Brickbat: Big Swingers

Planning officials in Calmore, England, have shut down a swingers club run in residential neighborhood. Owner David Kay says the house is a home and the tenants just invite over like-minded friends for parties. But officials say it's a commercial club, which isn't allowed by planning rules.

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[Bee Tagger]

But now after seeing the bondage equipment, suspended cages, grope boxes, mirrors, cameras and speakers, a government planning inspector agreed it was a commercial venture

Sounds like someone is used to paying for things like this.

[Whiterun Guard]

I guess they don't encounter a lot of hobbyists over there...

[Alan Vanneman]

"Planning inspector Richard Perrins said in his report he had "undisputed" evidence the property could be hired at a fee and guests were being charged entry to events."

This is the biggest "outrage" you could find, dude? Must be a slow news day.

[RBS]

Keep showing us all what a colossal fucking moron you are Vanneman.

[LimpoSimpo]

Well now that jsut makes a ll kinds of sense dude.

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[NotSure]

By definition swingers are not commercial, otherwise it would be a brothel.

[Whiterun Guard]

Think of it more like a Chuck-E-Cheese for middle aged fatties.