German Soldiers Growing Moobs

Thanks to drill that requires them to hit themselves in the chest with their rifles

Are you there, God? It's me, German Soldiers. I'm growing breasts on one side of my body. Let's rap about that.

According to a report in the Cologne Express (link in German), soldiers from Germany's elite Wachbataillon military unit have found their bodies changing in ways many of us have not experienced since Girl Scout camp: they're growing boobs on the left side of their bodies.