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Nanny State

Brickbat: Choked

Charles Oliver | 12.26.2012 6:00 AM

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Alberta Education Minister Jeff Johnson has banned the use of all lanyards in provincial schools. Most of Alberta's 2,000 schools have long used lanyards for hall and restroom passes. But a Grade 3 student recently almost choked to death on a lanyard, prompting the ban.

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  1. John C. Randolph   12 years ago

    Well, don't stop there, eh! Better ban anything that can possibly fit into a kid's gullet.

    -jcr

  2. Whiterun Guard   12 years ago

    They shouldn't be banning lanyards, they should make a law where everyone has to have one. In lanyard based incidents where other people possessed lanyard there were an average of 80% less fatalities.

    1. otto-pilot   12 years ago

      agreed! we all know from recent history that in order to keep others with guns at bay we need to be packing ourselves...so everyone needs a lanyard. Let us make that a law. Who knows when a crazy lunatic may attack you with one. By packing a lanyard I'm sure the percentage of lanyard-related crime will decrease. No one will dare to use one against you. Lanyards might even save lives!

  3. Ted S.   12 years ago

    Everybody knows it's third grade, not Grade 3.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Magnetic clasp. Also, ban that student. He's going to ruin the schools lost time accident numbers.

  5. Bardas Phocas   12 years ago

    Wasn't the hot moral panic, a few years ago, that kids where chocking each other to get a buzz?
    It was a more innocent time.

  6. anon   12 years ago

    You can ban lanyards all day long, but you can't ban stupid.

  7. R C Dean   12 years ago

    You can be sure they won't do away with the asinine requirement that students carry state-issued ID. Just tattoo their ID numbers and a barcode on their foreheads and be done with it already. Might as well implant an RFID chip while you're at it.

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