Woman Abandons Dog Because It's Allegedly Gay

Too stupid to realize male dogs will try to hump anything

I'm heartbroken but hardly surprised that this is a thing that apparently happened: a dog owner in Tennessee had her male dog banished to a kill shelter because she caught it humping another male dog.

Fortunately, the internet came to the rescue, because the internet is f*cking awesome. Word of the mind-bogglingly stupid Tennessean's attempt to rid the world of a "gay dog" spread via Facebook.