Mayan Apocalypse Great Reason to Have Sex, New Yorkers Say

Doomsday-themed parties and social media frenzy as the end of the Mayan long calendar arrives tomorrow

Stop the world — I wanna get off!

A sexy swimsuit model and countless other lusty New Yorkers say tomorrow's predicted Mayan apocalypse is a great reason to have sex, and are turning to social media and doomsday-themed parties in hopes of fully experiencing humanity's steamy climax.

"If I die, I don't want to die on a dry spell!" declared model Niki Ghazian.