the day before you need it and it can be used at any time over the next two weeks. My oven's internal temp is off by 20 degrees so I can't get to 500, which makes me sad, but it hasn't stopped my coworkers from getting fat on bread or having made some very tasty pizzas. Like Xenocles says it's a matter of personal taste, but I find it often worth it. Then again when I couldn't find a decent loaf for french toast I learned how to make a basic brioche, so your mileage will definitely vary.

            1. Xenocles   12 years ago

              It's a great book for bread.

    3. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      I dont remember where or the exact number, but I did see where the majority of people who are allergic to gluten are self-diagnosed.

      Apparently, not having to worry about hunger or wolves, the human mind makes up for it by worrying about bullshit....especially if that bullshit helps it to wallow in self absorption.

      1. Coeus   12 years ago

        I dont remember where or the exact number, but I did see where the majority of people who are allergic to gluten are self-diagnosed.

        It's actually become quite a problem for the actual gluten intolerant. This massive new market appears, and new players without the same quality control show up. Since most of these people aren't actually intolerent, it can lead to some really bad times for the actual gluten intolerant people who used to be able to trust the labels.

      2. Brandon   12 years ago

        This is my first thought whenever I hear the words "Gluten free."

      3. Xenocles   12 years ago

        The problem is much broader than allergy. There are people who are intolerant that don't register on allergy tests. My wife will exhibit symptoms of drunkenness with gluten. I avoid it based on the research that suggests it rips up the intestine in most people.

      4. Hyperion   12 years ago

        Dude, I have severe allergies to anything with gluten in it. I had to stop drinking anything but gluten free beer months ago, and even a little bread gives me unbearable acid reflux, among other symptoms.

        Hate to tell you, but the gluten thing is real. I know several other people who have the same problem.

        The placebo effect does not last for months, and is only subtle. If it did last for months and was not subtle, we could all just self medicate by will of mind.

        My wife for some reason, wants me to go in for tests to prove it. But she is a big believer in todays physicians, and I'm not. We are one primitive fucking tribe, barely more advanced than bloodlettings to cure diseases.

        1. Xenocles   12 years ago

          Tell your wife that some of the tests won't even be accurate unless you eat a lot of the stuff for a month in advance. And even then there's no test for forms of intolerance that aren't allergies or Celiac disease.

          It shouldn't be much of a stretch for followers of Hayek and Bastiat that perhaps we don't know all that much about the complexities of the human body.

          1. Hyperion   12 years ago

            I try to tell her, Xenocles, but you know, she's stubborn as hell, like most wimins folk.

            But I know what I know, and I'm damn happy that I have a friend with gluten intolerance, who alerted me about my symptoms, and I now have no reflux(I was taking omeprazole by the truck loads, and also Benadryl, because of my constant severe allergies. Also, 3 day hangovers from drinking beer.)

            All of that has cleared up now, works for me.

    4. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      Do you have a link to this recipe? I don't have problems with gluten but it's a growing problem on one side of my family. I like to have interesting alternatives for them besides steak and salad, no crutons.

      1. Xenocles   12 years ago

        Here you go. I suggest you avoid using parchment. My wife forgot the lesson of Fahrenheit 451 one time...

        You might also check the GF recipe in "Artisan Flatbread in Five Minutes a Day." A prebake of five minutes is recommended if you go with that.

      2. Hyperion   12 years ago

        Just a few words here Jesse, for your family if they have this issue. I suffered with it for years before I knew what it was.

        Every damn test I had for allergies and reflux, always came down to the latest greatest drug that the pharms were pushing.

        Here's my rules:

        Omission Pale Ale.

        Estrella Damn Daura.

        No fucking beer with gluten, or bread, or pasta, or cakes, or pies.

        I'm being serious.

        Oh, and if you develop enough of a problem with gluten, you'll get severe reflux from eating any type of wheat based stuff, like I mentioned above, and a three day hangover from drinking wheat beer. And that's the minor issues that you will eventually face.

        1. Xenocles   12 years ago

          You might try some of the drier ciders. Crispin is an outstanding brand.

          1. Hyperion   12 years ago

            Thanks for the tip.

            Haven't tried that one yet, but I have seen it under the gluten free sections of my fav liquor stores.

            I've tried all of the sorghum based beers, and I don't like any of them.

            My 2 fav beers now are Estrella Damn Daura, and Omission Pale Ale. Both of those have had the problem gluten protein broken down by a process at the end of the brewing cycle. I hope that this is within reach of a home brewer, because I'd really like to create my own.

            Estella is a Spanish brewer, and I would rate the Daura somewhere between Bud and Stella. Closer to Stella, it does taste pretty good.

            The Omission is made by Widmer Bros and the Pale Ale is excellent, and will stand up to any Pale Ale available, in quality.

            1. Xenocles   12 years ago

              Quick note on the cider: Crispin makes one with molasses that is a bust IMO, but the rest are great.

        2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          For a number of reasons, I'm glad I'm adopted. Although my biological family is prone to microcolitis and crohns (and we're not even Jewish!), which respond well to no sugar/low starch/no gluten diets, so it might be in my future anyway.

          1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

            I've heard that people who go on no-gluten diets will eventually lose all ability to deal with it, so it's a one-way trip.

            1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

              My grandmother did a really strict no gluten diet for approximately 6 years for stomach problems. She was later mis-diagnosed with something and had to do a low-residue diet, which is essentially high starch no fiber, so then she was REQUIRED to eat mostly bread and potatoes. She handled it very well.

              There's a lot of conflicting science on some of this stuff right now, I guess some new research is indicating that avoidance can make an allergy worse. Other research has indicated that we'll be able to train the body to not see certain proteins as foreign by binding them to immune cells and re-injecting them into the body, so I don't have hard answers on it, just anecdotal evidence.

  70. WomSom   12 years ago

    Dude seems to be talking all kinds of smack!

    http://www.AnonHit.tk

    1. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      As my wifes husband suggested to my dog, you are late.

  71. benji   12 years ago

    A law enforcement source has confirmed to POLITICO that Kenneth Curtis has been arrested in the investigation of a ricin-laced letter sent to President Barack Obama and Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.).

    ABC and CNN had previously reported that the letters to Obama and Wicker were signed: "I am KC and I approve this message."

    What's the frequency?

    (And meanwhile, Kansas City gets away with it.)

  72. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

    The sources identified the person as a man wearing a white baseball cap. One of the sources added that the cap was on backwards and the man was also wearing a light-colored hooded sweatshirt and a black jacket. The second source said investigators have not identified this person.

    Crap, a militant hipster ironically blew up the Boston marathon with artisnal explosives.

  73. Dunphy (the real one)   12 years ago

    Props to the Eagle Scout. The more people who are recording cops (I see people recording me all the time) and the more cops who are recording their encounters themselves the better. It's part of an open govt. and it helps protect good cops from bogus complaints and helps protect society from bad cops. Win/win

  74. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Citation please, asshole.

  75. Virginian   12 years ago

    How did you get those numbers?

  76. Hyperion   12 years ago

    3,484 Americans have been killed by gun violence since #Newtown. 62 of them were children

    Well that's it then, we have to ban children, now. We can't afford to wait.

  77. Joe M   12 years ago

    The average number of gun homicides per year in America is around 10,000, so that's probably accurate. What it has to do with anything, I couldn't tell you.

  78. Virginian   12 years ago

    Well, that's a fairly typical number of gun deaths.

    Would you like to hazard a guess as to how many defensive gun uses occurred in the last four months?

  79. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Yeah, that site is short on facts and long on conjecture.

    I guess I need to be clearer, so let me restate: Prove it, asshole.

  80. PapayaSF   12 years ago

    I think about 2/3rds of gun deaths are suicides.

  81. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

    If you know about a gun death in your community that isn't represented here, please tweet @GunDeaths with a citation.

    Does drowning by Super Soaker count?

  82. Episiarch   12 years ago

    We're just hoping you're the next victim.

  83. Xenocles   12 years ago

    Acceptable? In a vacuum, no. In the context of the world we live in, perhaps.

    We certainly don't accept each murder as a good thing, we simply accept that these things happen.

    How many of those homicides were justified? I enthusiastically accept those compared to the alternative.

  84. Joe M   12 years ago

    How many of the victims were armed?

  85. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

    I don't see you weeping over the people killed in auto accidents every year, you SWPL loser.

  86. Suthenboy   12 years ago

    Every year around 3.5 million crimes are prevented by citizens defending themselves with guns. In about a quarter of those cases the citizens say they are certain they would have been killed or seriously injured if they did not have a gun to defend themselves with. Another quarter said they were fairly sure.

    So Guy....you would have around a million and a half people killed or injured to save 10,000.

    Who did you say was sick?

  87. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

    I always expected you to be more of a "To the pain" type Epi.

  88. Irish   12 years ago

    And even if you outlawed them people would just find a way to get illegal guns. Just like prohibition, just like the drug war.

    Troll elsewhere.

  89. Restoras   12 years ago

    How many were suicides? How many were gang-related?

    How many would have been prevented by background checks? [That's a trick question, the anser is zero].

  90. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    They've sourced every stat.

    Often more than once!

  91. Unindicted Co-conspirator   12 years ago

    That's nice.

  92. Episiarch   12 years ago

    Ha, good. Their tears are so yummy and sweet.

  93. Irish   12 years ago

    And this matters because

  94. Episiarch   12 years ago

    Not in the case where their screams would be even more annoying than what they type. Best end it quickly.

  95. Irish   12 years ago

    I think you're a sock puppet, but I hope you're not. Your salty tears sustain me.

  96. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Dude, the NRA sucks ass. They rolled the last time on the AWB and routinely side with "sensible restrictions". Please direct your rage in the right place next time.

  97. Restoras   12 years ago

    Dude, poor form. The next bogeyman you are supposed to spout in a spittle soaked rant is BAZOOKAS!

    Get with the program. Sheesh.

  98. Xenocles   12 years ago

    Quit bogarting that shit.

  99. Xenocles   12 years ago

    Quit bogarting that shit.

  100. Hyperion   12 years ago

    Come on Irish, Guy LaGay has a point. Those pressure cooker bombs were only possible because of magazines with more than 7 round capacity.

    And didn't you read CNN earlier? Pressure cookers are a signature of right wing extremist. Why, people in my neighborhood get blown up by those every week, and there's always a right wing extremist involved.

  101. Virginian   12 years ago

    They didn't roll this time though. As the Fudds become less and less of a force, and the modern gun owners become more and more active, the NRA gets better and better.

  102. Hyperion   12 years ago

    I don't know if I can ever forgive them over Brady. But, I am willing to give them a chance.

  103. Xenocles   12 years ago

    Money of a group with millions of members = evil.
    Money of a single billionaire = good.

  104. Irish   12 years ago

    Bloomberg spends more money on pro-gun control initiatives than the NRA spends period. Bloomberg tried to buy gun control and he failed. Good.

  105. Restoras   12 years ago

    Guess he should have spent more of his own money to buy an extra vote or two.

  106. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

    "...and I bet the same number of Senators would rather consign a generation of children to the machinations of the soft-drink lobby than enact common-sense restrictions on how big of a cup of soda you can get.

    "Just because I'm a useless Yankee meddler with a microscopic organ of generation, you people think you can ignore my commands. But I will be back, yes I will!"

  107. Brandon   12 years ago

    Why does it matter what the totalitarian elf thinks?

  108. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    They're stepping in the right direction because Obama is in the WH. I didn't see them doing shit post-9/11 when Bush was in office. And where were they on McDonald and Heller?

    Better late than never, I guess, but I'm still suspicious.

  109. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    What does the body count in Chicago from last night have to do with anything?

  110. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    You must be new here.

    BUT WHAT ABOUT GOSNELL?????

  111. Virginian   12 years ago

    Because the only way to kill 5 year olds is with a gun. Let me tell you something little boy: If an adult wants to murder a five year old, the only thing that will stop him is another adult who is stronger.

    Even assuming you wave a magic wand and make all the guns vanish, a young man like Lanza could still have walked into that room, slammed a bat into the teacher's head, and do exactly what he did.

    The problem is not with guns, the problem is that there are crazy people in the world. Laws are not magic, and will not make crazy people go away.

  112. Andrew S.   12 years ago

    That sounds like a threat. You should probably be reported. And locked up. You know, for the children.

  113. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

    Fingers crossed, eh, Guy? You worthless ghoul.

  114. Libertymike   12 years ago

    Threadjack:

    Has anyone posted anything today about the passing of Pat Summerall? This morning while making breakfast, I heard the news on the NFL network and shed me a tear or two.

  115. Virginian   12 years ago

    Well they filed amicus briefs as I recall....and then people got butthurt because they saw it as the NRA trying to steal credit from the SAF.

    Look their primary function is and always has been recreation and education. Which is where we win, because guns are fun. The only way you can be antigun is being ignorant of them. The more people we educate, the more people who go out with us and pop off a few rounds, the more votes we have against gun control. What does the Brady Bunch do for fun? Sit around and talk about anti-gun shit? Go out and scowl at the people having a good time at the range?

    Basically, I figure guns are like gays: They seem a lot more sinister and threatening until you get to know a few; and once you have one in the house, you can get downright defensive about them. -Instapundit

  116. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

    You're asking Epi to share a precious resource? You'd better have skanks to trade, he ain't giving it up for free.

  117. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

    Well, my mom used to use pressure cookers to make green beans. And the Colonel used them to make fried chicken. So pressure cookers are associated with Southern cuisine, which means they're Nazis.

  118. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    You know who else didn't want to talk about Gosnell?

    FTA: Obama told NBC's Today show that he's familiar with the charges against Kermit Gosnell, but "I can't comment on it because it's an active trial."

    Yeah, he never commented on the Trayvon Martin shooting? Or the Harvard cops that "acted stupidly".

    He's despicable.

  119. An0nB0t   12 years ago

    Come to think of it, most of the women whom I've known to use a pressure-cooker were members of the United Daughters of the Confederacy. Apparently the neo-Confederates have been flaunting their penchant for micro-aggressive racism for the past fifty years by using bomb-making parts in their preparation of beans, chicken, and rump roasts.

  120. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

    I can't refute anything you said. I happen to know that my mom is descended from slaveowners.

  121. Hyperion   12 years ago

    Quiet dude, don't you know that the progs are saying that anyone whose ancestors have ever owned a slave, need to pay reparations to the family of the slaves? I'm not making this shit up.

  122. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

    Well, I'm sure that all of us are descended from slaves at some point. Slavery has been common in human history.

    In other words, I want mine, too.

  123. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

    So Slate and the Twitter feed @GunDeaths are collecting data for our crowdsourced interactive.

    Because data-gathering by anecdote via Twitter is completely legitimate sociological methodology.

  124. Xenocles   12 years ago

    All I have to offer is STEVE SMITH.

  125. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

    ...ummm why do you have a tradeable amount of STEVE SMITH lying around the house. That seems like a poor life choice.

  126. Hyperion   12 years ago

    Yeah, but according to the progs, it's only us whitey slave owner descendants, in Murika, that this applies to.

    All the other slaves owners in history, only did so, out of empathy for those whom they enslaved.

  127. Xenocles   12 years ago

    I have him on call.

  128. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

    And what are his retainer fees?

  129. Brandon   12 years ago

    Why? He was 82. It was pretty much expected.

  130. Xenocles   12 years ago

    If he doesn't want me to release the rest of the Bigfoot video he'll do what I say.

  131. Brandon   12 years ago

    According to whom, dumbass?

  132. Libertymike   12 years ago

    Why not?

    He was an iconic cultural phenom. He was a better straight to Madden than Dean Martin was to Lewis.

  133. Brandon   12 years ago

    He was a sportscaster. He had a good voice. But he was long retired, and he was 82, so it's not like his death deprived the world of many future contributions. It's not even particularly sad.

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