Lance Armstrong to Appear on Oprah's Show
Rumors circulating he will admit to doping
Lance Armstrong has decided to come clean, so to speak. Since the big dope's life is essentially ruined, he's apparently going to admit it all and ask for forgiveness. And who better to give it to him that Oprah? She's got him on January 17 from 9 to 10:30pm on the hard to find OWN channel. Good for her. It used to be that celebrities went to Larry King or Barbara Walters when they needed to eat crow publicly and return to the world.
But for this generation it's Oprah. Lance will cry, his eyes will well up when he talks about his kids, he'll show Oprah his scars from various surgeries, and recommend a healing expert in Nepal which she'll put on her next Best Things list.
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