The chief of detectives shoved his hands into the pockets of his trenchcoat and tugged at the brim of his fedora. "We've got a murder on our hands, gentlemen."
"Aw man, on New Year's Eve? Who's the stiff?" asked the sidekick character.
"Some guy named Cuts. Bush Tax Cuts. He died right at midnight, and it looks suspicious." Ira Stoll has the lowdown.