Chicago Blackhawks Hockey Streak a Once in 700 Years Thing According to Statisticians

Hockey's like the ugly stepsister of major league sports

Every year when football stops happening, you're suddenly left with only two sports to watch on TV: basketball and one that's not basketball. The non-basketball one is called World Series of Poker, and it airs late at night when everyone awake is probably committing sin. 

But did you know that there's actually a third sport happening? It's a Canadian lawn game called hockey, and folks here in the USA have been buzzing about it lately on account of an exciting young hockeymen troupe, or "team," called the Chicago Blackhawks.