â€œWhen researchers announced the discovery of a mountain taller than Everest on the asteroid Vesta, Gary Johnson had already climbed it.â€ So said â€œGary Johnson Factsâ€ on Twitter a while back, after noting that â€œA duckâ€™s quack does not echo. Gary Johnson is solely responsible for this phenomenon.â€ Like Chuck Norris, who inspired this genre of humor, Gary Johnson is not viewed with gravity by a great many people these days. This is too bad, writes A. Barton Hinkle, becauseâ€"unlike Norrisâ€"he should be.
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Elizabeth Warren Would Rather Make You Fix Your Terrible Public School Than Let You Send Your Kid to a Charter School
"You don't like the building? You think it's old and decaying? Then get out there and push to get a new one," she said.
This is why we can't have serious conversations about government spending.