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Who killed who?

Chip Bok | 10.12.2012 7:45 AM

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Longtorso 13 years ago

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Longtorso 13 years ago

My link free pithy comment was marked spam.
1. Cyto 13 years ago
  
  Wow, that really makes sense when you think about it….
Longtorso 13 years ago

Bok killed humor.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

The EU getting the Nobel Peace Prize is the real Friday Funny.
1. Palin's Buttplug 13 years ago
  
  They can use the prize money.
  1. Pound. Head. On. Desk. 13 years ago
    
    And they’ll burn it up in about 15 minutes.
    1. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
      
      Already spent.
      1. Pound. Head. On. Desk. 13 years ago
        
        That’s austerity, man! Downright frugal. I mean skinflint. Wait… WHAT?!
  2. Restoras 13 years ago
    
    +16T
sage 13 years ago

Obama looks like a scrawny mongoloid. But this cartoon makes him look even worse.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  I’m confused. So the Kenyan thing is a fib?
  1. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
    
    Yep, Poppa Obama was born Mongolia. Or is that another gripping docu-drama-mentary?
Palin's Buttplug 13 years ago

I’ve been trying to recall one single memorable point any of the four candidates has made in their debate and can’t think of one.
1. Jeff 13 years ago
  
  Biden made a memorable point about how he never voted for the Afghan war, the Iraq war, and Medicare Part D. Too bad it wasn’t true.
  1. Palin's Buttplug 13 years ago
    
    actual quote
    
    “It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card, at the same time, put a prescription drug plan on the credit card, a trillion dollar tax cut for the very wealthy.”
    
    “I was there, I voted against them,” Biden continued. “I said, no, we can’t afford that.”
    
    Dubious for sure. “Them” to most of us means the entire package.
    
    We can’t afford that is very similar to “You didn’t build that”.
    
    The “that” is referencing another topic.
    1. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
      
      Yanno, the definition of “is” has never been thoroughly established, so let’s not go with the, “the definition of that,” Shriekykins.
    2. Randian 13 years ago
      
      So by “them”, he just meant the tax cut. Which would be, in the pronoun world, more appropriately called an “it”.
sarcasmic 13 years ago

Who’s the guy with the big ears?

Needs more labels.
1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
  
  Yeah, who are these people?! C’mon Bok – LABELZ!
2. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
  
  Those aren’t ears, they appear to be some sort of power ring constructs – maybe decorative plates. Apparently in the third panel, the Indigo Lanterns got to him.
  
  This is a very astute commentary on the Lantern Corps participation in the Rann-Thanagar wars, but I’m not sure I can put my finger on exactly what it is. Then again, I did miss a lot of the JLA tie-ins, so that’s probably why I don’t get it.
  
  No idea why Sinestro is being carried off by Capt. Cold and Doc Ock in the last fram. Must be some wierd GLC/Flash/Spiderman crossover that I missed.
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    I thought the last frame was a 70 year old, portly Hitler and Sheldon form the Big Bang Theory hauling away a defeated flyweight boxer?
    1. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
      
      LOL, what do you think this is, Earth-Prime or something?
3. Restoras 13 years ago
  
  I’m friday morning horny and I saw ‘label’ as ‘labia’.
  
  Should I seek help?
  1. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
    
    Some lime jello and a sauna should do the trick.
  2. hamilton 13 years ago
    
    Seeking it on this board isn’t going to get you anywhere. Or, worse, it’ll get you somewhere.
    1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
      
      FTW! What will you do with your newly won thread, hamilton?
      1. swillfredo pareto 13 years ago
        
        There’s American Psycho in both the lime jello reference and Hamilton’s tan but I can’t figure out what to do with them.
      2. hamilton 13 years ago
        
        Yay! Actually just seeing the lime jello comment come up microseconds before my own made me feel all validated inside. I’m going to head over to Jezebel now and use this hard-won higher consciousness to score a few chicks.
Whiterun Guard 13 years ago

When you’re pushed, killin’s as easy as breathing.
Rich 13 years ago

Third-panel Obama must have been fed after midnight.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  pity he wasn’t Mogwai-cute to begin with
Tim 13 years ago

“A giant eyeball that washed ashore and was found by a beachcomber in Pompano Beach, Fla., ”

Anybody seen Warty?

http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_…..gists?lite
1. Mongo 13 years ago
  
  Doc: “I have some bad news and worse news – the bad news is your wife gave birth to a giant eyeball.”
  
  Man: “My God – that’s horrible! What’s the worse news?”
  
  Doc: “It’s blind.”
Randian 13 years ago

Is the guy on the right John Cleese or Hitler? Can’t tell.
1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
  
  Hey?! Don’t mention the war!
2. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
  
  Fool! John Cleese is much taller.
  1. geo1113 13 years ago
    
    And Hitler was more charming.
sarcasmic 13 years ago

killing is my business…and business is good!
1. Tim 13 years ago
  
  One thing I took away from the debate is that there will be no war recession.
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

No comment.
1. Tim 13 years ago
  
  Point of order: that is technically a comment.

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