Can We Also Blame Bush for the (Possible) Decline in Sexy Halloween Costumes?
After 1,000 years of economic torpor and a thousand hours of Hurricane Sandy coverage, here's an even more disturbing story that surely charts an empire in decline:
After a dozen years of sexy nuns, sexy cats and even sexy hamburgers, Halloween this year is looking decidedly more demure.
Sexy costumes are still selling, of course; about half of the women who dress up will do so as something "attractive," according to a national survey by Savers secondhand stores.
But sexy just isn't sizzling quite like it used to.
While a record 45 percent of all adults will dress for Halloween this year, according to the National Retail Federation, Yahoo searches for the phrase "sexy Halloween costumes" have dropped 47 percent since 2010.
Writing for Slate, Amanda Hess notes that the above trend story (which appears in the Arizona Republic), is filled with all the classic "to be sures" and other qualifiers that provide plausible deniablity to the imaginative (and possibly drunk or at-least-strung-out writer on deadline). Hess observes:
When I see women dressed as sexualized fast food sauces, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. In the new Sexy Halloween economy, the line between sexy and ironic appears to have evaporated. There's something hopeful about that—this new permutation of the trend rejects plastic corporate packaging and values a woman's cleverness instead. As long as she still looks hot.
Read the whole thing at Slate.
Read Reason's Halloween coverage over the years. If you dare!
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"save a bun, eat a taco"
Truer words haven't been spoken today.
I'm told everyone is fat now, so there's no sexy to be had. Plus size costumes are the order of the day.
Slow news year, isn't it?
Better than reading about the HURRICANE OF DOOOOOOOM!111oneoneone
Seriously. You'd think wind and rain had just been invented.
Yeah, "a couple of thousand" people without power in Rhode Island, and that makes national news.
Every time the wind blows here, a "couple of thousand" people are without power.
Zzzzzz...
Man, you noticed, too? These last couple of weeks have sucked air for news stories.
Yeah, if only we had the beginnings of a huge political scandal, like four Americans being killed in a terror attack through the incompetence of an administration, who then lied a lot to cover it up, including arresting a citizen for a YouTube video. Oh, and it looks like the four could have been saved if the administration had tried, but they decided not to.
This scandal is going to huge, despite the active efforts of most of the media to ignore it.
No.
I think Nick really really likes Halloween.
Sexy costumes are probably only part of it.
It is a one of the few non-christian/non-political holidays.
The fact that the state does not endorse it (no day off) and its organic commercialism i am sure also appeals to his libertarianism.
You don't recall that terrible 3d Halloween special reason magazine issue? And those terrible spooky youtube videos that nick hosted?
It's as Christian as most other Christian holidays. All Hallows' Eve.
Nope - check the history on all hallows, Samhain ain't no Christian holiday.
They're all dressing as Sandra Fluke.
And not ironically.
Fashion oscillation, nothing new, *yawn*
Read the whole thing at Slate.
I'm good with your summary, Nick...
Read the whole thing at Slate.
Why the fuck would you wish that upon your loyal readers? Are you mad at us? Did we do something wrong?
I literally cannot grasp the stupidity of that Slate story. I think I need JJ, who can mind-meld with stupidity so easily, to comprehend it for me.
No kidding, I was having an almost identical reaction. I can't comprehend this at all. It's like seeing in ultraviolet or something.
Don't pretend that you don't immediately understand Stupidese, ProL. I know you speak it fluently, along with Jive and East Frisian.
In all seriousness, I wish I did. Or that I had an interpreter.
Maybe joe can help you out.
I don't think he looks anything like June Cleaver.
No, but I'll bet he's as tall as her smallest great grandkid.
What you want is irrelevant, what you've CHOSEN is at hand!
BTW, that's my favorite Trek line ever. I toss it out a lot in converstaion w/ dems and reps.
Are you going to translate the Stupidese or what, JJ?
I have to have a still-attractive Kim Cattrall mind to rape first.
And then I'll toss her useless husk to Lo Pan to do with as he pleases.
tossed to Lo Pan to do with as he pleases, or forced to read Slate....I'd pick Lo Pan.
No Homo.
OT How's the weather on the east coast? Is it as bad as they are hyping it? From what I see, it just looks like a Cat I hurricane.
They better be right or they are going to lose every shred of credibility they had left.
Wind is picking up, my parents still have power. Supposedly Jersey will get the worst of it.
Lots of rain on the Chesapeake and near Richmond. The wind is brisk on the water, but not unusually so.
Gusty with a little rain here in Midcoast Maine.
On the bright side, by the time this finishes its business my oak trees should be stripped of the stubborn leaves that usually fall after it snows.
Light rain, wind is picking up in Western Mass. I guess it's up to about 25 MPH sustained right now.
Crystal clear and sunny, with a light breeze and temps in the upper 60s.
Here in West Texas.
Damn you, damn you to hell!
*shakes fist from cloudy, rainy Ohio*
The sun is actually trying to peek out here in Seattle.
Most depressing winters I've ever seen were in Ohio. Cloudy, dreary, damp, biting cold, every day for months on end.
If you're from Ohio and haven't tried to leave the planet in protest, something is wrong with you.
Does going from being raised in Columbus to living in Chicago for 1 winter count?
Bc Chicago is a far worse winter than Ohio. Longer winters on each end marginally and a shorter spring and Summer
Western New York seems to be worse, from my experience. It stops snowing every day here after the lake freezes over, but Lake Ontario never freezes over and those poor fuckers get daily snow all winter.
It only makes us stronger than all you southern pussies. Puts hair on your chest.
Anyway, upper 60s to mid 70s in Ankara and sunny.
Fuck all of you.
On the plus side, the power is still on.
Low 70s to mid 80s all week here on Oahu. Thinking of turning on a fan now to cool off.
On the plus side, my GF is nekkid.
Low 70s to mid 80s all week here on Oahu. Thinking of turning on a fan now to cool off.
When I emerge from the shadows to kill you, I just wanted you to know it was me.
Uh, huh.
I got an email about this time of year maybe a decade ago from a cousin who was going to school in Ohio. It said something to the effect of, "well, there goes the sun until March."
FACT^
I live in Montana now and the winters here are far better than Ohio. Yes, at times it can be brutal, but you get to see the sun every other day or so. In Ohio, you might see it once a week between October and March.
I also prefer -30F at 30% Relative Humidity than +30F at 90% RH. Dry cold is far superior to wet cold.
Here in Indiana we just refer to them as "Sun Season" and "Cloud Season".
Pretty much the same here in West Florida.
El Paso?
Crystal clear and sunny at 45 here in Iowa.
Another perfect October day in the Land of Enchantment. Mild temps, low humidity, no winds and the most beautiful blue skies on the planet.
... Hobbit
We're on the MA/NH border. Wind picking up, a couple of trees down. Expect power to be gonzo pretty soon.
Just spent the weekend in Las Vegas. There is no shortage of sexy costumes on sexy chicks.
But searches for sexy costumes are down. It likely never occurred to the landed elite of fashionable East coast periodicals that maybe the ne'er-do-wells that occupy the vast expanse of land between bastions of progressive enlightenment might be taking last year's costume to the dry cleaner to remove the stains and re-use it as the current economic conditions don't favor them spending precious money on a new costume.
the current economic conditions don't favor them spending precious money on a new costume.
There should be a federal mandate.
Yahoo searches for the phrase "sexy Halloween costumes" have dropped 47 percent since 2010.
Simplest explanation? The unemployed, having too much time on their hands, have moved on to soft porn.
I approve of your picture choices, Nick.
Ironic, though: "Mild" is hotter than "Hot".
It's opposite day, so mild is the hottest.
I'd let any of them season my burrito.
*applause*
Also ironic: verde is orange.
It's like she's never seen a color wheel before. While green and orange do have lots of contrast, they're not technically complimentary colors.
OPPOSITE DAY FAIL.
Granted, "Salsa Azure" (blueberry sauce, for ice cream, maybe?) doesn't exist, and turning her skin magenta prolly wouldn't be a good idea...
How about... Quit with the moral panic and let women wear whatever the fuck they want?
Baptists and bra-burners, together at last.
Not everyone got the memo that this "problem" is solving itself:
http://www.abc2news.com/dpp/ne.....s-the-line
In some ways, sexism in Latin America's mass media bears some blame for perceptions of Latinas as buxom sex objects, Trevino said.
"Spanish-language media bring in programs from Central and South America on a daily basis that portrays Latinas in this very sexy, provocative way."
"For people channel-surfing who are not familiar with the Latino community, those images stay in their mind," she said.
It's not just a concern for Latinos, Arreola said.
Ok, that calls for some Noche del Domingo.
I swear that that is the greatest show in the history of mankind. It's even better than Firefly.
I think Veronica is my favorite.
Ok, so, not understanding Spanish, I figured once they'd revealed "NOGAT", that was the end of the game, "nogat" (I assumed) being spanish for "nougat", and "nougat" being the correct response.
Then they go switching everything around, wtf.
Lrn2WheelOfFortune, latinoobs.
It's not just a concern for Latinos, Arreola said.
Anyone who chooses to name themselves after the meaty part of the nipple has no right to comment on sexy costumes.
Without moral panic, how would they clutch their pearls?
Funny how quickly "Her body, her choice" is ejected as an potential answer.
Baptists and bra-burners, together at last.
Pretty sure they never left each other.
Prohibition was championed by many a women's group.
I blame Facebook. People are learning that what you do can and will be broadcast to all your friends and then some.
Could it be that the Internet will finally end the Age of Public Stupidity?
Nah, wouldn't bet on it.
This is plausible.
If this encourages only those who can actually pull off wearing little to do so, Facebook has been a net benefit to society. Wearing the 3XL Xena costume ain't coming off well, no matter how much you drink. Male or female.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My male gaze is pleased by Nick's efforts.
Off Topic, but this video brings up a growing problem. If you don't kill and quickly dispose of the bum who knocks on your door begging and do so as quickly as possible, before anyone notices his presence in your vicinity, you may be stuck with him whether you like it or not:
Homeowner Forced To Allow Bum To Live In Her Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?f.....9GptjzEJiE
Before watching the video, I assumed it was about abortion bans.
What was she thinking not using protection to keep out unwanted visitors.
Good thing he wasn't in the military, or we'd have a rare sighting of the 3rd amendment violation.
There's an app for that.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci.....-pics.html
lame.
Anyone can put porn into a Google search.
Half the fun of looking at sexy friend pics is finding them yourself.
How about just smile and say "Nice!"
Whatever, Amanda Hess. Those sauce outfits are cute and if you click through the link in the Slate piece, those girls made them themselves. That requires the useful skill of knowing how to sew, and is cool, creative and fun. I don't get what her beef is, unless it us just that someone, somewhere is having a good time.
someone, somewhere is having a good time
Your puny female brain has stumbled onto a great truth.
Oh, leave her alone. It's hard being some sort of ginger wood-elf lesbian thing in a world built on male privilege.
ginger wood-elf lesbian
I had no idea what that meant. Then I clicked.
Huh, ginger wood-elf lesbian it is.
She's kind of cute in a burst-into-flames-in-direct-sunlight / never-to-know-the-touch-of-a-man sort of way.
I feel like longer hair might help a bit.
I find it telling that you specifically knew what type of elf she happened to be. When you go play D&D tonight with BP and ProL, do me a favor and give yourself a wedgie, and make it atomic.
You probably don't even know the difference between a Drow and a Sun Elf, racist!
They all look the same to me.
They all look the same to me.
Well, that certainly calls for a: RAAAACIST.
They're not even human!
Observing that they aren't human makes you double racist!
No, it makes him a speciesist and a racist.
sun elf?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Sun Elf
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Sun Elf
Dude homebrew DandD wiki is not canon.
I am sure on that site you can find moon elves and shit elves as well.
The Drow and Wood elves are DandD canon sun elves are just some crap some asshole came up with on the interwebs.
Wood elves are the Mennonites of the elf race. It's kind of obvious. Bet her bow accuracy is off the charts though.
She has two breasts.
According to 2nd addition unearthed arcana female wood elves must cut off a breast in order to retain any racial bow bonuses.
I wonder if Amanda Hess is reading this and gently weeping
Nah. At least she still looks a thousand times better than Lindy West.
It's a ginger! Kill it!
But that dress is so "traditionally feminine" and actually has a waist! By her definition that is well on its way to SEXUALIZED FAST FOOD SAUCES territory.
I bet you a sexy sauce packet she made that dress herself. While crying on a Friday night, drunk on a thimble-full of mead given to her by the gruff, but lovable dwarf-of-color that lives in a polyamorous cohort downstairs.
Come on now, her life couldn't possibly be that interesting.
For serious... if you found out she lived in a tree and made cookies, would you be surprised?
Okay, you have point. But if that dwarf of color actually exist I want to meet it.
See, her pixie power comes from knowing that it is fine to make an effort to look cute, as long as you don't look cuter than Amanda Hess. Because then: exploitation and stuff. When Amanda Hess sews her elven magic into a colorful homemade dress, it is different, dammit.
It must take her hours every morning to get her hair to look like she didn't spend any time on it.
Somebody sounds jealous!
Cat Fight!
I bet you a sexy sauce packet
Umm, no thanks.
She has one thing going for her. Those shoulders would be great guarding a quarterback. What, did I miss something?
Cosplay yumminess:
http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-c.....osplay.jpg
The latex mask really brings it all together.
Yahoo searches for the phrase "sexy Halloween costumes" have dropped 47 percent since 2010
In other words, most female costumes are already sexified enough that the need to search, specifically, for sexy costumes is gone.
Once again, The Market Has Succeeded.
Next Supply Challenge?
Researchers were puzzled by the spike in such searches that occurred immediately following the posting of this article.
SugarFree, do you want to post the tiresome feministing links, or shall I? You know, the ones about the evil discrepancy between female and male Halloween costumes and the the "hilarious" tumblrs comparing male and female "sexy" Halloween costumes, which replaced "Mansplaining Paul Ryan" as the funniest tumblr ever?
I will also add this: I think tumblr has been used more for evil than good. While there are awesome pr0n tumblrs, there are a shit ton of proglodyte tumblrs.
Dude, tumblr has given us a shitload of teenage girls taking naked pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors. No amount of evil it's used for can cancel that out.
These exist? How have I missed them?!
Unless teenage means 18 or 19, I'd avoid those.
Isn't describing them enough?
See, SF, this is our difference: You are just a masochist. I am a sadistic masochist, who likes to inflict his pain on reason.
I learned it from watching you!
NutraSweet is far more than "just" a masochist. He is a disgusting, mucous-dripping bugger-eating glue-sniffing masochist. He's the Ralph Wiggum of masochists.
And you are some sort of 8-legged asshole that taught itself to speak.
8-legged?!?
I saw The Thing. Your kind don't fool me.
(starts transforming into Warty)
I'm pushing him Epi. He needs to become more than a man- he must become a symbol! He's what this filthy, evil, world needs AND deserves!
Bastard. Fine. Here's one the tumblrs.
http://fucknosexisthalloweencostumes.tumblr.com/
Anyway, who's getting the shitty end of the stick here? The guys are running around in a hot, bulky outfit that reeks of chemicals and can't be washed, and the girls are in a sleek little dress.
And guess who has an easier time going to the bathroom...
Of course, the real issue is the harshly-enforced law that prevents women from not buying skimpy costumes and that won't allow them to buy the men's version and wear it. Like SWAT will come to your house and shit, right?
Of course, the real issue is the harshly-enforced law that prevents women from not buying skimpy costumes and that won't allow them to buy the men's version and wear it. Like SWAT will come to your house and shit, right?
Do I have to give you the false consciousness lecture AGAIN man?
Also... those tumblrs end up being mostly just eye candy, as long as you keep your eyes on the ladies.
What are they trying to prove again? That sexy Halloween costumes kick ass?
Holy shit, the chick farmer on page 2... awesome.
Also, female Darth Vader:
http://fucknosexisthalloweenco.....com/page/3
Also, female Darth Vader:
The female stormtrooper isn't even trying.
Also, female Darth Vader:
Holsymolsy. I want her to tell me what to do. Search for dildo shaped droids. Sit on the. As you command, master.
Why would a sock monkey have its own sock monkey?
Monkeyception.
Monkey-ception.
Sock monkey-ception.
Angry Birds
Seriously? DIAF.
What I want to know is what the fuck any of those costumes have to do with Halloween? I mean, I'm not trying to stop attractive women form wearing costumes like that any day, but isn't Halloween supposed to involve ghosts and scary stuff, not just dressing up in a funny costume?
I'm sorry that Halloween doesn't conform to your narrow reading, Zeb. I look forward to your next pogrom against people who hate turkey and stuffing.
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Bastard. Fine. Here's one the tumblrs.
http://fucknosexisthalloweencostumes.tumblr.com/
I am calling Bullshit
this is what female stormtroopers look like:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maryloye/42168929/
In other pissy feminist news, Jezebel gets angry over their poor translation skills. Note that incentivar does not mean to make.
I enjoy how most of the comments are bitching about how the breasts displayed are not inclusive enough. They apparently should have slapped up the ugliest, saggiest, oldest tits up there to be inclusive.
I wish I could say they are the most tiresome comments I have seen at that site... but they don't even sneak into the top 10.
Not the ugliest, saggiest--just "one pair of perfectly formed small boobies" from the comment I read. Jealous, bitchez?
By "worst" they meant "best", right?
We covered this in the MLs. Try to keep up.
Fuck you. Don't you mansplain at me.
You see, Warty... Mansplaining is when a man explains something to a woman.
Here, let me pwn you with an image.
Like Nick Gillespie lecturing Rachel Maddow on matters of politics?
When I see women dressed as sexualized fast food sauces, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
That's because you're a cloistered ideologue with poor choices in ideology that you have wedged so far up your clenched ass that you have ceased to be a functioning human and have devolved into an outrage robot.
relevant video
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82873319/
...the line between sexy and ironic appears to have evaporated.
Damn irony is killing everything. I blame hipsters.
Yahoo searches for the phrase "sexy Halloween costumes" have dropped 47 percent since 2010.
Maybe that is because 47% of former Yahoo users have since switched to Google?
Because their are plenty of temporary Halloween stores set up that are chocked full of these sexy costumes. No need to go to the Internet when you can try on before you buy. Market win.
Sexy is always sizzling on Halloween. There's way more pressure on women to look hot... But that seems to be changing there were some hot costumes for men out there this year, like the "Spartan" costumes. HOT!