The Next Time Someone Tells You American Politicians Are Uncivilized, Show Them This Video

Things are heating up in Greece, the alleged birthplace of democracy. In the video clip below, Golden Dawn (see: Nazi!) Party spokesman Ilias Kasidiaris throws water in a woman's face on live TV, then attacks Communist Party deputy Liana Kanelli:

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[Y]

You know who used to like to throw water in women’s faces and then attack communist party leaders?

[Ben the Duck]

The Silver Age Aquaman…?

[Kaptious Kristen]

Rick Blaine?

[Paul.]

Bobby Brown?

[Citizen Nothing]

At least it wasn’t the Golden Shower Party.

[Ska]

Ain’t no party like a Lemon (house) Party!! Heyy — hoooo!!

[Warty]

Golden Dawn

AVENNNNNNNGE MEEEEEE

[Eduard van Haalen]

Nazi leader attacks people – if that’s not dog bites man I don’t know what is.

I was expecting a brawl with many participants, but it was simply an attack by the sort of person you would expect to engage in such behavior.

[Hugh Akston]

That was the girliest fight I’ve seen since Episiarch refused to give up his bus seat to an old lady.

[Ska]

When Episiarch swings his purse, he means it.

[Episiarch]

That was my seat!

[Paul.]

That was no lady!

[Brett L]

More fun than a Taiwanese parliament meeting.

[Warty]

Nice logo.

I imagine the party slogan is something like, “Death to the enemies of the fatherland!” It would be really disappointing if it wasn’t.

[Pro Libertate]

It’s not quite a swastika. More of a wimpstika.

[Warty]

Those are penises, you moron. It’s paying tribute to the noble and manly tradition of pederasty.

[Randian]

It does look like a male-male “69” stylized.

….

Or is that just me?

[Kaptious Kristen]

Or, you know, a Greek key.

[Brett L]

Is that a sex toy?

[Pro Libertate]

It might be a whip.

[Warty]

It’s quite clearly a locking anal pear.

[Kaptious Kristen]

I don’t even….

[Citizen Nothing]

The things I learn at H ‘n R!

[Brett L]

Wow. I had no idea that people would want to do that to themselves or each other.

[Warty]

If it can be imagined, it has already been used for sex.

[NeonCat]

From Barney Miller
Wojohowicz: “You can point to any item in the Sears catalog and somebody, somewhere wants to have sex with it.”

[Brandybuck]

I’m just shocked it has been imagined

[Ska]

I thought they stopped making those after the Inquisition. I should really have know better.

[JW]

The lock is a nice touch.

[Jesus H. Christ]

I won’t even click on that. Who knows where that link has been?

[MisterDamage]

I _knew_ just _knew_ I shouldn’t click. I just couldn’t help myself.

[Zeb]

Well, obviously. But I doubt that the resemblance to the Nazi swastika is entirely coincidental.

[Pro Libertate]

I wonder if the original Nazis will sue for trademark infringement? I think it might qualify as a “famous mark”, which would give it heightened protections. Who are the heirs to the Nazi operations these days?

[Entropy Void]

Um, that would be Obama Campaign HQ, sir.

[Pro Libertate]

Well, okay then. They should sue.

[JW]

You dumbass. That’s clearly the evil universe Federation symbol.

[Randian]

It’s something completely dull like “Greece for Greeks”, your typical braindead nationalist dreck.

[Pro Libertate]

The real Greeks left long ago.

[Warty]

All the real Greeks are Turks now.

[Pro Libertate]

Of course. They all moved to Constantinople when they were running the empire.

[Warty]

Why’d they change it?

[Pro Libertate]

I can’t say. People just liked it better that way.

[Warty]

That’s none of your business.

[JW]

Why did Constantinople get the works?

[Warty]

That’s nobody’s business but the Greek Nazi jerks’.

[Silver Fox]

People liked it better that way?

[Pro Libertate]

The Greeks should rise up and attempt to retake the Byzantine Empire.

[Warty]

They tried that once. But, now that Ata-Turk has been called back to Krypton, they should be able to succeed.

[Pro Libertate]

I say they hire some Australian and New Zealand mercenaries and land them near the Dardanelles.

[Pro Libertate]

Ataturk! Ataturk!

[Warty]

Come to me, Ata-Turk! I defy you! Come and kneel before Churchill!

[Pro Libertate]

Is Ataturk like “Atta boy!”?

[Ska]

Does his fuzzy hat turn into a saran wrap prison when thrown as a projectile weapon?

[dbcooper]

One of their MP’s is in a neo-nazi black metal band. Face paint and all.

[Kolohe]

Kinda looks like 2 middle fingers. Which makes sense for their politics.

[Braadacus Maximus]

What did the National Socialist hand say to the Social Democrat’s face? SLAP!!!!

[Ben the Duck]

Oh, yeah. The only thing holding these baclava-heads back as a nation, right about now, is the lack of one more big, fat monetary bailout.

[Eduard van Haalen]

The Golden Dawn leader’s real name is Aleister Crowleyopolis.

[sage]

THE BIRTHPLACE OF DEMOCRACY IS DEAD GAME OVER MAN!

[Zeb]

As well as being the birthplace of democracy, Athens was also the place where they first discovered how much trouble democracy could get you into.

[Brett L]

“Here, drink this.”

[Dr. Frankenstein]

I was thinking of
the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “… I drank what?”

[Ben the Duck]

So, “democracy” = “lithe young boys,” then?

[Randian]

It’s a good thing Wisconsin makes all that cheese to go with Moaning Mike’s delicious whine.

[Entropy Void]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!111

http://youtu.be/T_ttcSaTheI

[Zeb]

US politics is really quite reserved and civilized compared to a lot of the world.a s far as I can tell.

[Tim]

I hate Ithaca Nazis.

[Jerry on the road]

I can see Riggs isn’t doing A.M. Links anymore…

[Tim]

Wait. Is that Ann Coulter?

[ChrisO]

I think we’ve just found a way for CNN to get out of the ratings basement…

[Ben the Duck]

Heck, I’m thinking ESPN.

[Ted S.]

“Chris” Everett

[ThatSkepticGuy]

Now how do you suppose it is that a nation of people who apparently take Nazis and Commies seriously enough to engage them over matters of state on live television find themselves on the verge of utter dissemination?

[Suthenboy]

I was just thinking the same thing….and when is it ever bad for a communist to be beaten on television……

[Fist of Etiquette]

It could be worse; they could combine forces. The Commie Nazis.

[Aresen]

“utter dissemination”?

Does that have anything to do with ‘publish or perish’?

[joshua corning]

a nation of people who apparently take Nazis and Commies seriously

The irony is that Nazis and Commies hate the Greeks.

[Paul.]

Not Nazi and Commie enough?

[Fist of Etiquette]

No wonder Greece is in the position it is. Half of their politicians are on bath salts. (The other half no longer have faces, I assume.)

[Kolohe]

Is Braavos a Greek Isle?

[Tim]

The problem is that the opposing parties are unbending in relation to each other.

[Jesus H. Christ]

Bending over in Greece isn’t exactly the safest position to take.

[Paul.]

I know you guys don’t want me to re-re-re-re-re-post that picture of the Greek Military Uniform. Because it never gets old (to me).

[darius404]

I’ve never seen it.

[Eduard van Haalen]

The Golden Dawn’s other logo is a crowbar, because that’s how they separate the men from the boys.