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New York Officials Ban Vibrator Giveaway

Thousands left wanting after the Big Apple's latest killjoy move.

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They must have rubbed Mayor Bloomberg the wrong way.

City officials pulled the plug on a vibrator giveaway by the Trojan condom company yesterday, disappointing potentially thousands of pleasure-seeking women who hoped to get their hands on some no-cost sex toys.

"I'm 57 years old. I should be able to get a vibrator!" declared Linda Postell, who was among hundreds of women (and men!) waiting in the heat on Pearl Street only to be left unsatisfied. "I have a problem with the smoking ban, and the soda ban — and now this!"

Trojan sent tingles of excitement across the city when it announced the giveaway of some 10,000 vibrating sex toys from hot-dog-style pushcarts.

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  1. “I’m 57 years old. I should be able to get a vibrator!” declared Linda Postell”

    Uhm, you can – its called go to a store or order online.

    And an anonymous “city employee” said they had to leave because too many people had gathered? What happened to the first admendment?

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