Civil Disobedience Theater and the Keystone Pipeline Combatants
A bunch of prominent environmental lobbyists stage-managed themselves into getting arrested yesterday in front of the White House as a protest against the construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline. As Friends of the Earth president Erich Pica bragged on his blog:
Yesterday, I was arrested for the first time in my life!
My hands were cuffed, alongside so many others, at the White House fence, as I joined 47 environmental and progressive leaders -- including Bill McKibben of 350.org, Mike Brune of the Sierra Club, NASA climatologist Dr. James Hansen, Daryl Hannah, and civil rights leader Julian Bond -- in sending a strong message to the Obama administration: Do not approve the Keystone XL pipeline.
Did the Keystone combatants spend the night in jail banging tin cups against the bars singing "Big Yellow Taxi" [YouTube] together? Nope.
The hard hand of state power was withheld and the aftermath all pretty much unfolded as this helpful pre-protest memo outlined:
There are no guarantees, but similar actions in DC have been treated very consistently by authorities. Typically, anyone arrested in civil disobedience such as this get either a citation (like a traffic ticket), or a simple misdemeanor charge (such as Trespass, or Failure to Disperse, or Incommoding). Participants should plan to spend a night in jail. IF anything changes, and police begin to release participants earlier, we will inform you at the training. We're anticipating that arrestees will have the option to post-and-forfeit when they appear before a judge the next day. People who choose to not pay this fine may remain in custody longer, have to return for a future court date, or face additional charges. Currently, the charge we're anticipating is Failure to Obey a Police Officer (see FAQ below), which is equivalent to a traffic ticket and carries no jail time.
As the Washington Post reports:
The protesters were released Wednesday afternoon after each paid a $100 fine.
The White House protest is just the appetizer for what the environmental lobbyists hope will be a big crowd on the Mall in DC this coming Sunday at the Forward on Climate Rally.
Presidential approval (or disapproval) of the construction the pipeline that would transport about 1 million barrels of crude oil from Canada's oilsands was bravely put off until after the November elections. The still pending decision will probably not to be made before June of this year.
As my dispatches from my American Petroleum Institute paid junket to Alberta, "The Man-Made Miracle of Oil from Sand," and "Conflict Oil or Canadian Oil?, show, my sensibilities are somewhat different from those of the protesters when it comes to oilsands crude:
Fort McMurray, Alberta—Standing on the edge of the immense and spectacular pit of an oil sands mine for the first time last week, I was surprised by a sense of exhilaration. Later, seven stories up, equipped with earplugs, and clad in bright blue overalls, I marveled at the cascades of black bitumen froth bubbling over the sides of a separation cell like a giant witch's cauldron. The scale of the enterprise and the sheer ingenuity involved in wresting value and sustenance from the hands of a stingy Mother Nature provoked in me a feeling close to glory.
Yet as I stood at the edge of the mine, I understood that lots of people viewing the same sight would be horrified by it and outraged by my enthusiasm for it. They would, instead, see the pit as a deep wound in the earth, amounting almost to a desecration.
Can I explain myself to those who see mining oil sands as a moral offense? I plead humanism. Modern capitalism and the technology it engenders has lifted a significant proportion of humanity out of our natural state of abject poverty for the first time in history. Even now, depending on the cycles of nature to renew supplies of fuel (in the form of wood and manure) means poverty, disease, and early death for millions.
I, too, am moved by the beauty of nature and awed by its intricate complexities. I have experienced the Zen of the sheer physicality of hiking or snorkeling over the psychedelic reefs of the Maldives. But human technology can be awesomely beautiful as well. So it was for me at the oil sands in Alberta.
For more background, see my column, "Don't Be Afraid of the Keystone Pipeline."
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The protesters were released Wednesday afternoon after each paid a $100 fine.
Thoreau would be proud.
"What are you doing out there Ralph?"
Do they actually think their silly behavior is going to keep that oil in the ground?
Or is it just one more lefty 'intent trumps results'?
during the election, Obama patted their heads and let them have their way. Now, he tosses them overboard into the Rice paddy of people who are no longer useful.
Really? I think he's going to quash the pipeline again. Obama has showed his true colors. He's a hard-core liberal Progressive. There's no chance at all of him approving the pipeline. He is of exactly the same opinion about it as every one of those protesters.
Nah, they are just pretending that they are part of the civil rights movement back in the '60s.
Trying to give their privileged yet pathetic lives the illusion of meaning.
Yup. I worked with a bunch of these idiots when I lived in DC a few years ago. They seriously had fliers about what to expect when being arrested. They had a "kit" that was $100 and some basic instructions for how to behave.
These asshats were sooo damn proud and even made references to said civil right movement. Of course, only a few months prior, Al Gore compared climate change skepticism to racism, so it's not surprising they thought they were doing something historic.
Yesterday, I was arrested for the first time in my life!
I'm such a rebel you guise!!!!1!one!
These people need to hang out with me. I've been arrested way more times than that.
Public indecency laws are so unjust.
Ain't it the truth, Hugh. Ain't it the truth.
We need to buy our oil from countries that are full crazy religious fucks, not from some dangerous country full of hockey fans.
Canadian hockey fans are full crazy religious fucks. Did you see the aftermath in Vancouver a couple years ago?
Bah, I saw more cars destroyed in Baghdad in a single afternoon, sporting events aside. Hell, the French bar-b-que more cars than that on an average summer eve. Tell the Canukleheads to step up their game if they want to be considered big league wreckers!
I disagree with their policy on the XL Pipeline, but it's good to see them putting their money where their mouth is and facing arrest. I've been in their shoes before, and facing down a police officer telling you to disperse can be a harrowing experience. Especially when they're tapping their billyclub against their leg.
I prefer this type of protest to the one where they simply get enough money to buy the votes of enough Senators to kill it.
Why not both? Gives cover for the eventual switch "the people have spoken" etc etc...
sloops, I doubt any of the po-po were tapping billy clubs or being anything but polite and deferential when "arresting" these folks. When the well-connected show up with a crowd of paparazzi for a little theater, the cops are in on it, I'm quite sure.
OT, but I'll be boarding a flight within the hour and want to post this: Apparently it's sexist and patriarchal for Sports Illustrated to shoot Kate Upton in Antarctica, because of the cold weather and risks to her health.
Kate's been a total sweetheart about it and seems grateful for the opportunity despite the unpleasantness of the shoot, and yet some people just can't help but feel outraged for her.
And Kate is quite literally a multimillion dollar asset. Can you imagine the liability SI would have faced if anything had happened to her? I seriously doubt she was in any danger.
She's also an adult, but that fact - and its ramifications - are apparently beyond their comprehension. Their attitude is quite matriarchal.
She is an adult. She is a wildly successful and highly paid model who not doubt has any number of agents and attorneys representing her interests. But to read XX factor, you would think they had put a 11 year old orphan girl they found on the streets of Calcutta out there.
It's just the fact that they're making money off of selling nudie photos of conventionally beautiful women to a male audience that irks them.
It's a harmless example of mutually beneficial and agreeable exchange but it doesn't serve the interests of the sisterhood.
I have said this before. There are two things that drive feminism. First, is the desire of upper class women to look down upon working class women. Second, is the desire of homely women to exact their revenge against beautiful ones for the power their beauty gives them.
The complaining about Upton is an example of both. Here is Kate Upton, the daughter of a middle class family in Michigan, who never attended any of the right schools making all of this money and achieving all of this fame because of her looks. They hate that. If a freshman at Brown from a good family decides to sleep with a hundred guys, that is empowering. If some girl from a lower or middle class household with middling prospects and a beautiful figure decides to pose in a bikini and that is the patriarchy.
I didn't know she's from Michigan. That makes me feel better about my pitiful, awful, poor (but beautiful, at least up north), heavily-unionized home state.
Here's a little secret: the problem they have is not what they're actually complaining about.
a 11 year old orphan girl they found on the streets of Calcutta
I can think of one poster that would buy that magazine.
Back off! He knows the difference between slander and libel now.
Oh. In that case, I'm sorry, sarcasmic.
These girls need a union!
I, for one, could certainly get behind a supermodel union!
I'd like to be a Pinkerton suppressing them. I'm already administering periodic beatings because of them, I might as well get paid for it.
I'm gonna get into a labor dispute with them so that the State of California will finally let supermodels stalk me.
in front of it, too.
Over and over again! STEVE SMITH!
Not that I think she's unattractive, but I just don't see anything special about Upton. She'd be the prettiest girl in most random samplings of 10, but she's not even more attractive than some of the girls I see in real life everyday.
TITS, YOU IDIOT.
For the record, aside from her nose, Michelle Jenneke is way more attractive than Kate Upton.
When it comes to your SI bikini babes, it is awfully hard to beat Marissa Miller.
Laetitia Casta was obviously the best.
I wish your mother hadn't smoke so much crack. Heidi Klum is the correct answer.
My vote still goes to Christie Brinkley.
Which shows my age, I know. . . .
Christie Brinkley was my first experience with strong feelings for a woman who wasn't my mother. I think I was six.
All wrong - Kathy Ireland. Best. EVAR.
If you're a real fan tell me the names of her pet caterpillars.
+1 Kathy
This
Donna Summer was my first star infatuation. I was like seven or eight, and Disco was ubiquitous.
Oh my god, Laetitia Casta. I use to worship the nuts in her shit.
Holy shit Warty. Where did you get such high end taste in women? Wow.
Floppy fat tits. Is Jessica Gomes still in the Swimsuit episode? She was the maximum reach of John preferred womanhood who legitimately belonged. Upton took it too far.
Her tits are gorgeous.
Pay no attention to this retard. He obviously is just banging randomly on the keyboard because he thinks it's cake or something.
Just put some 98 degree lard in a gallon plastic bag. Same effect.
No, no it's not.
Fake overflowing jugs smashed into stuff is never attractive.
So you aren't as retarded as I thought you were. That's good to know.
He's even more retarded than I thought possible, and you're even more retarded than he is for thinking he's not as retarded as you thought he was, retard.
I was talking to you, and now you're back to being as retarded as I thought you were.
You're as retarded as I thought you thought I was.
Threading is making me confused about who is retarded and why. MANSPLAIN.
So I was exactly right all along.
So is your retarded mansplanation request cancelled or not? I'm so confused.
Warty thought Epi thought I wasn't retarded, but Epi really thought Warty wasn't retarded, which is just retarded. Warty is retarded, but is right that Epi was retarded to think he wasn't retarded, which makes Warty only half retarded, so he'll win the Academy Award this year.
Anything else you need?
I'm good.
I'm impressed you made that coherent.
Well, basically, it's retards all the way down.
What was this thread about?
Your mo...I have no idea.
Retards and oil. Now we're talking about retards and girls you need to oil up to fit through a standard size door. It's not really OT.
No, this thread is about nicole not following the thread. Because she's a woman. And also Tim not following it because he's retarded.
Poets don't care about details and facts, it's all about feelings with them.
Nicole needed me to mansplain
About Warty being retarded again
She couldn't be bothered to read
Upton's tits she didn't heed
Now I've educated her small lady brain
Poets don't care about details and facts, it's all about feelings with them.
If only people understood my poetry, they would realize I have no feelings, and only care about the details of meter and rhyme-scheme.
Sigh...the life of a misunderstood artist...
I'll let Dennis Green take this.
Warty is what Epi thought he was, which is retarded and vice versa.
I sat next to him and his wife -- front row -- at a BB King concert. His wife is white, so I guess that makes Denny a cornball brother.
I wouldn't say that. She's got a banging body, but her face isn't all that great. Not ugly, just average IMO.
Yeah, my point isn't that she's disgusting. It's that there are other girls with banging bodies and great faces. Why is she getting this much attention?
TITS YOU IDIOT
Some of us are not as focused on them as you are, retard. There are other parts too.
Her other parts are acceptable, and also she has tits.
It's not that I am not focused on tits. It's that since I am not retarded, I am capable of remembering that there are other girls with tits.
You are obviously retarded. TITS.
This is going to be hard for your retarded brain to handle, but try to think of two sets of tits existing at once.
Ah, the Schrodinger's Tits Theory. Excellent, I see you're been to Lothario University like me.
(gives secret handshake)
It's true, those tits are simultaneously in a state of being motorboated and of not being motorboated.
It's that since I am not retarded, I am capable of remembering that there are other girls with tits.
You know what's really crazy?
ALL girls have tits! ALL OF THEM!
Only by a technicality in many cases.
Are you saying ladies who've had double mastectomies aren't ladies nicole?
Oh shit, you caught me othering
They may have been ladies before STEVE SMITH started chewing on them, but they definitely weren't afterwards.
You want this on the SI cover?
Some Germans in the early '90s do!
For the record, aside from her nose, Michelle Jenneke is way more attractive than Kate Upton.
um...no
What the prosters should do is allow the pipeline to be constructed, then puncture it and steal the oil. That'll show 'em!
Nigerian strategy?
Strategy or lifestyle?
And here I thought the Nigerian strategy was to pretend to be a former minister with money I need to deposit with a gullible American.
Can't claim they don't have multiple backup plans.
I've recently invested in a nice Nigerian man who just needs some seed money for his equipment for oil stealing. He assures me I'll be seeing a nice return on that very soon.
Everyone MUST stop competing with wind, solar and hydro power. There are bird migrations that need disrupted, ground that needs poisoned and fish that need decimated.
So send Warty to the beach.
HYDRO POWER!?!?
Don't you know dams are EVUL?
I like the Obama O on their sign.
Do they even know who they are protesting?
Must be that Texas guy who has been retired for 4 years.
Bush hasn't even tried to stop the pipeline lately!
Again. Engage in civli disobedience, lose you government sinecure. Hansen needs to go.
Pretty much... Then lick your eyeball and crawl back up on the branch.
I met somebody this weekend who said that she felt like a "Jew in Nazi Germany" living in Pennsylvania because she can't stop fracking here.
I had to leave the room.
Nothing like being horribly intensive and insulting but making up for it by being irrational and stupid.
I agree. Spoonman should have stayed in the room.
She's a family friend of my wife's parents. There were little kids at the table, I wasn't going to get into an argument and ruin everybody's evening to express outrage at a terminal case of stupid.
She's a family friend of my wife's parents.
So your wife would be pissed at you for at least three reasons. Pissed cubed, as it were. Best to let that one pass.
You should have said she has the power to close her legs. The fury and speechlessness would have been terrific.
wow...what is the level beyond nuclear stupid because she IS it.
People who use that kind of hyperbole are as bad or worse than Hitler.
http://thestir.cafemom.com/lov.....ts_only_by
Emotional affairs, just as damaging as real ones. Yes, hag feminists, please destroy the meaning of another word. If your husband isn't banging her, he is not having an affair.
Emoshuns!!!?!
Uhm, I thought it was pretty well established that real men don't have emotions. Well, anger, maybe, which morphs into an icy cold urge to kill...especially if someone's messed with your dog.
Some women view jerking off to porn as cheating. Seriously. I'm married to one.
...why?
She considers imagining sex with another woman as cheating. Whatever. It just means that she keeps me too sexually exhausted to even want to jerk to porn. I can't complain.
So what does she think about you manning the glory holes in the park bathrooms? Is that cheating?
You have some strange hobbies. But we already knew that.
That was sarcasmic?
And what about when one of you goes on a week long business trip?
I believe the hos in different area codes provision kicks in.
I'm guessing if she's strict enough that porn counts as cheating she doesn't subscribe to that world view.
Then every man in the world is an adulterer. I think that kind of destroys the meaning of the term.
"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
"I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me."
Yep. Human nature is a sin.
Jesus strangely enough beat everyone to it by saying if you lust in your heart you're commiting adultery.
And I"m too slow.
Jesus needed to get laid, then, so he'd know the difference.
Jesus needed to get laid, then, so he'd know the difference.
He hung out with a prostitute. You don't think he was getting any?
Oops. And men also like to watch action movies where impossible stunts are done. It's the same drive for something new, just happens to involve sex. Also men like violent video games. I have t shot anyone layely
then you're doing it wrong.
You're kidding, right? Then how do you answer her question when she asks why that one sock down in the bottom of the hamper can stand up on its own?
You use a sock? Never tried that.
http://deadspin.com/5984350/th.....fghanistan
That's a riot!
Even if you're jerking off to gay porn?
That's okay as long as they don't look like his beard.
Exodus 20:17 "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."
AKA: The Warty Clause
Wouldn't coveting the ox or donkey imply that he wants it but isn't going nextdoor and using it nightly?
Andrew Mendoza agrees.
"I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left."
I always lose it when I read that.
If "covet" means "bang" in the Bible, I can see we are enjoined against coveting our neighbors livestock, at least.
That is so sad. Generally I did through my BF's porn folder and find samples that I like, so we can watch them together.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....95200.html
Matt Taibbi: Elizabeth Warren will be president someday, or else I will have such a hissy fit.
I have always wanted to vote for someone who pretended to be an Indian for President.
I would have voted for Samuel Adams for that reason, among others.
OMFG. A Warren presidency would be even funnier than an Obama presidency! BTW, she has no chance; Schumer is more nationally electable than she is.
I try to completely loathe Taibbi, then I read his anti-Thomas Friedman screeds.
"Matt Taibbi: Elizabeth Warren will be president someday"
HOW?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite will hold aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that *she*, Elizabeth Warren, is to carry Excalibur. *That* is why she will be your President!
The real reason for the Round Table: so it would fit in the teepee.
I won't follow her just because some tart swimming around a lake is handing out swords to any fake indian that walks by.
She will promise a lot of free shit?
And fight against the war on women?
She will promise a lot of free shit?
That seems to work pretty well.
That's what she said.
Let's see:
(1) Compliant/adoring media? check
(2) Crypto-class warrior? check
(3) No perceptible experience or qualifications? check
(4) "Oppressed" "minority"/historical candidate? check
Based on recent election results, I'd say she's a shoo-in.
The problem here is that the beautiful living, psychedelic reefs are in imminent danger of being bleached to oblivion due to unstable acidic PH levels. Why must we feed our addiction to carbon fuels and their greenhouse effects?
True, the marvels of the Industrial Age have brought many out of poverty, but at what cost? The carbon barons cling to yesterday, fearing the approaching morning when the energy from our star, the sun, will power peace and real wealth:
http://grist.org/climate-energ.....yone-wins/
The time is now and Keystone is the place. We are at a tipping point -- and the new solar Germany sees this. How can they deny the impending environmental catastrophe, when the scars of the great war remind them? Will the Koch Industries join us in our journey to the light?
Shut the fuck up.
Do you wanna cyber? 🙁
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v.....cQb_t__JzI